Just stories written while im on the toilet or in the restroom in general

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The automatic robots did the heavy lifting, carrying and setting materials at appropriate places and then human use tools to connect them. The day started with the automatic robots placing the appropriate steel poles onto the correct place for the workers to mend the poles into place. This cycle repeats for most of the day.
Prince Hue Chi had been working remotely for the last several days at the cruise ship. He got a lot of works done for not having to travel back and forth between the Royal Palace and Aires Royal Corporate Square. Long Kue had been busy preparing and coordinating the next business travel trip for the Royal Prince.
Hue Chi had sent Dao Txu to go on a few days errand run to meet up with another shadow guard currently away for a mission. Therefore, Dao Txu was not around to bother anyone while PengXu stayed behind to guard the Prince as usual.
The foundation frame will take about one week to finish, and that will be right before when Prince Hue Chi will leave for his trip.
Yu Sha has been avoiding night strolls to avoid meeting Hue Chi. She usually spent her time idling on her balcony if she could not sleep. The cycle repeats itself and before long, a week has gone by.
One morning, Prince Hue Chi asked Long Kue to email Jake and Su Na that he would go out to inspect the site on behalf of Ether the next day. He wanted to give them the one day notice to give everyone time to prepare themselves.
Later that afternoon, Dao Txu came back from his few days errand run for his Lord. When he arrived back at the cruise, he brought a bag full of books, looking merrily as ever after. The first thing he did was went to the Prince's suite. When he noticed that everyone was busy doing their own thing, with the Prince in his office, Long Kue sitting on the dining table working on his laptop, while Butler Zeu ironing the Prince's clothes. Dao Txu walked right over to the living room and sat the bag by the big comfy couch before sitting down.
Dao Txu then casually took out a book titled, "Dating 101 For Men" and pretended to read the book. After ten minutes, he set the book down on the small table on top of a couple of magazines, grabbed another book and headed for the balcony. He found himself a chair next to the table and started reading the book called, "Dos and Don'ts Guide to Romance."
About five minutes into the book, Dao Txu casually left the book on the balcony table, walked back inside by the couch, and grabbed another book. Once he had the book in his hand, he casually walked to the kitchen, opened the fridge, and took out some leftover food. He heated the leftover food and went to sit on the dining table to eat while reading the book, "How To Impress Your Woman." After ten minutes, he casually left the book on the dining table.
Long Kue glanced at Dao Txu, 'this guy here does not read and why is he reading today?' When he looked at the book title, he knew that this guy was up to no good again. How in the world does he have time and energy to come up with such things?
Dao Txu's next target was the office and bedroom, but that would be too obvious so he opted for the bathroom. He went back to the couch and grabbed another book from the bag before heading to the bathroom. Dao Txu went to sit on the toilet flipping a couple of page of the book titled, "How To Attract Women." After five minutes, he flushed the toilet and left the magazine on a towel shelf before walking out.
His lord sometimes sits on the dining table in the kitchen and or balcony while reading the news and sipping coffee every morning. The chance of his lord seeing the book on the dining table and balcony is higher than the living room or bathroom. But as long as he could pique his lord's interest into just glancing any of the books longer than two seconds, he would've won the battle already.
After hanging up the ironed clothes, Butler Zeu went to restock the towels in the bathroom and noticed the book title. He automatically knew what Dao Txu was up to. Since he felt the same way as Dao Txu, he allowed Dao Txu to litter the place with dating books. Hopefully, his prince would pick up some dating tactics.
Butler Zeu walked over to the prince and convinced him to have his meal out on the deck as it was not good to stay coop up in the suite day after day to which the Prince agreed. Butler Zeu then happily called the kitchen staff to coordinate dinner for the young men to eat dinner out on the deck.
The day ended and the construction crew wrapped up their work. Yu Sha and Su Na had reduced their working hours. Everyone usually went back to their rooms, showers and changed before coming out to have dinner. Sometimes, not everyone eat their dinner out in the deck but most people go out to the deck since the kitchen there always had ready to eat food around breakfast, lunch and dinner time.
PengXu surveyed the surrounding and there seemed to be no suspicious activities. If there was no suspicious activity or person, he can openly join the group for dinner up on the deck. Prince Hue Chi and his confidants made their way to the deck. When they arrived on the third floor of the deck, the server had just finished setting their foods on the table.
Everyone found a spot to sit on the table on the third floor. It usually was rare for them to dine on the same table together at the same time with their big Boss, the Prince. Dao Txu looked forward to this dinner the most, as he knew the daily routine of the construction crew. Most of the time, everyone came out to eat on the deck for its convenience.


Genre: Modern Fantasy Romance, Super Natural, Multiple Lives, Action, Comedy, Mystery

Yu Sha was born prematurely and her heart wasn’t fully closed. The first several years of her life, were often spent in the hospital undergoing procedures. But she did not let her condition defined who she is. She worked hard and excelled in sports and PE class. 

Su Na’s mother had gone through a traumatic experience which caused her to be frequently hospitalized. As long as she could remember, she never had a father. It wasn’t until later she learned the ugly truth and make it her life long mission to build her own empire in order to crush the person who made her mother suffered. 

The hospital was where they met and became good friends. They attended the same classes and schools. Upon graduating early, they embarked on a journey to stardom to build Su Na’s empire. 


