Wang Chen a 15yr old child star in China was called down to Korea for an Idol Trainee Audition by an all time famous Idol Entertainment Company. He was immediately accepted and put into their new upcoming debut group, Chen then encounters 17 new trainees who were gonna be his teammates in the future, finds them very chaotic but still great people already falling for their charms, one of the trainees captures his attention the most named Lee Jihun, was the youngest being just 14yrs old and resembled a hamster according to Chen. On confrontation they had apparently met before in China when they were 9-10yrs old. Who would have thought those lost friends would meet in such a way!

They grew closer to becoming best friends by practicing together for becoming Idols. They had their misunderstandings but having feelings for Chen, Jihun confessed first not wanting to lose his one and only best-friend with whom he fell in love right after their groups debut!! Thus, they started dating with the support of their teammates. They were divided into 3 sub units NEO 35, NEO U and NEO FREE under the group NEO. Chen and Jihun were placed together in NEO FREE along with Mark, Ren, Jino, Hajoon and Jae. 

Then came a time when the whole world got to know about their relationship through a scandal!! But this time with their company and fans supporting them as well as their teammates who were dating within the group, they were able to face this harsh world. They became more famous after the ordeal with the help of their fans always supporting and encouraging them. Jihun even planned Chen's surprise 18th birthday party and to return the favor Chen surprises Jihun 5yrs later with an Engagement Proposal at the 5th Yr Debut Concert of NEO with the help of his members, the company, their beloved fans and their parents. Accepting Chen's proposal Jihun was bounded to his Little Chinese Lover.

Wang Chen a 15yr old child star in China was called down to Korea for an Idol Trainee Audition by an all time famous Idol Entertainment Company. He was immediately accepted and put into their new upcoming debut group. Chen then encounters 17 new trainees who were gonna be his teammates in the future, finds them very chaotic but still great people, already falling for their charms. One of the trainees captures his attention the most named Lee Jihun, the youngest being just 14yrs old and resembled a hamster according to Chen. On confrontation they had apparently met before in China when they were just 10-11yrs old. Who would have thought these lost friends would meet in such a way!!

They grew closer to becoming best friends, then having crushes on each other, by practicing together for becoming Idols. They had their misunderstandings but having feelings for Chen, Jihun confessed first not wanting to lose his one and only best friend with whom he fell in love with, right after their groups debut!! Thus, they started dating with the support of their other 16 teammates. They were divided into 3 sub units NEO 35, NEO U and NEO FREE under the group NEO. Chen and Jihun were placed together in NEO FREE along with Mark, Ren, Jino, Hajoon and Jae. A group for the youngest members of NEO.

Let's see how the two youngest members of NEO fall for each other. Curious for the reaction of their other 17 teammates? Their company? Their fans? The media? Their parents? Also many other side couples which include their other teammates!!

Desainer kepala SI Corporation yang terkenal, Xiao Yu, masih muda, menjanjikan, dan penuh dengan bakat. Tetapi siapa yang mengira bahwa surga akan cemburu dengan kejeniusan kepahlawanan ini ?! Setelah bangun dari kecelakaan mobil, dia tiba-tiba terlahir kembali sebagai hamster!

Zhang Yun is a gaming hamster. For a special mission in the Lost Kingdom, he has been a hamster for ten years. To his surprise one day, the game suddenly announces that the server will be permanently going offline just as he's about to complete the mission…

However, at the moment the game goes permanently offline, he actually brings the game system to an alternate world. He also brings along everything in his inventory, including his hundred million summoning scrolls.

Uh?

For a ten-year hamster to become rich overnight, what worries does he have at conquering the alternate world?

Ah, I'm sorry. You're mistaken. I don't want to fight. I just want to be a silent hamster…

Zhang Yun has a habit of hoarding stuff in games. For the sake of a special quest in the game 'Lost Kingdom', he's been hoarding all kinds of items for ten years straight. Just as he's on the verge of completing that quest, suddenly there comes an announcement that the server will be taken offline.
And then, at the moment of shutdown, he's transported into the game world, along with everything in his inventory... including one hundred million summoning scrolls.
Huh?
Ten years hoarding all this loot... every challenge rendered moot?
Ah, but please, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not looking for any trouble--just a quiet little hoarder, nothing more...

An unlikely team, Snake and Hamster, put their heads together to escape the pet store on the only day of the year there is no staff; Christmas.

A one-shot for a writing prompt - target length 1k words.

