While the talent show « la France a un incroyable talent » kept going with the auditions, Sam and Rena were also busy on their side. 

Sam was looking at videos of famous models and trying to mimic their walk, he had a month to be ready to walk in front of famous designers so he gave it his all, before the round two of the talent show he didn't have anything to do anyway.
He wouldn't be paid for his performance but he was given an opportunity to open a new road to fame for himself.

Meanwhile except coaching Sam sometimes Rena was busy working on the outfit she would present during the contest, she already had a few drawings ready and kept working hard, her prototypes looked like Chinese traditional clothes and she added her style to it making it contemporary and ancient looking at the same time. When he saw it first Sam felt like it was a weird mix but slowly he got used to it and started to like it, this mixture of old and new was actually refreshing.

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Less than a week later, when the fourth episode of the show was shot the first episode would be diffused that same night.

Sam didn't lose time and called all his friends early to tell them about it so that they could free themselves, the friends he shared it with were only a few; he first called Eric to let him know, then he called Roland. He didn't use the guitar in the show but he felt like letting them know anyway, and finally he called Annie

« Hey Annie ! »

« Hey Sam, how is your trip so far ? »

« Very good ! Tonight is the diffusion of the first episode of « la France a un incroyable talent », have you heard about it ? »

« Yeah I did, on what episode will you be shown ? »

« I was auditioned amongst the first few so I'll probably be on the first episode, you should tell Em about it. »

« Really ?! Already ? Haha we'll watch it with all the family hahah, it's the week end so even the kids can stay up to watch it until the end. »

« It's embarrassing... this will be the first impression your parents will have about Em's big brother. »

« Don't worry haha she already showed them your YouTube channel. »

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He also published a photo of him in front of the « La France a un incroyable talent » sign that he had asked someone to take for him before leaving the recording studio that day, on Instagram and labeled it « Tonight 8:45 PM I'll be on « la France a un incroyable talent » don't miss my performance. »

In less than 20 minutes he already had more than a thousand likes, his fans didn't lose time and shared the post everywhere they could, an hour later he went past the ten thousand likes.

He was already starting to build up a fan base, people that were following him on both YouTube and Instagram were already solid fans, those that followed him only on one of them could be made into fans but would require hard work, this appearance in the TV show was his chance to get more fans and to solidify a few of the not hardcore fans.

8:30 PM Sam was still in the design school with Rena and a few of her classmates each working on their things, he had asked earlier if he could turn on the TV that was on the room and they all agreed, they were used to watch it together to reset their mindset and work more efficiently.

The show started, the first few contestants started to pass one by one, it wasn't great but it could at least be entertaining. Sam also kept an eye on the TV waiting for his turn but didn't stop training.

Finally a bit after 9PM he appeared on screen, everybody there turner around to look at him. He was expecting that reaction as he didn't tell them why he wanted to watch the show, he stopped what he was doing and sat down to watch.

First they showed an interview of him, he was asked where he came from, what he did in life and why he came here, his answer was very simple : « I want to become famous and make money.»  He had asked at the time if he could talk about his YouTube channel but it wasn't allowed so he just let it be and told them whatever came to his mind.

Then there was a plan of him being accompanied on stage by the MC, finally he was greeted by the judges and started his performance, at this moment everybody he knew was watching the show to see him, he had a small pinch on the heart due to the pressure but he soon forgot about it when he remembered how he'll he had performed.

The slow piano started, Sam was holding the mic and waiting for it to stop, then

« Look, if you had
One shot
Or one opportunity... »

His voice sounded but before anyone had the time to react or say something the intro was over and the song started

« His palms are sweaty,
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There is vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti... »

Everybody in the room and everybody watching the show got caught in the rhythm and started weaving their heads with it, nobody in the room expected that the guy that was learning how to walk in the same room as them for a week was actually such a great artist.

« Wow you are a great rapper ! »

« Nothing much, you should check out my YouTube channel. »

Sam said, recently he never missed a chance to promote his YouTube channel, he felt like even one more fan could make the difference, if someone became his hardcore fan and kept pestering his friends or family to listen to him that could make his fan base grow.

When they saw that the golden buzzer was pressed, everybody was surprised in the room while Sam's phone started ringing. It was Eric calling him

« Hey ! What the heck you could have told me earlier that you got the golden buzzer ! I was so surprised that I spit the water I was drinking on my dad ! »

« Hahahahah I'll treat you to a meal to apologize ! »

« Anyway congratulations brother ! I knew you could do it ! »

« Thanks bro, I appreciate it. »

Eric wasn't the only one calling to congratulate him, Em also called while in the background he could hear Annie and Jin screaming for him to hear their congratulations.

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"Wow I heard you sing on the streets But I didn't know you could also rap !"

Rena said after Sam was done with his friends's calls.

"I have multiple talents haha."

He said it as a joke but he himself knew that it was the truth, he already had lots of talents and would get way more as time passes.

"Hey Sam you didn't tell us the name of your YouTube channel !"

Said one of the students, he had told them about it but was called by Eric so he forgot to tell them the name of the channel.

"Oh right, it's my name : Sam Petit."

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After a bit more of talk everybody left the school together as it was closing soon, Sam got on his bike and left toward home.

Sam and his little sister live alone but his life is already hard enough trying to end his studies and give her the best life possible while facing bullies and financial issues. This is when he acquires the choice system which from time to time give him the choice between two skills or attributes.

