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Yuuki woke up in the early morning and went to the veranda silently without waking his girlfriends up. He could see them quite tired, but they couldn't hide the happy and satisfied expression on their faces after a long night session together. 

Yuuki could see that the sun had just woken up from its slumber and he took out a cigarette to smoke it in the early morning. 

Huff...!

Yuuki looked at the scenery around and had to admit that it was very beautiful. After all, he had chosen a good location for his house. He had thought to buy the house around since the prince wasn't that expensive. He knew that the land price would become more expensive in the future and it was better to buy it now. 

Yuuki thought to open the reward of the quest since there were still a few hours before he went to the school. 

[Quest Complete: Congratulations on saving the vampires.]

[Reward: 3 System Lottery.]

[System tips - Even if you think that the reward isn't enough, you can't just ask a girl to become your plaything!]

"........" 

Yuuki was speechless when he read the "system tips" and felt that he had just been reminded by the system. He was wondering who had given him this system and what the purpose was. He massaged his temple and decided to not think too much. He suddenly felt that this system was similar to his mother or something when he read the "system tips". 'Mother, huh?' 

Yuuki shook his head and decided to open his reward now. He saw the lottery started to move and stopped on three names inside of his head. 

[Reward: Eye of the Mind (False) Rank B, Mystery Slayer Rank A, and Perfume Magic]

"........" 

Yuuki raised his eyebrow when he saw his rewards. He had often gotten a reward from Fate's skill. He suddenly thought that his reward might be affected by the thing that he had created and that was why he also had gotten a reward from both One Piece and Fairy Tail world. 

'Eye of the mind (False).' 

Yuuki raised his eyebrow and wondered why it was false and what was the difference between false and true. He opened the option of detail and read the description of this skill. 

Eye of the Mind (False) is a natural talent to foresee/sense and avoid danger on the basis of an innate 6th sense, intuition, or prescience. The accuracy of this instinct can be augmented by experience. The ability also grants the effect of offering resistance against penalties caused by visual obstructions

The difference between Eye of the Mind (True) and Eye of the Mind (False) lies in that the former is an ability that humans can obtain through the accumulation of experience. The 'False' version is superficially similar, but in fact, represents a natural instinct that cannot be obtained regardless of effort or experience—even though experience can refine its accuracy.

'So which one is better?' Yuuki thought for a while and felt that the Eye of the Mind (False) was better than the Eye of the Mind (True) since it couldn't be obtained by experience and it was only obtained by birth. 

Yuuki closed his eyes and could feel a lot of things with this skill and felt that it was a very wonderful skill. He also thought that this skill was a bit similar to the observation haki on the One Piece, but he didn't have that skill thought and that was why this Eye of the Mind was a very wonderful skill for him. 

'The next one is Mystery Slayer,' Yuuki thought. He read the information and it didn't have that much information, but it increased his power when he was fighting against a supernatural being such as a demon, angel, fallen, vampire, etc. He knew with this skill it might be possible to defeat the bad guy quite easily. 

'Lastly, Perfume Magic.' Yuuki closed his eyes and felt a bit complex since he knew the original user of this magic was quite funny. He also could create a special perfume by himself using his magic, but it was different when he had obtained this "perfume magic" since he had obtained a lot of information about a lot of perfume. 

Yuuki thought that it was possible to create a perfume business after he had obtained this magic. He smiled and continued to smoke since he was quite satisfied with the reward that he had obtained. 

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Utaha moved her nose slightly since she smelled something familiar. She opened her eyes slowly and saw Yuuki sitting on the veranda outside while smoking. She sighed and had to admit that he was very hot at that moment. She walked slowly and wanted to startle him. Her legs were a bit soft and felt a bit annoyed since that guy was quite wild last night, but she also knew that it was also her fault since she was also very excited. 

"Oh, you have woken up?" Yuuki turned and smiled at her. 

"........" 

Utaha sighed and said, "Can you at least let me startle you?" She pouted and seemed quite dissatisfied. 

Yuuki chuckled and hugged her while looking outside.

"What are you thinking?" Utaha asked him curiously. 

"I'm just thinking that I'm lucky to have you," Yuuki said and kissed her lips. 

Utaha could feel a familiar smell from him and hugged him tightly. She separated from him and said, "I haven't worn my clothes, is it alright for me to be here?" 

"I have placed magic that won't make anyone see us," Yuuki said. 

"That's good," Utaha said with a smile then realized something hard had touched her stomach. She rolled her eyes and said, "Cure me first before." 

"I know, I know, you will become very spirited when you go to the school later," Yuuki said. 

Utaha rolled her eyes and knew that she would be sleeping the entire day when she was at school later.

2 chapters / days

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Crossing into the anime world and have a rescue system that will pop out a quest suddenly.

Can I get items and abilities after completion?

Do I have to travel to another world?

But before that Yuuki needs to save the world of otaku? Even though he is a Yakuza?

Everything start from here.

(This synopsis looked like the one from my Hitotose Note).