It was a big enough headache to deal with one brat. But it was a bigger headache to deal with a brat that only acknowledged authority, one that automatically categorized people into different castes according to their job.
Zhang Zian had thought he had finally won her over with his amazing personality and morals, but what had won her over was his new title… That was just infuriating.
Wang Yaning took a look at the bill before confidently announcing, "I suggest you not do these things that are out of your capabilities. You're just wasting your time! It's alright if your failed generation can't do these anyway. By the time my generation grows up, we'll inherit your regrets and make them all better! The world is yours, and the world is ours, but it's ours more than it is yours! Just retire peacefully!"
That was just AOE damage… The most infuriating thing was that the ending sentence was an edited famous quote. Even the spectating employees had exploded in excitement!
Thank goodness both Little Celery and Wang Yaning were rushing to go to school as it was their turn to take care of the hamster, and they couldn't stay here for long. They rushed towards Zhonghua Road Primary School after signing, and they could still hear Little Celery asking Wang Yaning, confused, "Yaning, what's the many consult conference?"
"Don't run, and be careful of cars when crossing the road!" Zhang Zian reminded them from the back.
Little Celery waved her hand in acknowledgement.
Zhang Zian tossed the thought over his mind. Could it be that it was in style to use famous quotes now? Well, it wasn't impossible. Their language teachers always gave them extra marks for using a famous quote in their essays, as long as it wasn't an overused one.
Just then, a common sedan slowed to a stop at the shop door.
Zhang Zian looked up. Maybe because he had driven a Mercedes-Benz before, he wasn't that interested in any normal cars at the moment.
The car window rolled down.
"Xiao Zhang, good morning."
What surprised Zhang Zian was that it was actually Professor Wei Kang that was driving, so he rushed up.
"Professor Wei, good morning!" he greeted him casually. "Isn't it the Golden Week holiday? Are you going to take care of a hamster this early in the morning too?"
Wei Kang was stumped. "Hamster? What hamster?"
"Nothing. I was just saying nonsense." Zhang Zian dismissed it.
Wei Kang knew that he was just an eccentric person. Just as he was about to bring up a serious matter, he saw a blue cat behind Zhang Zian, watching him with bright eyes.
"Hey, that's a…Russian Blue, isn't it?" Wei Kang blurted. "It's a rare cat to see in China."
Zhang Zian gave him a big thumbs up. "Wow, you're amazing, Professor Wei. You recognized it in one go!"
Since he'd brought Vladimir back to Binhai City, this was the first time someone had actually recognized its breed. No wonder he was a biology professor—Wei Kang was especially taken to cats and had researched them more. Other biology professors might not have been able to do what he'd just done.
"It doesn't seem like a purebred. Maybe there's a Chinese local cat in its ancestry?" Wei Kang, with his sharp observation skills, noticed the difference between Vladimir and a purebred Russian Blue.
"If you retire one day from the university, you can consider opening a pet shop. Who knows? You might earn more than what you do now." Zhang Zian praised him in awe and respect.
Wei Kang waved his hand. "Stop your sweet talk. I won't fall for it. If I really opened a pet shop, I would lose all of my money in a month," he said. "I'm out on an errand, and your shop was on the way, so I wanted to ask how your preparations for the Egypt trip were going."
Zhang Zian had more or less guessed Professor Wei Kang's reason for being here, and smiled. "What is there for me to prepare? Just give me the word, and I'll be ready to go by the next day!"
Even though he declared it so, he was still concerned about the Holy Cat statue. If he left Binhai City before he settled that, the situation might be blown out of hand by the time he came back. But it was something that he couldn't quite tell Professor Wei Kang.
"That's good…" Wei Kang noticed the paper he was holding in his hand. "What's that in your hand…?"
"Oh, I obnoxiously made a proposal, and I was looking for people to sign. Professor Wei, why not help me sign it?" Zhang Zian half-joked as he passed the bill over.
Wei Kang took it and perused it. "Mm, this is a good thing that would benefit us! It's a bit of a shame. We experts should be doing things like this, but…no one wants to put themselves out there. It's already busy enough doing your research daily, and we have to publish a set amount of journals every year to keep our titles… Do you have a pen? Lend me one."
Even though Zhang Zian called him "Professor," Wei Kang was actually just an assistant professor, and he had been slaving over promoting himself to professor. Besides better treatment, they should be able to get better research resources too.
Wei Kang picked up the pen, writing his name before passing everything back to Zhang Zian. "If you need more signatures, the PhD students and fellows should be able to sign for you too, and I can call up some of my colleagues."
"Then thank you in advance!"
Zhang Zian was more than glad to gain the support of all these experts, and it boosted his confidence greatly.
"No problem. It's a simple task. I'll contact them when I'm back. Then I'll be off, so remember to prepare carefully for our trip to Egypt!" Wei Kang reminded him.
His eyes went past Zhang Zian and Vladimir to the smudge of gold on the cat tower in the pet shop before he stepped on the gas reluctantly.
It was an excuse that he was just passing by. In reality, he had wanted to take a look at Fina, the only confirmed cat that was from Egypt. He felt that Fina had to be there for their trip to Egypt.
After Wei Kang had left, Vladimir finally opened its mouth to ask, "The old man earlier had a strong scholarly aura around him. You know him?"
"Yes, he's an assistant professor with Binhai City University's biology faculty. He's a nice guy, and I owe him a lot," Zhang Zian answered truthfully.
Vladimir hummed, seemingly not having a good first impression of Wei Kang.
"Is there something wrong?" Zhang Zian asked, confused. Had Wei Kang offended Vladimir earlier?
Could it be that Vladimir was upset about him saying that he was a mix between a Russian Blue and China's own cats? But that would be weird. Vladimir had never expressed its displeasure when Zhang Zian said that to their customers on more than one occasion.
"Nothing much." Vladimir shook its head. "Let's continue gathering signatures."
Since it was unwilling to speak, Zhang Zian didn't force it to. When it was willing to speak, it naturally would.
His signature collection had been going a lot more smoothly than expected. Zhang Zian gave it an extra thought. Where should they go next?