Hue Chi, Prince of Aires, had everything anyone could dream of but carried an illness to himself. The woman that haunted him in his sleep, who was she? How was she able to control his emotions, waking him up in the middle of the night, sometimes, in terror, in pain, and sometimes in happiness? The emotions she elicits locked his heart cold, unable to like any other woman, thus distancing himself from others. People are scared to approach him due to the distant and icy auras around him. 

Just as the universe planned it, Yu Sha and Su Na won their bid on a project in Aires, which will require them to live in Aires for at least half a year. As Prince of an entire continent, he felt unsettled of two young female prodigies. Do they come with hidden motives? Not sure if they have anything to do with the secret organization he has been after, he ordered them to fly into Aires for a meet and greet with the investors and other companies involved in the project. 

Unforeseen in his calculation, his eyes drifted towards her anytime she was nearby. He reasoned with himself that he just wanted to make sure of her status and purpose, but somewhere in his heart, he couldn’t gravitate away. The way she talked, her behaviors, her voice, and demeanor elicited the same emotions of the woman that haunted him in his dreams. 

Some may think destiny is cruel and some may think that destiny is kind for playing with people’s heart, as it seemed the world was not small enough to allow them to be lovers, but not wide enough so their path will never cross.

*Lunch Time*

*Julie sat at the a table far from everyone else. She was too busy in her book to notice anyone else around her. Suddenly, her book gets snatched out of her hands*

"Hey!" *She yells about to hit someone. She notices David across from her, holding her book.*

"Sis, you read too much." *He lays the book beside him.*

"Can I please have the book back?" *She asks nicely*

"No! You need to stop reading and focus on the things around you." *He moves beside her* "I know the whole "Justin thing" is hard but you really need to stop distracting yourself with books" *He lays the book by her* 

*Julie sighs.* "I promise I'm fine.." *She gets up* "I'm going to go to the bathroom. Brb" *She puts her hands in her jacket as she walks out of the cafeteria. She reaches the bathroom.* "Good..no one is around.." *She walks into one of the last stalls an locks it. She then pulls off her wig* "That feels so nice.."

*Suddenly, two girls walk in talking.*

*Julie freaks an puts her wig back on*

"I'm telling you! I can't deal with his whole gang!" *One girl says as she lets out a deep breath.* "He is all about them and not me!" *She crosses her arms.*

*Julie looks out of the creak of the stall and sees Brittany, with her arms crossed, and another girl with brown curly hair* 

*The brown haired girl rolls her eyes.* "Then dump him! You obvs don't like him enough to deal so just move on already!" *She fixes her hair*

*Brittany goes to fix her makeup* "I know, Hanna, but I don't want anyone else to have him." *She turns to the other girl* "I know that bitch, Julie, would snatch him up when she gets the chance! And I will not go down as the girl that lost her boyfriend to a freak!"

*Julie grows angry* 'Freak? FREAK!' *She clutches her fists*

*Hanna smiles.* "I almost forgot!" *She pulls out her phone and shows Brittany something* 

*Both girls giggle as they watch whatever Hanna was showing Brittany. After laughing they leave the bathroom*

*Julie opens the stall and walks out. She looks at the mirror* "Freak?..." *She looks at her wig on her head* 'Do they know?'

*The bathroom door opens* 

"I forgot my pho-" *Brittany stops when she sees Julie*

*Julie doesn't make eye contact with her*

*Julie was clearly taller than Britt but she was thinner. Brittany had her beat.*

*Brittany grabs her phone but stops before walking out* "I didn't mean-" 

*Julie cuts her off by getting close to her* "If you ever call me a freak again I will cut your head off your tiny little body!" *She pushes past her, leaving her alone*

*Julie smiles when she hears Brittany scream. She sees Hanna rushing in*

"Nice...you made princess cry." 

*Julie looks down by the wall and sees Franky. His hair covered most of his face and his long sleeves also made it hard to see any of his body*  "Oh hey.." *She smiles as she walks away*

*He watches her as she does and goes back to drawing on his phone. It was of Julie*

*Julie comes back to the table to see a familiar face, Cierra, one of David's minny mes* "Oh lord.." *She sits down back in her spot*

"Hey Julie!" *Cierra says smiling big. Her hair was a short bright red. It was cut in a bob. Her makeup was made of blacks an reds. Shocker*

*Julie nods her head. She looks over at David* "Why must you bring your little ones here?" 

*He rolls his eyes.* "Because they need my guidance!" *He looks over to a table*

*Julie follow's his gaze an sees the "Popular table". It was made up of different people. Five girls sat on one side of the table as the rest of football and hockey players* "God I hate people.." *She goes to grab her book but David beat her to it. She growls*

*He smiles at her* "You can hate me all you want" *He puts the book between him and Cierra*

"What the hell Julie?"
 
*Julie, David and Cierra all look over to see Justin. He was angry. Brittany held his hand on one side of him*

"Great.." *Julie says as she rolls her eyes*

*David stares confused.*

*Julie looks at him* "What?" 

*Justin get angrier* "You not only lie to me about going back to normal but you threaten my girlfriend because you are jealous of us?" 

*Julies eyes widen. She stands* "What!" 

