This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well...  I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

M A I N  - Danielle Tanner - Interview vibes
Nicknames - Dani, Tanner, Little bee, clumsy, baby girl, Dans
Full name: Danielle Tanner (Yep no middle name)
Age - 21
Style: Cute comfortable
Major: Double major graphic design (for book covers) and creative writing (because she loves to write)
Deepest fear: Her secret
What would break her: You can't break her because she's already broken. But to be honest her loved ones dying could definitely get her there
Flaws: shy, doesn't trust people, scarred
Favourite food: Pizza
Hobbies: Writing, star gazing, making book covers, photography, watching black and white movies, visiting coffee shops and libraries, hanging out with close friends but nothing too wild
Trigger: Rubix cube the person from her secret always used it before he did something
Telltale nervous/uncomfortable signs: Bitting the inside of her cheek, looking down, blushing, digging fingernails into palms
Music taste: Pop
Coffee yay or nay: yay, definitely yay. She needs to stay awake. 
Best characteristics: kind, smart, funny, beautiful inside and out, stands up for what she believes in, fighter, creative
Appearance: Dimples, caramel brown hair, green eyes, pale skin, cute small nose, straight teeth, small, bright smiles
Lies: Sometimes white lies are ok, some things need to remain secrets
Fate, destiny, true or bs: Bs because if it was true, the gods sure hated her because her life is majorly fucked up
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M A I N  - River Underwood - Interview vibes
Nicknames - Riv, Babe, Underwood, Dork
Full name: River Daniel Underwood
Age: 21
Style: casual and laidback
Major: Baseball and takes his other passion graphic design(he likes art but it was the most appealing major)
Deepest fear: Watching the ones he loves get hurt and break, when he can't do anything to help
What would break him: watching the people he loves get hurt and not being able to do anything about it
Flaws: sometimes makes friends with the wrong person, to trusting at times
Favourite food: Fries
Hobbies: Doodling, going for runs, cute places, baseball, hanging out with friends on Friday nights
Trigger: People who are rude and hurt others
Telltale nervous/uncomfortable signs: Pacing, jiggling knee
Music taste: Pop
Coffee yay or nay: nay it's gross and tastes like shit
Best characteristics: kind, funny, outgoing, understanding, problem solver
Appearance: tall, dark brown hair, blue eyes, big muscles, athletes body, straight white teeth, clumsy million-dollar smiles
Lies: Never
Fate, destiny, true or bs: True, it's nice to think someones looking out for you and that you have a purpose
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Danielle Tanner, a writer by nature, part time coffee addict, full time day dreamer, occupation - broke college student. Who's dressed in oversized hoodies, a messy bun and fluffy socks until further notice. She loves most things about the world, especially the small things like pillow talks and shower thoughts, midnight music and late-night Starbucks runs, shooting stars, crashing waves, warm coffee and rainy days.  

But Dani isn't just that, she has a different side. Hidden by layers of makeup and tears. She's the broken girl, who wakes up twisted in a coil of blankets, crying and screaming from her nightmares. Her body is a map of scars and her face is stained with teardrops and her soul with secrets.  

She leads a life where someone is always watching, always has an ear to the door and one wrong move could land her in hot water. Truth hurts but secrets kill you, and Dani? Well, is was made from secrets, ones she could never tell of course. Ones like the maze. It scares everyone. But our Dans has a different reason to be so scared she feels sick and cries until she's practically drowning. You see the thing is Danielle Tanner fears the maze not because she could go through it because she already has been through it, just not in the way you would expect.  

And then of course I must introduce our second character, River Underwood, boy with a paintbrush fixed to his hand, a baseball flying out of the other (which makes sense since he's the captain of the baseball team), a gaggle of swooning girls (golden boy alert) and a kind heart. Slowly over time, he feels himself falling for Dani, the girl with the hidden scars, talents, secrets. Whose eyes hold so many secrets, so many broken dreams, so many stars.   