1. Download a suspicious game
2. Catch a few magical pets as partners
3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to a whole new level

Tetapi yang lebih penting … setelah mendapatkan biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa, mengapa dia mendadak memakannya setelah bertanya dengan santai apakah akan ada masalah?
Sampai saat ini, Song Shuhang telah sedikit waspada ke arah benda-benda dunia pendekar yang dia tidak tahu dengan baik. Tetapi setelah mendapatkan biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa itu, dia menelannya tanpa terlalu memikirkannya.
Apa itu karena dia memercayai Senior Putih? Dan kepercayaan ini meluas kepada Senior Putih Dua juga?
Tidak, bukan itu. Senior Putih adalah Senior Putih, dan Senior Putih Dua adalah Senior Putih Dua. Song Shuhang sangat jelas tentang hal ini.
Kalau begitu,mungkinkah itu karena aroma biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa, yang membuatnya bertingkah seperti orang kelaparan yang baru saja melihat makanan? 
Tidak peduli alasannya, dia merasa bahwa dia telah terlalu ceroboh.
"Shuhang, hu, hu, hu~ apa kau tidak apa-apa? Hu, hu, hu~" Pada saat ini, Senior Ye Si mulai menangis keras, terlihat sangat sedih,
Hamster iblis itu kebingungan selama beberapa saat. Dia melihat Song Shuhang dalam keadaan linglung, dan Ye Si mendadak mulai menangis. Oleh karena itu, sedikit khawatir, dia bertanya, "Hai, apa kalian baik-baik saja?"
Apa mungkin memang ada sesuatu yang salah dengan biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa dan Song Shuhang telah keracunan? 
"Aku baik-baik saja, tidak ada yang salah denganku," Song Shuhang menjawab. Saat dia menelan biji lotus, dia merasa dia telah memakan huang liang[1]; rasanya sangat pahit. Selain itu, teknik iblis yang seharusnya dia bangkitkan setelah memakan biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa belum juga bangkit.
"Kalau begitu, bagaimana dengan kepala dari [Tiga Kepala dan Enam Lengan]? Kenapa dia menangis begitu sedih?" Hamster iblis itu bertanya.
Song Shuhang juga penasaran, dan bertanya, "Ye Si, kenapa kau menangis?"
"Hu, hu, hu! aku tidak tahu mengapa, tetapi ketika aku melihat hamster kecil yang menggemaskan ini terluka dan terlihat sangat menyedihkan, aku tidak bisa menahan tangis."
" … " Song Shuhang.
" … " Hamster Iblis
Tidak lama setelah itu, hamster berkata dengan keras, "Tunggu sebentar. Bukankah kau alasan aku terluka parah? Semua luka di tubuhku adalah salahmu!"
"Hu, hu, hu~ Aku tahu! Itu aku yang melukaimu dengan parah! Tetapi sekarang, aku tidak dapat menghentikan air mataku." Senior Ye Si mencoba menghapus air matanya, tetapi karena efek dari ❮Buku Air Mata Tanpa Henti❯, air matanya tidak menunjukkan tanda-tanda akan berhenti.
Wanita bisa menangis seperti sungai, tetapi Ye Si bisa menangis seperti lautan.
" … " Hamster Iblis
Hamster itu belum pernah melihat seseorang yang begitu munafik sebelumnya! Pertama, dia melukainya hingga parah. Kemudian, dia berkata dia menangis karena terlihat hamster itu sangat menyedihkan! Air mata ini bahkan lebih buruk daripada air mata buaya!
Tetapi tepat saat ini, beberapa perubahan terjadi di tubuh Song Shuhang setelah memakan biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa.
Pertama-tama, keterampilan pemulihan dirinya meningkat. Dia bisa merasakan bahwa kemampuannya untuk memulihkan energi meningkat dua kali lipat. Kemudian, masa hidupnya juga meningkat sepuluh tahun atau lebih.
Sebenarnya, fakta masa hidupnya telah meningkat tidak secara langsung karena benih Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa. Setelah biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa mulai berpengaruh, pengaruhnya beresonansi dengan kekuatan biji-bijian dari Lotus Emas Keramat yang ada di tubuhnya. Setelah benih dari dua bunga lotus beresonansi, umur Song Shuhang meningkat sepuluh tahun lagi.
Ini memang sebuah berkat yang tidak disangka-sangka.
Karena dia telah maju ke Alam Tingkat Ketiga, Song Shuhang akan dengan mudah hidup hingga 300 tahun jika tidak ada kecelakaan. Kemudian, dia juga memakan biji dari Lotus Emas Keramat dan meminum air dari mata air yang hidup di Celah Jantungnya, yang masing-masing meningkatkan umur 50 tahun. Karena itu, dia bisa hidup hingga 400 tahun sekarang.
Setelah memakan biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa, masa hidupnya meningkat sepuluh tahun lagi.
