PotatoGodofTime

It a leech you can tell from the title?!! And yeah...from the genre it cultivation base :(, and I can tell you how I came up with his idea which idk how too *shrug* so here goes...i was reading ”The Devil Cage” when bam! It currently premium at chapter 108 0.0, so I type in wuxia world when somehow I mix the blood/gore/lifesteal moments in the novel with a random blood sucking creature which somehow end up with a leech which idk why but it must somehow connect to my inner hentai tentacles tags since it long and slimy :), G fking G people :D

Review and fuck to death like a potato within your bloody virgin breaking ass which you lose 5 seconds ago to a giant 9 headed half body doge... :)

Gay

All Hail our one and only...Potato God of Time and Space...he who saves us all...he who gave us Potatoes to eat...Potatato forever...Im Drunk please help me...

Who am I you might ask?...Am I the Keepers of Souls?...or am I the Demon Spirit of the Moon?...or am thee who seeks the Souls of the Sea?...or am the devour of Stars?...No...I am...the Gods of Potatoes(Souls/or/Dodo Birds)

I'm drunk when I made this Novel from eating too much pizzeria beer from the legendary potato pizzeria why did I say pizzeria twice idk man let do read this Novel!

This isn't your average Gandalf anymore...it Gandalf OP...it a overpower version of Gandalf! Here the story... Random guy died from Ebola causing him to be reborn as Gandalf... He who wield Mjolnir is the worthiest of them all. He who acquired the Power of Creation shall control all Life! He who achieve Ultra Instinct within mere seconds shall shame the Gods if they even know about Ultra Instinct... He who reborn in a Cultivation World shall be the mightiest of them all! He is...Gandalf OP! 5-7 chapters released each week!

In the world of cultivation where the strong eat the weak. Our protagonist being born from a common snake linage was doomed to be the weakest of the weakest of the cultivation world until he/she was gifted a gift from who know where a System... Watch as how our protagonist grow and evolve from the weakest being in the cultivation world to one of the strongest by using the dragon evolution system! Dialga? Palkai? White fatalis? Bahamut? Death wing? Don’t worry we have all of those! And even more! Also pls go to www.https:/howtokillpresidentdonald duckfor100boostedbonobosandhowtoget toplastic5inlolin1daydafaqimdoing?evenidontknkwlol... This is a real website up there people...please support me...also 3/5 chapters per week...

One Bunny... One life... One chance... It shall conquer the heavens with his might...the powers he held in his hands is unimaginable...the power to wipe out half the universe with just a jump of his legs... Bunnyyyyy! Bunnyyyyy! Buuuuneyyyyy! Our protagonist is a common Bunny. Can't cultivate and can't fight...it is doom to died and bully easily in the World of Cultivation but...the moment he was born he acquired a power to travel through worlds and gain power along the way...from weak to strong he shall become the Bunny Emperor!

Eat, Grow, Evolve, and repeat the Process...simple Synopsis...and also go Crazy!

Once an Immortal, Now a Mortal... Betrayed by his most trusted Comrades, Senior Brother, and the Woman he loves for just because of a Mysterious Stone he founded in a ruin which was told to be the Final battle between the Gods and Demons Race... Now Reborn as a Mortal, and with his newly acquired power he shall bless or curse you... He was a Sword Master and set his path to the swords...now reborn, he shall set on a new path and destiny...as the God of Blessing...

Died as a Incomplete Potato...Reborn as a Cube...Restart as a Living Base...Rule as a Fortress... Watch how our Protagonist who by the way reincarnate as a Cube...but later became more powerful and powerful as a living Fortress in a Cultivation World! Traveling through the 9 Realms, Tramping Gods and Divine beings alive, As a living Fortress what his set on goals? (Interview) Living Fortress ”Mmm? All I want to do is sleep, live, and eat...if I can eat..wait do k need to eat?” Interview Guy ”If that your goal then why do you attack many strong people as well as God themselves?” Living Fortress ”Because they annoy me every day...looking at my body with a perverted gaze which all of them have in common...too many perverts...” Interview Guy ”Ok...then...anymore things you want to say?” Living Fortress ”Nope...imma go to sleep now...bye...” *Flyaway into the air* The End...

Yes yes yes...just like always a person died and reincarnated by some accident or randomly...but this time is different! Xiao Zhao a ’potato’ seller died from the 0.00001% chance poison...the legendarypotato god poison! As a potato seller, he meets his own demise... but he was luck as when God asked him a question God ”What 9+10?” Xiao Zhao ”21?” God ”Ok you win a free reincarnation now gtfo here.” Xiao Zhao ”Ok?...” Reborn as a broken, damaged, failure, and abandoned spirit artifact without a form. He will rise up and slowly become stronger and stronger, becoming the greatest artifact of all time! Xiao Zhao ”Wut! You say your Sword is the most powerful! And it can split into 10,000 of itself! Watch this!” *Transform into a rusted sword* *Split into 1,000,000 swords* Xiao Zhao ”Ohohohoho! Your dragon pagoda can store up to an entire continent? And one day inside is compared to 100 years? Can store living things? Lemme show you who the real deal is!” *Transform into a broken down pagoda* *Store 100 continents in a blink of an eye* *One day inside is 1,000,000 years inside* *Store many divine and godly beasts* Xiao Zhao ”Nani! You want to be my master! Are you even qualified! Screw all!” Xiao Zhao ”Ah Yaya I'm so lonely...who can ever match me? My handsomeness is too much that even if a man looks at me once he will fall in love with me!” *Meanwhile his appearance is that of a broken down Pagoda with a human size height...* As for the man thing... *Everyone was looking at him with the desire of greed to the highest limit...*

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A guy died yes...just like any fking Reincarnation,transmigration,rebirth, and those soul transfer thing...but this time! and later on all those Protagonist get those stupid luck,sudden power boost, OP treasure,OP talents, and god damn OP things...from weak to strong thing...you get wot I’m saying? But this time yes! is a guy...who died (pls kill me I just repeat the same sht...) and reincarnate into a World Of Cultivation...but oh no! He got this system...but something happen to it...no telling...and yea...he get the Booster Packs System... Author here...idk if it just me because I like to image stuff...like I literally like female protagonist and sometime I image some cultivation novels ‘male’ protagonist to be like transgender suddenly and temporary...ik I’m weird...I also like to read yaoi novels...but only if the protagonist is very feminine looking...pls...kill...me...and this novel I created out from my mind...with my perverted mind...I’m the worst human being ever... 3-4 Chapters per week...

A Potato drifting within Time and Space... A Potato...yes indeed it is a Potato but not a normal one at that lol...Infinity Stones?White Lantern rings?The miracle machine?Super Dragon Ball?lol! my Potato Of Time and Space will Rekt me all!The One and Only Legendary Potato!Watch how this Potato go to different worlds and Became the Omega Potato God!Lel...dafaq am I saying pls end my life...