"Babe..it's not her fault..I provoked her.." *Brittany says as she pulls on his arm*

*Julie laughs* "Hell yeah you did!" *She looks at Justin* "I was being nice until your girlfriend-" *She notices Brittany smiling* "You know what?" *She smiles.* "Good luck with your crazy ass girlfriend.." *She walks out of the cafeteria*

*David grabs Julie's book and walks after her but stops* "You have some nerve" *He looks at Brittany and walks after Julie again*

Short Stories that I don't know if will make good books. Enjoy them all! If they do well and a lot of people want them into books than I will make them into books.


In the morning, Zhang Zian opened his eyes and glanced around the bedroom as usual. The elfins were sleeping. He turned over and had planned to get more sleep. It was early, and dark and cold outside. A strong wind was blowing. 
But after lying for a while, he fully woke up. Something was wrong. After careful thinking, it seemed that Pi was missing.　
He sat up in bed, and searched carefully with the night lamp of Famous. The chair given to Pi as a temporary bed was empty. Pi was gone.
Did it go to the bathroom?　　
Zhang Zian turned his head, but didn't see any light beneath the bathroom door. So it was not in the bathroom. He hit his head. Pi was an imaginative elfin, why would it need a bathroom? He must have been confused after sleeping.　 
Tap, Tap, Tap!　　
A slight keyboard tapping sound came from the living room. Zhang Zian put on a jacket, passed by the sleeping and kicking Famous, walked over quietly, and saw the back of Pi.　　
It sat on the floor in front of the coffee table. The light from the laptop screen drew out its fuzzy shape. The nameless book was next to the laptop.　　
Pi was short. It was not comfortable after using the computer on the couch for a long time, so it crossed its legs and sat on the floor. Luckily, there was a carpet near the coffee table and the floor was not too cold.　　
A new Word document was created on the computer, with lines and lines of numbers. Needless to say, it was good old Pi. Mixed in with the numbers were some meaningless English letters. Maybe it was practicing how to type. 　 
The pince-nez was clipped on its nose, and the light from the screen was reflected on the thin lenses. Looking from one side, the lenses seemed to be without power, as there were no circles of the prescription lenses.　　
Pi was a slow typist. Sometimes it couldn't remember the location of a certain key, and its finger stayed above the keyboard for a long time. Even so, it didn't use two fingers to make the typing easier. In order not to disturb the elfins' sleep, Pi was gentle in every movement on purpose.　　


After hearing Zhang Zian's footsteps, it turned its head and grinned at him silently.　　
Zhang Zian pointed at the desk, then picked up the laptop and put it on the desk. He then adjusted the chair to the maximum height, and added a cushion. He asked Pi to sit in the swivel chair, then took another chair next to it for himself.　
The height was perfect. Pi was sitting in it comfortably. It pointed at the screen to show something to Zhang Zian. It typed in English: "I want to learn Chinese."　　
This line of English words were typed among a string of numbers. Yet compared to the time at the library, the numbers were much fewer. Although it was still awkward to read, it was less tiresome for the eyes.　　
Learning Chinese?　　
Zhang Zian stopped for a moment, extended his arms, and replied by typing in English: "Why?"　　
Pi clearly wanted to learn to type in Chinese.  It was much harder than speaking and reading Chinese. For a westerner, switching from an alphabetical Indo-European language to a pictograph Sino-Tibetan language was extremely difficult to do.　 
Pi typed on the screen: "Because Chinese is everywhere."　　
It pointed to the functional buttons in Word, then at the variety of books on the desk. Both the words on the buttons and on the book ridges were Chinese, with very few in English.　　
If Pi wanted to live a long time in the pet shop, or in China, it would be very difficult and inconvenient if it didn't know Chinese at all.　　
Zhang Zian nodded and typed: "I get it. How do you plan to learn? Can you learn from your book?"　　
Pi shook its head and typed: "There is no Chinese in the book."　
Zhang Zian thought the book contained everything in the world. He was surprised to find out about this.　
Pi noticed Zhang Zian's confusion, then typed: "The book is full of knowledge."　
All right. He finally knew something about this book. It was a book about life, universe and everything. But maybe it was written in English without any Chinese. So Pi couldn't use it as a textbook for Chinese. 

Zhang Zian thought about it and typed: "You don't know Chinese, but you can understand me talking?"　　
Pi responded: "I know Pinyin. I can hear."　
What the heck? The book had Pinyin but no Chinese characters?　　
Zhang Zian encouraged it: "If you know Pinyin, it will be fast to learn Chinese. I can help you."　　
Pi cheered up and typed: "Thank you. The book taught about how to learn Chinese fast."　　
Next, Zhang Zian found a lot of free Chinese lessons online, and asked Pi to study with the videos.　
Pi was very focused when studying. It could stare at the screen and sit in front of the computer for hours, while referring to the nameless book with the videos. Zhang Zian had to remind it to get up and move around. Only then it would stand up.　 
After the pet shop business, Zhang Zian played hide-and-seek with Galaxy, finished the daily training with Zhan Tian and Famous in the green field, and spent most of the remaining time with Pi, offering help. For instance, choosing an easy-to-use Chinese input software for it was how he helped. 　 
Maybe because it knew Pinyin already, or the learning methods in the nameless book were very effective, or the Chinese input software was intelligent, that a sentence could be accurately entered by typing the first letter of each word. Or maybe it was because Pi was an elfin born of Strength of Faith. It was impossible to predict it with common sense. Anyway, Pi was learning Chinese extremely fast and progressing at a miraculous speed. It was able to type some simple Chinese sentences within a day. By the second day, it was able to express itself in Chinese, although there were numbers and wrong characters mixed in the sentences, and some grammatical errors that would make people laugh. But it was making solid progress. 
The grammatical issues were hard to solve, as the Chinese grammar was too complicated. When the same word was placed in different places within a sentence, the meaning of the entire sentence could be completely different. Also, identical sentences could have completely different meanings depending on the context. 　 
Zhang Zian found some old newspapers for Pi and asked it to type out the news from them. The newspaper wording was very formal, clear and coherent. After mastering the written language, it would not be too hard to study the spoken language then.　　