Orang seharusnya tidak meningkatkan peningkatan sepuluh tahun ini. Di dunia pendekar, ada banyak senior dalam meditasi mendalam yang kadang-kadang membutuhkan tepat sepuluh tahun atau lebih ini untuk menerobos ke alam berikutnya. Oleh karena itu, pendekar tidak akan memandang rendah peningkatan jenis ini.
Selain dari keterampilan pemulihan dirinya semakin kuat dan masa hidupnya meningkat, efek lain dari benih Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa juga terwujud. Setelah makan biji dari Lotus Emas Keramat, seseorang akan memperoleh keterampilan yang luar biasa. Demikian juga, setelah makan biji dari Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa, orang akan mendapatkan teknik iblis.
Begitu terbangun, teknik iblis akan bekerja sama seperti keterampilan bawaan. Seseorang tidak perlu mempelajarinya, dan secara otomatis akan mempelajari segala sesuatu tentang itu.
"Bagaimana? Apa keahlian yang kau dapatkan?" Ye Si bertanya ingin tahu.
Song Shuhang memiliki ekspresi tidak biasa di wajahnya.
Tidak lama setelahnya, dia berkata. "Aku baru saja membangkitkan teknik iblis, dan itu seharusnya bagus."
Sementara berbicara, Song Shuhang dengan perlahan mengangkat kaki kirinya.
Di saat berikutnya, tenaga dalam spiritual di bawah kaki kirinya, mentransformasikannya menjadi bunga lotus hitam yang menopang kakinya. Kemudian, ketika Song Shuhang mengangkat kakinya yang lain, hal yang sama terjadi, dan bunga lotus hitam lainnya muncul di bawah kakinya yang lain.
Dengan cara ini, Song Shuhang menginjak bunga lotus dan berjalan tinggi di langit. Setiap kali dia mengambil langkah, bunga lotus akan muncul di bawah kakinya, memungkinkan tubuhnya untuk tetap di udara. Adapun bunga lotus yang lebih tua, mereka akan cepat layu dan menghilang.
Satu langkah, satu bunga lotus. Bunga mekar dan menghilang langkah demi langkah.
Keahlian ini mirip dengan teknik sakti Buddha, dengan satu-satunya perbedaan adalah bahwa bunga lotus yang muncul di bawah kaki Song Shuhang berwarna hitam.
Dengan teknik sakti iblis, Song Shuhang telah—saat masih di Alam Tingkat Ketiga — memperoleh kemampuan untuk berjalan di udara. Dibandingkan dengan keterampilan Lidah Lotus Mekar Song Shuhang menyukai teknik iblis ini, yang memungkinkannya untuk membuat bunga lotus di setiap langkah, jauh lebih banyak. 
Akan tetapi, teknik iblis ini juga memiliki keterbatasan, dan dan dia tidak bisa menggunakannya tanpa batas. Dengan tingkat kemahirannya saat ini, Song Shuhang hanya bisa membuat seratus bunga lotus paling banyak sebelum perlu istirahat.
Tetapi sama seperti keterampilan luar biasa dari Lotus Emas Keramat, teknik iblis ini juga bisa ditingkatkan.
Untuk meningkatkan teknik iblis ini, orang harus mencari benih lain dari Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa, atau rajin melatih keterampilan sampai secara otomatis naik level.
❄❄❄
"Apa ini keterampilan lain yang berhubungan dengan bunga lotus?" Ye Si bertanya karena penasaran.
"Aku sama sekali tidak tahu apa yang terjadi. Mungkin itu karena pengaruh keterampilan dari Lotus Emas Keramat?" Song Shuhang berkata. Song Shuhang saat ini bisa membuat bunga lotus mekar dengan lidah dan kakinya. Dari kepala sampai kaki, dia dalam mode bunga lotus penuh.
Ye Si merenung sejenak, dan kemudian bertanya, "Apakah bunga-bunga lotus yang mekar di bawah kakimu juga bisa dimakan?"
"Tidak!" Song Shuhang berkata. "Selain itu, menurutku tidak ada orang yang ingin makan bunga lotus yang telah kuinjak. "
Selain daripada keahlian 'Jalan Lotus Mekar' Song Shuhang telah mendapatkan teknik iblis lain.
Memang, Song Shuhang telah mendapatkan dua teknik iblis setelah memakan biji Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa.
Teknik yang lain disebut [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik], dan itu berdasarkan pada prinsip penyerapan dan memantul.
Sepertinya sebuah teknik iblis yang sangat keren. Penggunanya bisa menyerap semua teknik magis yang menuju ke arahnya dan memantulkannya kembali.
Akan tetapi, teknik ini memiliki keterbatasan yang sangat besar.
Pertama tama, Song Shuhang harus menelan teknik sakti yang masuk, dan kemudian menggunakan mulutnya untuk menembak kembali musuh.
Dengan kata lain, jika seseorang melemparkan bola api pada Song Shuhang, Shuhang bisa menggunakan teknik iblis ini untuk melakukan serangan balik. Untuk melakukannya, dia harus membuka mulutnya, mengaktifkan keterampilan [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik], dan menelan bola api, dan kemudian menggunakan mulutnya untuk menembakkannya kembali ke musuh. Dengan demikian, jika seseorang tidak memiliki gigi yang kuat dan pola pikir yang benar, mereka tidak akan dapat menampilkan teknik iblis ini.