If someone likes my work and can do me a better cover than the one I did myself for free I’ll take it thankfully haha

There is the story about videos for listening log homework. When she started to do her homework she hadn't find videos yet. I had heard a few days before that she started to do. I spoke to her cynically but I sent some Youtube video links about Disney movies and some TV series like Big Bang Theory. She was thankful to me and It was my pleasure. And at the last day she went out to eat dinner with her homestay family. She sent me a Strawberry Smoothies in a photo. I said she was starting to look like me. But One thing I'm worried most is she will forget me because she is forgetful, careless, and sloppy, but this is a joke.

While I was writing this novel it happened to me when I went to Vancouver from Winnipeg by taking a train. I couldn't contact her suddenly when I passed near a huge forest and a wide grassland like an ocean. I felt really anxious. Because she could have waited for my answer. After a few minutes passed, I could contact her again. I sent her a message straight. Fortunately she sent a reply soon before I escaped from the valley of big mountains, and she looked not worried. After I experienced it I thought that everything would be okay.

*

When I said I was not sure she might know that I would try hard to write this novel, but she said she knew well I always tried hard everything whatever I did. She always spoke to me sweetly like this. I couldn't betray her trust so I tried hard to write this novel.

I said I promised to see her and I am determined to master Japanese. I'm not sure when I will finish it, but I know many Chinese characters and it is helpful for me to study Japanese. I hope to master Japanese in a few months quickly and I will go and see her.

It is my love story when I have been in Winnipeg, Canada. I came to Canada for studying English, and I met her. We met only for a couple of month, and we fell in love.

I'm from South Korea, and she is from Japan. We have our own blog(http://donsuzuka.tumblr.com/), too. I hope you enjoy it, thanks.

When Natsu arrived on the second floor, he noticed Makarov getting into the position to cast 'Fairy Law'. He had a serious expression on his face looking at Jose. He created a golden sphere of compressed Light Magic in between his palms, preparing to cast the legendary spell.

"This is your last chance to surrender, Jose. Get on your knees within three seconds or else I'll obliterate you." Makarov said while further compressing the golden sphere. It exuded a terrifying magical pressure making Jose sweat profusely.

"Haha, have you gone senile Makarov? You may be a bit stronger than me but that doesn't mean I'm so easily defeated." Jose said with a nervous laugh, his back drenched in cold sweat after feeling the rapidly increasing pressure released from the sphere in between Makarov's palms.

"Three…" Makarov ignored Jose's words and continued his countdown with an expressionless face. Jose started getting worried after seeing that.

"You must be kidding right, Makarov? Do you really believe you can take me down with a single attack? That must be the biggest joke I've ever heard, haha…" Jose laughed nervously. 

"Two…" Makarov ignored him and continued his countdown. He closed his eyes to focus and compressed the sphere into the size of a tennis ball, further increasing the intensity of the spell.

"..."

Jose didn't have anything to say looking at this. He felt the overwhelming pressure of the sphere making him break out in cold sweat, but he still felt that he wouldn't be taken out by such an attack.

"One…" Makarov continued his countdown. He further compressed the golden sphere into the size of a ping-pong ball. This caused the pressure excluding from the sphere to go off the charts. Even the surroundings started getting affected by it. The wind started picking up speed while the ocean started shaking violently, making everyone afraid. It looked like the beginning of a catastrophe.

"Dammit! I will never apologize to you. Don't think that I will let you continue on with this. Shade Magic: Dead Wave!" Jose shouted angrily before casting his magic. He extended his right arm sideways and generated several of his ghosts around it, which start circling it in spirals. He subsequently shaped the ghosts into a destructive wave of Darkness Magic and sent it rushing at Makarov, splitting anything in its path including the ground itself.

Makarov didn't pay any attention to the incoming attack and kept his eyes closed. When the attack was almost within reach, he suddenly opened his eyes which had some strange magic symbols on them. 
"Zero… Fairy Law ACTIVATE!!" Makarov shouted while pressing his palms together in a praying motion, forcing the sphere to compress further. An enormous magic circle appeared in the sky. The sphere exploded into a bright light engulfing everything. The magic circle also glowed, amplifying the light that engulfed everything within a 100-meter radius.

Jose's attack was instantly wiped out making him wide-eyed. He was engulfed by the holy light of 'Fairy Law' spell burning him from the inside out. He was a dark magic user, so those lights were even more effective against him. The light didn't just stop there, they engulfed everything within its range, attacking every Phantom Lord guild member that had malicious intentions towards 'Fairy Tail'.

"ARGHHH!!!" Jose screamed painfully before falling on his knees. He felt excruciating pain from those lights and kept on rolling on the floor with an agonized expression. The same thing happened to all those 'Phantom Lord' wizards who were hostile against 'Fairy Tail'.

Natsu watched this in silence. He felt awed by the power of the spell. It truly deserved to be called one of the three great fairy spells. He memorized the way Makarov cast the spell, making it easier for him to copy it later if Makarov didn't permit him to learn it.

'Fairy law is truly a legendary spell. Now, I can understand why it's backlash is so harsh when the cast is unsuccessful.' Natsu thought, remembering about the backlash of 'Fairy Law'. Mavis became cursed because of the backlash if he remembered things correctly.

After the light disappeared, he found Makarov looking at the fainted Jose tiredly. It must have taken a huge toll on him to cast such a powerful spell after all.

"You can come out now, Natsu. You know it's rude to peep on other's battles." Makarov said loudly looking at Natsu's direction. He obviously noticed Natsu's presence since Natsu didn't bother to hide it.

"Hehe, sorry about that, gramps! I just wanted to see the legendary spell with my own eyes. Can you blame me though? It was so epic. I didn't know 'Fairy Law' was so powerful." Natsu said with a sheepish laugh making Makarov narrow his eyes. Then, he just let out a tired sigh and shook his head.

