Being average his whole life, Chuck has never achieved any outstanding results in his entire 28 years of living.

Out of depression, parental pressure and societal judgement, he decided to quit his boring day job and decides to become a tech entrepreneur.

Unfortunately for Chuck, the day he quit his job also turned out to be the day he passed away.

Hmm? Eh?! Why was I born again? What? My parents are prehistoric humans??!!

Lyrics

Abe Lincoln:

Four score and 65 years in the past,
I won the Civil War with my beard! Now I'm here to whup your ass!
I've read up on your facts. You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me, Chuck. How come you never sat down and cried on your career?
You're a washed-up has-been on TV selling Total Gyms,
And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon!
I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth.
I'll squash you like I squashed the South!
I never told a lie, and I won't start now.
You're a horse with a limp; I will put you down!

Chuck Norris:

This isn't Gettysburg, punk. I'd suggest retreating,
For I invented rap music when my heart started beating.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle. He just allows you to lose.
My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth.

Abe Lincoln:

I've got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain!
I've got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain!
You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull!
I'd make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger, but I've never even seen that show!

Chuck Norris:

I am Chuck fucking Norris!
I've spread more blood and gore than 40 score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch!
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick!
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
I attack sharks when I smell them bleed!
I don't go swimming; water just wants to be around me!
My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster!
You may have freed the slaves, but Chuck is everyone's master!


(Tough but Chuck Norris Won)

Well this is a list of characters or people I think win in a battle against someone or something.


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The next morning Austin tried to think of methods that would help in taming adamant nature Pokemon. The closest he could think of was getting a gym badge, like in games in which makes traded Pokemon listen to trainers for a set level. Too bad the world has changed for shit, gym battles are useless. 

There are also many things that the game doesn't cover. Using game logic for reality is also absurd. Austin began to think of the anime. Aura was one of the ways people could communicate to Pokemon. Another method could be like ash and his Charzard. 

His charizard got in harms way and then ash saved it to gain its loyalty. The same thing happened with pikachu. The problem was the current world is too dangerous. Austin honestly didn't want to put himself in a stupid situation. For all he knew, he is just a normal guy without any plot armor. He just used the knowledge he had from earth and his wits to live well in the world.

While he was contemplating, the door bell rang. Austin open the door and saw his Instructor Chuck Norris.

"How are you teacher? Please come in I want to show you my improvements." Austin said.

"Good morning kid. I'm looking forward to see the results of your training. If you truly mastered focus energy, I will start phase two of your training." Norris said as he walked in. Austin was his brightest pupil. He was very satisfied with his progress. 

Thanks to Austin's referring his book he made a lot of money. He wanted to open a Dojo to teach the new generation. 

As he entered he felt Austin had something bothering him. "Hey kid, what's the matter? You seem annoyed about something. Tell me I might be able to help you."

"It was that obvious, well the truth is that I'm having trouble with a new Pokemon. I bought a wimpod recently and everything about it is amazing except it's nature. Its too stubborn. I was think of different ways to make it more loyal. It doesn't listen to any orders but it has high potential." Austin blurted out.

"You actually bought that wimpy thing. They are the cowards of the Pokemon world. I can't believe you thought it was special." Old Chuck said with annoyance. 

Austin showed the stats of wimpod to the old man. Filled with new vigor, Instructor Norris rapidly stood up and grabbed Austin's hands. 

"Kid this is not a wimpod, this is undying meatshield. You actually found such a strange critter.... Your only issue is that it won't listen to your orders."  Old man Chuck calmed down and began discuss with Austin.

"Ya old man, that's the only issue. You sure easy to surprise. You should try not to get too excited or else you'll get a heart attack." Austin expressionlessly said.

"Shut up kid! Who doesn't get excited when they see a rare thing. To think a wimpod would mutate like this. Once it evolves you will have a very strong body guard. When you later begin learning about Pokemon formations, you will realize how strong of an addition this Pokemon is to your team.

Anyway kid if you can learn endure I have a way for you to make this Pokemon loyal. Let go outside to the training field." Norris then walked out with Austin following.

Austin felt that Norris wanted him to be dumb like ash and put himself in harms way. As they made their way towards the training area, Austin felt that this was the quickest way to gain a Pokémon's loyalty. Their were other methods but it would take too much time. If Austin was able to tame wimpod quickly, then it won't fall behind the rest of his Pokemon. 

The biggest problem with taking his time to tame it, is that it would waste valuable time that can be used to help wimpod grow. 

"Listen here kid show me your level. Last week you pretty much mastered the second stage. Now, Focus your energy!" Old man Chuck Norris quickly got into his teacher role.

Austin instantly gathered his energy and focused it on his chest. He then focused on shifting the energy to his right hand. A minute later the energy gathered to his right hand. His hand began to emit an energy that surrounded it. A pressure also emerged from the energy. After 20 seconds Austin canceled the technique. He was sweating and breathing very hard.

"Excellent you actually standing firmly and the beginning stage of the last level of focus energy. You should have it mastered in two weeks. 

Now I'm going to teach you endure and then you will save wimpod with your body. There is a big chance for this to work. Wimpod by nature are dumb and cowards. This one is only a bit smarter due to it being shiny. Once you save it, this wimpod will be loyal to you. 

Let begin!" Norris congratulated Austin and began explaining how to use endure. 

Instead of focusing the energy only on a part of his body, he had to cover his entire body. On his first attempt, Austin's skin tightened and slowly began to flush. Austin quickly canceled the technique to catch his breath. 

"No kid you need to regulate your breathing. Then you only have to use the energy to tighten the body for a moment. Once your attacked any damage would be lowered significantly. It will also be very difficult for you to die in one hit. 

Now tighten you body again. This time tighten to your limit then immediately cancel the Art. After catching your breath do it again. In a couple of hours you should be able to execute the move instantly. Then we'll go to the forest." Instructor Norris instructed.

Several hours past, Austin and wimpod were walking in the forest. As expected by Norris, wimpod stuck close to him even though it would not listen. It seemed that it had become depended on him since he fed it the entire day yesterday and most of the morning. He also provided it a safe place to stay. 

Wimpod was actually pretty cranky about leaving it safe haven. It didn't wanna walk in the wild to hunt and get stronger. 

As they were walking suddenly a huge shadow covered Austin and wimpod. It was a giant panda colored bear. It was pangoro. Seeing this Pokemon and the pressure it emitted. Wimpod froze.

"Wimpod hurry let's go. It's not as fast as we are." Austin yelled. He moved a bit away but saw that wimpod didn't follow. 

The little critter froze still from fear. It never felt an aura so scary. Looking at the small creature block it's path, Pangoro roared. Then it punched down towards wimpod.