Selain dibatasi oleh ukuran mulutnya, teknik sakti ini tidak bisa melemparkan kembali 'tipe bahan' teknik saktinya.
Jika itu adalah serangan energi spiritual murni seperti bola api, tornado, semburan air, atau serangan petir … penggunanya bisa memakannya dan mengirimnya kembali tanpa masalah.
Tetapi jika teknik ajaib yang berlawanan memiliki kapasitas memanggil meteor—atau melepaskan tipe 'serangan tidak langsung' lain—teknik iblis ini agak tak berguna. Lagi pula, itu tidak akan bisa menelan sebuah meteor dan kemudian mengirimkannya kembali.
'Teknik iblis' yang sepertinya sangat kuat sebenarnya cukup lemah karena kedua batasan ini.
Untuk beberapa alasan, teknik iblis [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik] ini terdengar sangat akrab ….
Benar saja, teknik iblis [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik] ini sebenarnya adalah teknik Naga Penguasa Gua.
Naga Penguasa Gua adalah iblis yang telah dengan ceroboh diubah Yang Mulia si Putih menjadi sate saat di Alam Neraka. Pada akhirnya, Ilmuwan Xian Gong menggunakan tubuhnya untuk menyempurnakan 'obat demodragon'.
Di masa lalu, Song Shuhang telah memimpikan pengalaman hidup Naga Penguasa Gua, dan dia telah 'melihat' Naga Penguasa Gua memakan biji dari Lotus Hitam Yang Penuh Dosa yang tumbuh di Neraka dan mendapatkan teknik iblis [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik].
Dia tidak mengira bahwa teknik iblis [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik] juga akan bangkit dalam tubuhnya.
Namun, Song Shuhang tidak mengatakan apa-apa tentang teknik iblis ini untuk saat ini.
Hamster iblis masih ada di sana, dan hubungan antara keduanya tidak begitu baik sehingga mereka akan berbagi rahasia. Karena itu, dia memutuskan bahwa lebih baik untuk tidak menyebutkan teknik iblis kedua ini untuk saat ini.
Selain daripada itu, Song Shuhang merasa bahwa teknik iblis [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik] mungkin sangat sesuai dengan dirinya. Lagi pula, Song Shuhang memiliki teknik sakti tambahan yang disebut ❮Teknik Paus Menelan❯ yang memperkuat gigi dan perutnya.
Mungkin sesuatu yang menarik mungkin terjadi dari gabungan antara teknik iblis [gigi yang kuat dan nafsu makan yang baik] dan ❮Teknik Paus Menelan❯. Setelah keluar dari arena pertarungan ini, dia mungkin akan mencobanya.
❄❄❄
Song Shuhang dengan mudah memahami bagaimana menggunakan teknik iblis.
Sekarang, dia hanya harus menunggu hamster iblis untuk memulihkan kekuatannya dan kemudian keluar dari arena pertempuran yang aneh ini.
Pada saat ini, hamster iblis itu terbaring di tanah seperti mayat.
Di saat berikutnya, ia melihat bahwa satu kepala dan sepasang lengan dari [Teknik Tiga Kepala dan Enam Lengan] Song Shuhang keluar dari tubuh Shuhang dan tiba di sebelahnya.
"Song Shuhang, kau telah menipuku!" Hamster iblis itu berkata dengan marah setelah melihat bentuk lengkap Ye Si. Tidak ada Teknik Tiga Kepala dan Enam Lengan; itu semua bohong!
"Hehehe." Song Shuhang samar-samar tersenyum. "Terlepas dari dia menjadi bagian dari Tiga Kepala dan Enam Lenganku atau tidak, aku masih menang."
" … " Hamster Iblis
Tetapi pada saat itu, Ye Si berkata, "Ayo, jangan membicarakan itu. Aku bisa melihat lukamu sangat parah."
Dia akhirnya berhenti menangis,
Hamster iblis memutar matanya dengan jijik, dan berkata, "Kaulah yang melukaiku. Kau harusnya tahu seberapa berat lukaku."
"Hahah." Ye Si tertawa, dan kemudian berkata, "Apa kau ingin aku menggunakan teknik penyembuhan padamu?"
"Kau bisa menggunakan teknik penyembuhan? Kalau begitu, aku akan membutuhkan teknik sakti tipe air, dan bukan salah satu dari teknik penyembuhan buddha itu," kata hamster iblis itu.
"Tentu saja aku bisa menggunakannya!" Ye Si berkata. "Aku murid dari Sekte Paviliun Air Jernih, dan teknik sakti tipe air adalah keahlianku."
"Kalau begitu, bisakah kamu menggunakan teknik penyembuhan untuk mengobati lukaku?" hamster iblis bertanya dengan ramah.
"Tentu saja. Tetapi … apa kau punya uang?" Ye Si bertanya.
"Apa kau merujuk pada … batu roh?" Hamster bertanya.
"Tidak, aku merujuk pada RMB atau USD. Maaf, aku tidak ,menerima Dong Vietnam, atau Rupiah Indonesia," kata Ye Si.
" … " Hamster Iblis
[1] Huang liang atau Chinese Goldtread adalah salah satu rimpang yang digunakan dalam pengobatan China.