"I didn't want to use this spell if possible, but it would take too long to defeat him without using 'Fairy Law'," Makarov replied while looking tired. He was visibly exhausted after the fight.

"Anyways, can you teach me this spell? It looks pretty powerful after all." Natsu asked getting right into the point.

"Are you sure, Natsu? I will admit that 'Fairy Law' is pretty powerful, but at the same time it's even more dangerous. If you fail to cast the spell perfectly then you'll receive a terrible backlash. Trust me Natsu, it's not worth wasting your time to learn such a troublesome spell." Makarov said, trying to discourage him from learning the spell. He knew about the spell's harsh backlash in case of an unsuccessful cast which would ruin the life of the caster forever.

"Yeah, I'm 100% sure Gramps! I know it's dangerous but the reward will be equally great." He answered with a grin, making Makarov sigh. 

Then, he turned his back toward Natsu and said sternly, "Then come visit me later in my office. I'll teach you everything I know about 'Fairy Law'. I know you'll probably try to learn it whether I allow it or not. So, it's better for me to supervise you while you're learning this spell. I don't want you to accidentally destroy the whole Magnolia while practicing after all. For now, let's return to the guild. The 'Rune Knights should arrive soon. Ugh, I'm feeling a headache coming just imagining the upcoming trouble with the council."

Makarov started leaving the area, leaving Natsu with a happy expression. He was glad that Makarov didn't deny him from learning 'Fairy Law'. It would be a waste not to learn such a powerful spell after all.

'I wonder what Mira and Erza are up to. They must have handled the cannon fodders pretty easily.' He thought while leaving the area as well, going downstairs to meet with his lovers.

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PS: I do not own anime, manga, and novels mentioned in this novel. This is just a fanfiction.

somewhere in 2019
it was the season of winter and now nights are becoming longer and days are becoming shorter
a boy was watching last episode of arifureta anime and he was pissed about how they adapted the source material of the immensely popular light novel
it has a rating of around 6.5 on myanimelist 
and now he was going to write script for his videos
yes you are right he is none another than bollyguy world biggest anituber with over 2 million subscribers on YouTube  and he upload 4 videos in week
sry that was joke he only had 1subscriber and 2 videos on his channel and only have 400 views 
his name was Aryan and his dream is to become world biggest anime youtuber but the reality is something else
he graduated from clg in 2018 and could not find a suitable job because he was an otaku and the only thing he knew was anime
so a call came from his dad
dad- hey son did you find some job for yourself
aryan-no dad I told you na I don't want to do any job I just want to follow my passion
dad-what the fuck is wrong with you?? Aryan don't you know how much we sacrifice for your study and you involve yourself with that cartoon shit
Aryan -dad plz don't talk about anime in that sense it helps me in my darkest time and I don't want another fight with you if you don't have nothing to say then I am hanging thephone

after having argument with his dad he was bit frustrated although they send him money on which he survives but it is like living without a cause or any objective
aryan - forget that I should made my video and soon he started his video making but man his editing skills were pretty weak and how much he tried it but a good video cannot be made from phone
he was sad because he was short on money and buying a good laptop will coat him his 2 month of earning so he should forget about that

At this point, Tony wasn't surprised when he had awoken back in his first life. He was alone in his bed and was shortly depressed before he smelled food from the kitchen. He rushed out of the room and into the kitchen and there at the stove stood Kate. Her back was towards him and was humming a happy tone.

"Is this my gift for my team winning?" Tony taunted with a laugh.

Katherine didn't jump at his voice nor did she lose track of the status of the food as she answered, "You'll have to be willing to take the risk of if it is poisoned or not."

"Isn't your food aways poisoned? I swear whenever you cook, years are lost from already short life."

"Only when cooking for you." She turned towards him and flashed a mirthless smile.

Seeing her smile Tony froze, this was meant as a joke, "Kate, you won't get away with murdering me."

"Whoever said I would kill you."

"Kate..." This scene had become cliche quickly, we all know what comes next.

"Just incapacitate you and torture you for as long as you live."

"Oh would you look at the time, I'm magically late for class."

"Your first class isn't till 1."

"I have a meeting?"

"At 8 in the morning?"

"Only time my professor was free?"

"Sit your ass down, before I really do you poison the meal...honey" 

He rushed the table and sat down, fork and knife in hand, "Kate... take a breath."

She put the eggs onto the plate with the pancakes and bacon and walked over to the table. 

She proceeded to sit down and start eating in front of him. Tony released a sigh at her actions and walked over to the stove to see if any was left over, there wasn't. 

He walked over the fridge and took out a plate a pasta from however long ago and nuked it in the microwave.

He strolled over the table and sat where he was previously. Neither of them talked during the meal but neither of them seemed bothered by it. Katherine finished first and looked down to her watch for the time, "I got to get going. I'll see you during class." 

She grabbed her bag from his room and on her way out Tony finally responded, "Good luck, maybe you can have better luck in class than the Patriots had in the Super Bowl!"

She laughed at his antics but left with no comment. 

Tony didn't do much after she left, he cleaned up the place before he pulled out his computer to watch youtube before class.

Left on his screen from the night before was the draft log of the Cleveland Browns. At seeing the page his obsession was reignited. This brought his mind back to the question of why? 

Why was he moving between two different people at two different times? Roy and himself didn't even share career paths. Tony was looking to be a stock trader while Roy was a football GM. The only things Tony knew were what madden taught him and the analysts on youtube. He would dare say he knew nothing. 