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The moment Zhou Shijie said those words, Yang Shuxin was so angered he felt smoke billowing up his head. But for the sake of his Nine Dragon Sculpture, he endured on and did not toss his phone away.
Even so, he breathed heavily before he spoke, "Fine, Zhou Shijie. Are you looking down on ice sculptors? I need to show you our magnificence."
"Hah, I know nothing of ice sculpting. It's not like I look down on ice sculpting, but I don't think you will be successful," Zhou Shijie said with a flat tone.
"Hmph. Just you wait and see. Next time, don't beg me when you need ice bowl or something else sculpted," Yang Shuxin said coldly.
"It's fine. You mentioned that Little Yuan is very good in ice sculpting, right? We are living close to each other," Zhou Shijie said with a beaming smile.
Zhou Shijie was a person who did not act his age. He had always been laughed at by Yang Shuxin for not knowing how to sculpt ice, and unfortunately for him, one particular dish of his required an ice sculpted plate as an adornment to reach perfection. And Yang Shuxin just turned out to have an exceptional ice sculpting skill. 
This time, he was able to grab hold of Yang Shuxin's weakness. Zhou Shijie would not miss out this chance to make reprisals. And thus, they started bickering.
Zhou Shijie was speaking with a dull tone and a wide smile on his face. On the other end of the phone call, Yang Shuxin was holding his anger with great difficulty for the sake of his Nine Dragon Sculpture.
Yuan Zhou was unaware of all this. He was busy with his own matter.
With his dizzy and sickly head, Yuan Zhou needed to read the announcement three times before he understood that the system was telling him about his mission completion.
"It was actually been completed at this time? Looks like the promotional video has been posted," Yuan Zhou mumbled and started reading up about the mission.
"Redeem the reward," Yuan Zhou muttered.
The system displayed, "Reward received. Please check."
[Mission Title] Become An Intermediate Master of Cooked Wheaten Foods
(Mission tips: A master chef that doesn't want to be an excellent master of cooked wheaten foods isn't a qualified master chef. Go ahead, youth. Let people in the world know that you are a master of cooked wheaten foods.)
[Mission Reward] Advancement into an intermediate master of cooked wheaten foods (Title attached)
(Reward tips: A snack set of the Chengdu School's Sichuan Cuisine is ready to be released. The host may add it into the menu.)
Yuan Zhou had just recovered somewhat from his fever. As such, his head was still dizzy. At first glance, he did not have any reaction. When he read the description again out of habit, he discovered that something was different about the reward tips.
"System, is there a mistake somewhere?" Yuan Zhou asked doubtfully.
The system displayed, "Please point it out, host."
"Previously, you gave me a thick book and told me that I can advance my title after I finish reading it. Then, I would be able to start making set snacks. Why is the reward for this mission the same?" Yuan Zhou asked.
The system displayed, "This mission is an extension of that mission."
"Recycling a reward two times? System, shame is something good. You need to have it," Yuan Zhou replied after a short silence.
The system displayed, "As a technological being, shame is nonexistent for me both spiritually or psychologically."
"Hoho." Yuan Zhou suddenly felt like his dizziness had dispersed. Of course, that was due to the adrenaline from being angered by the system.
"I'm a magnanimous person so I won't bother bickering with you," Yuan Zhou said and stood up, preparing to wash up.
After all, he had been sweating due to his fever. His entire body felt sticky and this was not something Yuan Zhou enjoyed.
After washing up, Yuan Zhou went to the restaurant. After turning the light on, he opened the door. At this time, dinnertime was over. Outside, there were few pedestrians.
It was rare to see the street this empty. However, a familiar person was still standing outside.
"Zhou Jia?" Yuan Zhou called out.
"Boss, are you feeling better?" Zhou Jia turned around with a look of pleasant surprise. 
"Um, I'm feeling better," Yuan Zhou said gently.
"Good, that's good to hear. I will go get the gifts given by the customers. Those are all your get well soon gifts," Zhou Jia got so excited her face was flushed red.
"It must have been troubling for you," Yuan Zhou said.
"No, not troubling at all. By the way, I already notified Shen Min to not come tonight," Zhou Jia turned and said after taking two steps forward.
"Um." Yuan Zhou nodded his head. 
"Alright, I'll go get the gifts from Uncle Wang's place," Zhou Jia said.
"When you're done, go up and tell Wu Hai to come down," Yuan Zhou suddenly said.
"Alright. I'll go now," Zhou Jia nodded and walked away.
Yuan Zhou returned to the restaurant. He had decided to have the newly redeemed Chengdu School's Sichuan Cuisine snack as his dinner.
"Spicy food will help me sweat more and get better faster," Yuan Zhou muttered and started cooking.
Yuan Zhou was going to cook Pepper Wontons. This was a hot, numbing, and fragrant dish, suitable for Yuan Zhou who was trying to sweat more.
The ingredients had been prepared by the system. First, he needed to prepare the mincemeat. He mixed some beef and pork before mincing them. Then, he mixed in some scallion and garlic as seasoning.
Thud! Thud! Thud! With a steady hold on his kitchen knife, Yuan Zhou chopped on the meat on the chopping board. At the same time, his left hand was busy kneading dough to prepare the wrappings for the wontons.
While Yuan Zhou was busy preparing dinner, Zhou Jia was seriously moving the gifts. As there were a lot of them, she needed to take four trips to finish moving them. When she was done, she raised her head to look at Yuan Zhou.
"Boss, you're cooking?" Zhou Jia was somewhat worried.
"Um, dinner," Yuan Zhou answered as he made the Wontons without stop. In a single motion, he could finish wrapping one Wonton, producing a white and tender Wonton looking like a tiny dove.
"But you have just gotten better," Zhou Jia said.
"I still need to eat. Go call Wu Hai over," Yuan Zhou said.
"Ok," Zhou Jia nodded and crossed the road before climbing up the stairs.
Zhou Jia's task was completed smoothly. Right after she mentioned that Yuan Zhou was looking for him, Wu Hai immediately followed Zhou Jia out of her house. Of course, he could so readily move because he wasn't in the midst of painting.
When they reached the restaurant, two huge bowls with steam simmering out of it were already placed on the table. A pair of chopsticks and a spoon were also placed on the table.
"Is this for me, Compass?" Wu Hai sat down in front of one of the bowls and asked.
As for Zhou Jia, she stood at the side as usual.
Yuan Zhou glared at Wu Hai and said nothing. He then turned and said to Zhou Jia, "I made extra. Sit down and eat some."
"But…" Zhou Jia was about to reject the offer as she was embarrassed to eat with them.
After all, none of the dishes in Yuan Zhou's restaurant were cheap. Zhou Jia had never been willing to spend her money here. Furthermore, she was too embarrassed to get her boss to cook for her. Therefore, she had never eaten Yuan Zhou's food.
"It will be a waste if you don't eat," Yuan Zhou said and sat down.
Only now did Zhou Jia noticed that there was an additional bowl resting on the countertop.
"Sit down. Don't be so shy. Although Compass is very rigid a person, his food is definitely delicious," Wu Hai said.
"Thank you, boss. Thank you, Brother Wu," Zhou Jia looked at the bowl and Yuan Zhou before sitting down with her teeth clenched.
"Let's eat," Yuan Zhou said and started eating.
"Wontons? This is great," Wu Hai did not think much. When he saw that everyone had taken a seat, he started eating as well.


In a remote oriental country, there is a small and odd restaurant that has refused the three-star rating by the Michelin Guide several times. 
“The price is fairly expensive over there, 288RMB for a set meal of Egg Fried Rice and a bowl of soup. Ah, and an extra small plate of pickled vegetables as well. Even so, there are still a long line of people queuing up and waiting for a taste. Reservations are not accepted there, only waiting and queuing personally is allowed. 
“Numerous people fly there on their private planes just to queue up. Furthermore, parking bays and parking spots are not provided there. The service is terrible here. Customers have to clear the tableware themselves and wipe the table as well. For god’s sake, the boss is literally crazy.” 
---Michelin Guide
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"Look... Calm down, stop crying... If you stop, I will tell you the secret to get more friends, okay?"

At this point, Yumi was bluffing. He never had any friends in his school, due to his pathetic reputation. He was rejected twice and many people were talking behind his back, so it was pretty impossible to make friends. Who would want to be friends with such a zero? 

Well... Although he didn't know how to make friends in real life, he had tons of online friends. The Internet was a great world. No one knew how much of a bad reputation you had, and they only judged people based on their actions, personality, and in-game abilities. 

Yumi was a great gamer. He played many games, be it MMORPG or First Person Shooters. He was known for his gaming skills across Japan in many games, yet due to his toxic nature of blaming his teammates and complaining about bugs and glitches in games, he wasn't allowed to become pro and play competitively. 

This broke the hearts of some of his admirers and followers. He was popular online, yet he didn't have a single friend in real life. 
Maybe he should change in this world. 

The naive Yunyun believed him immediately.
"R-Realy? I-Is there a way I can make friends instantly?"

'She believed it!'

*Cough* "O-Of course there is! T-There are tons of ways to make friends. I have plenty of friends from different countries! If you want to, I can give you some...tips and tricks!"

Yunyun nodded as if her life depended on it.
"Yes! Please!"

Seeing how energetic she became, Yumi tried to think of some tips.
'Easier said than done...Um...I am pretty sure I read a tutorial about that somewhere on the internet...'