He stays awake with her every single night, wipes away her tears, holds her in his arms, he peels away the layers of secrets, breaks down the walls keeping him out. But can he show her love, or does he hurt her one last time? Can he turn her shadows into stars?

the picture closer "Yep, this is the one, it's in mom's album." putting the picture down on the table. Marie picked it up and took it into the living room to show Autumn.

"Evie just said the craziest thing, she told me you already have this picture, and I just brought it here with me." "Yes, mama, don't you remember? You put it in the album with you and daddy's wedding pictures."She yelled from the kitchen. Autumn stood up "That's impossible Evie, this is the first time I have seen this," she said while taking the album off the bookcase. "You see, Evie? It's not in here, what are you talking about silly- girl, say thank you to grandma for bringing it."

Evelyn jumped off the chair and ran up to her mother to see for herself, "Thank you, grandma, but I was so sure."

Later that night, they were all in bed. It had just started to rain, and the wind was blowing outside. "I sure am glad you're here to protect me, Charlie" She pulled him close to her on the bed and smiled as she fell asleep. The house was quiet, only the sound of the wind whooshing through the trees outside.

There were two clicks in the hall and a short slow creaking of a door. Charlie opened his eyes, putting his head up to look then growled, nustling himself closely against Evelyn.

The door to Autumn and Clyde's room opened slightly. Autumn felt a chill go up to her spine, and she opened her eyes, still laying on Clyde's chest, looking up at him while he slept. The moonlight was coming into the room, and there was a strange calm.

Listening to him breathe she closed her eyes and his breathing got louder and louder, she opened her eyes and noticed that she could see his breath coming from his nose and then a sound by the door startled her to raise her head and look across the room. Something was sitting on the floor by the door. "Charlie?" it didn't move. "Evie?" still no movement. She sat up to get a better look at whatever it was crouching over there. "This is Not funny, Evelyn Marie!" Clyde rolled over with turning his back to her, mimicking her words, saying, "Not funny."

She looked back at what was in the room, and it moved. It started slowly crawling on all fours across the wood floor towards the bed, and by now, Autumn is sitting straight up, clutching the covers tightly under her chin nudging Clyde with her elbow in the back. The blanket moved by their feet as if something was underneath the sheets touching closer to her. Something then pressed down on the foot of the bed as if it was about to lift itself.

Kicking the blankets off her feet, she crawled back towards the headboard.

She felt the covers start to pull and saw a part of its head rise, so she screamed, forcing Clyde to jump awake. "WHAT WHAT WHAT!" he yelled, turning over looking at her. "GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" she cried out, but nothing was there. He grabbed her by the shoulders. "What's wrong" then held her stroking her hair. Marie came running up the stairs to see what the commotion was all about turning on the light. "What the hell is going on?" Seeing Autumn shaken so bad, and being comforted by her son, she turned and ran down the hall to Evelyn's room. Sitting there huddled together with only her big eyes showing through the blankets, she saw Evelyn sitting up in the bed with Charlie still bracing himself against her. "Go back to bed Evie. Your mom just had a bad dream."

Evelyn knew all too well about bad dreams, so she laid back down, holding Charlie tight.

Clyde tried to pull the covers back, hoping he would be able to convince Autumn to lay back down, promising to protect her while she slept, but she kicked them down, saying frantically, "No no no! Then turned to get out of bed but brought her feet up quickly after putting them on the floor, "Can you check under the bed, Clyde?"

This is the story of a little girl whos life was perfect.
She had two loving parents, who could ask for anything more.
Until her dreams became their new reality.

 
I'm drained. I mope to my bedside and slide off my clothes. There are some things I can do that I never knew about. Gifts beyond my understanding. I toss my dirty jeans over an arm on the velvet chair next to the widow and pull on some sweatpants. 
The moonlight outside my second story quarters reveals a pastoral landscape. My Honor's English teacher would be proud. Very Steinbeckian. Times like this one paint a picture of a more elegant estate. One where love and peace could have flourished. 
I shuffle to my bed and crawl under its cold lifeless covers. The moonlight's too much for my eyes. I flop on my other side and come face to face with a figure under my covers next to me. A thin arm drifts closer to my wrist under the sheet. 
"Wh-who are you?" 
Mint and honey? Comforting aromas, no doubt.
"What do you want from me?"
A flirtatious giggle. 
I pull the sheet closer to my mouth. "Evelyn? Is that you?"
The sheet falls to the mattress in a gentle fluff as her form disappears. She hums a light melody around the foot of my bed. In an instant, both sheets and my covers fly off me and wind up on the floor at the foot of my bed. 
"Not funny." 
I inch toward the foot of the bed, holding my eyes back from peering over the edge. God, I hope you aren't sick and rotting down there. The bed's edge draws closer. One hand, then the other. Nothing but floorboards and a pile of bedding. Her giggles trail off through my doorway as its door closes on its own.