Yet here he was living the life of a GM. His draft picks were some of the best people from that year's draft class but that doesn't mean he knew how to draft. He knew the future and mixed with his love for football he knew the big names of that year's draft class. Granted he knew that draft well for different reasons but that is not important yet.

He took the computer and relooked through the whole draft. He was actually kind of annoyed he wasn't Roy back at the beginning of the year. If he was Roy then he could have traded with the Colts for Marshall Faulk, one of the best RBs of all time. Alas, he instead reincarnated in that body the day of the draft. 

This now brought the question, would he continue that life? He could lie to himself and say it was a dream but that wouldn't help for if he appeared there again.

So far he changed lives when he went to sleep but how could he be sure it would happen again. Did he even know if it was time travel or parallel worlds? 

He then went on to do the math on to see if he would have a phone in 1999, he was 4 and knew he wouldn't have one.

He was left without a way to confirm or deny the fact of how the worlds were connected. He went back to the page and remembered that last night when he refreshed the page it said Roy White.

He refreshed again and the name was still Dwight Clark. It was a sense of relief for Tony yet was disappointing. He wanted to believe that in some way the worlds were connected, that his actions then had effects here.

What that would mean, he didn't know yet. He would have thought about it more if it did in fact matter then.

He sighed in exasperation and stood up to grab something to drink. 

"What else am I meant to do here?"

"Am I supposed to save the Browns?"

"Make a dynasty?

"Beat the Patriots?"

"Well the last one was rhetorical, but my point stands. I know nothing."

"I could always quit my job there and use my stock information to bring the richest man ever."

"Would that truly be enjoyable though? I was actually enjoying being a GM. I know the season hasn't started and won't for like five months, but it was enjoyable to do the draft."

He sat down at his computer and looked over the whole draft list, the first pick was Donovan McNabb...

"WAIT WHAT!"

"No, no, no!"

"This is wrong."

He refreshed the page in a hope the same thing would happen that happened the night before. 

Tony was impatient and was rapidly tapping his foot as the page stayed white.

"Come on!"

When the page reloaded, Tony immediately scrolled and saw it still said the same thing, first pick Donovan McNabb.

"What is going on here!"

With a love of Football in his past life, and 19 years of knowledge for the future. Roy will try to create a dynasty.

Who is the best player on your team?
"A team isn't held on the back of one guy."

What side of the ball wins championships?
"The game isn't determined by only one side."

What's your secret to drafting?
"What secret? I only use the information given to me by my scouts?"

It is worth mentioning when asked about this, your scouts threw up blood and complained you never listened to them. You have anything to add?
"Obviously you are talking to the wrong scouts then."

That was all of them.
"Must have drunk too much then."

So.. From reading the comments section there were some questions I will answer. Sorry that I just noticed it, but I forgot to check comments on old chapters. This will be a short  Q&A chapter. 
 
It's time for another Q&A

Q : when will you open your discord server?
A : idk lol its not complete yet and I don't feel like there will be many people there since I am practically a small writer. But I can try to finish it and I will let you all know.

Q2 : what games do you play?
A2 : I am pretty sure I've already told you that some time ago, but I will do it again.. I am a veteran in call of duty games, but I don't play them anymore.
The only thing I play now, is 
OSU -  BEST PC RYTHM GAME
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS - WORST CANCER COMMUNITY. I CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE I AM ADDICTED!
ELDER SCROLLS SKYRIM 5 - DOVAHKIIN.. DRAGONPORN
HUNIEPOP - I enjoy puzzle games and this is rewarding, don't judge me I have fiance already and we play this together xd once you switch to hard mode it's impossible to pass. 
MAJIKOI - Really enjoyable visual novel, I have finished this game like 7 times already and it's still fun. It has many many sequels and all of them were just as enjoyable. 
And some more visual novels that are great but I don't feel like writing an essay. 

Oh and after like 8 years i finally checked out Minecraft and it isn't so bad. The last time I've played it there wasn't even a hunger bar so they advanced it pretty well. I even saw a turtle. 

Q3 : What music do you listen to? 
A3 : Anything that has a rhythm and I enjoy it. From anime openings to death metal. Pop rock metal techno dubstep eurobeat literally everything. I will create a YouTube music playlist for you guys later. But it will take quite a some time to make since there are too many songs. You can check it out later once I make it. 

Q4 : What are your favorite streamers and YouTubers? 
A4 :  streamers like on twitch? If that's the case, then I enjoy 4 people on twitch. 
Kimchi and Tofu - reaction channel. Cute couple reacting to anime and stuff. 
Vaxei - one of the best OSU players.
Yassuo - Best Yassuo world although he is mentally challenged (joke). (No I am not a yasuo main.)
Pinoy - fun fatty reacting and playing games I like. Persona, danganronpa, resident evil etc.

On YouTube, it's probably similar. 
Yassuo
Pinoy
TearOfGrace - I really enjoy every single video this guy posts. Absolutely amazing. My type of humor. 
VideoGameDunkey - another one of those that are probably the funniest people on earth.
LongBeachGriffy - I laughed so many times on this one.

Q5 : What is the best anime in your opinion and tell me your 5 most favorite anime. 
A5 : Steins gate. Probably the best anime ever made. It's great, there are many references to other anime and stuff. And when you realize that they made an anime out of basically only an internet joke called John Titor its really amazing.
The depth of the show is insane. Characters are unique. I love science. Voice actors on Okabe and Kurisu are perfect. Literally a perfect anime.
KURISUTIIIIINA

As for top 5 best anime in my opinion.
Steins:gate - masterpiece. 
Re:zero - best isekai ever. 
Konosuba - funniest isekai ever. 
Death note - a good way to use your power if you ever get one. 
Naruto - just childhood, memories and tons of fillers.