"Um...Yes! The first thing you need to do, if you want to make friends...is to...um...get to know each other better! That way, you can understand each other better, and you will find topics to talk about. Finally, if you find out that the other person likes something you do, then tell him and you can discuss that!"

Yunyun's smile grew wider and she took out something that looked like a diary and a pen. 
"That's useful! Thank you so much! Do you have any other tips?"

"Ehm...Are you writing them down?"

"Yes! I've never met anyone who knew how to make friends. All of them said that it just comes naturally. I need a better description to understand stuff like that, as I am not the brightest person around. The things you were talking about were really profound!"

'Profound? That was just some blabber and gibberish from a website I used to visit when I didn't know how to socialize myself...I see now...we are pretty similar...'

"Um...Should we start then?" Yunyun asked.

"Start...with what?" 
Yumi felt as if he made a mistake. He shouldn't have told her that.

"I-I really wish to have a friend...S-So...Since you were kind to me, and you already have tons of friends...I figured that you might be my first one...H-How about it?" The look on her face was a mix of anticipation and sadness. 

While Yumi didn't trust women, that didn't mean he wasn't attracted to them...He just didn't want to enter a relationship with them, as he wouldn't want to be betrayed again, but making a friend...was possible, right? If a friend betrayed you, it wouldn't hurt as much, right?
His online friends never betrayed him, yet making a real-life friend was a hard choice. He didn't know how it felt to be betrayed by a friend, as he never experienced it, but he was sure it might happen at some point in his life.

'Is making a friend...a bad choice? Or should I...go for it? But it's a girl...'
While Yumi was seriously thinking about his choice, Yunyun was patiently waiting. She didn't want to rush him, as he might be her first friend ever.

Back at the Crimson Academy, she thought she found friends, yet her rival, Megumin, told her that they were only using her to get the things they want. She also told her, that it wasn't a true friendship and that she shouldn't listen to them. In the end, Yunyun did as she was told, and didn't talk to them anymore, yet she was still lonely. 
'Is it even possible to be friends with someone?'

Animals hated her, people avoided her, even plants ran away from her when she tried to talk to them about her problems. She had to play games for two players all by herself. Her birthdays were always lonely, not even her parents were at her birthday party, as they were the leaders of the village, and they had plenty of work on their hands.

She spent her childhood in solitude. The only person she ever talked to, was Megumin. She tried getting closer to her, by telling her that she wanted to be her rival. She even lost on purpose a few times, so that she could talk to her a bit longer. 

As a last resort, she decided to summon a demon. She thought that if no one will be her friend, then a demon surely will. They got along pretty well, yet she couldn't call him a friend because even the demon didn't want to be her friend. He just called her the summoner.

The demon was eventually killed by her clansmen and she was alone again. That's when she heard that her rival, Megumin, decided to leave the village to spread her fame across the world, as the strongest magician.

She saw this as an opportunity and went on an adventure. She also saw this as a perfect way to get more friends, as people inside of her village didn't really like her all that much. She hoped that she would have more chances of getting friends outside of the village.

It took her two weeks to get into the beginner's city of Axel, usually, the adventure wouldn't be that long, as you only needed to travel for two days at most, but she was a clumsy person and she misread the map. Once she got into the town, she searched everywhere, yet she couldn't find her rival... She was searching for her everywhere. After a week of trying, she tried to expand her searching area to nearby forests and villages, as Megumin was from a really poor family, and she might have slept somewhere outside.

Today was her last attempt and she met this man, she wasn't sure what to think of him, yet she was happy that he wanted to tell her the secret about friendship. And seeing him hesitate, whether he should be her friend or not, really pained her heart.
'P-Please...'

"Well...Fine. I don't mind being your friend. But we need to establish some rules, okay? Just a bunch of friendly rules."

"R-Really?! A-Are you really sure?!"

Yumi sighed and replied, "Yes...Don't worry. As for the rules, I will tell you about them once I...once WE explore this cave, okay? But we need to be careful because something dangerous might lurk in this cave."

Yunyun was overjoyed and happily walked inside the dark cave.
"You can count on me! I will protect you from anything... My friend!"
She looked towards the dark passage and chanted, "Fireball!"

A giant ball of fire shot towards the ground, it spread towards the sides of the cave wall and illuminated the dark place.
Yumi watched all of it in amazement.
'Magic sure is amazing...'

Yunyun turned around and smiled.
"We don't need torches, now."

Seeing her smile, Yumi didn't know what to think.
'This girl...honestly...' he nodded as a response and both of them entered the deeper parts of the cave.

It didn't take them long before they found a dead end.
Yumi was a bit disappointed as he expected to find some kind of treasure inside, but Yunyun was happy, as the moment they will leave the cave, her new friend will give her tips and tactics about friend-making.

Just as they were about to leave, Yumi noticed that there was something wrong with the wall. The wall was colored differently from other walls in the cave.
'It's suspicious.'

He pointed towards the wall and said,
"Yunyun...do you have some kind of magic that could destroy that grey wall?"

Yunyun nodded and replied, "I can cast plenty of spells, but using magic inside of the cave is a bit reckless...The ceiling might collapse on us."

'Oi...Didn't she just use a Fireball?'

"I see...well...I am pretty certain that this wall in front of us, is fake. There has to be some kind of mechanism that would allow us to pass. Try to look around."

"I understand! Leave it to me!"
Both of them were touching the walls of the cave in hopes of finding some kind of switch but in the end, they couldn't find anything. They were just wet and cold walls of the cave.

"Jeez...this is hopeless...Yunyun, you found anything?"

"No. I am sorry I wasn't of use."

"It's fine. you don't need to apologize so much. Hm? What's that?"
Yumi spotted a black button in the corner of the cave. He clicked on it and the fake wall slowly inserted itself into the ground, revealing a hidden entrance.

"You did it, Yumi-san!"

Yumi smiled and entered the hidden passage. The moment he stepped inside, he saw the leftover bones of a human, together with a diary that was lying on the ground next to him.

He went forward and examined the body.
'That's an actual skeleton... This was a person who once lived...Damn, skeletons and bones in games are funny but seeing it in real life isn't all that pleasant. How is Yunyun faring.' He looked at her face and noticed that she was relatively calm.

"Um...Yunyun...Are you okay with this?"

Yunyun tilted her head out of confusion.
"Why wouldn't I be? Oh, because of the bones? Well, I've seen worse things. Seeing a dead person only comes as normal to me. This is a dangerous world and people die all the time. But you are a traveler, right? Have you ever seen the leftovers of a person before?"

Yumi shook his head and replied, "Negative. It's a shock, that's for sure."
He picked up the skull of the man and lifted it up. "So this is how I might end up if I am not careful enough, huh."

Yunyun revealed a lovely smile.
She patted him on the back and replied, "Don't worry! I will protect my friend! You can count on me!"

'This girl...Honestly...You are making it too hard for me. If those terrible things didn't happen to me in the past, my heart might have moved just now...'
Yumi put the skull back at its place and picked up the diary.
(Please, if you find this, give it to one of the heroes from another world!)

'Hm? The rest is in Japanese...Was he summoned into this world as well?'

Yumi read on further and the more he read the diary, the more his expression changed.