Suatu hari, tiba-tiba Song Shuhang dimasukkan ke grup obrolan dengan banyak senior yang menderita penyakit chuuni. Orang-orang di dalam grup itu saling memanggil 'Teman Pedekar' dan berbagai macam sebutan: Tuan Istana, Tuan Goa, Raja Sejati, Tuan Abadi, dll. Bahkan hewan peliharaan pendiri grup ini yang kabur dari rumah disebut 'anjing monster'. Mereka akan berbincang tentang meramu obat, menjelajahi reruntuhan kuno, atau menceritakan pengalaman mereka menggunakan teknik-teknik sepanjang hari. Namun, setelah mengamati grup itu cukup lama, ia menemukan bahwa tidak semuanya seperti yang terlihat...

Shiw: what is about to be burned?
Camms: your chance of getting a Girlfriend.
Everyone in the chat: oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-----
Pirate: I am a proud vegan.
Weed: So, that means you do not intake anything related to meat and stuff.
Yah: Stupid vegans.
Weed: Nah, wait a minute. Since she is a vegan, she must not intake the "MEAT SCEPTER".
Sheep: LOL
Weed: She must use cucumber instead of meat scepter to satisfy her needs; I bet everyone can smell that "green cat" from miles away
Pirate: hahahahahaha. Fuck you
-
Noodle Guy <NG>: Shit 
Hasni: that could be taken either way 
NG :what? 
Hasni: what? 
-
Gay guy<GG>: Okay Vinny
Vinny: where the fuck is jr. I had some important business. 
RHP: ok, you guys can kiss now. 
GG: I can kiss you RHP, if you feel lonely ya know... 
Vinny: hehehe
RHP: fuck off. No homo. 
*snaps the fingers*
(my snapping of fingers is far more powerful than Thanos's, so when I snap my fingers, everything in this novel world comes to a pause and the author {me} breaks the 4th wall.
Now, you probably must be wondering about what the fuck is going on here, well these are some common extracts of the group chat on messenger which I am going to talk about in this novel. But to understand all the characters and situations, you must know the past behind all this.
So, let us hop on my space-time machine{STM} and travel to the past so that we can see the beginning of this story.
This STM is very special tho, it is made from organic components and has a little A.I. in it. Ofc it is not capable of developing its own thoughts or everyone here would be doomed)
*STM travels in the past*
Nik: gu gaga gagaga.
Crazy mushroom<CM> : Gagagugugu
Shiw: jajajajajaja
Granny: uwuwuwu gegege
...
..
(FUCK, seems like we traveled a bit too much back in time and here, everyone is an infant.
We do not need to go this much back, let us travel a bit to future) 
*STM travels in the past*
Drunken Master<DM>: Hey there guys, what's up? 
[after 15 minutes] 
Hamster: I am good brother. What about you? 
[after 20 minutes] 
DM: Life's is tough Hamster, but why are you taking so much time to respond. 
[after 23 minutes] 
Hamster: look who is talking. You are also responding late. Besides, it is not easy to type when one is 85 year old 
(what the genuine fuck. Ahahaha, seems like we traveled a bit too far in future. Nevermind, I shall start the STM again and hopefully it will lead us to the right timeline which we want) 
*starts STM again*
Mark: Chung ching Chong, ching ching ching? 
vCJD: Choi Chao ching Chong, Chao ching Chong ching. 
Mark: ohhhhh Chong ching Chong. Ding dong. 
(that gave me a headache, seems like we went into an alternate dimension where everyone speaks Chinese....
This fucking STM, work you piece of garbage 
*slaps on the roof of STM*
STM: Ahhhhh. Harder daddy. 
wait, WHAT? Did it just speak? 
STM: *Sweats Profusely*
Hmmmmm, must be my imagination. 
Anyway, if it does not work this time then I am going to throw this piece of garbage. 
OK then, for the final time
*starts the STM*
I have a good feeling about it this time, 
Let us set sail for this amazing journey that we are about to witness ) 
*STM takes us to the right timeline and right dimension since it is afraid of getting disowned*
---------------------------------
OK everyone, quiz time.
This question is pretty famous but no one has been able to answer it correctly.
I'll ask you this question to see if anyone has the right answer or not.
What's the heaviest thing in this whole universe? 
5x10²³¹³³³ kilos of steel
Or
5x10²³¹³³³ kilos of feathers?
Get your answers ready.. 
Are your answers ready now?
And the answer is "YOUR MOM"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS, see you in the next chapter of WHAT NEETs DO

Manuel stares at the photo on the computer screen like a psychopath,
"So this is what the wife of Hades looks like."

I cannot believe my eyes. A beautiful graceful blonde smiles playfully into the camera next to that fugly monster.

There are two reasons why they are together:

Money

Money

MONEY!!!


"We need reinforcement", I say.

Manuel snaps his fingers, "No problem! We have Angela, Julius Plato S., Emo Ute..."

"And ice block. Diablo could freeze the wife of the anti-burrito dwarf with his icy aura."

"I'm going to recruit my cousins."

That actually doesn't sound like a stupid plan.

"I'll round everyone up.", I grin and for the first time in forever I feel something that could be described as "hope".

About 30 minutes later, the entire crew has gathered in Manuel's burrito cave.

"Oh, there's a dead hamster lol."

I lose my faith in humanity.

"All living beings are doomed to death's scythe. We are namely prisoners of this fate and slaves to our instincts. And as we lose sight of our finality, we begin to crave more and more worldly resources such as food and other pleasures and forget the true meaning of our lives. We want to fulfill the duty of producing offspring like our animal counterparts instead, only to disappear into posterity in the end stuck in our foolish self-righteousness, believing we have taught our children the 'right' values. But he who brings virtue also brings vice.
Exactly because of those values, however, there's an even greater burden for man to bear.
Moral thinking and understanding distinguishes us from the animals. We became smart, but also more arrogant because of our intelligence. Unfortunately, wisdom is exactly man's fatal flaw, which Christian theologians call 'original sin'. Our wisdom leads to the fact that death is felt as something unnatural. We become afraid of the fading of the self by the complete extinction and annihilation of the mortal body and see the 'new birth' in the ether not as redemption from the body, but damnation, because we are afraid of the uncertainty of non-existence. We should seek to reduce ourselves to nothing to numb the vice we brought upon this world. As we were born from nothing, we shall return to nothing.", Emo Ute says.

My faith is no longer lost, but hung on the gallows, shot, chased under the combine, burned and reduced to atoms, then on its ashes Manuel danced Macarena three times in the tune of the Super Mario Theme.

"Kate?"

I stare at the wall, mind numb, and subject myself to these depressing thoughts.

"How do you want to make her go away.", the wood log asks in such a monotone voice that I didn't notice that it was a question at first.

"Ist doch klar!", beginnt das VSCO girl.

"Isn't it obvious?", the VSCO girl begins. I hope she'll choke on her bubble tea in her hydro flasksksks.

"We take her beauty away! Then he's gonna throw her away like a plastic straw!", she gleams.

Manuel draws his brows together, "And how do you want to do that?"

"Yo, scallywags, we'll jus' loot off her make-up!", Julius Plato S. says. "Arrrr.", he adds.

"What a dumb idea!", I protest, "I know how. We'll send her to a very special hair stylist who'll ruin her hair!"

For a few seconds, silence lingered in the round.
"Arrr, me spouse be a hairdresser." The old man again. "She earns somethin' like that on top o' her pension. I'll tell her wha' we be up t'."

"Great, and how are we going to reel her in?" Manuel asks skeptically.
"With a voucher!", Angela Merle sings.

Emo Ute begins to tremble,
"Diablo. I have to confess something to you."

She takes a deep breath and chokes.

After a coughing fit and a brief respite, she has regained her voice. The foolish thing, however, is that she now sounds like a drug-addicted pubescent eighth grader, just like Manuel.