Wimpod thought that it was going to die. It was also abandoned by its trainer. Just like how its family shunned it. As the punch got closer wimpod was suddenly grabbed by Austin. He quickly used endure as he jumped and grabbed wimpod.

Austin was hit and flew towards a tree. He turned around and let his back hit against the tree. The punch was very heavy even with his endure. Austin coughed some blood.

"Hey little buddy. Why didn't you run! Even to the end you still ignored my orders. It doesn't matter though, your safe now." Austin spoke slowly. He was hurt even though this was an act. Looks like Norris was serous about having him test the move. 

Wimpod began to struggle and broke feee from Austin's hold. It knew Austin came back to protect it. It felt guilty for ignoring him. Maybe if it trained a bit to be stronger like Sylveon, it might have had some strength to resist. 

It stayed infront of Austin and hissed(or what ever this term is for bugs) at the pangoro. The pangoro roared back but the little guy didn't back away. It kept roaring back trying to scare the beast. Pangoro suddenly gazed behind it and ran away. Sylveon appeared from the bushes. Seeing wimpod protecting Austin, Sylveon knew that the plan worked. 

Wimpod noticed Sylveon come to the rescue. It roared happily but a fire was ignited to become as strong as her. 

Austin took a potion and after healing a bit he walked back to the city. He knew he won wimpod over. As he got close he recalled all his Pokemon. Instructor chuck Norris appeared with a smile.

"See kid I told you it will work. You need to understand the commonality within a species to hatch something like this. You endure is great. According to pangoro you were able to withstand five percent of its strength. That pretty high for only reaching initial mastery. 

Once you fully master both skills, I will teach you the rest. Tomorrow I will add close combat training for you. This will come in handy when fighting other humans."

"You know that freaking hurt old man. I will sue you when we get back." Austin threatened.

"Calm down kid, you only coughed a little blood. What are you being a baby for. " Norris said not caring about Austin's threat.

"Haaaaa! Fine let's go back I wanna eat. This is the last time I try taking a stubborn Pokemon." Austin said. 

The both of them returned back to the city and began to eat in a restaurant.

A Pokemon fanfic based on the fanfic Pokemon chaotic worlds. On fan fiction.com
As I have another book and I don’t wanted to get into too much character development.
Story will move moderately with occasional timeskips.
This story will have light romance but barely. It will focus on Mc. So there will barely be interactions.
The story is about a journey of an Mc who is the leader of a Pokemon fan club with the title of professor( I like Pokemon but not to that level) who died and luckily was reincarnated in Pokemon. Only to find out it’s not as innocent and friendly as he thought.
Prologue will be the same as chapter one from chaotic world except the ending. I thank revenantzero for a fantastic fanfic.
I’m known for haram so most likely it might be haram but since light romance most likely will be only one girl.
I have been known to have some grammar issues but it is getting better so help me out when you can. 
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pokemon or its character as well as the original characters made by revenantzero in chaotic world. I do own my own characters and any fakemon if I decide to add them.

Also most Pokemon facts will be taken from pokemondb.net. If I change anything I will let you know. Most of it though will be from this database. For anyone looking for detailed info check it out

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Waking up barely in time for breakfast Sandstorm runs down stairs.
Getting into the dining hall every single student looks at her a little scared. 
"What?" Sandstorm asks 
Suddenly Lisa runs up to her and hands her a daily prophet while leading Sandstorm to the gryffindor table. While the entire Slytherin table is wanting to burn holes into her clothes with their stare. 
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The truth about Hogwarts.
Hello readers,I just got back from madam Bones's office at the DMLE. If your wondering why it's because I need her to know this story and I gave it under Veritserum.
Last night I snuck into Hogwarts after getting reports that students were being petrified.
And to my surprise at about 1 am two students passed me in the hall so I decided to follow them. 
Those two students led me to the chamber of secrets! Where they met a third student who was possessed a dark wizard using dark magic. 
The wizard possessing the student was non other than he-who-shall-not-be-named, who actually revealed to the duo that his name was Tom Marvlo Riddle. Lord Voldemort was a Half blood! Now in most normal cases I would be reporting the death of two students. However the two students that went to fight him were none other than Harry Potter and Yoru Pendragon-Gilgamesh.
While Yoru distracted Tom Riddle in another students body Harry went to get the object that he was using to possess the young girl. Once young Harry had his hands on it he threw it to Yoru. 
She caught it and the second the book touched her hand it threw a young adult Tom out of Ginevra Weasley's body.
From Tom's word during his monologue it seems like he was taking young Ginevra's magic and soul to resurrect himself. However Yoru just simply touched the book and he became a physical person again. She then continued to taunt, yes taunt he-who-shall-not-be-names while Harry ran away with the young Weasley's passed out body. 
Once Harry Potter was gone Yoru suddenly shouted something about playing music then told the newly resurrected dark lord that was going to have a really bad time. 
Do you know what happens next the creature that was Petrifying the students shows ups and it is a gigantic basalisk. The Massive snake looks Yoru in the eyes. I was expecting the poor girl to die, however to my surprise the basilisk gets petrified.
It almost seems like one of those word chuck Norris jokes that muggles keep making. Anyway after that throughout the entire chamber of secrets you can hear  a song that echos in all the water tunnels. 
The chamber is secrets filled with smoke as these weird weapons or magic came into being and started firing lasers everywhere. The entire place looked like those laser light shows the muggles loved 20 years ago. Except the lasers were deadly, they disintegrated whatever they touched. The golden haired red eyed girl was giggling saying dance Tom dance while wherever the dark lord was previously standing was covered in scorch marks. It was the most terrifying dual I have ever seen.
Print reviewed by Madam Bones head of DMLE and Minster of Magic.
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"Harry's going to love this..." Sandstorm mutters 
"So why didn't you take me?" Lisa asks a little upset.
"It was supposed to be a Basilisk removal mission... not a fight Tom mission." Sandstorm says 
Sandstorm suddenly feels a few new pair of eyes on her. She looks up to see Madam Bones and Albus Dumbledore who waves for her to come over.
"At least miss Bones is the minister, I don't have to deal with puppet Fudge." Sandstorm mutters slipping  a note to Lisa and heading over to them.
What might the note say? Well it says Dumbledore has gone dark.

A genius programer named mike destined to die early at the age of 60 was hit by a truck.
We come to find him now a her as she became his video game character from the game  his 7 friends spent the past 10 years working on.
An now we can see the one of the most ridiculous existences explore the endless path and infinite cosmos. As the new reborn goddess Sandstorm begins her Odyssey.   


I have seen a lot of different anime and read several thousands of books at this point. I will probably take inspiration for things and not even know it especially since my naming sense is trash. 
I also want to say besides Fateoria, my Mc, and the people in Fareoria it is likely I will not own any of the other worlds or stories that my character will interact with.