Q6 : are you a furry?
A6 : like idk what's up with you guys. At first I am gay then I am a furry.. Like idk man. I am definitely not furry.

Q7 : When will you have a *atreon?
A7 : If I ever reach 2k subbs I might consider doing it, since then, maybe some kind of bored soul that likes to waste his money will appear. I am still a small writer though.

Q8 : What rank are you in league legends and osu?
A8 : Currently none. New profile EUNE - lvl 27 rn. 
As for osu, I am stuck at 102.000 rank since I wasn't able to play it lately. (mass releases "Cough") if you want to find me the name is Gro Gat  and I have a raccoon profile pic. I am not that bad at the game but I am nothing special.


If you have any other questions. Post them here. As long as it's not about "IS THE SHOW HAREM? I AM DROPPING THIS! OR IZUKUS PERSONALITY IS UTTERLY BAD. I AM DROPPING THIS. don't post those here. I won't reply. Thanks. I will be doing 2 normal chapters today

https://discord.gg/zf87PSe join our discord! It's fun talking to haters and people who like my garbage! My grammar considerably improved from my latest novels which I deleted btw. 
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First volume is about Izuku's childhood. It's pretty much about shaping Izuku's and other character's personalities. It's also a relationship development arc. 

Second Volume will be much more darker with people dying and there would be mature content with 18+ scenes as well. 

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Cover was drawn by myself. 

Obviously, I don´t own BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA NOR IT´S CHARACTERS... Well I added some of my own characters to the list. 

Chapter releases will most of the time be 1 per day when I don´t have any work. Right now I am trying to make 2 per day but I am a soldier. I go on missions and I am not always available. I also have life. Please do understand. 

ALSO IT IS GENDER BENDER SO PLEASE, REFRAIN FROM SPAMMING ME ABOUT HE,SHE GRAMMAR, CUZ I MAKE SURE THOSE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

Ryn adjusted the heels while waiting for her turn. They were now at the park and in the middle of shooting photos for the latest collection of JC shoes. She was working with three other models and they were kind enough to give her some snacks when she arrived. It was as if they knew how starving she was after the rehearsal.
She quickly went forward to join her partner when it was time for her in the frame. With the Eiffel Tower as the background and the lights from the crews, it gave a sort of romantic atmosphere. Ryn played around with her partner and the camera. Even the other two models joined them with the cameraman busy clicking his camera.
For the four of them, they showed off 24 pairs of heels. Ryn even changed her hairstyle twice, much to the amused of her fellow models because she looked so cute with the twin buns on her head. The director then gave them a thumb up, smiling happily seeing their work.
"Time to eat," Ryn said happily. Her stomach was growling, demanding steaks she promised earlier.
"Dinner, director, are you going to treat us?" her model partner asked with a grin.
"Yes, director, our bunny girl even laid on her back just now to show off the heels," another chipped in, giggling as she wrapped her arm around the hungry Ryn.
The director looked at Ryn who was giving him her hopeful eyes. He rubbed his nape sheepishly before nodded. "Fine. Dinner is on me."
"Cool. I've booked a room for us," the third model announced.
"You… you have planned all of this, haven't you?" the director pointed a finger at the model but she simply giggled while patting the buns on Ryn's head playfully.                                                                                                                            
The crews looked at the director and when he shrugged it off, they all shared applause of happiness. The dinner would be sponsored by the director!
They all packed into two vans and quickly went to the restaurant where the model already booked. The models were grinning cheerfully, looking at Ryn with interest. Even the director was quite puzzled with the way the girls were looking at Ryn. Was he out of the loop or something? Were the girls having a secret?
"Right now we're on our way to a restaurant and we are going to show you," the model who owned a YouTube channel deliberately aimed her camera toward Ryn who was looking outside the window, "How we eat in a restaurant."
"Later I will have a live session with all my fans. Stay tuned," another model winked at her camera, also making sure the frame included Ryn who was day-dreaming.
The director frowned even more. He looked at Ryn before at the girls. Somehow he felt like the secret was related to Catherine. Hmm…
They soon reached the restaurant. The girls were making sure Ryn was not left behind while the model who booked the room in the restaurant told the waiter. The whole group went into the room led by the waiter with the girls except Ryn sharing a secretive smile, the director was gazing at the girls suspiciously while Ryn and the rest of the crews were looking around hungrily. It could be said that only four out of the group were not thinking about food currently.
The waiter handed them the menu. Every pair of eyes looked at the director. The director reached for his and looked at the menu provided. With a sigh, he waved his hand, indicating that they could order whatever they wanted.
They cheered and quickly looked for food that caught their eyes. The waiter was having a busy day taking orders as everyone started firing out the name of the food and drink.
Ryn of course quickly checked the meat section. Unconsciously she licked her lips at the sight of a juicy and tender steak. Being working abroad made her slightly understood some foreign words. Of course all the words important to her like her favourite food and drink. She did not want to accidentally eat bunny food! Once she chose what she wanted, she gestured for the waiter to come closer.
"Erm… is this steak big?" she whispered in broken French. She did not want others to hear her question.
The waiter looked at the food she pointed and nodded. The restaurant provided
4 sizes of steaks based on the customer's preference. They even provided a selection of sauces to go with it.
"Can I have 2, medium, with black peppered sauce. No salad. For drink, I want iced milk," Ryn handed the menu to the waiter. She chose the biggest and heaviest steak for herself, hopefully enough until lunch tomorrow.
The models were sharing a grin while the waiter looked at her with widened eyes and dropped jaw. Two extra-large steaks for her alone?
The director who heard Ryn's order frowned. Something was not… His eyes widened. He finally remembered. Ryn was the model famous not only for her one-take shot and always sleeping when she was getting ready, but she was also known among them in the industry for someone who loves eating so much but not gain anything from it. He glanced at the giggling models and finally understood what inside their mind, especially those models who wanted to record the dinner for both her YouTube channel and Instagram live update.
 No wonder they quickly sat beside Ryn once they entered the room. While the clueless Ryn just gave them a smile, trying to control herself.
They chatted while waiting for their food to be delivered. The director wanted to talk with Ryn, suggesting a future project with her but Ryn's attention was fully taken by all the models as they took turn chatting with her.
Soon enough a group of waiters came in delivering their orders. Ryn's eyes shone brightly at the two plates placed in front of her. She told the waiter to send them at the same time, deciding the table was big enough to hold all of their food.
The models who were ready with their camera and mobile phone quickly started recording. Ryn waved as well when she noticed the camera was pointing at her. At first, she thought it was just a second or two, just taking a picture to put into their IG account. But then she found herself in the same frame as the camera and the mobile phone as they were recording a video. Yes, a video!
The models who were recording busy eating while commenting about the taste but they could not stop from glancing at Ryn who had not reached for her fork and knife.
What was she thinking about? What was she waiting for? Didn't she know the recording was special to show off her ability devouring food?
"Erm… girls?" Ryn asked in confused.
"Yes?" the girls answered together, grinning.
"Am I missing something here?" she whispered, maintaining her smile at the camera.
"Nothing at all. You should start eating before the steaks get cold," the one who was doing Live in her IG account said, bringing the steaks closer to Ryn. The other two nodded, urging Ryn to eat.
Ryn looked at the director, uncertain with the situation.
"You better eat. It's getting late," the director waved his hand, telling Ryn to just shrug it off and eat.
Ryn glanced at her watch and saw it was late. She still needed to wash the clothes she wore during the flight. Shrugging off the girls' weird behaviour, Ryn reached for the knife and fork and started to enjoy her meal.
The girls shared a grin as they watched the first steak getting smaller and smaller.
Then, Ryn reached for the second steak and made a short work of it until both plates of steak clean.
The live session was full of comments. Some of the fans were shocked to see how quick the model next to their idol eating, while some even evilly commented that it was just a show and pretty soon Ryn would excuse herself to the bathroom to puke out everything she just ate. Pretty soon it became a bit of war and the owner of the IG account shook her head in disbelief at her fans. Did they really think Ryn was faking? This was not the first time she shared a meal with Ryn so she knew how much Ryn ate. A glutton like Ryn has an eating disorder?
What a joke!
Ryn finally lifted her head and saw the comments. Her brows lifted and she turned her head to look at the owner of the phone. The girl just shrugged.
"There are some people who have high metabolism even when he or she eats a lot, nothing will be showed," Ryn spoke in English.
Everyone looked at her in surprise.
"So far, I have yet to vomit back the food I eat so no, I don't know where eating disorder coming from. I think it is unfair for you to accuse without knowing who I am," she chewed another small piece and swallowed. Then, she smiled at the camera, "Of course, I don't think it is advisable for you to follow how much I eat because you will have to cover it with hours of exercise."
"All four of us have our own private coach and we can spend hours in the gym but can you do the same without going to work?"
The three models hid their laughter desperately. Ryn talking about exercise when she was such a glutton and lazy bum? 