She inhales deeply,

"At which hour thee taint'd mine own heart with sweetness, t'was a slippery slope,
oh, woe, I am in love with a knave from the grove. 
mine own second wing, mine own ladybird,
I wast not a blinking idiot f'r passion,
anon t's thee I am wanting. 
Would thee beest mine? Would thee beest mine tonight?
Couldst beest kissing mine own fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine
for I like thee quite a lot, everything thee did get, thee not knoweth?
T's thee yond i adore, though i maketh the boys falleth like dominoes."

"Ok.", he answers.

I start scratching my head.

"What's the second step?", I can feel the excitement rising up inside me.
"When we have taken away her beauty, we have to take the anti-burrito guy's job next."

A creepy grin begins to form on Manuel's face. He looks like the dead hamster.

"With the hamster corpse!", Mrs. Tomie suddenly appears.
"Mrs. Tomie?! Go away! You are not plot-relevant and do not appear in this arc!", I shout indignantly. I didn't even invite her.

I sigh and continue, "My idea is, we have to find his favorite restaurant which he also inspected and have the hamster show up there. When authorities find out that he basically lied about the authenticity of the food, he'll lose his job."
I have to admit, I didn't think it through. Whatever.

"And how are you going to find out his favorite restaurant?" Asks Ms. Tomie.

"I told you to get lost!"

"It says so on Facebook, Chinese.", Manuel replies and points to the photo of him in a chic asian restaurant on the computer screen.

"Alright, then let's do it that way."

I hide a dark secret...

When night falls, I like to run across the streets without looking left and right, hoping to be run over someday. The only driving force in my life is waiting for the day I die. I scream, but no one hears me.
Especially at school, I am constantly reminded of this bleak reality: I'm surrounded by idiots!