There was such that in-depth testimony of Baldur when Albrecht called them for dinner. Due to busy chitchat they never knew its already 8 o'clock in the evening. All the while, Magee also insisted to join them at dinner since she's getting  better.

 Whilst at the table.

" Let's read the journal tonight and it could help us a lot in tracing the passage." George looked at Magee.

"Yeah, I guess it would aid us up." Baldur commented.

"What if Baldur and I will finish the second journal while you and Magee on the third journal does it make sense then in the morning let's share everything we'll find." Albrecht suggested.

"I go with it." George grinned.

The dinner was filled with their conversation and they're getting more interested in discovering the exact location of the northbound tunnel.


Hours passed in full tilt and they all stationed in their rooms, holding Sr. Sibal's journal. 

" Can I sit beside you?" George asked.

" Hmm...yes, sure." She replied.

He then perched beside her on bed. But she was so uncomfortable so she told him to get and bring inside the long wooden chair from the 'sala' (receiving area). 


"Why? Its too heavy and the fogs outside, you know." He sheepishly reasoned out.


She sarcastically smiled and slithered down and he carefully helped her reach the floor.

" Ow...where are you going?" He was bewildered.

" I'll go out and bring in the long wooden chair." She slowly had her paces going to the door and at a gallop he blocked her way.

" I was just kidding, you stay on your bed, I'll go and get it." He sadly smirked.

When he's back carrying it, Magee instructed him to put it fronting her bed. 

" Hmm, this is a good location. What are you doing...come, let's sit together." Then she smiled at him.


" Great heavens! sitting down on bed and on a chair are just the same. I can't really spot the difference." He smilingly thought while looking at her.

When she sat down and put the journal on her lap, he never nestled beside her yet, thinking she might be instructing suggestions if where he would plop down. But she slowly held his hand and heedfully pulled him beside her to give his feet a rest.

" So...you read first, if you get tired, then my turn." She gazed at him.

" Ah, sure." He gently draw out the third journal from her lap. Noticeably, the third journal was the thickest, leaving them some anticipations.

" We're starting to read at past 2200 hours.

Then she slouched on the chair to support her back and relaxed her left hand on the chair's arm whilst settled her right palm flat on the surface in between them that riveted George to start reading. 

" I guess we have to finish the second journal, what do you think. As I see it, the third journal started in 1930 of March, when my...youngest brother Chad was born." Then he bowed his head.

"It's okay." She tried to comfort him by tapping his shoulder.

March 18, 1930

Lolita and Chuck's third child was born last week, his name was Chad. He's adorable but I seldom see him though whenever I visit them, I cuddled him, so huge baby boy.  I checked whether she still have food stocks and good! she still have all what she needed. Chuck will be out next month, its timely and safe turn so that I can see my wife closely. Just seeing her makes a century so rewarding. The good thing about Chuck despite what he did to us was that of giving me some pictures of George. My baby George is 12 years old now and the Lieutenant's little girl - Magee is now 7. Lolita took good care of Magee very well, hmm just because she dreamt of a baby girl in the house and it happened. She never knew she's raising very well her daughter-in-law.  Interestingly, whenever I see Magee, I could feel George around. Indeed, its funny but this is what these silly fathers are doing to me, haha. Years rolled so fast and our children would meet here, such an inspiration. How can I plant revenge and anger for what Chuck has done when his bestfriend Edward even sacrificed his unica hija in lieu of George and just to make me and Lolita inspired. Hmm, George could have returned here but his father wants him to get a good education first. He wants him to be a nurse, huh! how could a father decide for his son's career! George could become a soldier, I know. 

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"Haha...I now get it. Haha! its the reason why they always talk to me about you. What a better plan, of all." Then he leaned on the chair but to his surprise Magee's eyes were closed. He closely saw her lips cracked, and had a sign of dehydration so he got out and took a mug of water but he just covered it on a small table. But still he was worried of her chopped lips so he put a little amount of water on a spoon and pour it slowly on her lips. 

" She'd slept already and so tired, maybe the stress had caused her a fatigue." So he carried Magee on bed and covered her with a blanket."

Excitingly, he continued to read the journal alone while sitting on the long chair.

2 July 1930

" Chuck's ship docked at the smiling pirate buccaneer. The bell rang so I  and Edward ran going there. If the bell rings, Chuck arrives. The children Albrecht and Baldur never knew either that their uncle Chuck brought a lot of food stocks and facilities at the cave; left us guns too. He also brought 10 American men who were experts in doing trenches to help us in the northern tunnel. Likewise,  5 carpenters curiously started the house within the northern rocky mountain. These men were not also interested to stay in this wooden house but rather in the northern cave where equipped with western facilities that Edward had financed. The northern cave, is Albrecht's dream, haha. Through Albrecht, me and Edward craved to reinvent and reshape the place for Magee and George - someday. This wooden house is just a facade, their home is up there, in the northern cave. Its just our 3rd year now, expectedly we could finish in 1937, its tenth year. The construction is deceiving because the end of the tunnel does not lead to their house but in another direction. No one can simply discover it even if they'll find the tunnel, no one can find the entrance and exit of the house. I loved Edward's plan for our children. At least, their house is located in a semi third storey-like building. 

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"Whew! its getting more complicated. We have a house up there? This is impossible. I can't almost believe this." He chuckled along with the chilling night and the wild fogs waggling outside.

19 September 1930

Chuck visited the house, to Lolita and was very happy seeing his newborn son. I pretended I never seen or heard anything. I was just enjoying the thought that George and Magee would become husband and wife someday - that's all.

Although, Chuck and Edward financed the northern house up there, after knowing from them that the World War II will soon rise. I introduced to them the idea of a built-in house and they learned to like it. Funny, but we reached to the point of anticipating on 'what ifs', the enemies could discover the place during the war? Edward answered, its just simple. "The place looks like a volcano. We'll just plant living bombs on strategic areas and someone has to burn this house. A hammock of smoke will slowly get out that looks like an active volcano. For a while, the first bomb will blast, following the second, third then fourth. The enemies would be afraid, thinking that its all the clamour below. In order to maintain the reputation of the so- called volcano. People inside shall create a smoke 24/7, even just a little fire could create a smoke. If its non-stop, enemies would really suspect and run to save their lives for a probable lava fall." I laughed to Edward's idea and Chuck added, " people outside won't know that our family are just doing "kaingin" to increase the agricultural productivity." Those were simply our conversation today along with the vodka that Edward had brought us. Putting together all of these, the concepts and the secrets behind is more of a military defensive purpose to save our families.
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"Haha! its sensible! I'll gonna do it if we'll be trapped badly. So now I know the other purpose of this house. Indeed impressive,  the three became great friends. Our Dads." George smiled.


