Just stories written while im on the toilet or in the restroom in general

Has your boss been texting you about random things late in the evening? Or bringing you an extra hot latte in the morning, when no one else has been receiving this little treat? If you're nodding in agreement, then they most likely have a crush on you. On the other hand, some other cases may be harder to detect which can put you in a real predicament; you don't want to jump the gun and just assume that you have a secret admirer. So how do you determine if your manager really does fancy you? 

Ask Sophia Godfrey about it. Her boss likes her like too much and she's well aware of the 17 Signs.

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Darkness greeted Li Yundong the moment he stepped into the apartment. "Princess, I'm home," he hollered, shutting the door behind him. He stood at the door, waiting for an answer. There was none, only the echoes of his own voice.
He moved away from the door and stopped beside the couch. The TV was turned off and the remote was lying on the couch. "Princess?" 
Had she gone to bed already? Li Yundong frowned and padded into the kitchen. That made no sense; it wasn't her bedtime yet. It was only 9 PM when President Yin dropped him off. 
Li Yundong placed the bag of takeout boxes on the dining table, then walked over to the fridge. Most of the food in the fridge was gone, which meant that Su Chan most likely had her dinner already. He placed the two cups of ice-cream beside the Greek yogurt tub before shutting the fridge. 
A slow smile spread across Li Yundong's face. "Su Chan… You can come out now, you know. I know you're trying to scare me. It won't work." His smile grew wider when he remembered the last time she had tried to sneak up on him. They were still staying at their old apartment back then. She tried to scare him while he was cooking in the kitchen but got startled by him instead.
"Come on, Su Chan… Enough games. Come out and eat! I've bought supper!" he yelled, fully expecting to hear the pitter-patter of Su Chan's footsteps as soon as those words left his mouth. Food always worked on Su Chan. Always.
Not this time, apparently. 
Seconds turned into minutes. Still, there were no signs of his princess. A sinking sensation formed at the pit of his stomach. Where the hell is she? He left the kitchen and headed for her room. He knocked on her door a few times. When he didn't get an answer, he tried the door knob and found that the door was unlocked. Su Chan's scent assaulted his nostril the moment he pushed the door open. He walked in and came to a halt when his eyes landed on the empty bed. The sinking sensation grew.  
"Come on, Su Chan… Quit messing around!" Li Yundong yanked open her wardrobe, half-expecting to see Su Chan pouncing on him or tackling him to the floor. However, instead of a beautiful girl with childlike innocence, he was greeted by the sight of dresses and blouses—an entire row of them, hung neatly on hangers.
If this was her idea of scaring him, it was working. It was f*cking working. 
He slammed the wardrobe shut and glanced around frantically. He hurried towards the corner of the bedroom and drew the curtains apart. Light from the city trickled in, highlighting the evidence of Su Chan's absence: the neatly-made bed; her pajamas hanging on the clothes rack.
He unlocked the sliding door, then poked his out. No signs of Su Chan on the balcony either. "F*ck… Where is she?" he muttered. He shut the sliding door, then leaned his back against it. Maybe she's in the bathroom...
The thought had him scurrying out of the bedroom. Moments later, he stood outside the bathroom with his heart in his throat. She'd checked both bathrooms and came up empty.
What if she left the apartment to look for him? He ran back into the kitchen and then grabbed his phone from the kitchen counter. With shaky hands, he switched on his phone. The phone pinged with dozens of missed call notifications, thanks to his "fans." He ignored the notifications and dialed Su Chan's number instead. Horror filled his chest when Su Chan's ringtone drifted into the kitchen. He exited the kitchen, following the sound of the ringtone.