[My name is Ryouma Raikiri! I've been summoned from Japan by this elegant, beautiful and gracious goddess called Aqua-sama. She was simply too divine and kind.]

'OK! Let me stop it here! Elegant? Divine and Kind? Is there another goddess called Aqua? Is this guy blind? How is that woman anything he just described?!'

Yunyun saw his reaction and was concerned about him.
"Is everything alright, Yumi-san? You don't have to force yourself to stay in one room with a deceased person, it's fine. We can leave!"

"No! I am completely fine. Just let me finish this real quick, okay?"
He brought his attention back to the diary and read.
[This is my last message. Unfortunately, I won't be alive by the time you find this diary. I've been attacked by Alexei Barnes Alderp, the current lord of the Alderp family because I found out a terrible secret about this world and I wish to share it with you. From what I've learned, there isn't only one Demon King, but there is a lot of them! About fifty. ]

'FIFTY?! I was told that I need to defeat one Demon King in order to get transported into this world...How am I going to kill fifty of them?!'

[The last thing I wish to say, is that Alexei Barnes Alderp has a high-level demon in his basement. I almost didn't manage to survive his attack. As a result, I lost my arm but luckily, it wasn't my dominant arm so I could still leave you this message. To the lucky soul who finds this diary, you are free to take everything from my pouch and use it as your possession. I can feel that my time has come, so the last thing I am going to do is to pray to that beautiful goddess. May I see her again. Goodbye.]

'Ah, I am done reading.' Yumi tore the diary in two and threw it away.

"Um...Yumi-san? What was written inside? Could you understand it?"
From behind of Yumi's back, he heard Yunyun's question.

"Yes, of course, I can. This is Japanese after al-" 
Yumi realized he just had a slip of a tongue and looked at Yunyun who was too stunned to move. 
"B-But that shouldn't be possible...There are similar symbols in our village as well, but no one knows what they mean...Not even my father, who is the chief...does...So how can you know..."

'Geez...how am I going to explain this...'

It felt so sudden, I was transported into another world. Just like in the anime I used to watch. 

I thought that my life would be more peaceful, but I was wrong. 

"Fufufu...Fufufu...Hahahaha... I am sorry, I can't...I've never seen someone die such a bizzare and pathetic way! Hahaha!"

I really feel like beating this goddess up...

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After being betrayed by girls so many times, Yumi's heart turned cold. Will his companions be able to melt his frozen heart? Or will he live his life in solitude?

As the celebration was coming to an end, one by one the guests presented their gifts. They were actually generous but aside from the material things like properties and such, there were individually and personally prepared gifts. 

Zhang Yu was the first to present his. He gave a small envelop to his cousin. 

"This was prepared by our grandparents. Read it later together." 

Han Meixiu wondered just how many things her grandparents gave to her Cousin Yu. Earlier it was a trinket and now a letter. "Is there anything else?" She asked curiously. Zhang Yu was caught off guard seemingly confused. "Things or messages from them? Maybe another gift for my first baby and such?" It was just an example that she carelessly thought but the moment it left her mouth, it gained multiple reactions from the surrounding people. After realizing the impact of what she said, her faced was enveloped by a crimson shade. 'I wasn't implying anything.' She wanted to defend herself but for some reason she couldn't open her mouth and bit her lips instead. 


"We'll see about that." Zhang Yu simply answered and a faint smile was engraved on his face. Yes, he still has something to give to her in the future. 


Madam Liu upon hearing the word 'baby' couldn't help herself to imagine a cute scenario thus her concentration slowly drifted away from what was happening and verified her 'gift' was indeed appropriate. 


Li Xioazhi obviously didn't have any prepared gift. How could she prepare when she was 'abducted'? Before the rage consumed her again, she came closer to Han Meixiu. she wrote a simple letter earlier and meant to be read later on as well. She then whispered to her best friend, "Read it only when you have absolutely nothing to do." The letter was a bit dramatic so it would be better if no one was around when she's reading it. She knew Han Meixiu wasn't as a cry baby as her but the content of the letter was all her emotions thus her best friend must put her full concentration while reading it. 


"It's my turn," Liu Zilong said in a voice full of vigor and enthusiasm wearing a knock-out smile. He presented a red well wrapped packaged ornamented with a gold ribbon while his eyes danced with joy and a hidden scheme flashed quickly before anyone ever noticed it. 


It looked like an ordinary wedding gift so Han Meixiu wholeheartedly accepted it. 


Madam Liu on the other hand gave a delicate looking elongated box. "Meixiu dear, it is a tradition in the Liu Family to light incense to chase away negative energy. In the room you're staying for the next few days, I already asked the servants to arrange places where you can light the sticks. You need to light at least one in every place specially for the first night." She calmly explained and handed her the box which clearly contained those incense sticks. 


Han Meixiu looked at Liu Zijian who had been quiet and saw he was knitting his eyebrows but didn't say anything. Her gaze landed to Mr. Liu the next and the latter only cleared his throat and nodded confirming what Madam Liu had said. 


Little did she know the master of the Liu family was pestered till he agreed to agree with this non-existent 'tradition'. It was only created for this day and maybe in the near future it would really be an authentic tradition. Feeling uncomfortable to what he did, he then asked Zhang Yu for a short talk and excused themselves. 


When Liu Zijian was about to probe the 'tradition' mentioned, he was dragged out by his brother saying he should still discuss something to him leaving the three women behind. 


"I also placed a box that contained edible underwear in the bathroom. Wear it for your first night." She whispered carefully to her new daughter in law. 


Han Meixiu momentarily stunned and turned red like a tomato upon hearing what her Mommy Yi said. She couldn't even move her head as she felt it grew bigger and got frozen even though it's almost summer. To her horror her imagination vividly formed where Liu Zijian was 'eating' her undergarments! She felt she's going to have a massive nosebleed soon!


Even though Li Xiaozhi didn't hear anything but from her best friend's reaction it must have been indecent and not suitable for someone like her. She just moved her gaze away and unfortunately landed on that despicable man who happened to be looking at her, too. She immediately glared and her anger suddenly rose in a split of second when she saw his sexy smirk. 'I'll settle with you, soon!' She angrily told herself.

Being pulled away by his brother, Liu Zijian wasn't as resistant as before. He knew Liu Zilong was up to something and he's curious what would it be this time. His brother already told him a lot of things and with an excellent memory like him, he obviously remembered them all. He was actually thinking that learning from his brother might be better than reading books. He sounded like an expert and was credible. In short, Liu Zilong earned his younger brother's respect.


"Little Zi, do you still want some advice? I still have a lot to give you. But what could you give me in return?" He asked as he felt that his brother was indeed interested to hear more tips from him thought he didn't show it on his face nor say it out loud. As a businessman, couldn't he grab some benefits, too? But really, even without something in return he's more than willing to 'help'. 


"What do you want?"


Liu Zilong smiled widely enough to even brighten the darkest night of an entire moonless sky. He wouldn't disappoint him, right? "The tips of how to please a woman to the point of insanity. Sounds interesting?"

She used the Second Master of Liu Family to be kicked out of her paternal family with the cooperation of non other than his own mother.

"He's all yours. Don't forget to blindfold him. Even though I know you're a tough girl but his eyes might really give you a scare. You should better be safe than sorry when he wakes up."