Pi was tireless once it started studying. It could not leave the pet shop, and Zhang Zian was the only person it had contact with. Unfortunately, Zhang Zian often needed to tend to the customers during the day, and could not stay around it all the time.　　
When learning a language, the most important thing was to immerse oneself in the language through the daily conversations and interactions. Unlike the other elfins, Pi could not speak, and nobody else was able to communicate with it except Zhang Zian. Pi's progress in learning Chinese soon hit a bottleneck. For the same reason, Pi felt lonely, and often appeared low-spirited.　 
Zhang Zian noticed the same. But he couldn't duplicate himself. He had to handle the customers as well the elfins, which didn't leave him much time with Pi.　
He wanted to find a way to make Pi less lonely.　　



1. Download a suspicious game
2. Catch a few magical pets as partners
3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to a whole new level

Before she finished speaking, the doorbell suddenly sounded. Ji Nuan paused and looked at the closed door.
Who would ring the doorbell at such a time?
They didn't see any room service staff on this floor, and now it was already 8:00 pm when there shouldn't be any room service.
Ji Nuan put down the thermometer and was about to open the door. Then she spotted that Mo Jingshen took the thermometer and took a look at it as if making sure whether she still had a fever.
Then her cell phone rang. It was from Xiao Ba and he picked it up. "Hello?"
"Boss, are you inside?" Xiao Ba's voice was heard both in the call and from outside the door.
Ji Nuan. "…So it was you who rang the doorbell just now?"
"Yes!" Xiao Ba laughed. "I just came out of the bathroom on the first floor of the hotel, and I saw you entering into the elevator. When I ran to the elevator, I didn't catch up with it. Now I'm coming up!"
Ji Nuan put down the phone and was about to open the door when she paused. Suddenly she raised her hand and grabbed Mo Jingshen's arm. It was the first time she had touched him since she returned to China.
The man had just put down the thermometer. Seeing her movements, he raised his eyebrows and looked at her in surprise. Ji Nuan, without a word, pushed him into the bathroom without any lights on and hushed him. He looked at her puzzled.
Mo Jingshen: "…"
Ji Nuan closed the door of the bathroom without mercy.
Although there was nothing to hide, the relationship between her and Mo Jingshen remained unclear. Every time Xiao Ba saw Mo Jingshen, she was so excited as if her boss was going back to the Mo family soon.
What would she think if she found Mo Jingshen was in her room at night in Beijing? She would probably imagine a long, romantic love story. Ji Nuan really didn't want to see that happen. Besides, Xiao Ba worshipped Mo Jingshen so much that she couldn't wait to push her boss into Boss Mo's arms. 
Tut, so she'd better not let Xiao Ba see Mo Jingshen here.
Making sure the man in the bathroom was willing to cooperate and had no intention of coming out, Ji Nuan turned to open the door.
As soon as the door was opened, Xiao Ba looked around the room. Unable to see inside, she tiptoed to look in.
Ji Nuan's eyelid twitched. "What are you looking at?"
"Is there anyone else in your room?"
"No." Ji Nuan moved her hand away from the doorknob.
Xiao Ba came in with a small suitcase, looked inside and smiled. "You have been in Beijing with Mo Jingshen for so many days. I thought you two would be together."
Ji Nuan glanced at the small suitcase in Xiao Ba's hand and changed the topic. "Why did you suddenly come to Beijing?"
Hearing this, Xiao Ba turned around and explained, "When you called me today and asked me to book your flight, didn't you say you had a fever yesterday? I was afraid you had no one to take care of you in Beijing. After all, you didn't even bring an assistant with you this time. I was also afraid that no one would take care of you if you had a fever or illness on the way back. So I booked a plane ticket and came here after hanging up the phone in the morning. I have booked the flight for tomorrow. I will go back to Hai City with you."
"I just had a fever, and it went down in a day. Nothing serious," Ji Nuan said and took a look at the time. "What time is the flight back to Hai City tomorrow?"
"10:30 a.m."
"Then you can stay here for one night and we'll go back together tomorrow." Ji Nuan said and was about to call the hotel reception to book another room.
Perceiving Ji Nuan's intention, Xiao Ba said quickly, "Boss, you don't need to book a room for me. Your room is not small. There is a sofa here. I can sleep on the sofa!"
Ji Nuan who was going to make the call paused and looked back, only to see that Xiao Ba had put the suitcase beside the sofa as if she were going to make do for the night.
Xiao Ba used to live in the same flat as Ji Nuan in England and even slept in her bed. She knew her too well to be embarrassed to share the same room with her.
Ji Nuan glanced inconspicuously in the direction of the bathroom and picked up the landline phone. "This sofa is too small and is not comfortable to sleep on. You flew here in a hurry today and would fly back to Hai City tomorrow. Taking a long journey for two days in a row, you need to take a good sleep. I'll book a room for you on this floor."
"No, this sofa is big enough. This is a double sofa. I'm small enough to fit in!" Xiao Ba said, pressing her hand on the sofa. "It's comfortable! It's no worse than a bed! Boss, you really don't have to book a room for me. I'm here to take care of you and accompany you!"
As if not hearing her, Ji Nuan had already made the call, booked a room with the hotel reception, told them that Xiao Ba would handle the check-in procedures with her identity card soon, and then hung up the phone.
Hearing that she had booked a room, Xiao Ba, sitting on the sofa, looked at Ji Nuan's back and sighed. "It's really a waste of money. A night in this hotel costs at least three or four thousand yuan. You really don't have to book a room for me. When I was with you in London, in the most difficult year, we could make do in a small flat. You don't have to be so extravagant. I can even sleep on the floor, not to mention the sofa."
Ji Nuan glanced at her with a smile. "How do I have the heart to let you sleep on the floor?"
In the bathroom, Mo Jingshen who had slept on the floor more than once not long ago: "…"
"Yeah, but now it's different. We can afford better lives. It's not as if you can't afford to stay in a hotel like this on your monthly salary. Why do you talk to me about frugality?"Ji Nuan chuckled.
Xiao Ba held her own chin in one hand and smiled at her. "It's because you are too nice to me. I just want to say that you don't have to be so nice to me. I came here because I heard that you had a fever and I wanted to come to take care of you, but you just don't want me to stay with you. Tell me, is it because you're used to living alone these two years that you are giving me the cold shoulder?!"
"Oh, stop it. Your room is diagonally opposite. Someone will bring you the room card later. You should check-in, take a bath, and go to bed early. We'll have to get up early tomorrow for the plane."
Xiao Ba tutted. "Boss, are you driving me away? I can't sleep now anyway. Even if I go to my room, I'll have nothing to do except sleep. I might as well stay with you for a chat."
Ji Nuan: "…"
This darn girl.
"I have been busy all day and I am very tired. We can chat on the plane tomorrow." Ji Nuan waved at her. "Go to sleep." 