A Paranormal Excursion in Four Acts.
 
It should have been a simple field experiment. Go in, prove I can do what I claim, and walk out with the cash. If they could see what I see. Feel the helplessness I do when something else takes over. I’ll bet they’re not kept awake at night by the voices in this place. They don’t see the darkness with eyes that follows us all around this estate as we gather proof. This money was going to help my little sister with her surgery. Good intentions and the road to Hell.

Ash and Janine finally made it into the room where Jenny started to instruct Ash on what to do when having fun. She told him that they must remove all their clothes, Ash was confused by this but thought of the word fun when she had told him about it so he decided to do that. 

Ash left his boxers on and asked whether this was okay, she told him that he must remove everything. Ash was kind of shy but since he knew that she had already touched his Pole he just removed it. Janine also started taking off all her clothes. Ash had never seen a woman naked before and honestly he couldn't really tell the difference between the two. 

Janine had wrapped up her body pretty tightly so Ash thought she had a body like his. She had her sports bra wrapped around her chest due to them being a c cup as soon as she unleashed them they bounced right off shocking Ash. He questioned her why her chest looks bigger than his and she then told him that's because she is a woman shocking Ash once again. 

Ash then asked if he could touch them which Janine allowed him to grab and fondled them. This caused Janine to experience a new kind of emotion and was going through it up and down and the feelings that she was going through was new to her she was blushing at this point and asked Ash to stop playing with her because it was starting to make her feel uncomfortable.  

Ash Stopped asked if it hurt she told him no and then she smirked and grabbed his Pole and started pulling on it causing Ash to yell in pain and then she asked him does that hurt and he said yes and told her to let it go and ask her when were they going to have this fun that she was talking about, she replied with a right now and that they should get on the bed and enter under the sheets. 

They did just that but then Janine got confused because she didn't know what to do next because she hadn't seen what they were doing under the covers. Janine told Ash to just jump around under the bed covers, so Ash started jumping around under the covers and wondered if this was supposed to be fun. 

Pikachu is on the side just laughing at all of this and shaking his head. After a while, Ash had gotten tired of jumping around and decided that he wasn't having fun and wanted to leave. Janine had also gotten tired of his antics and decided that it was time for him to go. Ash after jumping around all crazy asks her why she doesn't have an item in between her legs and why it is flat and shaped weird. 

Ash then poked it causing Janine to moan. Ash got interested and started sticking his hands in there, this caused her to lose her mind as she told him to stop and that it feels funny. Ash took his hands out and noticed that it was wet. He asked her if she was okay because she was breathing heavily. She got mad and slapped his family jewels causing him extreme pain. 

Ash didn't know why and why it hurt so much. Janine also got curious and he asked why it hurt but they both couldn't answer each other's questions. Janine asked if she could touch it again which Ash said fine he didn't mind because it felt kind of good to him, so Janine started touching and playing with his family jewels. 

Janine decided to lick it to see how it would taste like. This caused Ash's pole to rise up shocking Janine, she then asks "why has it gotten bigger, is it because I activated it with my mouth". Ash could only shrug at this as Janine started sucking on his Jews, it felt so good in her mouth and she wondered what would happen if she bit them. 

She decided to bite them just a little bit. She didn't know her own strength and accidentally bit too hard. Ash was in so much pain that he just fainted, Janine was confused by this so she decided to just play with his Pole until he woke up she licked on it and then put her mouth on it she started sucking on it which made Ash wake up and having a funny feeling us he started unleashing her mouth. 