On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother
about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a
popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a
very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her.
Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model.

*******

“Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her.

“Can I think first?” she asked weakly.

“Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

Our skinless "soon to become" hero finally calmed down. 
He didn't have his answer, but who does?
This question did the job.

He tried to  remember what the voice in his head said back them, but he couldn't.
He tried again to fail when he wanted to leave his grave. An invisible barrier blocked him.
And now that he was away from his tomb rather than just in front of it like at the start, the moving skeleton remembered that he had to write, with his finger? he guessed, an choose an username.

One hour later, our nameless hero was still standing for this designation, the first part at least.
In gaming history, the hardest riddle, the enigma above all, the ultime puzzle, the shame of Batman, the question so hard that it brings many hours of gameplay just by it's presence at a point that many developers include it in there schematic diagram as a must have is: What is your name?
If you ever wondered why almost no puzzle game ask you your name, it's because it would break the difficulty ladder before it even started. 

In games, names precede everything; have you heard of ...; it's the first thing you know about a player, so it's an important choice.
Most of players have a method or a username following them for years.
There is two factors that can make the worst of that already hellish question: the size and the restrictions.

A size is a factor which is pretty normal and it's most likely that someone is bothered by a minimum number of characters than the maximum.
It's rare to find a multiplayer game where it's allowed to have a name with less than three characters.

The second factor is pretty random between games and can easily influence originality and the annoyance of the first factor. Restrictions are up to the developers, but some of them seems to unleash their sadistic pulsions throughout those.
Firstly, what characters are allowed? 
Accents, numbers, signs, emojis and others are not always allowed.
Secondly, can we put punctuation?
It's not the same at all, "We're gonna eat, kids!" and "We're gonna eat kids!" that's a simple example, but some players take themselves for artists or just want their names to be a message. For those, it really matters, even though it's stupid.
And lastly, it's rarer, but can we put capital letters as we want?
That's globally the three kind of restrictions that one can encounter while creating an username, but there's another type:
-"This username already exists"-
the "player type" of restriction.

