Yup, I've seen worse (somehow) but banging yer blood related mother is just gross.
Reward: Charms Mastery and a chance to attain the Forbidden Fruit
I Might be a Fake Wizard
Book&Literature · Frona_Gorgophone
Joke's on you, he's into it.
The voice came from my left - playful, confident, touched with that distinctive gyaru lilt. I turned to find a girl about my age studying me with obvious interest. Long blonde hair cascaded past her shoulders in artful waves, framing a face that belonged on magazine covers. Her brown eyes sparkled with mischief as she gave me an appreciative once-over.
My Hero Academia: Izuku Reloaded
Anime & Comics · WisteriaNovels
Pancakes
"Coming, coming." I smiled at Mom. "Think he knows you're making waffles?"
My Hero Academia: Izuku Reloaded
Anime & Comics · WisteriaNovels
Thanks mate :)
Vampire Rule N°5: You are not immune to STDs, so beware of whose neck you're biting.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Everyday I'm hating
'Not to mention of lucrative it would be to take over the assets of so many groups, without needed to worry about the costs of making business.' He thought, his mind already giving him ideas to launder and invest the money.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Lol, tis Kumo propaganda.
Dario's lips curled into a sly smile, his eyes glinting with the light of dangerous secrets. "Someone who knows this city well. Someone who's been off the grid for a while but hasn't forgotten how to handle a job like this. Let's just say… she's got a venomous touch."
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
That it did...sh*t's weird., but I just realized the kid is like an isekai protagonist.
- Vampire Rule N°1: Sunlight will not make you sparkle.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
The metaphor stops working, can't imprint on your balls.
- Vampire Rule N°1: Sunlight will not make you sparkle.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
Tarantino walked so Dan could run.
John could almost picture Tarantino getting a nosebleed.
Vampire in DC
Anime & Comics · Hamtaro_
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original Vampire in DC
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John Harker had a very bad day, now he is in a world filled with insanely powerful aliens, paranoid humans with too much skill and way too much money, people with superpowers and a debatable morality and then there's the Joker...Yeah, he aien't getting close to that one. Not to mention the unbearable hunger and the need to act like a constipated buffoon...yep he's a vampire. At least there's many a comely lady with lovely necks...and thighs. And he doesn't sparkle. ------ No AI, No Yaoi, No Yuri, No NTR, No Pedo. Just a story.32 Chs 9.4k Collections
Hi, I kind of liked it in a weird way.
Malenia Does Not Know Defeat.
Video Games · WeAreBlank18