Having been reborn, she takes one glance at her ridiculously handsome husband and wonders if she had suffered from brain damage back then—she had actually demanded for a divorce with him. Repeatedly! 

In her previous life, she had been deceived by her relatives who eventually led her to her tragic death. With this second chance at life, she vows to cozy up to her husband both literally and figuratively to destroy all her enemies and to take down the women who hid behind their scheming, innocent facades. She would be in control of her own happiness!

This is a sweet, doting love story featuring an intelligent female lead and a perfect male lead who's good at turning her knobs.

"What do you mean? Risk the book?" I ask looking at him in disbelief. 

"The book is my curse," the dragon prince says. "As long as it exists I will die, slowly but surely. So your choice is this: let me destroy the book or let me die and let your family die with me." 

I look at him and then at the lava we're floating on. "How long do I have to decide? The book tells my family history, I was curious to know it."

"Naturally," he says politely, "you will have time to decide. Think about this though: do you want to learn the history but die or create a history to remember. "

I start to say a response but am jolted back into the room I fell asleep in. I look at the small prince laying beside me and get up. The dress I'm wearing is twisted and I look at my shoes on the floor. I slip them on and reach up to the pentacle around my neck. Pressing it and turning it the other way I'm teleported back into my home. 

I shake my head to try and straighten my thoughts out and walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I see the book laying on my dresser and shake my head at it. 

I start to sing my favorite song and Issy walks into the bathroom. "C-can I take a shower?" She asks nervously. 

"Of course Issy, you know you don't have to ask," I say looking at her worried. 

She starts fiddling with her hair and whispers, "I just wanted to make sure." 

I look at how greasy her hair is, "Did they not wash you at the hospital?"

She shakes her head no and points to the shower, "May I?"

"Of course," I say finishing up and leaving the room. 

As I walk into the livingroom I hear the shower start and Issy's voice singing her favorite song. 

I smile unknowingly while thinking about what the little prince may look like in human form. He's probably handsome, tall, with dark hair, and beautiful brown eyes that sparkle with light green and blue, I pull out my drawing book and sketch a picture of what he may look like. 

~~~♡~~~

I smile as I watch a small bird peck at the grass outside my front window. Issy walks out of the bathroom and looks over at me while towl drying her hair still. 

I sigh and say, "I'm sorry that happened to you."

She looks down and says, "It's not your fault." 

"The book is gonna be destroyed soon so don't worry."

She jumps up and grabs it, "ARE YOU CRAZY?" I look at her surprised, "THIS BOOK HOLDS YOUR ENTIRE HISTORY AND THE EXPLANATION OF WHAT  HAPPENED TO ME," she screams getting in my face. 

"I don't want anyone hurt again," I say starting to get scared of what she's gonna do. 

"You think I do?" She says sadly. "I just want to know what was going on while I was in that coma." 

I look at her amazed, "You don't remember?"

"No," she says looking at me strange.

I begin to tell her everything that happened since she got burnt. 

~~~♡~~~

Issy sits quietly after I finished telling her about everything. "How do we destroy the book?" She asks. 

"I'm supposed to let the dragon prince destroy it," I say looking at the book now sitting on the coffee table. 

"I want to be there when he destroys it," she looks at me. "It did all of that to me, so I want to watch it be destroyed."