S'Quest wasn't a game with an impossibility to have the same name twice and more, but it was informing you that you're not the first one to choose it. 
Obviously, it would not told you when someone didn't bother and took the same name as you.
Except, if someone truly wanted an exclusivity, there was an option to pay real money to lock your username once you had chose it.

Our nameless protagonist had met the two kind of message at a point that he couldn't count anymore.
He would have accepted to share his username with anybody, but some *sshole had bought it.
The game was old of only three weeks and it has already reached that point where his old username which wasn't that much of a name, but just nice to pronounce, AcIce. 
He had originally took thirty minutes to find it a couple of years ago.
 
AcIce was a mix of a few things that he liked: his favorite character of One Piece, R.I.P. Ace, puns and his favourite dish, which is mint ice cream. 
When he had created this name, he thought that it would be cool to be both a pyromancer and a creomancer until he found out that it was bad investing and sucked in PvP.
But even though, the name stayed. 
He liked it.

There's nothing to gain crying over spilled milk, did he thought.
But soon after that, our nameless hero changed his minds.
Allot of the names he would categorize as at least fine were locked.

Our "soon to become" hero would never know, but soon enough a company had found a business to make with this system.
That company had named itself A Name to Remember and bought a large number of name just to sold them at higher price.
They firstly bought popular names which were simply cool or belonged to popular e-sport gamers like Faker.

The fact is that the one who couldn't name himself AcIce was not able to name itself at all.
His pride wouldn't have allowed him to pay real money for something like a name and so, he had to find out a new username.

To do that, our "soon to become" hero used his old code. 
It was a set of rules that he made back in his childhood to make nice usernames.
1. Nothing else than letters
2. No personal information 
3. He must like it
He thought that it wasn't that hard to fulfill.
But it was.

Simple names were taken, cool names were locked and our nameless protagonist's imagination was reaching it's borders.
When it reached that those borders, he sought for inspiration rather than imagination. Since he was in the Greek server, he might as well name himself to respect the themes.
But a new problem arose: he had shitty memory and didn't much about Greece, the old one and it's mythology.

In the book that our skinless protagonist read, sometimes the hero experienced a rebirth and most of the time his memory seemed like enforced. 
At their place, he would hardly remember much than the memes of the year.

Imagination was not viable and memory neither. 
The list of allies grew thinner by the minute. But what could be a saviour soon came out as an struck of lightning.

Our nameless protagonist was feeling like a noob for caring so much for just a name and began to curse himself and the game.
"Who's the f*cking old slut's best client that pooped this idea of locked names? Is that game founded by EA? I thought that they closed after the scandal of their remake of The Witcher. What a joke. Like my life."
Then it struck; A joke! he thought then realize. Since all of this is a joke, my username might as well be!

Pull my finger, Chuck Norris fact, YouTube rewind of 2023, Soviet Russia, Hong Kong to China, Harambe, American presidents, Dragonball Evolution, SJW, things that shouldn't be joke about, If a joke was cringy, the more it would be the better it was. 
Our protagonist wasn't really good with mythical knowledges, but when it cames to puns he could say without being arrogant that he could hold his ground. But it would be funnier to say it sounding as arrogant as possible so he could say that if he claimed to be second, none would claim first or that he was unparalleled under the heavens.
One of our protagonist goal in life was to achieve a joke of the 36 degree, at the proper sense.
To do this he had elaborated a theory which is that joke were kind of like the excellent movie Inception, to be more meta, it is needed to do a joke inside a joke.
Our nameless protagonist choose that since this game is a joke, it would be the perfect ground for the "perfect" joke and it would add a free layer of meta.

To reach that goal, a strong name was needed.
To find it the information about if the username was locked or taken would be a nice clue because there was no way that salary man would find out a really strong name by themselves.
The username schematic diagram  of our nameless protagonist see itself grew bigger by the minute.
1. Nothing else than letters
2. No personal information 
3. EA reference 
4. Religion reference
5. Be meta
6. He must like it

The first two steps were easy.
The reference to a meme as dead as the company it laughs of was simple.
It was a little harder for the religion reference since there was many.
Being meta would be the challenge of the task and the last step would be owing the hazard.

World€Ating? God€Ating? €->£? ->$? ->E?
GoddEAth? DEAthagent? EAngel?
Nah, it didn't really worked nor sounded good enough.
GoddEAth sounded quite like goddess or goodness, in fact.
By the way, changing E for $, € or £ was breaking the first rule.
Our nameless protagonist realize how amazing were his parents for having giving him his name.

Out of boringness, our "soon to become" hero's feet began to walk in the little circle that he could walk on top of his grave.
It didn't help much.
After a few more circles, our skinless protagonist tried a few random words which weren't really conform to his new schematic diagram, but he didn't care anymore.
He tried a few puns like Nameless, Skinless and even username, but in vain.
They were locked.

"Who the fuck would pay for those names? Really!? Is 1234 taken too!?"
(He actually tried)
"Stop messing with me! This isn't real! It's..."
Suddenly, there was a new struck of lightning in that brainless head.
It almost seemed like there was a cumulonimbus instead of a brain.
In fact, a rotten brain may look like it...
But that's not the point, our "soon to not be anymore" nameless protagonist was trying a new username and it worked.

"Would you like to take that name?"
"Yes."
"You're the first one to create it, would you like to pay to lock it so that you're the only one with it?"
"That won't be necessary."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes! I want to play the game!"
"Welcome MEssiAhrounder."

From then, if someone asked MEssiAhrounder wtf is that name, he would answer that he doesn't mind being called Messy, but nothing else. 
Jokes shouldn't be explained.