24 December 1930

I should have brought Magee in this house so that Edward could see her, but he refused. He said when she would study in Manila then, that's the time he would appear and keep on watching over her. Besides, Lolita was busy braiding, putting so many aloe vera extracted leaves on her face and hair, haha.  She guarded her to the house of the tutor in the next barrio and her eyes glued to Magee whole day like someone would steal her daughter. Hmm...this makes me contented of my life despite the odds, I still have a great life watching them. At the same time, Rod, Chuck and Lolita's second child is now 4 years old. He calls me Lolo, he follows what Magee calls me. Lolita wants them to call me Papa, I said no. They have their biological fathers who keeps seeing them, aside from that, the children will be confused. 
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"Hmm, so sad. Amá Sibal's really is the most humble man I've ever heard, so far. Haha! I was smiling about the aloe vera thing. Such a coincidence, my mother personally took good care of Magee before she became my wife." He smiled.

Reluctant of her roots, a 20 year old Magee and a Captain's daughter - was sent by Lolo Sibal to UST in 1938 to study Philosophy. Way back then, Lolo Sibal was a survivor of the 1918-1920 Spanish flu plague who was accidentally trapped , along with the Captain for twenty years in the legendary cave of Kabang. Interestingly, the Captain left to him the wealth for Magee's education and returned to the United States. In September, 1941 Magee has heard from a UP friend that the Japanese are coming in December of the same year so she returned home empty-handed and stayed with her family. Without them knowing, her father, the Captain who survived has returned to the Philippines for another military mission on the same month of September, 1941 and assigned the 25 year old 1Lt. George of the infantry and the in-charge of the platoons in combat to take care of his daughter in whatever means. One day, during the early weeks of the Japanese occupation, one of its officials named Hakanori proposed to Magee through her mother and agreed for the wedding. Magee was against to it despite her multiple attempts to escape. Accidentally, the night before her wedding, she fell into the abyss nearby their house and found herself the next day that she was with the Filipino guerillas together with the American and German soldiers. She noticed the Captain personally but only in a short encounter and there - he was gone. In the fight for freedom under the Japanese occupation, 1Lt. George used a different tactic and studied very well the terrains and natural habitat of the place. He led the disarming of any Japanese patrolling and collected all their weapons and uniforms, worn by Filipino Guerillas in disguising. He also applied sharpened bagacays in holes, pulleys, and ropes in all sorts, throwing rocks, powdered some poisonous plants and made antidotes, used herbs and root crops for their survival and even dug some exit points and tunnels all over just to reach the cave of Kabang. Alongside with Magee at war where he only started as his guardian through the Captain's request had smoothly twisted and subtly turned out that he became madly in love with her. One day...

Miles Miller is a mixed-race, high school student with high IQ and little to no ambitions, much to the dismay of his parents. His father Jerome works for the government and his mother Alice works as a real estate agent so his parents are well off enough to send him to a good college. Unfortunately, all he does most of his time is play video games, read manga or watch anime, as he doesn't know what to do with his life, but there is a reason for this. When Miles was younger he was smarter than the rest of the kids in his class and easily aced all his tests and schoolwork so his parents took him to test his IQ, when they did they found that his IQ was higher than 300 which shocked them. The person with the highest IQ ever recorded is William James Sidis with a score between 250 and 300, The list continues as follows with the highest possible IQ: Terence Tao with an IQ score between 225 and 230, and Marilyn Vos Savant with an IQ score of 228, and now Miles surpassed them all.

His parents were ecstatic and happy for their son as they knew he would become someone very important for the world depending on what field of study he would pursue in the future whether it be medical or scientific. At first, Miles was very happy as well but as soon as the media got word of his IQ score they inflated the new to a ludicrous level. The media started calling him the next Newton, Einstein, Hawking and many more such names. Multiple people of different well-known schools contacted Jerome and Alice about their son and offered full rides to there own respective schools, and many research facilities reached out offered the boy a job after he graduated college; if he was in their field of research of course. The pressure of these things quickly weighed on the family of three, so they changed their last name to Marson and moved away.

Eventually, the world forgot about the potential "boy genius" and moved on to the next big story. Unfortunately, the academics of the world did not forget so easily so they searched and searched in an attempt to find them but couldn't. The reason that they couldn't find them is that Jerome with his connections he made in the government, were helping hide his family until the people forgot about them. As this was happening the boy in question was in his own world of what if's. 'What if my IQ wasn't so high', 'what if I didn't pass all my school work with perfect marks', 'What if I just kept it hidden' and keep it hidden he did. At the time he was 9 years old so for the next 8 years he made himself inconspicuous to the rest of the world, at first, it was hard because he was a handsome kid growing up, so to hide this fact he hid face with thick glasses and long hair; and only got above average in his studies until he graduated high school.

The morning after his high school graduation he was lying down on his bed relaxing, he was reading the latest chapter of one piece in Japanese. He didn't want to wait for a translator to translate the different Asian media he consumed, so he just learned the Japanese, Chinese and Korean for the different things he watched/read, it was extremely easy with his intelligence.

As he was reading his mother knocked on his bedroom door and said "Miles can you come downstairs your father and I would like to speak to you".

Miles replied, "Sure mom, just let me finish this chapter first".

"Alright," she said as she walked back downstairs.

Miles quickly finished the chapter and got up from relaxation and proceeded to walk towards his door, open it and walk downstairs to the living room which his parents were sitting in. As he walked towards them, he wondered what they wanted to talk to him about. He didn't need to wait long to know because as soon as he sat down in front of them his father asked: "Miles what do you want to do with your life?"

As soon as Jerome said that Miles was ready to go back to the room but his mother held him back down and said: "Miles you are one the smartest people in the world and you can do a lot to help this world or you can be a grade school teacher for all we care but remember it doesn't matter what it is do as long as it makes you happy then we will fully support you". she said with a gentle smile on her face.

"But I don't want people to look at me like I'm some real-life Tony Stark," Miles said. Ironically though he could easily build an iron man suit and A.I like J.A.R.V.I.S if he wanted to, as he already mastered computer science and engineering for it when he was 13.

"Maybe some fresh air would help you clear your head," his father said as he and his wife stood up.
"We haven't been to the cabin up north in a few years so why don't we all take a nice vacation for a month or two there". This time it was Miles' mother who spoke with excitement in her voice. Miles, on the other hand, had terror written on his face as he stuttered in a scared voice "bu-but there i-is no Wi-Fi in the cabin h-how am I supposed to watch anime or read new chapters of manga?" 

