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In a world where the existence of demons and monsters are as certain as prophecies coming true, unique creatures called "black children" are born as candidates in fulfilling a world prophecy, but only one can truly become The Black Child stated in it. Three of these black children are the self-egotistical, yet caring, Fest, the cheeky and harsh-mouthed Umeru, and a kind-hearted, passive boy named Lucio. In this tale of morals and emotions, they will meet powerful and weak people alike, each with their own problems that'll affect their lives as they grow. Their adventure starts at the humble village of Flowterra, their home.

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I drew all of the media used, except for the book cover. I used a free photo then edited over it.

Monsters and humans live together peacefully now. Though one family in the neighborhood is quite, complicated. Especially the girl with the tattered pages of her heart.
(Story based off a dream I had)

This is based on real stories happened when I was a kid.

Three years passed since the Lu Family's last gathering. Alfred remained to be on the side of Andrea and Lu Fang, as it was the most convenient way to ensure his children were well taken care of and were taught with discipline. 
Samantha worked with Angela at the private forensic lab that they had established over time. Simultaneously, she was doing private investigative work. She operated with the same investigator who helped solve the murder of her parents, Ms. Di Xue. 
She was equally busy as Alfred, especially with the rising crimes in the city. It was because of Samantha's experience, witnessing families lose a loved one that she supported the plan of remaining in the Lu mansion, where their children are safest. 
Chevre further enriched the Lu family's business, expanding partnerships in other neighboring countries whereas Xuilan opened two other shops in the biggest malls in the city, also allowing her to have more clients than before. Xuilan created a name for herself, not just being a Lu. 
Matteo's family, the Ricci's, instead of opening another hotel in Beijing, established a strong partnership with Zhao Realty and invested in residential buildings. Thus, he and Alfred fully managed the realty company and eventually turning it into a bigger corporation than how it was last remembered. 
Since Andrea and Lu Fang's children were already bustled with their lives and career, the grandparents also developed a new career, one that they enjoyed... for the most part; babysitting. 
One time, they were left with the greatest challenge. Alfred's nannies took emergency leaves together, and his children did not listen to the other maids in the Lu Mansion. Aunt Rosa and her family had returned to Mexico just a little over a year ago and thus, the couple was left to take care of five incredibly hyperactive children. 
Alfred's eldest triplets, Noah, Mason, and Harper were already at school but would be home before Lunch. 
As Andrea helped the maids prepare for the twin's porridge, Lu Fang decided to bring the three kids to their room, wanting to lie on his bed while watching them. 
He let Siena, Alfred's fourth child, continue coloring her book while the youngest twins, Liam and Hunter, played with their blocks on the floor. However, just within fifteen minutes of watching them, Lu Fang fell asleep next to Siena. 
Lu Fang fell asleep for only ten minutes, but in those fifteen minutes, the twins caused a lot of damage inside the master's bedroom.
Andrea eagerly returned to announce that food was ready, but when she did not find them in the nursery, she went straight to their bedroom. 
"Oh - my - God! Babe? How could you fall asleep?! It's a mess!" Exclaimed Andrea. "You could have just asked one maid to at least watch them if you needed to sleep?!"
Liam and Hunter were nearly three years old, and their curiosity made their way to the closet. They literally poured out every content that they could reach. Clothes were scattered everywhere. Liam was swimming in the pool of cloth. Hunter made Lu Fang's brief, a hat.
Lu Fang woke up, startled. His eyes grew wide at the sight of their closet being invaded by his grandchildren. He turned to his wife and sneered, "Sorry, babe. I just fell asleep."
It was because Lu Fang and Andrea had an exercise early in the morning that the man was in need of a quick break. 
The man turned to Siena and said, "Harper, how could you not watch over your siblings?"
Siena's eyes moved from left to right before she corrected, "Grandpa, I'm Siena. Haha! You are so funny!"
"Harper is at school with her brothers! Can you stop forgetting their names? These kids are living with us! How could you forget their names?!" Andrea said. 
Turning to the twins, she sighed and called for them, "Liam, Mason! Let's have lunch now, babies."
Siena laughed thoroughly at her grandmother and said, "Grandma, that's Liam and Hunter! Haha! You two are so funny."
Lu Fang and Andrea looked at each other before saying to the little girl, "R-i-g-h-t."
Just as the couple arrived at the dining table with three of Alfred's kids, the rest of the party arrived. There were now a handful of five. 
"Hi, grandma! Grandpa!" Noah, Mason, and Harper said simultaneously.
"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Lu, I'll take the kid's bags to their room," It was Juan who said, bringing the children directly for their lunch before heading back.
"Thank you, Juan!" Said Andrea.
"Okay, kids! Let's have lunch," Lu Fang invited them to take their seats.
"Yes, grandpa," said Noha. "By the way, I'm Noah. This is Mason. We look alike, but remember, grandpa, my dimple is deeper than Mason's!"
While Mason scoffed, Lu Fang said, "R-i-g-h-t. I could tell. If you smile and the dimples show."
Yet, despite the two boys smiling, Lu Fang could not tell the difference at all. It was the same with Andrea. He just said, "Eat... Identical Twins!"
In the afternoon, Lu Fang and Andrea watched a local Children's TV show with the triplets and Siena. The youngest twins Liam and Hunter had their early afternoon nap with Juan. They were at least comfortable with Juan, having been with the family for long. 
In between the show, breaking news interrupted the commercial. From the TV, they all watched as anchor spoke. 
"Citizens of Beijing. We interrupt this program for refreshing news. Last night, a convenience store, near a private school, was saved from a robbery... by Super Kids."
The news showed two children, a boy and a girl, fully masked and covered in tight leather-like jumpsuits. The children looked like they were still in their twelfth grade or more. They effortlessly overcame the robber with their martial arts skills. 
Even with a gun wielded at the two youngsters, the children were fearless in disarming the robber.
"Wow!" Andrea exclaimed. "They are amazing!" She put a finger on her chin and said, "The move though looks very familiar. Like, it's my style of kick."
"Yes, very fearless, those two. Their parents must be having a heart attack by now," remarked Lu Fang. "How could they let their children fight crimes?"
"Yeah! Good job! Ivs!" Announced Noah, simulating the same punches given by the boy on TV. 
"Hiya! Just like grandma's secret kick!" Said Mason, also cheering the Super Kids on TV. 
"Hahaha! You two, you speak like you know these... Super Kids," said Andrea while giggling. 
"Granpa, Granda, those kids are brother Ivan and sister Irene! Just look at their moves!" Revealed Harper. She turned to Lu Fang and Andrea before saying, "When we turn twelve years old too, we are going to join the Lu Super Kids Club! Hiya!"
Andrea looked at her husband in horror, while Lu Fang screamed, "Chevre!!!!!!!"
"Haha! Grandpa and grandma are so funny!" Siena said. "Hiya!"
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Author's Notes: These will be part of the few Bonus Chapters for this novel. 
Please don't forget to add my other stories in your library:
Tricking My Cold Lover
Put Out My Fire