I think for a minute and say, "Grab my arm." She looks at me weird but does. I reach to the pentacle and turn it. We're both taken to the bedroom I have always been taken to. 

I take her over to the closet with the dresses and have her pick out one. We both get dressed and begin to walk down stairs. I take her to the prince's room and open the door.

"Prince?" I say walking over to where he lay on the pillow. I touch his head and realize he's sleeping. I climb onto the pillow with him after telling Issy to hold on.

I'm back on the pillow in the river of lava. "Prince?" I say seeing him sitting at the edge.

"I've missed you, Tallia," he says looking over to me.

"I've brought the book to be destroyed," I say, "but there's someone who has been burnt by the book here to watch it destroyed." 

The prince looks at me with wide eyes, "Did you cure this person with the flower girls?"

I giggle at the way he said flower girls, "Yes I did. The book is the only way I knew what to do."

"Good. Good, you have to wake me up before I can destroy it."

"How do I wake you up?"

"This is going to sound cliché but," he laughs then continues, "you have to kiss me."

I nod in understanding and force myself to wake up.

I look at Issy and smile. "Are you ready to see him destroy it?"

Issy nods and sits in a chair by the door. I look at the little prince and lightly lift his head with a finger. I lean down and kiss him, he instantly awakens.

"Hello, little prince," I say.

He nods and looks at the book. I ask, "Where do you want to destroy it?"

"På gården, bredvid en staty av en man med eld på hans fot," he says. I nod and Issy looks from me to him strangely.  "Är det här en som ville titta på?"

"Yes, that's Issy. My best friend and the one whom was burnt."

He nods and says, "Låt oss gå nu. Innan jag inte kan röra sig alls."

I pick him up and motion for Issy to follow me as we go to the door. I remember I don't know my way out of the castle and ask, "Prince, can you show me the way to the courtyard?"

He nods and lightly points a claw towards the stairs I came from. I go to the stairs and start down them until we reach the next floor down and he points to giant double doors. I go to them and push one open with my back.

I look around the courtyard and ask, "Where is the statue?" 

He says, "I centrum, följ sten stig."

I do as he says and reach the statue he described. I set the book where he had said and I look around for somewhere to put him. "Where do I put you, little prince?"

"Du måste hålla mig så jag inte missar boken." I nod and lift his head to be level with the book.

"Ying'er I..." Long Ao Zhen was stumped and couldn't find a word to explain all this complicated matter. How could he said that she was his temporary wife because of his mistake? 

How could he said that because of that he had to make a proper distance between the two of them since he was here as her protector only not more? 

He had a high status he was a crown prince from the dragon race from high status came great responsibility. For a prince like him how could he had unnecessary feeling for a human girl who was crippled on top of that? 

Its not like he didn't realize he began to have a different feeling for Li Shi Ying. He wasn't that dense not to notice how he was acting strange around her even though he didn't know what is this feeling. 

He knew. He knew it but...he had to hide it away and erase it. As a crown prince from dragon race it was his destiny to marry another dragon and so having this feeling for a human girl...was something forbidden.

"So...you want me to act like a stranger in front of the others too and...maintain this situation between you and me?" Li Shi Ying saw how Long Ao Zhen was clearly troubled. It looked like he had his own reason which he couldn't tell to her. 

Right she knew she had plan to chase after this man but if her selfish wish would only trouble him then she might as well refrain herself. One couldn't be selfish and create a burden for the other. 

"Right if you can..." Long Ao Zhen sighed in relief when he saw Li Shi Ying didn't try to pester him anymore. He had his reason and it was hard to tell Li Shi Ying so when he saw Li Shi Ying try to understand him, he was happy. 

He knew deep down in his heart his actions might hurt his bunny feeling but she only took it as a brother-sister relationship after all so maybe after a while she wouldn't be that hurt anymore. 

"Yes I can I will try" Li Shi Ying put down the chopsticks after she finish eating and immediately went to the bathroom to take a bath without waiting for Long Ao Zhen to finish. 

Her heart hurts a lot with Long Ao Zhen decision but since he had his reason and it seemed important she couldn't be selfish. Let's settle with this distance for now and if in the future Long Ao Zhen change his mind she would immediately make her move.

Long Ao Zhen saw Li Shi Ying was 'running away' from him and couldn't help to felt a throb in his heart. He felt hurt but it would be selfish if he wanted his bunny to remain the same while he was distancing his self. 

Let's try to sleep and forget all of this. 

Long Ao Zhen was laying on the bed with book on his hand when he heard the sound of the bathroom door being opened. 

CLAK. CLAK. 

Li Shi Ying was wearing a bathrobe around her body with towel on her wet hair since she wash her hair too. It was already 2 p.m now and taking a bath at this hour was refreshing. 

TAP TAP TAP. 

Seeing Li Shi Ying went out from the bathroom Long Ao Zhen subconsciously put down the book and pretend to sleep even though he was reading a book. 

Wait. Why the hell he hide?! 

Long Ao Zhen himself didn't know why he acted like this but then when his eyes saw Li Shi Ying bare leg which wasn't covered by the bathrobe, he instantly buried his head to the pillow. 

I-it was close h-he didn't see anything he didn't see anything. 

For ancient men seeing a woman exposing their bare leg was already something seducing moreover Li Shi Ying had just take a bath so when she walked he could sniff the flowery scent from her body being blown away by the wind. 