A soft glow lit up a corner of the living room near the curtains. No… No… F*ck… No… He bent down and picked up Su Chan's phone from the floor. The back cover was a little loose, and there was a chip on the phone's edge.
Something must have happened here. Was Su Chan attacked? He glanced around like a maniac, looking for any signs of a struggle or forced entry. But the living room was immaculate. Nothing seemed out of place. So why would she drop her phone here? And where the hell is she?
Li Yundong got to his feet and started pacing the living room. Alright man… Calm down and think… Suppose that Su Chan was indeed attacked. And right now, he couldn't find her anywhere inside the apartment. What did that imply? Obviously, Su Chan was no longer inside the apartment, so either she had managed to escape from the apartment, or someone had kidnapped her. He prayed that it was the former. He prayed and prayed as he moved past the living room towards the front door. His throat constricted the moment he checked the shoe rack. 
Su Chan's shoe was still there, which meant she hadn't escaped. She'd been taken. Someone came into the apartment and took her. The intruder must have knocked her out because there were no signs of a struggle. That must also be why Su Chan dropped her phone. A swish sounded above him, throwing Li Yundong into high alert. He'd heard that noise before, like someone waving a flag or a piece of cloth.
"Who's there?!"
Who indeed? Lin Youfa? Those Zhengyi wackos?
Another swish. This time it came from the kitchen. Li Yundong eyed the door of the apartment. Should he make a run for it? Okay, say he managed to get out of the apartment. And then what? Go to the police and report Su Chan missing? That thought made him sick to the stomach.
Again, another swish. The bathroom! Without ado, Li Yundong charged towards the bathroom—the one beside Su Chan's room—and slammed the door shut before locking the door from the outside.
Got you now, you son of a bitch…
"Where is she?" Li Yundong yelled from outside the bathroom. "Where the hell did you take her? I know you—"
Wait a minute… Wait a f*cking minute…
Li Yundong backed away from the bathroom and hurried back into the living room. If the intruder had succeeded in kidnapping Su Chan, why would they still be here lurking around in the apartment? Hope kindled inside Li Yundong. The intruder is still here. Which means… Su Chan might still be hiding inside the apartment. Li Yundong moved his Qi to his Shenting and walked to a spot in the living room where he knew would put him right at the center of the entire apartment. 
When the familiar buzzing returned to his ears, Li Yundong began to sort through the ambient noise. The noises from the neighborhood were muffled since all the sliding doors were closed. If he heard anything at all, it would most like come from inside the apartment.
Clock ticking… the fridge's humming… Come on, princess… make some noise… Water dripping… That goddamn swishing sound again… His own breathing… Come on…
Then he heard it. A whimper. He focused harder and isolated that noise from the rest. Oh God… 
Li Yundong charged into his bedroom and yanked open the door of his wardrobe. Su Chan's limp figure fell out and collapsed into his arms. Her face was pale and her forehead was covered in sweat. She was barely breathing.
***
Li Yundong's mind was racing. Never in his life had he felt so terrified. His heart was beating so rapidly that it was like his chest could burst open any second. Cradling Su Chan in his arms, he ran out of his room and placed Su Chan on the couch. Hang on, princess. Please hang on… With all the haste he could muster, he opened the living room's sliding door and hurried back to the couch. 
