GnomeBob

GnomeBob

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A story enthusiast that enjoys both reading and writing fantasy and adventure stories.

2018-05-23 Joined United States
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GnomeBob
GnomeBob
1 days ago
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I tired. got over 300 chapters in, hoping it would get better. But nope. Everyone has brain damage. A Mission that involves leaving the village and defending a merchant transporting Strategic Grade Recourses from Ninjas? Sounds like a D Rank mission to me. MC gains an ability that lets him purify any foreign chakra inside him? Oh, except for Kurama's chakra. Oh, and because he has been tainted by Kurama's chakra, he can never become a Sage, which of course makes perfect sense. MC gets sent on a mission to COMMIT WAR CRIMES? Oh look, war has been declared. How'd that happen? MC leaves the village? Donzo shipping his itinerary to everyone and everyone knows and the Hokage still letting it slide. MC apparently more talented at Medical Ninjutsu than Tsunade? Only has a few lessons and 300 chapters later hasn't learned anything else. MC apparently super talented in Seals and has unrestricted access to a seal grand master with unlimited free time? Barely visits her and has barely learned anything. Yeah. I tried. I'm done.

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
1 days ago
Replied to Alasta

Naruto had better plot armor, also known as Ashura's chakra.

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
2 days ago
Commented

ummm. I'm pretty sure their Sage Mode is the White Snake Sage biting and injecting its Natural Energy infused venom into the recipient. If the natural energy overwhelms them, they turn into a snake and are eaten.

"Let's begin. We'll help guide natural energy into your body—you must manage your own chakra and spiritual energy balance."

Naruto: Lost to Hinata on Purpose, and Now Everything's a Mess

Naruto: Lost to Hinata on Purpose, and Now Everything's a Mess

Anime & Comics · Uzumaki_Kushina_21

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
5 days ago
Commented

Bootlicking, bullsh1tery, plot armor, and probably Nonsensical Empowerment, (A minor branch of toon force)

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
5 days ago
Commented

Bucky be like, "I killed Your Father. And Mother."

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
5 days ago
Commented

For those who don't know, the type of missile that was the 'ex-wife' only primed itself after flying a certain distance from launch. It had zero ability to explode after being fired from such a short range.

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
6 days ago
Commented

Would the other two immortals be Wile E Coyote and Buggs Bunny?

Tom's extraordinary nature was never going to stay hidden forever. And so what if people found out? This was one of cartoon-dom's immortal trinity. Never mind Voldemort. Merlin himself probably couldn't put Tom down for good.

Tom Goes to Hogwarts

Tom Goes to Hogwarts

Anime & Comics · AutumnXD2

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
6 days ago
Commented

I've never seen one of these kinds of stories that DIDN'T have the 'branch manager' as some kind of backstabbing cultist or evil god believer or something.

Harrison Cole. Branch President of the Card Master Association's Ashenvale chapter. Sovereign Realm, same tier as Victor. One of the two most powerful Card Masters in the city, and Victor's oldest friend. They'd known each other since they were young. Centuries of history.

Anime Magic Card Era

Anime Magic Card Era

Anime & Comics · AutumnXD2

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
7 days ago
Commented

If no one knows where they come from, how do people give letters to them to be delivered? And would it be possible to write a letter to Paarthurnax or someone in Sovngarde?

Anything short of killing each of these identical "people" only slowed them down. It was practically a rite of passage at the college even to try. I've seen these horrifyingly plain beings go through downright impossible circumstances to deliver simple letters. They all looked the same down to the clothes they wore and vanished the moment you stopped observing them for even a split second. The crazy part was that I'd asked about it and NO ONE knew where they came from.

Skyrim: Orebane

Skyrim: Orebane

Video Games · loskro

GnomeBob
GnomeBob
8 days ago
Commented

For those who don't get this, Sushi is made using raw fish meat. Salt Water fish have bacteria and parasites that are not compatible with humans, so they are somewhat safe to eat even without cooking. Freshwater fish has bacteria and parasites that can be transmitted to humans, so it is absolutely NOT safe to eat raw. Menchi asked a question without an answer and then was not satisfied with the answer anyone came up with.

Rayleigh then asked, "Then why would you ask for sushi? There is no such thing as freshwater sushi. You might as well ask for a roast port sandwich made of salad instead of pig. This is insulting and childish."

The Reincarnator's Tavern

The Reincarnator's Tavern

Movies · GnomeBob