For a letter that I did not read, that I received by a accident I got a work that ain’t one in a game that didn’t feel like one.
Yet, a mix of “fortunate” coincidences that were adding up, some NPCs & players who knew things that they shouldn’t and a timely sense of déjà-vu convinced me to look further.

Before I start the introduction of this story, let me tell you an old and meaningful tale,
Long time ago, there lived a boy whose name was James, he wasn't a bright lad when it came to study. One day his teacher got infuriated because of James as he repeated the same mistakes for the 7th time, the teacher wrote a letter to the parents of James and summoned them to school as he wanted to have a talk with them about the future of James. When parents came, teacher bluntly said that James should never hope to study in his life. He should quit school and start looking for a low class job. The parents were infuriated upon hearing that and withdrew James from the school at an instant.
40 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with a severe and deadly disease. He looked everywhere, but none of the doctors and priests were able to cure him. The teacher, in devastated state of mind was about to give up hope when his friend told him about a mystical doctor that lived in about 500 miles away from teacher's hometown. The teacher hurried and as soon as he reached at the gate of hospital in which the mystical doctor worked, he fainted. The guards brought teacher inside and mystical doctor took a look at teacher's condition. He started the operation right away and after 8 hours of continuous yet tiring efforts, the teacher finally woke up and took a good look at the doctor who had a faint smile on his face. Teacher appeared to be stunned when he looked at the doctor's face, then his whole body turned blue and he died.
The doctor was shocked, the he looked around and saw that the janitor pulled the plug of the life support system which was keeping the teacher alive to replace it with plug of his vacuum cleaner . 
The name of the janitor was "JAMES". 
Yeah, you heard that right. If you thought that James was the mystical doctor then believe me, you've watched way too k-drama and read way too much cliché novels or manga. This type of shit is purely fantasy and fictional and have a really really low chance of happening in real life. And since you have this type of cliché mindset, you should definitely read this novel. 
Are you an edgy teenager who wants to commit suicide but you just can't, well don't worry cause this novel will force you to do it even if you don't want to, because it has so much bullshit that you'll have this constant urge to question your life and ultimately commit suicide. 
Or are you a depressed adult who does a 9 to 5 job, gets less pay and is stressful because your value is undermined in the work place, the don't worry cause this novel will make you feel even more depressed as you'll constantly question the IQ of characters(who are real). 
Or are you a kid, if you are below twelve(both physically and mentally) then you should fuck off cause this novel isn't for kids. 
Now to make things about the novel a bit clearer 
1. Language 
Now, I don't have my beginnings from an English family or a society so I might make some grammatical mistakes. I am still learning and will definitely improve in future. And as for grammar Nazis that are going to correct me no matter what, I have a few things to say to them 
i . I dun't hve a editur. 
ii . Hitler died and so did the Nazis, so it's  better if you stop being a Nazi. Hitler was a bad guy and Nazis followed him so they were also bad guys. So don't be the bad guy. 
iii . I respect the guy who killed Hitler..... 
Yeah... 
... 
Moving on 
2. Breaking the 4th wall 
The author has this constant urge of breaking the 4th wall so whenever he does that, it'll be in (these) brackets. 
3. Cursing 
The author is also a fan of EMINEM and HIP-HOP, so there's strong language in this novel and cursing is pretty normal. It also has mature humor so do read it at your own risk. 
4. Plot 
The plot is basically about some random people from random countries in a Facebook group, about how have nothing better to do except sit with mobile in their hands and waste the money that they either receive from their parents, or from their heritage and eat(except an African guy that the author will introduce later) and sleep. 
5. Main characters / Protagonist 
The author believes in communism in such peculiar cases so there's no protagonist. Or should I say EVERYONE IS A PROTAGONIST.
......... WE.........
6. Games 
The author would mostly do games like quizzes or fun fact or stuff like that at the end of chapter. Just like the one that I did in the end of this introduction. 
7. Most of the content here would be real and there would be a low amount of fiction here. 
8. Releases 
Don't expect regular releases. I would try my best to make sure I do regular releases but I have a life of my own, I have to do my own stuff and I'll get little time to write this story but as I said, I'll try to release chapters regularly. 
9. Humor
Please don't expect that there would be humor in every chapter or every paragraph. Sometimes, you have to write some bland lines so that they can serve as a base for next joke or shit. I mean, we all know that NARUTO is one of the best anime out there but the amount of fillers in it is astonishing. And I am pretty darn sure that the amount of intellectuals on this planet are far fewer than the fillers that naruto has. 
10. Racism 
The author is strongly against any kinds of racism. He is not like the authors of Chinese novels who are being racist to other countries like in USS, AVL, OEM. CCG, etc. Since the author also believes in communism on certain things, he thinks that it's not being racist if you're racist to everyone (got 'em). 
11. MEMES
This novel has heavy meme references, so it'll also increase your meme knowledge if you want to be a part of latest online memes. And I am pretty sure MOTO MOTO will like you after you increase your knowledge of memes(its a meme, check out MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU on YouTube or Google) 
12. The final one 
I'll conclude this introduction by saying that everything that I write in this novel is a joke, not a d¡ck. So don't take it too hard. 
--------------------------------
Quiz time everyone, get ready to wrack your brains. 
There will be a conversation between two people and you'll have to answer the question that is asked in the end. 
Are you all ready and excited?? 
I'll assume that you are anyway cause your opinion doesn't matter. 
Person A: You are a b¡tch
Person B:.No, You're a b¡tch. 
Q. Who's the b¡tch? 
Got your answers ready?? 
The answer is 
"YOU" 
THAT'S ALL FOLKS, see you in the next chapter of "WHAT NEETs DO"

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