His mother looked at him, smiled and said "you watch and read too much anime and manga, so consider this a suspension from them for a while. Miles quickly calmed down and said in the most serious voice he could "You know what you two should go without me; you haven't had any time alone since I was born; why don't you go enjoy yourselves while I will watch the house while you're gone" he finished with a handsome smile on his face that could melt any woman's heart including his mothers, he knew he how handsome he was and used it to his advantage here. Unfortunately, this does not work on his father. His father said in a firm tone "you're coming with us, end of discussion, now go pack your stuff we are leaving at 3; we should be able to get there around 7 with the traffic".

Miles just dropped his shoulders and walked back to his room to pack his stuff as he knew he would not be able to win this argument, even if he got into a real fight with his father, he was sure he couldn't beat him. His father had been teaching him how to fight since he was 5 years old and even now at 17, he still couldn't beat the old man. When Miles finished packing and went back downstairs his parents were already outside loading the SUV with all the stuff, they will need including the old canoe that was in the garage. Miles walked outside locked the door behind him and put his bags in the trunk then helped his father fasten the canoe to the roof of the SUV, once they were finished, they both got in the car with Alice and started their commute to the cabin up north. Alice looked back at her son in the back seat smiled and said: "Don't worry Miles you will have fun there and it will help you think about what you want to do with your life". Miles smiled at his mother as well then laid back in his seat, put some headphone on and picked a rock playlist on his phone and slowly fell asleep to the sounds of Breaking Benjamin not knowing what was about to happen him.

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"Wake him up," said the annoyed voice of a man to a beautiful woman who was standing next to him while he sat in his chair.

"Yes sir, right away sir!" she said in a voice indicating she was scared of the man beside her. She quickly went towards the teenager who was sleeping on a couch in front of them and shook the teen awake.

As Miles woke up from a pleasant dream about him getting it on with a hot anime girl, he was surprised to find out that it was not one of his parents waking him, but an extremely beautiful woman with a scared look on her face. Miles quickly got up and looked at his surroundings with a puzzled look on his face. He was in a modern looking office without windows and only one white door, a white desk, a few white chairs and white couch. Behind the desk was a man who looked to be in his late forties or early fifties. The women who woke Miles up was now standing behind the man just to the man's left. Miles had read enough Fan-fics to know what was happening but he was scared to confirm it with the other two people in the room. He steeled his nerves and asked in a slow voice "Am I de-" before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by the man behind the desk who raised his hand in front of Miles gesturing for him to stop.

The man then said in a very calming voice "I know you have a lot of questions and i know you're scared but first take a seat and try to relax and I will explain everything that is going on and what will happen afterwards". Miles sat down in front of him and somehow relaxed. "I am God, the women standing behind me is an angel, and unfortunately as you have already guessed you died. Miles tried to process the information that was given to him but the only thing he could think was 'why does he look Chuck Sherley from Supernatural', "The reason I look like Chuck Shurley is that you most associate that character with me so I took this form to make you feel more comfortable.  Feel free to call me Chuck if you prefer and before you ask, yes I can read your mind I am God after all". Miles was going to ask how he knew what he was thinking but after hearing that he shut his mouth and waited for an explanation from "Chuck". "Chuck" smiled and started to explain what happened.

"You and your parents were in a car accident, a drunk driver ran a red light and t-boned your vehicle. You and your father were killed on impact and your mother was rushed to a nearby hospital but the doctors could not resuscitate her. This is where the problem lies. You were not meant to die. In fact, you were supposed to be the one rushed to the hospital, where you would have been treated for minor fractures and a few broken bones. This is also where you would have met and fallen in love with your future wife who just started working there as a new nurse. Afterwards, you were meant to honour your parent's memory by making the world a better and safer place by ushering in a new age of science and technology, curing a few diseases along the way".

With every world, "Chuck" spoke Miles' eyes dimmed as he felt his existence become a failure, but he still wanted to know why he died. "If I was meant to survive then why am I here?". "Chuck" did not answer Miles but instead glared at the angel behind himself and said in an angry voice "tell him". Hearing the tone and facing a glare from the most powerful being in existence would make anyone crumble. She quickly bowed her head to the teenager in front of her and apologized profusely and reintroduced herself. "My name is Chloe and I am your guardian angel it was my fault you died," the now-named Chloe said in an apologetic tone. "The reason you died is that I got distracted for a moment by another angel that came into my office at the time, so I wasn't able to act quick enough to protect you from the crash. Originally your father's car was meant to swerve and only affect the people in the front seats not kill you in the back.

Miles glared at the angel with fury in his eyes but calmed down after a few seconds after realizing getting angry would do nothing to help him in this situation. "So, what happens now," he said in a monotone voice. "Chuck" smiled ad t the boy's maturity and said, "you have a few choices".

"1. You could go to heaven with your parents.
2. You could be reincarnated into a random world or world of your choosing and timeline.
3. You could be transmigrated to a random world or world of your choosing and timeline. Also, if you pick option 2 or 3 you will get a few wishes to help you in your new world".

Miles thought about his parents and about what they would want him to do if they knew he had the chance to live again they would probably want him to live on and do something great with himself so he made his decision but to pick either 2 or 3 but he still had a few questions. "If I pick the second or third option will I keep my memories and what is the difference transmigration and reincarnation?  "The difference is that if you reincarnate you will be reborn as a baby with new parents and a random appearance with no memories. If you choose to transmigrate you will be transported to a random or chosen place and you will be able to create or keep your appearance and you will also keep your memories"

After "Chuck" finished speaking; Miles didn't like the fact that if he chooses to be reborn he wouldn't keep his memories and would have new parents, even though he knew that these new parents would love him he would still not be able to call them mom and dad as his real parents were already gone. So, he went with option 3, specifically, he wanted to go to a world he knew like the back of his hand. The reason for this is because if he picked a random world in some random place he could possibly be sent to some sort of cultivation, fantasy, or technology advanced world where he could be killed at any moment if he did not have the strength to survive.

"I pick option 3, I want to be transmigrated in One Piece on Conomi Islands 10 Years before Luffy sets sail". Miles said with a smile on his face. "Alright then pick your wishes, you get three and they can be anything you want," said "Chuck". "Anything I want?" Miles asked with a look of suspicion on his face. "Anything you want" "Chuck," said as to reaffirm the teen. Miles then went into deep thought, as he only had three wishes he had to make them count. He sat there for a good 30 minutes thinking of what to wish for, once he was finished thinking he stated his wishes.

"1. I want a power system that will let me do and buy anything from any piece of fiction or nonfiction on earth". "Okay" "Chuck," said.
"2. I want an infinite amount of system currency." "Smart with that you can buy anything you want at any time, I like it. Granted". "Chuck" once again said with an amicable smile on his face.
"3. Finally, I want a high charm stat that will make it easier for girls to fall for me "Done".