Janine was shocked by this and quickly spit it out and asked him "why he was peeing in her mouth". Ash was confused and said that "he did not feel like peeing and that he didn't pee, he doesn't know what that is and it looks different from pee. Janine also looked at the cum that she had spit out and noticed that it didn't really look like pee. 

Janine asked him what it was and Ash could only shrug saying he didn't know either, she said that she wants to go ask her friend Nurse Joy who's in the Pokemon center. They both quickly got dressed and headed out to the Pokemon center. Ash was starting to feel sleepy after cumming but he did not know the reason why. When they got to the Pokemon center they met up with Green and Red. 

Green woke up and they were just about to leave the Pokemon center when they noticed Ash and Janine coming. Ash got excited and told them to wait because he was going to ask them if they knew anything about the white stuff that came out of him. Red had a bad feeling when he saw Ash coming to him excited and wanted to avoid him but it was too late. Ash and Janine were right in front of him stopping him from going anywhere else.

Liam dies and is sent to the world of Pokemon with all his memories of his previous life as a Pokemon geek. Join him in his journey as he gets a never before seen legendary Pokemon egg as his starter.....

WARNING!!! New Author here. Mind the grammar. Another thing is that this is my First time writing a novel and my First FanFic, just trying here out new stuff. ---------- I would love if you could point out the misspelling or other errors. ---------- 
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It was because of his gentle, handsome face that it was difficult for her to berate him.
It was annoying that he was always using his handsome face to get what he wanted!
She could hear him coaxing her gently, but when she thought about his voracious panting from before, all she could do was blush furiously.
She was too shy to express the fact that the sound of his panting was just too… heavenly!
It made her weak all over!
No wonder the fans kept requesting for it. Xu Moyan had no resistance whatsoever toward it. Even if she wanted to resist him just a little bit, she would eventually succumb to his urges at the sound of his panting. It made her forget what she wanted to say or do.
Just like that, things had turned out this way, and now her bones were hurting all over.
Right then, her stomach suddenly growled really loudly.
Both of them were momentarily stunned as they simultaneously looked at Xu Moyan's stomach.
The look of surprise on Wei Zilin's face as he tried to hold in his laughter made Xu Moyan embarrassed and mad. She dove under the covers and moved away from him as she covered herself tightly from head to toe.
Wei Zilin's eyes narrowed into a curve. His eyes shone like a million shining stars as they twinkled gently and clearly.
He pulled Xu Moyan into his arms before pulling the covers off of her. Her blushing face popped into view as he said, "Don't stuff yourself in there."
Who would have thought this would be the reaction of his little girlfriend on their first night.
One could attribute it to her shyness, but her reaction was just too funny.
Xu Moyan sulked and said pitifully, "I'm hungry."
"I'll get us takeaway. It's too late now. Let's just have something light, okay?" Wei Zilin said.
Xu Moyan nodded. She did not care what he ordered. She was so hungry right now that she could eat a horse.
Wei Zilin got up and picked up his phone, but before ordering the takeout, he did not forget to give her a reminder, "You're not allowed to cover your face next time."
Xu Moyan was disgruntled by his words but nodded as she cocooned herself on the bed, only allowing her head to pop out. Her four slender fingers could be seen holding onto the covers.
Wei Zilin ordered food with a takeaway app and soon came over to pull the covers off Xu Moyan.
"What are you doing" Xu Moyan looked at him nervously.
Wei Zilin laughed. "Don't you feel uncomfortable? I'll carry you to the bathroom so that you can take a bath."