"Thanks. He's heavy though. I had a hard time moving him on the bed," Han Meixiu replied with a sigh. 

The woman from the other line laughed.

"Take care of yourself."

"What about him?" She's talking about this man who was soundly sleeping on the bed.

"Don't worry. I have my own plans for him. But I do have one request from you."

"Sure, what is it?"

"Bite him several times."

She was rendered speechless but she obeyed.

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Today was the first day of team practice. Grace, Jolin, Mark, Mal, and Liam( Five) headed together to their assigned field. There they met six instructors. 

INST1: "Hello, We are aware there is only five people in your team, that is fine, ideally we want a 6 person team but don't worry about that yet."

INST2: " We will start slowly and slowly increase the difficulty. Meaning, we will teach you basic strategies you might not have been taught. In other words, maybe not so simple? We will let you try them on us."

INST3: "There is usually regular roles, but sometimes these roles can change if you  have two people that can be interchangeable or better suited for certain missions. Not all members are required to be present in the action. We have let you join your teams based on what you can add to each team and individual capabilities."

INST1: "We are aware that Mal is still recovering but had enough to assist in these team training. Liams strengths are hidden weapons and attacks. We have usually seen Mal as a hidden weapon himself since he is almost ninja like. This is in terms of his sneakiness and silent killer aura. Therefore, Mal and Liam could operate as backups, support, or just sort of come in as surprise attack experts. We have seen that Grace, Mark, and Jolin are all very strong direct attackers. Grace may have an edge in flexibility and ability to change fighting styles. Mark is also very smart, all of you are but he has demonstrated more of a leader atmosphere, Grace can serve as support."

INST2: " Yes, furthermore I personally believe in the value of a scout. They are usually the quickest, sneakiest, and the ones to escape out of dire situations. We think Liam could take this role of of the times with Mal maybe helping as well. She is more incognito than Liam sometimes. It will be up to you to decide who you want doing what, but its always better to have flexible people who can do many jobs. You can also have Liam be the long range attacker if you need one for now. Mal can be disguised to gather intelligence, depending on the mission type, it is nice that people may not suspect him because of his pretty face. When you look at him, you don't think killer or enemy. Therefore, Mark and grace, talk strategy together. Try to get to know more about your teammates than we even know."

INST1: " That being said, today each of us will work with you. Instructors 5 and 6 will be working with Mal and Liam. The rest of us will work with Mark, Grace, and Jolin. "


   In Mal's INST team, there was a lady. She was the intelligence and disguise person. Mal was laughing inside. The other instructor was a long scout, or the person that was the finisher, silent killer type of role. Both INST's were teaching all of those things to Mal and Liam as both were qualified. As they were teaching them and giving them tips, it also made them see who could excel at what. 

INST6: " Hey Mal, you could probably disguise as a woman." 

   She then proceeded to wink at her. Mal immediately started to panic from the inside. she thought to herself, " Shit, did she discover my secret because she herself is an expert at disguise, deception, intelligence? O well, I am sure she could teach me a thing or two more than I already know jeje." 

   INST5 and Liam didn't notice this brief interaction, which made Mal relax more. At one point. INST4 came to show tips to mal who could only throw knives and small objects. Liam was better than Mal and could also use a bow but wasn't an expert at it per say. They wanted both to be pretty good at long range attacks so that both could work together and share jobs, especially since they were down one person. 

   Over at Jolins side. It was sort of decided Jolin would be the main defender or person to hold down the fort. Grace could weave in and out and help everyone. Mark was just great overall as well. The instructors gave tips, formation ideas, and were helping them sense each others movements. Mainly, on how to read each other and think as one. 
 
   Their lesson time finally ran out and they let them go. They all decided to go get their general workouts done. They got Mal to be their judge, spotter, and trainer since she shouldn't be performing at her peak. Little did they know that Mal was basically back to normal by now, and could change bodies if need be. She assured them she was fine or else she wouldn't be there, but promise to not start upping her workouts until after tomorrow since right now it was a lot about learning and not so much performing yet.

   After they got their workouts done and general training, they went and got dinner. They talked about what sort of roles Mal and Liam could take in certain situations. They also wondered what a sixth person could do for their team. It was weird to have a fiver member team or six member team. The more the merrier. They all started to get to know each other better that first week. They also improved their team chemistry. They all started to suspect a challenge coming soon and were a bit nervous and excited at the same time.

Fantasy world where different characters from different cities and houses unite to make a team and fight against others. All the characters belong to a house, whose heir is the lord of that house. Each house passes down General House rings that give their wearers special abilities. Also each house possesses a special ring that only brightens up when it has found a house member worthy to wear it and give them a special ability.
  Different teenage heirs gather together at a camp where they will meet up and learn about all their situations. Some are in disguise, some show their true selves. They will all be banded together and learn to trust each other and help with their twisted situations. They will find out about special house rings and fight as a team to defeat enemy countries, at home or away. They won't become professionals before going through hurdles and learning about each other first.
  Some members will come from liberal cities, some where female heirs is not a thing accepted. Bonding by hiding secrets and helping consolidate family power will all come to play.

Alina felt as if she was floating on water. Her drowsing consciousness felt cradled by a melodious lullaby. She let the peaceful yet strange foreign feeling delve into her as it continued to envelop her body. 

Suddenly,  she felt breathless as if she was being pulled deeper into the sea, where the air wouldnt be able to reach her. She felt herself being dragged deeper by the suffocating feeling until a scene abruptly came into view

 A little girl's panicked face came into sight as her  little hands brushed off the tears of the woman infront of her. Her tiny face was filled with worry and confusion as she asked "Mommy, why are you crying? "

"Promise mommy that you will be a good girl okay?" Her mother said in a broken voice as she grabbed her daughters soft hands and pressed it on her cheeks. 

"Will mommy stop crying if I will be a good girl? " The little girl tilted her head as her sweet and  innocent eyes glittered. 

The woman in the scene paused before a smile bloomed on her beautiful face that was similar to the girl in front of her. 

"Ofcourse dear. Mommy will just go meet someone downstairs, so whatever you do,  you must stay quite and stay in the closet so you wont disturb mommy's talk okay? " The woman said as she put on a strained smile. 

"En!  Alina will definitely behave! "

The scene immediately cutted off and Alina's  body was submerged in pain. Her body ached all over and her back felt extremely painful to the point of shedding tears. 

She abruptly opened her eyes as she bit her teeth together in reflex. Her jaw hurt as her taste buds were suddenly invaded by a grimey flavor. She instictively wanted to throw up but she ended up chocking, swallowing the unknown object in her mouth. 

She hadn't much time to worry about what she had swallowed for much longer as felt slight tremors on the ground beneath. She was immediately alarmed. She instinctively went to reach for her sword but she only managed to grab a handful of air. 

She propped herself up with much effort then sglanced around her surrounding. She saw a tree shaking as its leaves fell from its brances. Roots that emerged from the ground also vehemently squirmed like earthworms sprinkled with salt. 

Alina: ".... "

Luke was currently screaming inside as overwhelming amount of curses filled his thoughts. 

It damn hurts!  Better yet,  It feels like he was being torn into two pieces with his legs apart. The feeling was just too torturous that even  imagining it felt as if it can mentally scar him for life. 