"Now that your wishes have been granted let's talk about what you will look like in your new life". "Just make me look like my old self but I would like to be 8 years old when I arrive there". Miles said with a gleeful smile on his face. "Alright, then this is goodbye and not to sound like a dick, but I hope I don't see you again for a long time". "Chuck," said as he snapped his fingers and Miles started to fade away in a white flash. When Miles disappeared the atmosphere in the white office became tense as "Chuck" began to fade back into his true form, that of a humanoid being of pure Golden light. "Take a seat Chloe," God said in an angry voice.

Chloe quickly sat in the chair adjacent to God with fear in her eyes. This was not the first time she messed. The first time she accidentally let Jesus die and quickly God had to step in to resurrect him, luckily at the time the world was not as advanced as it is now and people thought it was a miracle from God; which it was. The second time she messed up, Hitler was allowed to be born and we all know what happened after that. This time she let someone who was supposed to affect the world in a positive way for generations to come die. The only thing going through her mind was 'I hope he doesn't erase my existence' as she trembled, scared of what was going to happen to her.

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Miles Miller is accidentally killed by an angel and is sent to the world of One piece as compensation.

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Elppa Kingdom 
Age 673 AC

In a small cave deep inside of the Dark Forest during the second Earthen month of Lirpa a litter of goblins were born and among them resided the soul of a young human boy named Jack.

I had died… As my vision had blurred into darkness so too did my consciousness. 

An indefinite amount of time passed when my consciousness had been snapped back into existence it was abrupt and without reason.

My eyes they're heavy… 

(*Growl*)

I'm hungry... NO I'M STARVING!

(*Growl*)

I tried to force my eyes open but they were too heavy my body was heavy everything was too heavy I couldn't move !?

W-Where am I, what's going on!?

I still couldn't talk only grunt nonsense I was panicking I felt weird, hungry and, dehydrated and I couldn't move or see anything this place had a bad smell. 

I was suddenly interrupted from my panic attack by a soothing yet familiar voice.

Chuck: "Pssss. Jack, hey buddy can you hear me?"

Jack:(Chuck! Is that you! Oh my god where's my mommy and Julie? Where are we!")

Chuck: "Shhh shhh it's gonna be fine Jack, they're fine, they're fine just sit tight okay pal."

Jack: (They Are! Chuck where are we.... Chuck? Chuck? Where are You? CHUCK!")

I forced my eyes open with all of my might and was greeted with more darkness and silence my only companion Chuck was gone and to make things worse it was still so dark and smelly in here. 

I was lying against what felt like cool dirt and a few rock pebbles my head was too heavy to turn around and look so I was stuck facing the ceiling. 

My eyes eventually became accustomed to the dark and In my peripheral vision I could see what looked like sleeping ugly green skinned babies lying around me, they had big noses and yellow eyeballs.

Goblins! That's what they look liked to me!

(*Growl*)

Urgh I was reminded of my appetite I looked around to find food my desire to eat was overwhelming never in my entire life had I felt this hungry even when I was being kept in that scary room was I ever this hungry.

I desperately looked around for food forcing my small body to move when I saw it a large dark purplish blue centipede with orange tipped legs. 

It looked poisonous but I was too hungry to care and I squashed with my small hand bringing it up to my mouth squeezing the juice out, I had no teeth so I had to squash it and rip it into smaller pieces to swallow it.

The taste was bitter but it alleviated my hunger a little bit.

 I was sucking on the left over juices of my little fingers when a bright blue screen with white text popped up in front of me.

It was like a projected screen in the middle of the air and in big white letters it read 

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{Level up 0-1}          X

Name: Green Goblin
Species: Goblin
Race: Green
Health : 1
Stamina : 1
Magic: 0

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I could only grunt in confusion it was like something out of a video game or a phone app I clicked the X button and it closed the screen vanishing into thin air. 

What the fuck was that? I tried to get it to open again by waving my arms around however maybe it was voice command that would be a problem given my current lack of speaking skills.

I could only sigh and look for more bugs because as weird as that was, I was still starving I had managed to catch a few but no matter how many I ate I was still hungry.

They're were around four other goblins with me, they all reeked of piss and shit I tried calling out to Chuck again in hopes that he would help me but there was no reply.

The more time passed looking for bugs the hungrier I got.

A crazy idea had flashed inside of my head what if I… No that's to crazy I don't even have any teeth… but even if I did it's not like I would actually do it….

(*Growl*) 

I clutched my stomach and looked at the sleeping infants with drool leaking out of my mouth. 

I shook my head and that idea out of my head I continued to look for bugs finding a few on occasion as the seconds soon turned into minutes and the minutes turned into hours.

As I was in the process of crushing my recent catch the blue screen appeared again.

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{Level 1}          X

Name: Green Goblin
Species: Goblin
Race: Green
Health : 1
Stamina : 1
Magic: 0
Skill slots remaining : 3
Skill: Bug Catcher

You have unlocked skill slots
New Skill : Bug Catcher
You will now be able to detect highlighted bugs 
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I looked around the cave and it was true I could see small highlighted bugs around the cave I licked my lips in anticipation.

I couldn't do anything else with the screen and it were so bright to my eyes that I closed it and began eating every bug, the room of this cave was small and there were no exits the entrance was blocked by a wooden wall with a red cloth over it. 

Out of curiosity I poked a hole though it to peek outside and was disappointed to find another empty cave room I wanted to get out of here and find Chuck as soon as possible but it was impossible right now so I continued hunting bugs.

I huddled into a corner away from the other goblins and waited as the days turned into weeks and the weeks turned into months I waited.

Luckily there was a seemingly endless supply of bugs to quench my hunger for some reason I didn't need to poop or pee but I still smelled like shit I never had to use the bathroom.

As time passed by my body grew really fast I and the rest of the goblins were the size of toddlers and I had finally grown teeth but instead of being straight and square they were jagged pointy and scattered.

The other goblins were too stupid to talk too and only spent there time eating bugs and sleeping I didn't enjoy their company coupled in with there stench and loud snoring it was really really boring.

Every now and then I would think about my parents and I would fall into a depression and outbreak in one of my episodes I had unintentionally killed one of the goblins by crushing its neck while it was sleeping.

I couldn't feel bad for this "thing" after all it wasn't human to begin with and I was quite happy with the out come after all it meant one less nuisance and more bugs for me.

I did not want its corpse to decompose like the ones in movies did so I ate it.

It smelled god awful but its flesh was good despite it being raw I guess my new body wasn't as sensitive to these kinds of things as  my old one.

Goblin meat was a lot tastier than bug meat so I kept eating picking everything until the bones when I had finished eating it the screen popped up mid burp as I patted my full belly
.
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{Level up 1-2}          X

Name: Green Goblin
Species: Goblin
Race: Green
Health : 2
Stamina : 2
Magic: 0
Skill slots remaining : 2
Skill: Bug Catcher, Goblin Cannibal

New Skill : Goblin Cannibal
You will now be able to gain extra experience from eating fellow goblins.
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Chuck: "Very Interesting."