Xu Moyan quickly shook her head. "You can go ahead first. I'll take my bath later."
"Aren't you hurting all over?" Wei Zilin said patiently. He was not annoyed, but his hands were still working at scooping her out of the covers.
There was nothing to protect her as he could feel her smooth skin on his fingertips. Xu Moyan exclaimed in a small voice as a smile appeared on Wei Zilin's lips; at the same time, a funny look flashed through his eyes. His hands suddenly relaxed a little, making Xu Moyan scared enough to quickly grab him tightly around the neck. She gave up all resistance as she closed her eyes and buried her head into the nook of Wei Zilin's neck.
Her upright idol had become so much more like a hooligan recently, so much so that Xu Moyan had the urge to go on Weibo to ask what she should do about it with the heading: "Urgent, answer needed right now!"
As Xu Moyan was too shy, she could not open herself up while sitting in the same bathtub as Wei Zilin. Her movements were so rigid that Wei Zilin even stopped teasing her.
Even though it was a very trying situation for him, he was able to hold back his urges as he quickly helped Xu Moyan clean up. Then, he dried her up and carried her out of the tub before tucking her under the covers again.
Xu Moyan looked at the pajamas that had been thrown onto the chair beside her. She stretched out an arm as she wriggled under the covers toward the edge of the bed to grab the pajamas. Then, she used the pajamas as a tent to cover herself completely, using her head to form the tip of the tent as she dressed herself underneath.
Wei Zilin did not know whether to laugh or cry at the sight of her under the covers. While she was underneath, a random limb would occasionally jut out here and there as she squirmed about.
After quite a while, Xu Moyan finally appeared breathlessly. Her hair was fuzzy and in a mess while her face was especially red from the lack of fresh air.
Wei Zilin went over to her and held her in his arms. "Why do you need to do all that work? Sooner or later, you'll need to get used to us baring it all with each other now that we are in a relationship."
Baring it all with each other. Did he really need to use that phrase?
Right then, a ringing sound came from the intercom at the door. Wei Zilin pinched Xu Moyan's face and got up to collect the takeaway.
While Wei Zilin was collecting the food, Xu Moyan walked out with her hands supporting her waist.
She did not care for her image when Wei Zilin was not looking as she stumbled out like an old lady who had just pulled a muscle.
When she got to the living room, she straightened herself up, but still walked really slowly.
She thought that Wei Zilin did not notice her actions but was unaware that Wei Zilin had seen everything she did.
He walked into the dining room and hugged Xu Moyan. "You could have just waited for me to bring the food into the bedroom. Why did you walk out here?"
"The food will end up stinking up the bedroom. Then it'd be uncomfortable to sleep in," Xu Moyan replied. What she did not mention was that if they had eaten in the room, it might ignite another bout of passion. What would she do then?
This man may tell her that it would only happen once tonight, and that he would make sure that she has a good rest, but she noticed that when he spoke to her, there was fire burning in his eyes. It made her heart uneasy such that she did not dare look him in the eye.
This was why she did not dare to stay any longer in the room. She needed to walk out regardless of how much pain she was in.
There was still a smile on Wei Zilin's face as he immediately carried her to her seat in the dining room.
Wei Zilin did not order much, and most of the food was light. It was late at night now and both of them would just need to eat until they were semi-full, otherwise, it would be too uncomfortable to go back to sleep.
While they were eating, Wei Zilin suddenly mentioned, "Let's visit grandpa this Saturday, okay?"
It was very sudden and made Xu Moyan nervous. Her chopsticks stopped in front of her lips as she froze in place.