I-it was bad for his heart. (///Σ///)

SRAK. 

Li Shi Ying saw Long Ao Zhen was sleeping and the thought of changing clothes in the bathroom was stopped. She had planned to bring the clothes and change in the bathroom but now she didn't plan to do so. 

The bathroom was all wet and wouldn't be comfortable for her to change there. Since Long Ao Zhen was asleep she could change in the room right? For caution she would face the wall when she change. 

Li Shi Ying took her white comfy clothes as she slowly took of the bathrobe she wore revealing her bare body under it. Long Ao Zhen face was facing Li Shi Ying back so when she took off her bathrobe he almost got nosebleed. 

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ what are you doing?! Why change clothes here?? Change in the bathroom please!! 

Of course Li Shi Ying change clothes in the room because Long Ao Zhen was 'asleep' so Long Ao Zhen couldn't really blame that lazy girl for the max level seduction she did subconsciously. 

SRAK SRAK SRAK. 

Li Shi Ying began to wore her clothes with her bare back was completely visibly to a certain dragon faking sleep on the bed. 

BATHUMP. BATHUMP. BATHUMP.

COMPLETED SERIES

I'll find you even if we are worlds apart -Long Ao Zhen 

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Transmigrated into a trash body of general's daughter as female lead? Peh! Too mainstream! Transmigrated to be a villainess? Common! What about transmigrating and ending up as cannon fodder? Have read it before! 

From that many options to transmigrate how could she, Li Shi Ying a very ordinary English department college student, suddenly wake up in the crippled body of the female lead's ex-maidservant?! Heaven, this is too unfair! 

In this world where only the strong are respected, she can't cultivate? No problem! Dozens of high-rank spiritual beasts fight over protecting her! 

Beast Tamers are rare? Hmph! The beast language is her hometown language! 

Can't be an alchemist or array master? Who cares? She could just become a translator! Without a translator, all those rare jobs wouldn't even exist! 

Watch how she rules over the world without having a single bit of cultivation energy in her body! 

But, can someone please tell her how she suddenly became the Dragon Prince's wife? Momma, she wanna cry!!! 

This is a perfect story for those who are bored with the usual cultivation novel. 

Warning: Smut scene in chapters 7-9!! If you don't want to read it, just skip those chapters. 

If you like to read perfect grammar then this book might not be your cup of tea, but I'm still learning. So, it will become better in later chapters. 

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2. 101 Days To Date Mr Target (coming soon) 

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Big thanks to my editors: Overlord_venus, Kuma, DarkAngel84

Proofreader: Lilian

Xinyung was about to grab the necklace out of Lucyndth's hands before he withdrew his hand. "Do you want it or not?" Lucyndth reached his hands out to try to give the necklace to Xinyung. "No just..put it in your pocket." Lucyndth looked at it, and then put it into his pocket. "What is this supposed to be anyway. It's really pretty, so I feel bad for taking it. Maybe we should leave it here, so the owner can come back to get it." Lucyndth took it out of his pocket and dropped back where he found it.
   Before it hit the ground, Xinyung ran and caught it. He hurried up and put it back into Lucyndths hands. "No, we need this. It isn't anything from this dimension. It is a special amulet that can repel the Blood King himself! It might give us a hint to why you're here!" Lucyndth looked at the necklace. It was a fox eye with a black Jewel in the middle. If Xinyung actually planned to take him on this crazy adventure, then this might be helpful. Lucyndth smiled and put it into his pocket. "It's getting dark, and I think that this is all that I need to find out more about you. We need to go home and we'll just eat what I cooked earlier." Xinyung pointed to the bag he left in the sand. Lucyndth turned around and started to walk towards the pathway. Xinyung grabbed the bag out the sand and followed. He tried to hide his hands behind his back. The amulet had burned his hands, but he didn't want to let Lucyndth know.
   When they got to the house, it was already nightfall. Lucyndth didn't have to worry about getting dizzy on the way there, for the crowd died down. Lucyndth was tired and was starting to get hungry. Xinyung ran upstairs to the bathroom to heal his wounds on his hands. Lucyndth was now the only one in the library cafe, so he decided to take a sandwich out the bag and read while he ate. He looked around on the shelfs to find a title that seemed to interest him. He searched for a book, but so far nothing seemed to interest him.He stopped once he saw an interesting title. The book read 'Reborn, and killed again'. Lucyndth grabbed the book and sat down at one of the tables. I question arose in Lucyndths head. Why didn't anyone come into the cafe? Lucyndth thought for a while and took a bite out of his sandwich. Xinyung wouldn't just let people into his shop, He would most likely complain about them being to dirty or loud. Lucyndth thought for a second and decided that it was probably one of those magic things that Lucyndth couldn't understand. He decided to open his book, and read.


  Lucyndth was reading for a good thirty minutes. He had finished his sandwich and there was still not sign on Xinyung anywhere. Lucyndth folded the corner of the page to mark it, and got up to go upstairs. He got to the top of the stairs and noticed that the bathroom door was cracked and the light was on. There was some rumbling and falling of bottles that could be heard from the outside. Lucyndth walked to the door and pushed it open. He was in complete shock. He didn't know what to do.