Then, he picked up Su Chan's limp form and placed her on the floor, where he got her into a meditative posture. Using his knees to keep her body upright, he pressed his fingers on Su Chan's head and performed the Three-Pronged Flower Gathering technique. Barely a minute into the massage, Su Chan whimpered and slumped sideways to the floor. Li Yundong dropped to his knees and tried to help her into a sitting position again. Su Chan groaned. 
"Shh… Hold still, I'm not done yet," he whispered. 
Su Chan pushed his hands away. "No…" she said weakly. "R- Run… Leave me…"
"Don't be silly!" he growled. "I'm not f*cking leaving you."
There was that annoying swish again. What the f*ck? Li Yundong's gaze snapped to the bathroom, whose door was still closed. "How the hell did it…" 
"Look out!" 
Li Yundong's body skidded along the floor after Su Chan shoved him away. The explosiveness and strength behind that shove took him by complete surprise. Before he could react, Su Chan's body flew across the living room and crashed into the wall at the far end.  
"No!" Li Yundong was up on his feet in an instant. When he reached the wall, Su Chan was coughing and struggling to sit up.
"Su Chan… Are you alright? Tell me where it hurts?" 
Su Chan shook her head weakly. "E- Eyes… on… t- the… the enemy…"
Li Yundong rose to his feet, making sure to put his body in front of Su Chan. What the f*ck happened? Something had clearly struck Su Chan, but he didn't see anything just now. It was like some kind of invisible force had rammed into Su Chan. And what the f*ck was causing that swishing noise? I thought I'd trapped it inside the bathroom… Could there be more than one intruder?
Get out. They had to get out of the apartment first. 
Li Yundong crouched down and picked up Su Chan's body from the floor, then made a dash towards the front door. 
"You're not going anywhere, you demon witch!" 
All of a sudden, Su Chan's body was ripped away from his arms. Next thing he knew, he was falling forward as though he had tripped over some kind of invisible object. Light exploded behind his eyes when the back of his head smashed into the wall.    
By the time Li Yundong climbed back to his feet, Su Chan's body was floating in midair, her arms dangling limply from her shoulders. Long strands of her dark tresses hung down vertically like a dark waterfall around her head.
A ball of heat formed inside Li Yundong's lower belly. "Let. Her. Go!"
"Stay out of this, you filthy man! My business is with this demon witch, not you. And if you get in my way, I'll destroy you too!"
Li Yundong growled. "Give her back!" Li Yundong jumped forward and activated Xianjue at the same time. Su Chan's body drifted to his left, just like he'd predicted. He wrapped his arms around Su Chan's waist and yanked her towards him with all his strength. A loud swish sounded and Su Chan was once again back in his arms. 
He placed Su Chan down on the floor and jabbed his finger into her Renzhong. A moment later, Su Chan gasped and blinked her eyes open. The loud swish sounded in three rapid successions, like it was angry. 
"You will regret this, you prurient fool!"
The curtains fluttered harshly.
"You have two options," Li Yundong said coldly. "You either show yourself or you get the hell out of our home."
A strong gust of wind ripped through the living room. Then, he saw it. Something materialized in the air slightly below the ceiling. It was a piece of red cloth. No. Not just any cloth, it was a piece of damask, a three-foot-long damask which glowed in a greenish light. 
A familiar voice came out from the red damask. "I'm going to say this one last time, demon witch. Hand over the Renyuan Jindan! Or suffer the full wrath of the Zhengyi School!"
"We don't know any Renyuan Jindan," Li Yundong said coldly. "Now get the hell out!"
A contemptuous laugh blared out from the damask. "Another lecherous fool that this demon slut had bewitched…"
Anger flared inside Li Yundong. "Watch your mouth…"
"And now you're about to die for that demon witch. How pathetic."
There was a sudden flash of red light. The red damask whizzed forward like an arrow travelling at the speed of a bullet.