Jack: ("Chuck! You're back I missed you!")

I reached out too hug Chuck but my hands passed through him I just realized that he was an imaginary friend and not a real person, prior to my imprisonment I hadn't seen Chuck since I was in kindergarten and even then he never really talked before. 

Chuck was a teddy bear my mom got me when I was very young and I had imagined him being alive even when I lost him he was still alive and around in my imagination however like all imaginary friends they would disappear as we grew older.

Chuck only came back when I was alone in that scary room he was the only one that was there for me in that hell. 

I started to shake violently  I wanted to cry but these eyes of mine did not produce any tears so i just sat there staring at the ground.

(*SMACK!)

My head bobbed forward and I began to rub the back of my head I looked at Chuck in disbelief

Jack: ("Chuck You're Alive? No Wait You're Real?")

Chuck: "Eeeeh did I bonk your head to hard buddy, of course i'm not dummy."

Jack:(B-but but you hit me, if your not real how did you hit me!")

Chuck shrugged his shoulders and began to float into the air vanishing into the ceiling.

Chuck:"Don't forget about meeeee."

Jack:(Chuck No! Don't go! I wanna go home!, Chuck…")

The pain in the back of my head disappeared along with Chuck.

(*Growl*)

Jack:(Again C'mon I took piece of sharp bone from the skeleton remains of the Goblin I ate and made my way to the other Goblins they were still sleeping. 

These things sleep like a log and it would take a lot to actually wake them up mid sleep given how most stayed asleep during my tantrums but when they did wake up they would start crying and screaming like pigs. 

I diddin't really know where to stab these things to kill them after all given that they were a different species from humans things like hearts and internal organs could be located in different areas.

The first one died by me stepping on his neck so I decided to try that, kneeling down beside the sleeping goblins I would raise the sharp bone piece above my head and slam it down through there throats.

Thankfully they couldn't scream and could only gurgle out blood quietly when they were all dead I began eating them.

I was gorging myself on Goblin flesh I had the urge to vomit a few times given how they were all roughly my own size but I forced it down and continued until they were all gone I missed a few pieces here and there but the centipedes took care of it.

My belly was bloated and I was very fat from all the eating I leaned against the wall and closed my eyes and fell asleep, unbenounced to Jack he was entering his hibernation period.


I slept and slept for a long time my peaceful slumber was disturbed by loud knocking against the wooden wall blocking the entrance when I opened my eyes I was blinded by the bright light of the blue screen.

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{Level up 2-3}          X

Name: Green Goblin
Species: Goblin
Race: Green
Health : 5
Stamina : 5
Magic: 0
Skill slots remaining : 2
Skill: Bug Catcher, Goblin Cannibal
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When I closed the page and stood up stretching my arms yawning I realized that I had grown again I was now as big as I was when I was alive in my past life.

I looked around and saw the bones of the other four goblins I thought this could be really dangerous if whoever or whatever came in here became hostile. 

The wooden wall was being removed  I hid by the corner of the of the wall opposite to where it was being slid open from with the sharp bone in hand it was a lot smaller in my hands now so I picked up a palm sized rock instead.

A plump female goblin wearing a fur outfit walked in with a big smile on her face She was shorter than me and in her hands she carried a basket of fruit nuts berries and what looked like a few white rabbits with a light brown polka dot pattern.

She dropped the basket and gasped at the sight of the goblin bones not noticing me standing behind her before she could run and call out for help she turned around in time to see me slamming the rock down on her face knocking her down.

I smacked the rock across her face repeatedly the first  few strikes broke off and tore at her face and large nose I kept slamming the rock down until I heard the sickening crack noise of her skull being cracked open like an egg. 

Her body became limp and she would occasionally twitch but every time it did I would smash the rock down on her head again. 

The opening oozed blood her face was an unrecognizable mush of flesh some of her jagged teeth became lodged onto the rock I got off her panting and tired.

Jack:(*Pant*)(I think it's dead now),(*Pant*),(*Pant*)

I slumped down and began eating the contents of the basket and made my way to the female goblins corpse. 

I took its fur waist cloth and wrapped it around my waist it looks like no one else was coming I slid back the wooden door as best I could and began to bury the bones and basket so no one would find out it was me when I had finished the Blue Screen appeared again.

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{Level 3}          X

Name: Green Goblin
Species: Goblin
Race: Green
Health : 5
Stamina : 5
Magic: 0
Skill slots remaining : 1
Skill: Bug Catcher, Goblin Cannibal

New Skill : Grave Digger
Corpses buried will leave no traces of burial.
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Jack:("Well isn't that convenient.")

I sealed the cave room with the wooden wall and began to explore the caves despite the darkness my eyes were somehow able to see everything perfectly in the dark tunnels as clear as day.

As I continued walking I was careful to look around and not bump into any trouble along the way I had seen an almost blinding bright light shine through the tunnels.

Sunlight! It's actually sunlight I haven't seen any Sunlight in over a year I had died without ever seeing the beautiful blue sky and sun again when I had escaped my fathers madness and ached for its grossly incandescent glow and fresh air.

I dropped all regard and ran for the light at the end of the tunnel with everything I had  but when I got out instead of seeing the clear blue skies and sun my eyes were completely blinded before I could get a good look.

Jack: "Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

I screamed out in pain rolling around the cool soft grass on the floor taking in the fresh air of the outside world as I covered my eyes with both hands.

I smiled at finally being able to make it outside after a year in that scary room and who knows how many months in that smelly cave I was Free! 

Free!  I broke out into a goblin laughter as i maniacally jumped up and down swinging my arms freely with my eyes still tightly shut smiling and cheering.
 
Jack: "Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!"

To anyone viewing this display of fanatical joy they would think that he had gone crazy that is exactly what the two goblins standing guard by the cave entrance thought when they saw this strange Goblin rush out and begin cheering like a madman after being blinded by the sun.

Forever Evil is a typical Dark Fantasy Reincarnation story but with a Sociopath who gets reborn into a fantasy world as a Goblin...
 
(Warning: This story contains very sensitive content please DO NOT READ if you are sensitive to content such as Abuse, Rape and, Violence or other equally disturbing subjects.)