He had gotten into plenty of fights in his early days. He was punched in areas that wouldve even ended his future generations. However, That cant even compare to the pain he was experiencing right now! 

Alina was watching the tree in its painful frenzy. Her eyes went towards the direction where a shiny glint radiated and she saw her sword lying on the ground. She forced herself to stand up, sweat breaking out from her forehead. She clenched her teeth from the sudden pain with her abrupt movement. She managed to stand up, ensuing drops of blood to fall onto ground,  tainting it with it's crimson color.

 Just as when she attempted but step forward, her legs lost all strength as they gave in like a new born fawn. 

Luke saw all this from the corner of his vision. He was still feeling painful and resentful but he couldnt bare to just watch a beauty suffer so he extend all his roots towarfs her except for the other whose tips has been bitten. 

As Alina saw the roots extendtowards her, she only inched backwards using her hands. Her untrusting and unrelenting eyes stared at him in vigilance. 

Lukes roots froze as he saw her peicing gaze. 'Woman, were you not the one who bit me in the first place. Why are you acting like am I'm going to do something indecent!  This is clearly not OK!'

He felt indignant and wronged however he cant just lush out on a woman. After all he was a gentlemen with golden manners. 

He  suddenly thought of something as he used the tips of his roots to write on the ground.  His handwriting was bold and resolute as he formed words with his root's every stroke.  

Alina saw all this and her usually impassive and aloof face couldnt help but show utter astonishment. She read the words written on the ground out loud. 

"Can you read this" Alina was dumbfounded but she eventually nodded

Luke internally heaved a sigh of relief. He used his roots to wipe off the words before continuing to write. 

"Did my root taste good? " 

"....."

Barks that are impenetrable even by the sharpest sword of the chosen hero. 

Branches that are uncuttable by the earth-shattering technique practiced to it's perfection by the chosen hero. 

Leaves that are left unruffled by the bone melting flames of the vermilion bird tamed by the chosen hero. 

But wait... Why is the the esteemed exalted Hero trying to cut off an innocent tree like me? （ ＴДＴ）

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Luke didn't really know what to feel about the eerie silence that filled the air. Days ago after his reincarnation, the chirping birds and the mooing cow that was grazing on the grass laid underneath him filled his imaginary ear drums, to the point of going numb. But now that the silence that he had always yearned and hoped for ensued, his initially green and lush sorounding was now reduced  to a desolate wasteland, and his imaginary feet now takes its turn to go numb and tremble. 

"You damn tree, are you mocking me? " The Hero said as her trembling sword pointed at his direction. 

'You boorish woman! I can't even speak to mock you, Ah! '