What happens when an ordinary university student runs into a cute, coquettish little fox? What if the little fox is actually a Cultivator? What future awaits the university student after this fateful meeting? Is he heading towards the path of doom? Or is he heading towards ultimate greatness? Read on to find out! Join us and let us embark on an epic journey where we follow the twists and turns of this human-animal... *cough*... human-demon love story.

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Because I can't see!  Because I can't move!  What is this place?

At that very moment everything became clear. I understand! Hahaha. So this is what it feels like to die!  What a comic dead for an idiot.

Well, you may wonder how this idiot died, here I have the answer, I died for a noble cause, I just say and I think it was an act of stupidity but what could I do, I'm already dead without fulfilling two of my biggest dreams that an Otaku like me could have.

One of my dreams was always to travel to Japan the place where an Otaku like me always wanted to go. I worked day and night for a year just to get enough money to make it a trip I will never forget was a start for me!  You may wonder what an idiot he is, he doesn't know what it's really like to work for real!  I'll just say that for me, it was my first job in my life and it was very hard, but it was necessary to have a new start and a new me.

To be an Otaku do something in this society, do not misunderstand me for me I just want to be an Otaku but that only a dream that can not be fulfilled at least for me is not possible, so I set a goal to fulfill that desire.

Well I just told them that I died because of something noble but not as happened, well let's go back to that day.

.....,.....

...…. 
 
(That day xd)

What nerves maybe it is better to stay is not so necessary that trip or if?  I said to myself.

It's not necessary to rebuild my life and besides I already bought the tickets and the trip is about to start.

I got my courage up and headed to my assigned place...  Ufff finally I entered the plane ....

After the plane took off, a few hours passed.

Well it is certainly fantastic to travel on a plane but it seems to me that the nerves were an important favor in that hahaha I said to myself.

I headed to the bathroom that was behind the plane was not so far because I bought the economy class flight is the cheapest flight there was and my seat was fortunately not so far.

"Shock"... "Shock"...

…..,...…..

.... ...

What's going on?  It's very noisy, I said with nerves...  After some of wiping my hands and soaking my face a little I was about to open the door to get out of the bathroom but at that moment a girl came in suddenly scaring me but I didn't scream.

Me and the girl were in a very uncomfortable position since the bathroom was not that big, at that moment I wanted to talk since I felt very uncomfortable apart because the girl was very pretty.

When the girl saw me wanting to talk to her she was very scared and she covered my mouth, while trying to free me the girl whispered to me in Japanese, but I don't give a shit about this day since I barely know how to speak my language because I would learn to speak another one...  After a few seconds I calm down and try to understand the situation outside, I only heard some words that I did not understand but it seemed that I was shouting.

After I calmed down the girl finally took her soft hand out of my mouth, then I tried to communicate by means of signs to understand the situation outside, the girl started to sign with her hands..... after some minutes communicating by means of signs I more or less understood the situation.

It seems that a guy somehow managed to bring a firearm with him and is currently threatening people, I just hope it's just a robbery I said to myself.

"(He shot)".....

"(Gunshot)"....

But at that moment, shots were heard.

"(Gunshot)",....



...…-----------------------_----....

People started screaming because of the gunshots.

Shit, the shots can be heard in this booth.  Cursing my luck, I saw that the girl started "shaking" well I don't blame her since I was "shaking" too, if it wasn't for the fact that I had already done the toilet and I would have shat my pants.

After I calmed down I could still see the girl with fear and I started to calm her down by hugging her.

The shooting didn't stop, and it seemed that they were getting closer and closer to our hiding place if we could get out of the way.  Well, it seems that I can't get rid of this one, I said to myself.

I looked at the beautiful girl in front of me and Armando gave me courage.

So I lured her little lips straight to my lips and the girl wrapped her beautiful hands around my neck and started to reciprocate, the girl did not reject my advance as in this situation we might as well have one last moment together.

(My first kiss), I used to think if I wasn't in this shitty situation everything would be perfect.

After the passionate kiss I started to touch her body slowly because I knew that having to please a girl was the essential.

(Finally I will put into practice what I have learned through porn and hentai what emotion)

Unbuttoning the girl's jacket I could see her breasts not too big and not too small, after taking off her underwear I was about to take off my pants, but at that moment

.

[Pammmmmm] The bathroom door opened.

"Shit, I was at the critical moment to lose my virginity and this crazy guy comes and ruins it."

Drawing strength from my fury, I grabbed the guy by the head and stamped him on the wall in the back.

[Pammnnn]

[BANG]

At that point he tells me I was fucked up so I don't even care anymore and I keep grabbing the guy by the head and smashing him against the wall.

[Pammnnn]

[Pammnnn]

[Pammnnn]

[Pammnnn]

[Pammnnn]

[Pammnnn]

[Pammnnn]

The guy wasn't moving anymore but, he was also super tired since the guy had detonated the gun and I think it went through one of my lungs.

Well it seems that this is the end for me, I only regret not being able to finish this trip and lose my virginity to that beautiful girl.

An Otaku who dies on a plane ride.

Wandering in the void as a soul he meets something that will change his destiny.

This is a harem xd.

Two miles away from the Internet cafe, Rory diverged from the computer generated path. She went into a coffee shop and sat down in the far back.