"Yes, I am very happy," said the doctor with eyes glazed in gratitude and affection.
"In that case, we can least kiss, for now, can't we?"
"...kiss... I..." hesitatingly stuttered the 37-year-old woman with her in turmoil.
"I know the doctor is not interested in kissing me, you don't have to pretend to be nice to me. I ama big boy, I can handle rejection, even if I like the girl soo much."
When Chuck sang a sappy tune of a young boy being heartbroken, the heart of Doctor Fujiyama fluttered with emotions of love, care, and disguised lust.
The panty of the 37-year-old woman is already a wet mess with Chuck's teasing and when Chuck spoke in a heartbroken tone, she was anxious to please him but did not know what to do...
"...I ...I will kiss you ...I just haven't kissed any man before ...don't hate me if I was bad at kissing..." the doctor said with an anxious face, eager to prove herself to Antonio.
Chuck did not word-tease the doctor anymore, he pulled her onto him, their faces close to each other. The balding fatso lustfully smiled at the beautiful and desirous doctor.
The doctor fell on Chuck, who was still sitting in the bed, she had her body leaned over with her face close to Chuck, yet her feet were on the floor, making her butt arch high. Her full 34 D cups became more prominent as she leaned forward.
The perverted fatso did not let any moment slip by him, he grabbed the two fullsome matron tits of the doctor over her work shirt, eliciting a moan from the 37-year-old working mother.
"Ahhh mmmppcccchhhh," her surprised moan was soon suppressed when Chuck pressed his face on her and sealed her lips with his.
He cupped and fondled the motherly tits of the doctor, as he suckled hard on the lips of her, he bit and puller her lips with his teeth. All the while he was circling his index finger all around her nipple over her work shirt.
Fujiyama was alien to the concept of men and sex. To be possessively fondled by a young man like Antonio, Fujiyama's sense went into overdrive. She became completely submissive to Chuck. When he pressed his tongue into her mouth she obediently accepted his slick tongue, and let him wrap it around her own.
Chuck who had held up his passion for too long, acted like a ravenous beast as he kissed the obedient doctor with a messy kiss, spit dripping down, making the duo look like perverted animals.
With all this intense stimulation, the doctor's tits became firm and her motherly nipples jutted out. Each of her nipples extended to an inch long after her breastfeeding her child. Now they looked like two small erasers that are poking out from her work shirt.
Chuck rubbed his thumb on the tip of her nipple over the dress, to which the doctor's entire body shivered and before she could get acclimated to the sensation. He pinched and twisted her nipple, making her sense erupt, and very slowly but surely her womb felt a reaction.
To send things into overdrive, Chuck pulled hard on the extended nipples of he doctor.
"Uuuhhhhuuu mmmmmyyyyyy ggggoooodddddd," the doctor moaned out as an explosion went off deep in her cunt. The explosion caused no fire, but it caused a flooding of warm pussy juices, letting the doctor experience her first orgasm.
The doctor went limp and laid on Chuck, while the latter was kissing her neck and make her sit upon his lap.
The doctor came to her senses after a short while, only to notice Chuck having his hands stuffed into her shirt, but she did not object, she just let him touch her.
"Antonio... listen... mmm... you need to have your medical check-up..."
"Can't it wait?"
"First, let's get you a full bill of health. Other things can wait," said the doctor as she extracted herself out of Chuck's hold and turned around trying to hide the wet spot in her pants.
Chuck was miffed thinking that he pushed things too far and probably scared the beautiful doctor. However, his thoughts were interrupted when...
"...I ...I will ask the nurses to come and check your vitals and run some tests on you... ummm... You can find me anytime, be it at the hospital or at my house..." the cute mature Japanese doctor hastily said that and rushed out of the room with her heart beating like crazy.
Chuck looked at the flustered doctor, chuckling to himself and muttered, "heh, guess I still have what it takes to nab a hottie like her."
"Hmm, had to agree, not bad at all," said a sweet and childish female voice. Though Chuck has recently come across many females, he had never heard this voice before.
Chuck immediately looked around to find the source, only to notice a small gargoyle of 2 feet in height floating by his side.  The gargoyle does not have a scary face, it had a cute young chibi-like big head, intelligent big eyes and had its orange hair in two pigtails. 
If not for the big ears, big body size bat wings, and the thick tail, Chuck would have thought it was a young cute child.
"Abnormal things like you kept popping up around me so much in the recent days, I am not surprised anymore."
"Who are you calling abnormal! You are abnormal! Your whole lineage is abnormal!"
"Hmm, pampered attitude, name-calling and trying to act mysterious. Definitely a divine being, which god you are connected to?"
"Idiot! Fool! Dumbass! So quick with the assumptions! I am connected to you!"
"Little girl, yes I am desperate for girls, but I have not fallen to the deviant levels of being connected to a little chibi."
"Horny Bastard! Lecher! Perverted Buffon! Why are you trying to act righteously, I know you inside and out. I am a divine being born out of you."
Scratching his head, "I thought my gun wasn't even in commission, when did I make a shot? Girl, I need to meet your mom. Hehe, if I did it once, I can do it again."
"Pervert! Pervert! Fat Pervert! I am born out of you from the spell medium!"
"Ahh, the weird purple spine thing? I thought it was all a dream?"
"Lying pervert! What dream? Didn't you seduce that old lady because you thought you were fixed?"
"Oh, then I guess, it's official. Thanks for being born or whatever. I will meet you later, I have a doctor to bang."
"Idiot! Stupid! Dimwit! Didn't the Goddess tell you that a living spell needs energy? What are you going to bang her with? wet noodle?"
"Ah, damn! ...I ...what should I do?" anxiously asked Chuck as he recollected that his fix is not a one-off cure.
"Hmph, I don't like you! You are stupid, horny and stupid!"
"Now now, first impressions can be deceiving. I am a very caring man. Affectionate and kind at heart," Chuck tried to cajole the little gargoyle knowing that she literally has him by the balls.
The gargoyle chibi gave a long state at Chuck...
 "You didn't even ask me who I am," sadly said the little gargoyle with its ear drooping low.
Chuck quickly patted the sad little gargoyle, "now now, since we share a connection, I innately knew about you, that is why I confirmed that you are a divine being."
"Hmph, I am no ordinary divine being! I am the soul avatar of the Porn System!" proudly said the little Chibi.
Chibi : Chibi is Japanese slang for "small" or "short." It's usually applied to objects, animals, or people (ie. a short person or a small child). When chibi is used in manga and anime, it tends to have a positive, kawaii connotation.
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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.

Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.

His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival. 

Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.

Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. 



TAGS: Sex, humor, adventure, harem, weak-to-strong, battling demons, reincarnation and outwitting gods. 


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So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”?
 
Doctor: No, no and a definite no.
 
Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it. Medical miracles happen all the time. 
 
Doctor: A desperate creature always tries to be hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystalized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils.  Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless.
 
I know what kaput means!
 
Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra.
 
I know that Viagra is a blue pill.
 
Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulations for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
 
Doctor, I will be leaving…
 
Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh.
 
Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen!
 
What! Who?! Who just talked to me!
 
Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me.

[Gulp] who are you?
 
Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe.

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