[COMPLETED]

"Andy, I love you so much." The man said while taking a breather after a long kiss.

Andrea closed her eyes and held his face giving him small kisses before answering. "I love you too." 

"Babe, I know I said I'd wait till we get married, but… - " 

"Shhh…" She interrupted him and teasingly bit her lip before smiling. She gave him another set of kisses before finally adding, "I never asked you to wait… I want you too…"

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 "Andy, tell me about your family? What have you been up to before we met?" 

Andrea's head was leaning against his torso thinking of what to say to him. She was suddenly silent and began sorting through a pile of secrets in her head, trying to decide where to start. 

She then turned to the side and hugged him tightly. 

"Andy?" 

"Sometimes, I wonder if I am that really important to you."

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BANG! BANG! 

Lu Fang closed his eyes anticipating pain to follow but as he opened his eyelids, he felt nothing.

“Andy! Andy!” 

He screamed at the top of his lungs when he realized it was Andrea and not him who received the bullets and fell off the cliff. 

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Inside a private facility, a woman woke up from a coma and the first thing she did was to call her sister. “I want you to arrange a marriage for me. Marry me off to the CEO of Lu-Wei Enterprises, Lu Fang.”

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Andrea Li was heartbroken and left her foster family. Since then, she commissioned herself as a bodyguard, hoping to forget her failed relationship while preserving her combative skills. 

By accident, she met Lu Fang, the CEO of Lu-Wei Enterprises, and the same man she was meant to protect. In order to keep him safe, she got caught in a pretended relationship until both their feelings turned real. 

As they got closer to the truth behind his assassination attempts, Lu Fang and his family speculated on Andrea’s identity. 

What secrets does Andrea have? Will Lu Fang Accept her dark past? 

I hope you stay with me on this romantic journey as we unravel the mysteries of Andrea’s life and put Lu Fang’s love to the test. 

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WARNING: This novel contains content of a very adult nature. If you are easily offended or are under the age of 18, you may opt to skip this.