The coffee shop had a warm feel to it and was dimly lit, therefore the shadows provided her face with a small amount of cover.

Unhurriedly, she grabbed the menu from the middle of the table and acted like she was reading it. She read over the coffee they had in the shop with an extremely slow pace. Every once in a while she would glance at the open window in the front of the coffee shop.

The people that walked across we're all different, however when she noticed two men crossing the street her eyebrows raised in confusion. Only two? She was rather sure she heard the pattern of three consistent foot steps behind her. 

Rory looked past the two men for a moment to see another man leaning against a wall. The wall had a slight cover over it, therefore the man was on a call while watching the coffee shop door. 

His entire bearing held a sort of toughness that could only come from years of experience. Even while watching the door, he blended in easily with the crowd. 

Due to the heavy down pour of rain, Rory couldn't see his lips clear enough to read what he was saying on the phone, however she could identify that he was speaking Russian from the way his lips were moving. 

It didn't take much brain effort to find out who sent him. 

So Knox had someone trailing her? That was fine. Going to a coffee shop wasn't something abnormal and the more he saw her doing normal teenage things, the better. 

However, who sent the ruffians? Rory looked at the two men right outside the coffee window with an inquisitive gaze. 

The young men were mediocre looking with gelled hair and black suits. They both had lean, malnourished bodies and cheeks that slightly caved it. In addition to the paranoia they showed in their shifty eyes, Rory could tell they were drug users. 

They walked with a slight limp in their step and showed no regard for the people around them.

The man on the right side of the sidewalk kept his hand of his belt threateningly. The man of the left had his phone pulled out only looking up every once in a while to search the faces of the people around them. 

When they couldn't find what they were looking for one of the men kicked the window the wall of the coffee shop angrily. His actions were violent and self destructive. A few angry words were said before the calmer one pointed toward the coffee shop and said something.

The one who kicked the wall seemed to calm down and nod before they both made their way to the coffee shop door. 

Seeing their interactions, Rory felt a headache start to appear. Did the Hynes really send these two kids after her? They couldn't be much older than her body at the moment.

The two men walked up to the cashier and the calmer one placed his phone in front of the cashier's face. 

Since she has already seen what she wanted to it was about time she left. Rory chose this specific cafe because she noticed a window on its side wall. 

The window presented a blurred view of a bathroom and seemed to be openable. Going through it would make losing her trackers easy. 

Rory closed the menu and placed it down while the two ruffians were distracted. The table she occupied was right next to the bathroom, therefore she could leave at any second. 

At the front of the cafe the men continued to harass the cashier, "You dare to lie to me? This is the only possible place he could have went into. Try telling me one more time that he didn't come in here!" 

The cashier was waving his hands in an attempt to cool the situation. "I really didn't see him pass by here! Now I'm going to have to ask you to please order or leave, you are blocking other customers from ordering." 

When Rory heard the cashier's response, she wasn't surprised. At the time she entered the store she chose to close her umbrella after she passed the cashier. He couldn't have gotten a clear view of her face.

"You think I'm stupid don't you?" The angry one had leaned over the cashier's table. He waved his hand toward the cashier. 

"Come here. I have something to tell you about being stupid." 

Him leaning over the cashier's desk was the best time for Rory to leave without any one noticing. Therefore, Rory got up from her table and started to open the door to the bathroom.

Right when she was about to step inside she glanced once more at the people at the front. 

Suddenly she stopped and her pupils dilated. 

The man leaning on the counter had reached to the back of his pant line while he used his other hand to wave to the cashier. The lift of his shirt gave Rory a clear view of what he was carrying in his pant line for a small second. 

It was a pistol.

But not just any pistol. It was a specific military grade one called the pp-9. Outlawed for civilians due to the fact that it could be used as an automatic. 

It was still shiny and clearly new, which meant that likely it was given to him for this specific mission. Someone had put a hit out on her. 

The man was already showing signs of being unstable if he brought out that gun Rory didn't want to imagine what could happen to the people inside of the store. She had to stop him from drawing out the gun. 