Only after a while did she reply, "Okay."
"I've told grandpa about us, so don't worry too much about it," Wei Zilin smiled at her reassuringly.
How could Xu Moyan not worry about it? She felt like she just choked on the food. She drank a mouthful of water before saying, "Well… What does grandpa think?"
Wei Zilin replied, "He's really happy about it. He is really up there in age and doesn't really look at things in such a calculative way anymore. He's happiest seeing his grandchildren with a good family and career to enjoy. To him, that's better than anything. I told him that you would be the most suitable woman to build a family and he was instantly satisfied."
Xu Moyan still did not feel too sure about the whole thing. She was not entirely convinced and thought that Wei Zilin might just be consoling her.
…
The next day at work, Xu Moyan did not have much to do in the office in the afternoon. Therefore, she logged onto Weibo to browse a bit.
Mo Xiaoqing's fans were no longer causing trouble. This was not surprising as they were beaten down time and again by her negative news. Because of this, they no longer had the energy to fight.
Similarly, Mo Xiaoqing remained quiet on Weibo.
With that, Xu Moyan no longer worried about the news and went on to browsing interesting memes and videos instead.
Then, she logged onto WeChat. The 8x8 is 64 chat group had been quiet for the last few days, but now it was starting to come alive again.
Xu Moyan opened WeChat when she saw the notifications. They were all from Nan Jingheng.
He had even added her and Wei Zilin.
Wei Zilin was already online in the chatroom while Xu Moyan quickly greeted them, "What's going on?"
Nan Jingheng, "Great! You're all here so I'll just tell everyone about it. It's like this: Massacre OL has prepared a few theme songs for the game. The song previously uploaded to Weibo was one of the songs, but there's another one that I'd like to invite both of you to sing in."
Wei Zilin, "You've really spent a lot of time on this in order to promote the game."
Nan Jingheng, "Hehe. That big showdown on Weibo created so much heat, so we have to make sure to ride wave. It will have a great effect if both of you sang the theme song as a couple."
Xu Moyan, "… Not that I don't want to agree to this but I'm seriously tone-deaf. I'm the kind of person everyone will stop from singing the moment I open my mouth at a KTV. It's different from doing voiceover work. If I sing this song, I'd be opening myself up to humiliation - Massacre OL won't be able to escape from the public shaming either."
Nan Jingheng, "… It can't be that bad. Big Brother Zilin, is that true?"
Wei Zilin, "I really have no idea. I haven't heard her sing before."
Xu Moyan, "I'm a terrible singer. So naturally, I wouldn't want to show this trait to you."
Nan Jingheng, "Well, how about we meet at the KTV tonight for a session and listen to you sing a song? It's all because of Big Brother Zilin that the main characters in Massacre OL are not the most popular characters. Qi Shaofeng is that one with all the popularity. After yesterday's huge online showdown, Qi Shaofeng and Qing Siyu have now ascended to take the mantle of the main characters. If both of you sang the theme song together, it would have a highly desirable marketing effect."
Wei Zilin's eyes shone. He really wanted to see how tone-deaf Xu Moyan was, but it would not be that great to watch his own girlfriend be humiliated in front of his friends. In this case, it would be best to listen to her on his own.
This time, he did not ask for Xu Moyan's opinion as she would agree if he asked.
It was a rare occasion that Wei Zilin made the decision without asking for Xu Moyan's permission. "We'll be skipping the session tonight. We have to go to Sheng City and help Moyan move."
Nan Jingheng was not the only one shocked by this as Xu Moyan was too.
He had not discussed anything about this with her beforehand.
Despite this, after last night, she got the feeling that Wei Zilin would not let her leave his side willy-nilly for some time.