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"We're going to unite Osaka Area and Hakata Area!"
The moment this news was announced, everyone was shocked since it had only been yesterday since the new governor of Osaka Area had announced about the matter of "Unification Day", but in a single day, the governor of Osaka had decided to unite both Osaka Area and Hakata Area.
Of course, such a thing startled the governor of the Hakata Area since they had thought that the first area which was being united would be the Tokyo Area since both Osaka and Tokyo were fairly close to each other.
Even though both Osaka and Hakata were also very close, both areas were being divided with a sea which was filled with a lot of Gastrea.
In the past, there was both bridge and tunnel which connected both Kyushu Island and Honshu Island, but after Gastrea had appeared, it was destroyed by those monsters and the only way for people to transport to both islands was either using an airplane or ship which was covered in Varanium.
That was why, when the other four areas heard it, they were a bit surprised since they had thought that Osaka Area would unite the Tokyo Area first, but Osaka Area decided to unite the Hakata Area first.
The only good thing about Hakata Area was this island had an abundance of Varanium, but their condition wasn't good since it was quite hard to transport or sell that Varanium with a lot of Gastrea around their surroundings.
Haru had announced that he would clear the Gastrea around both areas and once again created a bridge that connected both areas so everyone could transport to both areas without being feared by Gastrea.
The response of the Hakata Area was quite funny, they laughed when they heard that Osaka Area decided to clear up the Gastrea around their area and thought that they would be unsuccessful, and joked if they were able to clear up the Gastrea around Hakata Area, the governor of the Hakata Area decided to join the Osaka Area to unite this country.
Even the Tokyo Area, Sendai Area, and Sapporo Area didn't say anything since they knew very well how fierce the sea was divided between Honshu and Kyushu since it was filled with a lot of Gastrea.
But then there was one thing which every governor in each area ignored which was the appearance of "WIRED".
"WIRED" might be the first social media which has appeared in this world and it had silently penetrated each area without the governor of each area noticing.
"WIRED" has become very popular in Osaka Area since the government also worked together to popularize the "WIRED" to the public by announcing a lot of things such as their preparation to connect both areas, what the government did, and a lot more making the image of Haru to the public better since everyone could see that Haru really wanted this land to be freed from Gastrea.
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Saitake Haruka.
Profile: Governor of Osaka Area.
Status: Preparing a special squad which consists of cute girls with my wife ^^
[Photo of Esdeath instructs a lot of Cursed Children in front of her]
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Everyone laughed when they thought that their governor was also quite funny, the only thing that made them disappointed was their governor had already married making a lot of girls cry and sometimes sent out a curse letter to Esdeath, but when Haru had created this status, everyone didn't fear against the Cursed Children once again and really thought that the group of Cursed Children was very cute.
Cute and powerful!
Cute is justice!
It was the thing that Haru wanted to tell everyone, and no one should be afraid of petty differences.
Haru started to think that he should create a movie or anime which makes the group of Cursed Children as the hero in the story fighting bad people on the television to make the image of Cursed Children better.
Of course, even though there were a lot of people who supported him, there were also a lot of people who disagreed with him, but Haru didn't care much about that since he could just block their ID on "WIRED" easily so all the voices within the "WIRED" were only a voice which supported him.
Esdeath ignored them all and focussed herself on training the group Cursed Children. She knew that the potential of Cursed Children was very powerful since she had read on the story of "Black Bullet" before that rank 1 and 2 of Initiator could defeat the "Zodiac Gastrea" (Level V Gastrea).
Initiators include Cursed Children, individuals with the Gastrea Virus, who are partnered with an individual from the Civil Security Corporation.
They are all Cursed Children, which subsequently means they are female but are currently only seen to have pre-pubescent bodies, as the Gastrea Virus that gave rise to them has only existed for 10 years.
Generally, they have a special ability that consists of three aspects which consist of agility, recovery, and special abilities.
Initiators can outrun extremely fast Gastrea and attacks are thrown at them whilst carrying their Promoters on their backs, without losing any energy in the process. It also means that their agility is extremely fast.
As a result of the Gastrea blood in their veins, initiators can recover their own wounds at an amazing rate. When they do so, smoke covers the wound and, after it clears, the spot appears unharmed.
All initiators carry a particular variation of the Gastrea virus that provides them with a Model. Each Model is named so because of the particular aspect of an animal their fighting capability resembles. For example, Enju Aihara is a Rabbit Model, which means like a rabbit, the majority of her strength is concentrated in her legs, which is why when engaging in combat she proceeds to make use of kicks. Furthermore, her legs are hardened to the point of being able to break steel as is the case in the fight between her and Kohina Hiruko.
Those three aspects make them very strong and some people fear them.
But for Esdeath, she felt that it was a waste to trample them and it was better to use them. For the people who were afraid, it was just an excuse for their own weakness. She would train all of them in a week to become good subordinates.
The group of Cursed Children at first was quite afraid of Esdeath, but they slowly started to feel that they wanted to become like her, no, but they wanted to have a future like Esdeath to marry someone like Haru. If possible they wanted to marry Haru in the future.
"The strong live, and the weak die!"
It was a simple sentence that had always become Esdeath's creed in her life after her father in the past.
Haru didn't have any intention to change it since he felt that there Esdeath's education wasn't wrong.
The weak have always been oppressed, and the strong have always been the ones who rule.
It had always been like that from the era where dinosaurs were still alive.
If you want to get out of being oppressed then you can only become strong or else you might be manipulated by Haru with only using social media.
Haru had felt that it was quite funny really when he thought about everyone who didn't care about "WIRED" which could become a weapon that could wreck them apart.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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He had been reincarnated, he thought that he didn't cheat until suddenly he noticed someone invite him on a group chat.

[Do you wish to join Dimensional Chat Group?]

MC: "Accept!"

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