   Xinyung was holding onto the bathroom tub trying to support himself. There was what looked like blood everywhere, but it was a dark red color that was close to black. It was on the bathtub and on the sink. It was on bottles and on the bar of soap. There were bloody handprints everywhere. "Wha-what's happening? Are you okay, do you want me to call someone to help you?" Xinyung's face was pale as he started to laugh. "Why are you laughing?! This is a serious matter, and your hurt!" Lucyndth looked through the bathroom cabinet to see if he could find anything that might help him with Xinyungs issue. He found some wound cleaner and some bandages. His mind wasn't clear, this was all way too crazy. "Where are you hurt?" Lucyndth sat down beside Xinyung. 
   Xinyung shook his head as he tried to push Lucyndth away. He didn't want Lucyndth to help him. Lucyndth saw that Xinyung's hands had burn marks on them and deep cuts along with it. Blood was gushing out. The color of the blood was either black, or a really dark red. Lucyndth grabbed Xinyungs hand and gave him a look that told him to let Lucyndth help his wound.
   Lucyndth  turned on the cold water for the bathtub. He pulled Xinyungs hands under the water. He withdrew his hands after fifteen seconds and poured the wound cleaner on his hands. Xinyung winced in pain, but he didn't want to look weak, so he sucked it up. Lucyndth dried his hands off and started to wrap his left hand in bandages. "I found a book that I like. It's about a boy who died in the ancient world and was reborn as a girl in the modern world. He trains to become someone special in his life." Lucyndth started to wrap up his right hand and didn't ask questions about the burns and cuts on Xinyungs hands. He decided he would let him keep his pride for now. It also looked like Xinyung really didn't want to talk about it, nor did Lucyndth. He was half asleep and his day was crazy enough already. Lucyndth didn't know what crazy series of events would go on tomorrow.

   Lucyndth finished wrapping Xinyungs hands. He got up and started to clean the blood that was on the sink. Xinyung took the towel away from Lucyndth and started to clean. Lucyndth shrugged his shoulders and started to walk out the bathroom. If this man still wanted to clean even though he was injured, that was his issue.Then he finally heard a voice that had been silent all this time. "Why is it that you help me. We barely know each other, yet you act like you care about me. Why is that so? It only took you a day to understand everything and warm up to me, how far will we be in three days? A week? A month? What about a year?" Lucyndth turned around to the man behind him. He never thought farther than the next three days. He knew that he was getting himself into more than he thought, but he never really thought about it as much.
   He realized that he did get used to Xinyung in a short amount of time. It was like they knew each other before. "Xinyung, have we met before. Are you sure you haven't met me before?" Xinyung thought for a second and then put down the towel. "Maybe we have." He smirked. Even though he was smiling, his eyes were sad. Lucyndth blinked a few times, "Think about that. I'm about to go to sleep. Don't work yourself to death from cleaning this bathroom, okay?" Lucyndth walked back into his room to go to sleep.
     Xinyung was in the bathroom by himself. He was in deep thought. In fact, Lucyndth reminded himself of someone. It was a girl who the cold hearted blood king loved. No one believed that it could be love. How could the Blood king, who has killed many, care about someone. Her name Misuni Huntinsai. She was a princess and was apart of the royal family of Huntinsai's. She wanted everyone to call her Suni even though it was informal. The Blood king proposed to her many times, she always said no. Xinyung stopped scrubbing and frowned. Rumour had it that he killed her because he was tired of her saying no. Xinyung thought for a little bit, and continued to clean. 

  Lucyndth had some trouble falling asleep. He tossed and turned. What Xinyung said in the bathroom had his brain racked. "Maybe we have." What is that supposed to mean? Did Xinyung know more than he was letting off? He was acting really weird. Maybe that's how he usually behaved, but Lucyndth wouldn't know, he only knew him for a day. Lucyndth thought more about the situation. Xinyung was right, Lucyndth did care about him alot even though he only knew him for a day. This is the only reason he asked Xinyung if they met before. It felt as though he has known him forever. Like they were friends who always fought in the past. He gave up on the thought, he won't remember until he investigated it. Lucyndth forced his mind to be at peace with the situation so the he could sleep
…
Lucyndth woke up to a bright light. He opened his eyes quickly sat up. He turned and saw Xinyung standing at his bed. He panicked and fell off the bed. He stood up and pointed at Xinyung. "What are you doing in here! Do you just watch people while they're sleeping?!" Xinyung sat down on Lucyndth's floor. "This place needs some cleaning, it's really dusty. It also needs more decorating. It's so boring in here." Xinyung completely ignored Lucyndth's question. "What do you want from me!" Lucyndth was mad that Xinyung was watching him in his sleep. Didn't he have anything better to do than to wait for Lucyndth to wake up? In reality Xinyung heard Lucyndth talking in his sleep, so he decided to listen.
      He also decided to cut their three days short, and leave to the closed space today. "We will be making a blood deal today and going through the closed space to the Under Kingdom." Lucyndth couldn't believe this man! He promised Lucyndth three days to find more out about his past. He couldn't even keep his promise! "You said three days to process the information and to help me find out about my past!" Xinyung crossed his legs and sighed. "You look like you've processed the information enough. About your past, I think we will find more information about you in the Under Kingdom. Your a little more special than you think." Lucyndth gave him a confused expression, "What do you mean?"

Lucyndth doesn't know what to do! He lost his memory, and there's a demon saying he will help for a price larger than any some of money. He finds out that he's not just some boy who washed up on shore, but someone much greater!

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