When Lin Chu met the ridiculously rich and affluent Yan Beicheng, she did not expect him to act like an immature hooligan, shameless in every way whenever they bumped into each other. Yet, every encounter had him come to her rescue, from saving her from the humiliation of watching her ex-boyfriend marrying her adopted sister, to whisking her away from petty colleagues and lecherous clients.Whether this is true kindness remains to be seen, as he never forgets to take advantage of her whenever he can. Is there something between them or is he just having fun with her?

The sun was shining through the window as Anarion opened his eyes. There was some initial confusion, he wondered how exactly he got here. It was his room, but he wondered why he was here.
"Yo, you're finally awake." He knew that voice, he could never forget it. Anarion sat up on his bed as fast as he could. His gaze met Aenos's, a fire grew Anarion's eyes. He threw his bed covers at Aenos and yelled "What the fuck are you doing here?" Amma and Ithilious were in the room. Amma spun around to face the wall.
Ithilious was laughing. "What the fuck is so funny asshole?" Ithilious put his foot on the bed, cleared his throat, and firmly said. "You're naked." Anarion looked down. Then looked at Ithilious and said in an annoyed voice "Why the fuck am I naked?"
Aenos was laughing himself "Your Ghee top was destroyed, your pants, on the other hand, were completely stained in blood, the doctor removed them." Anarion unashamedly stood up and looked at Amma, then looked at Ithilious. "What the fuck is her problem?" Amma was still directly facing the wall. She was trying to hide the fact that her face had turned beat red.
Aenos was laughing out loud. Anarion turned around and punched him in the face. Aenos took the hit with ease and continued laughing. "Fuck you asshole! What's so fucking funny?' Aenos stopped laughing for a minute. "Your still the same as ever, you have no shame." Aenos smiled at Anarion. "It's good to see you after all this time. I'm sorry I could not be there for you growing up, but now that you are becoming a Swordsman we might be able to see each other more often."
Anarion's eyes beamed with intense anger. "Fuck off and die asshole. I don't need you." Aenos smiled at Anarion again. "I'll leave you alone for now. I know it's not going to be easy to forgive me for being such a terrible brother. But I hope one day we can be like we were before." Aenos put the covers from Anarion's bed on the floor, stood up, and left the room. Aenos opened the door and turned to Anarion. He noticed Caend leaning against the wall with a mischievous smile.
Looking back at Anarion, he said. "If you would like to meet your father, he is here. Just let me know. The entire Academy is relocating to Terathil, so most of us will be here for another week while we move everyone who is not graduating." Anarion continued to glare at Aenos. He closed the door.
Amma was still facing the wall. Anarion looked at Ithilious again and asked "What the fuck is her problem?" Ithilious grabbed Anarion by the shoulders and yelled "Your naked dumbass!" Anarion looked down. "Oh, right, I forgot." He picked up the covers and wrapped them around his waist and sat down on the bed.
"He covered himself," said Ithilious poking Amma in the back of the head. Amma stood there for roughly thirty seconds more, then turned around. Ithilious shook his head "Jeez you are so damn clueless. Have some shame for once in your life." Anarion glared at Ithilious "Go fuck yourself." Amma moved closer to the bed, she was now standing slightly behind Ithilious.
"Thank you for saving my life," she said. Anarion nodded. "I didn't anticipate the end result, but he probably would have cleaved you in two. I really had no choice in the matter." Ithilious shook his head again. "Thanks for saving my sister, but you really need to work on phrasing things."
Anarion looked at Ithilious "I don't mix words to make people feel better." Ithilious sighed, Amma remained quiet. "Seeing as how I only have a bed sheet to cover myself, can one of you get me some clothes," asked Anarion. Ithilious replied. "I'll see what I can do, we should get going for now."
Amma and Ithilious quietly left the room. Caend was still standing outside leaning on the wall. "I was passing by and it was so noisy in there. I thought for a second you and Anarion were making the beast with two backs." Amma turned beat red again and punched Caend in the stomach as hard as she could.
Caend slumped to the ground. "Maybe a bit of afternoon delight then." She kicked him in the face. Ithilious looked on in horror. Blood dripped from Caend's nose, but his stupid smile did not go away. "Was he attacking your pink forest?" Amma picked him up by the neck and punched him in the face.
"Was he buttering your biscuit?" Amma punched him in the face again. Ithilious put his hand on Amma's shoulder. "Oi, you are going to kill him." She turned his gaze to him. She looked like a demonic Xalnog with how red her face was.
"Did he enter your castle?" asked Caend was bleeding but still smiling. She threw Caend down the hallway. There was a faint voice asking "Did he plow through your bean field?" About to run after him Ithilious restrained her and dragged her down the hall.
"I'll fucking kill you Caend!" yelled Amma. "Don't give that masochist more fuel." pleaded Ithilious still dragging her away from the scene. While passing a hallway they bumped into Bwoire. He was holding a new and clean Ghee. He examined the strange scene for a moment. "Are you sick Amma?" he asked unsure of what was going on.
Ithilious let go of Amma. "Nothing is going on, right Amma?" She nodded. "Aenos told me Anarion was awake so I figured I'd come to bring him some fresh clothing." Down the hallway, you could hear "Was he negotiating the forested chasm." Amma sprinted down the hall in a flash to continue mercilessly beating up her little brother. "He's probably still awake, you know where you're going right?" asked a nervous Ithilious.
Bwoire nodded. "Now that Anarion is conscious I'll need to see all four of you tonight." Ithilious responded, "I'll inform my sister." There were screams of agony down the hall. "Is everything okay?" asked Bwoire. Ithilious sighed "Nothing to worry about." You could hear a faint voice ask. "How was his hot beef injection?" Amma was ramming his head against the wall, eventually, Caend passed out from the blunt force trauma.