Rory moved before her mind did as she walked quickly back to her seat. 

The man already had his hand around the gun and could take it out at any second, therefore her only option was to distract him without letting him know that she saw the gun or alarming him too much. 

After all, he wouldn't have much reason to hold back if she saw the gun anyway. 

With fast moving hands, she grabbed the menu in the middle of the coffee table and slammed it down on the ground. The plastic menu created a sharp noise, which brought the attention of nearly everyone in the shop. 

The man looked at her, turning his body toward her direction. Due to his movement Rory could no longer see the gun. However, his arm was clearly tense and positioned behind his back showed that he hadn't yet released it yet.

Technology queen, Victoria Hill, died after a tragic incident where the person she loved most betrayed her for money.  Luke Edwards killed her mother and tortured her to the brink of death, taking everything away from her. Left with nothing, Victoria swore that one day, even if it’s in hell, she will see him burn for his crimes. 

However, in a twist in fate she will have a shot at doing the bidding herself when she is suddenly reborn into the body of a 18 year old rich girl disguised as a boy, Rory Hynes. Forced to attend a school for only the richest of the rich, Victoria encounters trouble at every turn. Most notably, her roommate who never seems to be willing to leave her alone.

 Coming to terms with her new reality, Victoria realized that her mission wouldn’t be as simple as she wished.

**** 18+ scenes so please beware. Definitely not suitable for the eyes of little kids, however I will notify before any extremely dangerous chapter.**** 

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Some of the tags I hope you will be willing to tag this book with are: [gender bender], [female protagonist], [romance], [vengeance], [reincarnation], and [face smacking]. Thanks again!