This time, the word written should have been the "you" word of this world.
Yang Dingtian followed after the old man, repeated the word, and once again wrote it in the snow. He wrote the "you" word, read it out loud, and pointed at the old man.
The old man mastered languages very quickly. He could read and write accurately and was even more proficient than Yang Dingtian.
They continued with the words for eyes, nose, mouth, hair, skin, flesh, blood veins, tendons, stomach, leg, heavy snow, ice, stares, sky, and many others.
Yang Dingtian was already highly intelligent, but the old man was even more so.
After spending dozens of hours until the snow had stopped falling, both of them had learned much of each other's language and words.
The old man taught Yang Dingtian a total of 189 words and 50 terms. After he finished learning, the old man even used Chinese to test Yang Dingtian.
For example, the old man pointed at the cloud in the sky and said "cloud" in Chinese. Then, Yang Dingtian had to write the "cloud" word of this world and pronounce it.
If Yang Dingtian got it correct, the old man would smile; if Yang Dingtian got it wrong, the old man would directly slap him in the face.
His slap was really painful, but it seemed like the old man was in more pain. This was because his broken bones had not recovered yet. There was one time when he slapped Yang Dingtian but vomited lots of blood. Therefore, Yang Dingtian dared not to make any more mistakes, and even if he did, he would instantly slap himself and not allow the old man to slap him. What was more, he even hit himself harder than the old man had. Sometimes, his face would swell instantly or even bleed..
Throughout the practice session, the old man did not even sympathize with him even once. Once Yang Dingtian made a mistake, the old man would give him a piercing gaze.
At the end of the whole learning process, the old man reached out his hand and touched Yang Dingtian's swollen face. Yang Dingtian's heart instantly melted.
"You go and continue building the ice stairs!" The old man spoke in Chinese. Then, he closed his eyes and returned to his meditative state.
"Do you want to eat something?" Yang Dingtian asked. However, the old man ignored him even though he now understood what Yang Dingtian was saying.
Yang Dingtian smiled and then gently tidied up the old man's clothes. He used a comb to fix his hair before resuming his construction of ice steps.
...…
Just like that, time passed day by day.
Most of the time, the old man was meditating in an upright position. Every ten days, he would give Yang Dingtian a fiery red pill to sustain his life and energy.
Only when it began to snow would he open his eyes and teach Yang Dingtian the language and words used in this world. At the same time, he would also learn Chinese from Yang Dingtian through writing on the snow.
When the snow stopped, both of them would stop learning as well. The old man would continue his meditation, and Yang Dingtian would continue building his ice stairs.
Time went day by day.
The stairs built by the ice steps became taller and taller with each passing day. Yang Dingtian's comprehension of this world's language had grown and grown. The extremely clever old man had almost completely mastered Chinese. Once he had mastered the rules and essence of Chinese, he could fully integrate it and learn by himself. As a result, towards the end, he was even able to point out some of Yang Dingtian's Chinese mistakes. The old man's intelligence truly surprised Yang Dingtian.
However, Yang Dingtian's progress in the study of this world's language was gradually becoming slower and slower. At first, he could learn hundreds of words in just ten hours, but now, his rate of study had slowed dramatically. His slow progress was because he had transmigrated to a completely mysterious world of Kung Fu. Yang Dingtian had never heard of many of the terms related to this topic as it was too abstract for him.
In order for Yang Dingtian to truly master the language, the old man even translated all those terms and concepts into Chinese before teaching it all to him.
This unfamiliarity was one of the reasons Yang Dingtian, who had not been beaten for some time, started getting beaten again. Each time he took lessons, he ended up beating himself till his face looked as swollen as a pig's.
The old man was still harsh towards him. His gaze was still very sharp.
However, when Yang Dingtian turned away from the old man, the latter looked at him with a gentle and pitying gaze.
Time passed by slowly....
One month, two months, three months.....
Half a year passed by. Winter passed by. The days when snow fell became rarer and rarer. However, the ice stairs were only half done!
The weather became warmer and warmer.
Yang Dingtian had already almost mastered the languages and words of this world. He had gained sufficient understanding of this world that he could now communicate using its language.
This world was called the Chaotic Mainland! The land surface area was much larger than that of Earth. The population here was similarly larger. This was a completely different world that revolved around Kung Fu. Xuan Energy formed the world's basic foundation. Everyone had different Xuan veins. The highly talented ones would be able to master a higher level of Kung Fu. The less talented ones could only master a lower level.
It could be said that the Chaotic Mainland was a world of martial arts. Other than those who have mastered good martial arts, everyone else was stuck at the bottom of society's pyramid. Thus, the only way to become powerful and respected in society was to learn martial arts.
The pill that Yang Dingtian had been regularly consuming was called the Flame Pill. It was made from dozens of valuable herbs mixed with the blood of dozens of fire-nature mysterious beasts. It was concocted using extraordinary flames and was worth millions. Normally, people took it to improve their martial arts, but Yang Dingtian had been taking it as his meal.
Time passed day by day, Yang Dingtian had a much better understanding of this world now. However, he still knew nothing about the old man. Who was he? Why was he be trapped here? And why was his body so exhausted? All of these questions were still unknowns, but his relationship with the old man had become deeper and deeper over the past months. Yang Dingtian had become attached to the old man and treated him like family now.
********************
Each time he took the Flame Pills, Yang Dingtian felt that he was filled with an unlimited supply of energy. Thus, whenever he couldn't make ice bricks, he would simply punch around with his fists to vent the bursting energy in his body.
One day, the old man drew a punching guide in the form of graphic figures in the snow. This punching style was called Zhen Yang Punch, and there were a total of five techniques. Each technique had over ten different steps.
This Zhen Yang punching style looked easy. Yang Dingtian only studied it three or four times before almost correctly displaying the first technique. Just as he was beginning to feel proud of himself, he saw the old man looking cold again. Then, the old man wrote on the snow: "Looks like punching practice but is actually practice related to inner energy, also known as Energy. The punch chooses the direction while the Energy is used to attack. Only once you can feel the Xuan Energy flowing throughout your body can you be considered to have fully mastered this technique."
Then, the old man closed his eyes and no longer paid attention to him.
As a result, Yang Dingtian immediately started practice punching over and over again. He performed almost a thousand repetitions. However, while he still couldn't feel the Energy, he still became exhausted, feeling like his bones were about to fall apart. He soon fell asleep.
When he woke up the next day, he saw that the old man had already opened his eyes. There were hundreds of words clearly written in the snow.
"These guidelines are called the heaven and earth tips, and they form the most basic foundation for practicing Energy. You need to follow these methods to practice every morning." The old man said, "You have almost mastered this world's language, but a more profound method to practice Energy would involve many acupoints in the human body. Such a method would require books and graphics to use as references. But, since you don't understand those topics yet, I'm unable to teach you the method of practicing Energy as you would easily turn into a devil. These tips are only practiced while sitting and are not dangerous at all."
 "When you wake up each morning, practice Energy for an hour and then practice the Zhen Yang punching style for another three hours. When you're able to feel the Energy during punching practice, let me know and I will teach you the second technique," the old man had written.
"Yes!" Yang Dingtian said.
The old man closed his eyes again and resumed his meditations.
During this past half year, the old man spent most of his time meditating or sleeping, acting as if his life was shortened each time he spoke. Throughout this period, Yang Dingtian had been regularly taking Flame Pills, while the old man had not consumed anything at all. He did not even drink any water, nor did he pee or shit at all. Yang Dingtian was really shocked about all this. Though the old man had never revealed his identity, judging from the number of Flame Pills that the old man had, Yang Dingtian speculated that he was definitely not an ordinary person.
Yang Dingtian cleared away all of his thoughts and started following the old man's tips. He sat upright, closed his eyes, and practiced his Energy.
These tips had only a few hundred words. However, they covered dozens of topics: nose and tongue movements, breathing techniques, hand gestures, postures that involved folding both legs, ways to find the rhythm. All of these tips had to be followed accurately with no room for mistakes. After Yang Dingtian had successfully practiced dozens of these tips, a week had already passed.
At the end of that week, Yang Dingtian suddenly felt a burning and itchy sensation in his lower abdomen as if a rat were jumping around inside. His body couldn't hold it in, and he made some noise. 
"What's wrong?" The old man opened his eyes.
"It's like there is a rat in my stomach fiercely jumping around," Yang Dingtian said.
The old man's facial expression changed. As if he didn't believe it, he commented, "That's fast."
Then, the old man sighed. "When you compare one person to another, it will only cause frustration! You can just continue. Also, don't be too surprised if anything happens later on."
"Yes!" Yang Dingtian replied. He then continued practicing, following the tips to train his Energy. Each cycle took about three minutes. After each cycle, the rat in his lower abdomen would jump around for a while but would disappear just as Yang Dingtian was about to find it. The entire process resembled the game of hide and seek.
Throughout the process, Yang Dingtian looked as if he had just received a new toy. He found it fun and not tiring at all. It could be said that the simplest heaven and earth tips had led him to completely immerse himself in this strange and mysterious world.
After an hour, Yang Ding wasn't satisfied and made one last attempt. "Yeah…" The little rat really seemed like it emerged from his lower abdomen before jumping around nonstop.
"How is it?" The old man asked with his eyes open.
Yang Dingtian said, "That rat came out and has been jumping nonstop in my stomach."
The old man was shocked and shook his head again. "When you compare one person to another, it will only cause frustration!"
What that he did not tell Yang Dingtian was that most of the people who practiced according to these tips, even the talented ones, would need around a month to feel a rat inside them. What's more, they needed at least half a year to lead the rat out into their lower abdomen.
"The process just now is called Qi Gathering, in which your body absorbs the energy of the heaven and earth. Then, you gather it in your belly from your countless veins. That jumping rat that you were feeling was actually your Xuan Energy," said the old man.
"I have Xuan Energy already?" Yang Dingtian asked excitedly.
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On the night of his 19th birthday, he decided to bid farewell to his virginity and had a taste of the forbidden fruit. As a result, his body spontaneously combusted and was burning in raging flames!
Afterward, he transmigrated.
He transmigrated to another world, a world where martial strength ruled supreme.
His originally disastrous physique of Nine Yang had become the rarely sought after once in a millennium, Nine Yang Mystic Meridians.
He rescued a mysterious old man and at life’s most crucial moment, the old man took him in as a disciple and betrothed his daughter to the young man.
As baffling as it could be, Yang Dingtian inherited the world’s No.1 sect and became the fiancé of the world’s No.1 beauty.