Note - I am no longer satisfied with the quality of the story. I feel like I can make a better story with better characters. When I do eventually re-write this story, it will be under a different name.


Anarion Ragnor struggles to move ahead in a world that is on the brink of collapse. Demons, Gods, Undead, Cursed Beings and more are all fighting for control of Terath. Anarion a student on his way to graduation from the Swordsmen Academy struggles to cope with his issues of abandonment while those around him are trying to breach through the emotional mask he wears to protect himself from becoming attached to the people around him.

Anarion is forced to live in the Shadow of his older brother who has fastly become one of the most renown Swordsmen alive. Dealing with his insurecity, ineptitude and inner fears. Anarion must face the world and himself. Swordsmen are ancient Warriors who wield legendary blades that can become so powerful they could shatter reality. They also know a unique magic called Elestran.

The sounds are funny/off.  Like I have gel in my ears.  When I cough out some slime it makes me shudder.

Far off, but getting loud are sounds and words.

Automated messages: "Unknown Substance Alert", "Warning", "Containment!"

The Ship AI is also speaking.

It wants me to wait for medical recovery sleds.

My space suit is close by.  It ejected me by disconnecting at joints.

The rolling service drones arrive and load me and the pool of gel onto a flat cart.

By the time, the drone start moving a transparent containment bubble covers me like a lid.
I relax and breathe.  

Something in my bones tells me.. I actually still have bones.  Nothing about them is broken.

On vacation, you can meet people well outside the usual. One business innovator makes his new friend a partner. Wealthy Clients can have perfect portraits. Body morphing models can give the perfect image of 'yourself'.   This story is entered in a webcomic contest. Please vote, subscribe, and rank:

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As I open my eyes, I feel that my body so heavy and numb. 'What happened to me?' I move my sight around me, everything is different. 

"Honey, you finally woke up!"

I'm confused and lost at the moment. I asked myself 'Who's this woman? Why she's so clingy and it seems there is some mistakes in here? Am I dead and then reincarnated?'

"Who are you?", I asked the woman.
"I'm your fiance.", she said.

I couldn't help questioning my sexual orientation right now. What the heck happened to me?

"Who am I ? "

When I asked that question, she just cry out loud. 

"No. No. No. You're totally making fun of me right now Devon. Don't play amnesia on me. It's not funny", she said.

Whoa, so I'm still Devon but how come I have a fiance that's a total hottie lady and I totally sure I don't feel any sexual attraction towards her. Did I just reincarnate into a body of a man? 

So I checked out underneath the covers. Hey dude, I have a man's pride and glory. I don't know whether to cry or what. Should I accept this reality I'm in? 

"Hey Miss, I totally don't know you and I'm sorry about that. But can I ask about how did we came to be together? like this fiance thingy? Coz I'm kinda lost right now. Let's start with your name first."

Her eyes really show panic that I no longer remember her.

"I'm Natalie Lin. We met November of last year in a park in  Y City when I am trying to commit suicide. You stopped me from doing it. I remember you are wearing your T-shirt dress with heart prints and you look like mess coz your hair is so messy." 
    "You keep on grumbling that I am lucky while you are not. It so funny hearing you say that. I could not understand why you said I am lucky when you totally don't know me. Because of you I stopped myself from committing suicide."
     I am confuse. I am definitely in a man's body right now but why am I wearing a T-shirt dress at that moment with hearts printed on it.

What if one day you woke up and you have change? Are you ready to live your new life? Abandon your ideals from your previous life? Or what if you were only tricked by fate? what are you going to do?

This is a story of a woman who woke up one day from coma and she thought that she reincarnated in a man's body and tried to live with it. The truth is, she didn't even lived another lifetime. She is still in her own body not reincarnated. How will she cope if she finds out the truth?

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