Any horror movie has old school fancy cars that roam the streets at night with no driver. It's never a boring mundane everyday car like mine with all the modern gizmos and gadgets, so I definitely should be safe. 
Is it wishful thinking? 
Yes. 
Is it escapism? 
Maybe. 
Am I a coward? 
Absofuckinglutely.
When I arrived home and entered my apartment, I stopped in place for a moment. All the lights were off... except for the bathroom light. The door to the bathroom was slightly ajar and a distinct streak of light was painted along the ground.
There was a rancid, rotten stench that pervaded the air inside the room. My stomach was churning and I felt sick when I thought of the worst-case scenario. Based upon everything that had happened today, I had a good idea of what would be waiting for me on the other side of the door. Instead of opening it up to check on the situation, I took out my phone and plugged it into the wall to let it charge up a bit. When it turned on, I immediately called the cops.
With the way things stood, it really wasn't looking good for me, but it was best to report this immediately. I knew I would likely be a prime suspect, but I was hoping the time of death lined up well with when I was at the hotel. There were camera recordings as well as records of me checking in at that hotel, so hopefully, it would be a solid enough alibi.
"911. What's the exact location of your emergency?"
"640-575 Ariala Street."
"What's the cross street?"
"I can't remember, I just moved here recently."
"What's your name?"
"Diogenes Genovese."
"How do you spell that?"
"First name, D-i-o-g-e-n-e-s. Last name, G-e-n-o-v-e-s-e."
"What's the problem? Tell me exactly what happened."
"I came home and there was a dead body in my bathroom."
"Do you know who the deceased is?"
"I haven't examined the body yet in fear of disrupting the scene of the crime."
"Are there any signs that the murderer is still nearby?"
"If I said I suspected it was a ghost, would you believe me?"
"A… ghost?"
"Yes."
"Is this a prank?"
"Look, I know it sounds crazy. Even I think ghosts are a load of hogwash, but I have no idea what's going on anymore."
"Alright, we will have officers dispatched ASAP. Please don't move from where you are and wait for their arrival."
"Alright."
"Hahaha guys, get this. What? This lunatic claims ghosts killed someone in his apartment. LMAO! How many times is that now?"
Before the call ended, I heard the operator practically diss me outright. Well, I knew it sounded crazy, but please cut me some slack. I'm not in the right state of mind right now.
I was frustrated and didn't want to hear anymore so I ended the call and waited patiently for the police to arrive. Ten minutes later, I heard the sirens from outside. After a few more minutes passed by, the cops showed up in front of my open door. When they arrived, I weakly pointed at the bathroom while squatting down in a corner with my back against the opposite wall to the bathroom door. I hadn't taken my wary eyes off the door for a second since I ended the call.
The two cops entered my apartment and surrounded the bathroom door from both sides. One opened the door slowly and checked the blind spots while the other held onto his gun firmly prepared for any unexpected changes. When they confirmed there wasn't anyone else inside the bathroom, a few more cops burst in and inspected the rest of the apartment.
While the others examined the rest of the apartment, the cops inside the bathroom opened up the curtain hiding the bathtub and discovered a dead body as I'd expected. I snuck a peak and it was exactly the person I'd been looking for, my coworker, Rick. In that instant, my heart dropped to rock bottom as I knew the future would likely be bleak. It wasn't my first run-in with the dead though, so I wasn't as shaken compared to my first time with Adele five years ago.
"Sir, do you recognize the deceased?"
"Yes."
"What is your relationship to the deceased?"
"He is, or I suppose now that he is dead, was a coworker of mine. His name is Rick Roer, a junior electronics repair technician at my workplace."
"When did you discover the body?"
"Right when I called 911."
"Judging by the decay of the body, how far rigor mortis has progressed and accounting for how the body was submerged in water, it's been at least half a day since he passed away. When was the last time you saw the deceased?"
"It was about 11:00 PM last night. We were out drinking with a group of our coworkers and I was the designated driver. I dropped all of them off at their homes and he was the last person I dropped off."
The cop frowned as he seemingly noticed the questionable timing of events with what he surmised was the estimated time of death. I knew I needed to clear up any sort of contradictions that would arise, otherwise I could very well be tagged with the crime of murder. Well, who am I kidding? No matter what I say now, discovering him in my place would easily land me a position as a prime suspect either way.
"The reason I didn't discover his body until now was because I didn't come home after dropping him off at his place. In case you didn't already know, this apartment belonged to someone who recently killed themselves. I moved here because the rent was super cheap, but recently I've been getting a bit spooked when staying here so I decided to spend the night at a hotel for a change of pace. You can check the recordings and logs at the hotel for proof to verify this."
"When I woke up this morning I also ran into a housekeeping lady at the hotel before checking out of the hotel. After that, I immediately went to work. When I arrived at work I discovered that Rick hadn't shown up. At first, we thought he might have just been too hungover, we never suspected it would turn out to be something like this. I was asked to check up on him because he hadn't called in and we couldn't reach him either, it was really unusual for Rick as he was a very punctual type of person. Unfortunately, when I arrived at his place, I received no answer so I gave up, left, and returned home only to discover… well, it's as you can see."
I naturally left out the crazy shit that happened while at his place fearful that they would think I was a mental patient. The security cameras in Rick's apartment building should at the very least confirm that I did pay his unit a visit. What the security camera footage revealed on it was another story altogether, but I'll deal with it when the time comes. There was no point in opening a can of worms by telling them I was a lunatic who had crazy hallucinations when I went to check up on my coworker.
"I understand, we'll need to take you down to the station for further questioning to take an official statement."

Transported to another world, our hero must thwart the evil demon lord where levels rule all-

Cut!

This isn’t some damn generic isekai!

But if we don’t market it as one, nobody will read it. Look man, isekai to web novels are what thots are to twitch. If you’re not doing isekai, you may as well just jump off a cliff, die, and pray to all the gods above that you reincarnate as a beautiful cat girl. Isekai is like a slice of humble American Pie. It’s like the child you never wanted, but after you stuck your dick in that glorious isekai pie once, you immediately realized you could never pull out again or ever be satisfied with anything else except for that hot garbage.

I know, I get it, the masses demand le isekai, but we can’t sell out.

Look man, just put isekai in the title and see if it makes a difference. Just call it a social experiment or some BS.

This was a summary of my life consultation with the god/devil-like voice in my head trying to tempt and make me fall to the dark side.

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