What's with this live stream-esque atmosphere?
No, this is a true f*cking live stream!
An Lin was stunned.
Atomic Bomb Fairy: "Enlightened Divine Talisman, how's Daoist You Mu doing right now?"
The fatty in the live stream cracked a wide grin. "My master is in tip-top shape, of course!"
Crack Shot Clairvoyant: "When is the Heavenly Tribulation going to begin?"
"In around an hour," the fatty on the screen replied.
The cultivators in the chat continued to interact with Enlightened Divine Talisman.
An Lin tapped open a tab on the live stream screen. There was a tip menu there, and the highest tip category was spirit stones.
So far, only Tian Lingling had tipped one spirit stone. Although this didn't seem like much, the fatty was over the moon with joy.
An Lin pondered for a moment before choosing the one hundred spirit stones option.
Ding Dong! 
"System notification: Fake Daoist Priest Little An has tipped 100 spirit stones."
An azure dragon suddenly appeared on the screen, and spirit stones started raining down. Not only that, but everyone in the group chat was also automatically tagged. Cultivators started to enter the chat one after another, and they were all stunned by what they saw.
Golden Jade: "Holy f*ck! Sword Immortal An Lin has come!"
Tycoon An: "All hail Tycoon An!"
Dreamy Voice Fairy: "Good Lord! So much money!"
Domineering Saber Lord: "All bow down to the supreme leader!"
Calm Celestial Maiden: "Humph! How wasteful."
Tian Lingling: "Haha, the true tycoon has appeared. It's time for poor little me to stop posing as a wealthy person! Welcome to the chat, Tycoon An!"
Daoist Wooden Ox: "So generous! Only Tycoon An can tip one hundred spirit stones as if it were nothing. Accept my worship!"
Countless messages popped up in the group chat, and it was as if his screen was refreshing at a rapid rate.
Enlightened Divine Talisman was dazed for a few seconds. He rubbed his eyes in disbelief before shrieking, "Ah! Thank you for tipping one hundred spirit stones, Tycoon An! This is a wonderful surprise, I bloody love you! Senior, I've heard about all your marvelous exploits!"
Enlightened Divine Talisman danced around like a two-hundred-pound man-child. His eyes were squished into a squint, and his plain-colored daoist robe was jiggled around by his fat. He looked extremely thrilled.
An Lin smiled and sent a request over.
Fake Daoist Priest Little An: "Can I observe Daoist You Mu from a closer distance?"
Enlightened Divine Talisman was momentarily dazed upon hearing this. Then, he nodded his head firmly. "Of course! Master hasn't started to undergo his Heavenly Tribulation yet. Observe all you want!"
How could he refuse a tycoon's request? Even if An Lin wanted his body, he would still grudgingly accept his request. Besides, this request was so simple anyway!
Just like that, Enlightened Divine Talisman ran toward Daoist You Mu.
As the sect leader of the Shang Qing Immortal Sect, You Mu's strength was profound, and he was also extremely mighty. No cultivator dared to go near him before his Heavenly Tribulation. They only dared to observe from a suitable distance.
Of course, his disciple, Enlightened Divine Talisman, was an exception.
"Master! Master! The cultivators of the 'protect earth' group chat want to observe you from a closer distance!" Enlightened Divine Talisman chuckled as he ran toward You Mu.
You Mu glanced at Enlightened Divine Talisman angrily. "Piss off! Read the mood of the situation, will you?!"
"But… But Tycoon An tipped us one hundred spirit stones!" Enlightened Divine Talisman shrunk back slightly, and he spoke in an upset tone.
Boom!
You Mu shuddered violently as if he had been struck by divine lightning.
There was a bright gleam in his eyes, and he roared, "Hurry up! Turn the camera toward me!"
Enlightened Divine Talisman: "…"
Group chat: "…"
Just like that, You Mu's rugged face appeared on the screens of their phones. He even made peace signs with his hands in a show of respect. "Hey! Greetings to everyone in the group chat! Thank you all for your well-wishes. Also, thank you for your tip of one hundred spirit stones, Mr. An Lin. Alright, I won't say anything else for now. I believe that I'll definitely transcend the tribulation successfully!"
The cultivators in the group chat kept smashing the like button and sending through their well-wishes.
An Lin couldn't help but grimace upon seeing this normal yet abnormal atmosphere.
Tian Lingling: "Senior You Mu, you'll definitely succeed! I, Tian Lingling, have said this, and Di Ling Ling[1] also agrees with me. Our words will definitely ring true!"
Spirit Child Shi: "That's right. Both heaven and earth are undergoing huge changes, and a new age is upon us. Senior You Mu will definitely be the first among us to transcend the Soul Formation Stage and break through to the Return to Void Stage!"
Crack Shot Clairvoyant: "Senior You Mu, I've just had a look at your fortunes. Your sign was one of great luck and imminent fortune!"
An Lin: "…"
Fake Daoist Priest Little An: "Senior You Mu, I've also had a look at your fortunes. You'll definitely overcome all the obstacles and become the strongest cultivator on Earth!"
What fortune telling? Pffft… All he had to do was to just bullsh*t some praise. If You Mu really was struck to death by the Golden Void Lightning, no one would be able to blame An Lin anyway.
You Mu was all smiles as he read through the well-wishes. "Thank you all for your support and encouragement! I'm heading off to prepare now. Don't forget to smash the like button when you see my handsome self defend against the Lightning Tribulation!"
An Lin: "…"
You Mu was almost about to face the terrifying Lightning Tribulation, yet he still didn't forget about tips and likes… Was undergoing tribulations that exciting?
The cultivators in the chat all echoed their agreement. The atmosphere was especially lively.
Battle Goddess Bi Qiong couldn't help but turn her gaze toward An Lin's phone. She secretly started to watch the live stream.
She knew how to use mobile phones, yet she was contemptuous about using human technology. Thus, she didn't join any cultivator chat or whatnot. Right now, however, she couldn't contain her curiosity.
An hour quickly flew by.
Dark clouds gathered above the mountaintop, and golden lightning flashed through the sky.
"Look, Master is about to undergo his tribulation!" Enlightened Divine Talisman yelled in excitement. "You guys can help by smashing the like button and sending tips over. Amid the mystical unknown, your well-wishes will transform into a power that aids Master in defending against the tribulation!"
He stood one thousand meters away from You Mu, and he used his phone to capture the surrounding environment.
The cultivators in the chat responded by smashing the like button and sending over tips.
Golden Jade: "For every ten strikes of Lightning Tribulation that You Mu survives, I'll tip one million yuan!"
The Savior: "For every ten strikes of Lightning Tribulation that You Mu survives, I'll tip a luxury sports car!"
Tian Lingling: "For every ten strikes of Lightning Tribulation that You Mu survives, I'll tip one spirit stone!"
…
One after another, the cultivators all expressed their support.
A brilliant smile bloomed on Enlightened Divine Talisman's face as he read through the cultivators' promises.
An Lin: "…"
Sure enough, there's something wrong with this group chat!
Perhaps this tribulation was a relatively important one. White Spirit Snake, Bi Qiong, Battle God Zi Yang, Da Bai, and Xuanyuan Cheng all gathered around to witness this historic moment in Earth's cultivation history.
"Little Bai, aren't you a member of this group chat as well? Why aren't you watching on your own phone?" An Lin was slightly confused.
"Senior An Lin's phone is better! I like watching it on Senior An Lin's phone!"
An Lin: "…"
Just like that, the group of extremely powerful and influential cultivators huddled around An Lin's phone and stared intently at the live stream. This scene was comical yet natural.
Finally, the first bolt of Golden Void Lightning arced through the sky and crashed toward Daoist You Mu's head.
Boom! 
A deafening rumble reverberated throughout heaven and earth.
Even though they were watching it through a screen, the cultivators were still given a fright by the terrifying bolt of lightning.
A golden light filled the entire space.
Crack…
The phone's screen flashed with a golden glow.
Then, the gold turned to black!
"What's going on?" Battle Goddess Bi Qiong exclaimed in astonishment. "Why is it pitch-black? Is it a dark element Divine Lightning?"
An Lin: "…
"Silly girl, the live stream has lost connection!"
[1] Tian Lingling, Di Lingling is the phonetic spelling of an incantation/spell. It's something like abracadabra.


On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God. 
When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk. 
After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.
    
After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm.
Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!

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