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But even more importantly... after getting that seed of the Sinful Black Lotus, why did he suddenly eat it after casually asking if there would be any problem?
Up until now, Song Shuhang had been rather vigilant toward items of the world of cultivators he didn't know well. But after getting his hands on that seed of the Sinful Black Lotus, he swallowed it down without giving it too much thought.
Was it because he trusted Senior White? And this trust extended to Senior White Two as well?
No, that couldn't be. Senior White was Senior White, and Senior White Two was Senior White Two. Song Shuhang was very clear about this point.
In that case, was it possible that it was due to the aroma of the seed of the Sinful Black Lotus, which made him act like a starving man that had just seen some food?
Regardless of the reason, he felt that he had been too careless.
"Shuhang, sob, sob, sob~ are you alright? Sob, sob, sob~" At this time, Senior Sister Ye Si started to weep loudly, looking very aggrieved.
The demonic hamster was temporarily at a loss. He saw that Song Shuhang was in a daze, and that Ye Si suddenly started crying. Thereupon, somewhat worried, it asked, "Hey, are you alright?"
Was it possible that there was really something wrong with that seed of the Sinful Black Lotus and that Song Shuhang had been poisoned?
"I'm alright, there is nothing wrong with me," Song Shuhang replied. When he swallowed down that lotus seed, he felt as if he had eaten a Chinese goldthread; it was extremely bitter. In addition, the demonic technique he should have awakened after eating the seed of the Sinful Black Lotus hadn't awakened yet.
"In that case, what about that head of your [Three Heads and Six Arms Technique]? Why is it crying so aggrievedly?" the demonic hamster asked.
Song Shuhang was also curious, and asked, "Ye Si, why are you crying?"
"Sob, sob, sob~ I don't know why, but when I saw this adorable little hamster injured and looking so pitiful, I couldn't help but burst out in tears."
"..." Song Shuhang.
"..." The demonic hamster.
Soon after, the hamster said loudly, "Wait a moment. Aren't you the very reason I'm so heavily injured? All the wounds on my body are your fault!"
"Sob, sob, sob~ I know! It's I who heavily injured you! But now, I can't stop my tears." Senior Sister Ye Si tried to wipe her tears away, but due to the effects of the ❮Tome of Never-Ending Tears❯, her tears weren't showing any sign of stopping.
Women could cry rivers, but Ye Si could cry oceans.
"..." The demonic hamster.
The hamster had never seen someone so hypocritical before! First, she severely injured it. Then, she said she was crying because it looked very pitiful! These tears were even faker than the tears of a crocodile!
But right at this time, some changes occurred in Song Shuhang's body after eating that seed of the Sinful Black Lotus.
First of all, his self-recovery skills got a boost. He could feel that his ability to recover energy had increased twofold. Then, his lifespan also increased by another ten or so years.
Actually, the fact that his lifespan had increased wasn't directly due to the seed of the Sinful Black Lotus. After the seed of the Sinful Black Lotus started taking effect, it resonated with the power of the seeds of the Virtuous Golden Lotus present in his body. After the seeds of the two lotus flowers resonated, Song Shuhang's lifespan increased by another ten years.
This one was really an unexpected blessing.
Since he had advanced to the Third Stage Realm, Song Shuhang would easily live up to 300 years if there were no accidents. Then, he had also eaten the seed of the Virtuous Golden Lotus and drunk the water of the living spring in his Heart Aperture, which increased his lifespan 50 years each. Therefore, he could live up to 400 years now.
And after eating the seed of the Sinful Black Lotus, his lifespan increased by another ten years.
One shouldn't look down on this ten-year increase. In the world of cultivators, there were many seniors in deep meditation who sometimes needed precisely these ten or so years to break through to the next realm. Therefore, cultivators wouldn't look down on any increase of this type.
Aside from his self-recovery skills getting stronger and his lifespan increasing, the other effects of the seed of Sinful Black Lotus also manifested. After eating a seed of the Virtuous Golden Lotus, one would obtain an extraordinary skill. Likewise, after eating a seed of the Sinful Black Lotus, one would obtain a demonic technique.
Once it was awakened, the demonic technique would work the same as an innate skill. One didn't need to study it, and would automatically learn everything about it.
"How is it? What skill did you obtain?" Ye Si asked out of curiosity.
Song Shuhang had an unusual expression on his face.
Soon after, he said, "I've just awakened a demonic technique, and it should be a pretty good one."
While speaking, Song Shuhang gently raised his left foot.
In the next moment, spiritual qi condensed beneath his left foot, transforming into a black lotus flower that propped his foot up. Then, when Song Shuhang raised his other foot, the same thing happened, and another black lotus flower appeared beneath his other foot.
Just in this fashion, Song Shuhang stepped on the lotus flowers and walked high up in the sky. Each time he took a step, a lotus flower would appear beneath his foot, allowing his body to stay in the air. As for the older lotus flowers, they would quickly wither and disappear.
One step, one lotus flower. The flowers bloomed and faded step after step.
The skill was similar to a buddhist magical technique, with the only difference being that the lotus flowers appearing beneath Song Shuhang's feet were black.
With this demonic magical technique, Song Shuhang had—while still in the Third Stage Realm—gained the ability to walk in the air. Compared to the Lotus Blossoming Tongue skill, Song Shuhang liked this demonic technique, that allowed him to create lotus flowers at each step, way more.
However, this demonic technique also had some limitations, and he couldn't use it indefinitely. With his current level of proficiency, Song Shuhang could only create a hundred lotus flowers at most before needing a break.
But just like the extraordinary skills of the Virtuous Golden Lotus, this demonic technique could also be upgraded.
In order to upgrade this demonic technique, one either had to look for other seeds of the Sinful Black Lotus, or diligently train the skill until it automatically leveled up.
❄️❄️❄️
"It's another skill related to lotus flowers?" Ye Si asked out of curiosity.
"I have no idea what's happening, either. Perhaps it's due to the influence of the skill of the Virtuous Golden Lotus?" Song Shuhang said. The current Song Shuhang could make lotus flowers bloom with his tongue and feet. From head to toe, he was in full lotus flower mode.
Ye Si pondered for a moment, and then asked, "Are these lotus flowers blossoming under your feet also edible?"
"No!" Song Shuhang said. "In addition, I don't think there is anyone that would want to eat the lotus flowers I've stepped upon."
Aside from the 'Lotus Blossoming Walk' skill, Song Shuhang had obtained another demonic technique.
Indeed, Song Shuhang had obtained two demonic techniques after eating that seed of the Sinful Black Lotus!
The other demonic technique was called [strong teeth and good appetite], and it was based on the principle of absorption and rebound.
It seemed like a very cool demonic technique. The user could absorb all the magical techniques heading toward them and bounce them back.
However, it had some very big limitations.
First of all, Song Shuhang would have to swallow down the incoming magical technique, and then use his mouth to fire it back at the enemy.
In other words, if someone threw a fireball at Song Shuhang, Shuhang could use this demonic technique to counterattack. To do so, he would have to open his mouth, activate the [strong teeth and good appetite] skill, and swallow down the fireball, and then use his mouth to fire it back at the enemy. As such, if one didn't have strong teeth and the right mindset, they wouldn't be able to display this demonic technique.
Aside from getting limited by the size of the mouth, this magical technique couldn't throw back 'material-type' magical techniques.
If it was an attack of pure spiritual energy like a fireball, tornado, water blast, or lightning attack... the user could eat it and send it back just fine.
But if the opposing magical technique had the capacity to summon a meteorite—or unleash any other type of 'indirect attack'—this demonic technique was somewhat useless. After all, Song Shuhang would be unable to swallow down a meteorite and then send it back.
This apparently very powerful 'demonic technique' was actually quite weak due to these two limitations.
For some reason, this [strong teeth and good appetite] demonic technique sounded very familiar...
Sure enough, this [strong teeth and good appetite] demonic technique was actually Cave Lord Dragon's technique.
Cave Lord Dragon was that demon that Venerable White had carelessly turned into a meat skewer while in the Netherworld Realm. In the end, Scholar Xian Gong used its body to refine the 'demodragon medicine'.
In the past, Song Shuhang had dreamt of Cave Lord Dragon's life experiences, and he had 'seen' Cave Lord Dragon eat a seed of the Sinful Black Lotus growing in the Netherworld and obtain the [strong teeth and good appetite] demonic technique.
He hadn't expected that this [strong teeth and good appetite] demonic technique would also awaken in his body.
Still, Song Shuhang didn't say anything about this second demonic technique for the moment.
The demonic hamster was still there, and the relationship between the two wasn't so good that they would share their secrets. Therefore, he decided that it was better not to mention this second demonic technique for now.
Other than that, Song Shuhang felt that the [strong teeth and good appetite] demonic technique might be very suitable for him. After all, Shuhang had a supplementary magical technique called ❮Whale Swallowing Technique❯ that strengthened his teeth and stomach.
Perhaps something interesting might come out from the combination of the [strong teeth and good appetite] demonic technique and the ❮Whale Swallowing Technique❯. After getting out of this battle arena, he would give it a try.
❄️❄️❄️
Song Shuhang easily understood how to use the demonic techniques.
Now, he only had to wait for the demonic hamster to recover its strength and then get out of this strange battle arena.
At this time, the demonic hamster was lying on the ground like a corpse.
In the next moment, it saw that one head and one pair of arms of Song Shuhang's [Three Heads and Six Arms Technique] drilled out of Shuhang's body and arrived next to it.
"Song Shuhang, you've deceived me!" the demonic hamster said angrily after seeing Ye Si's complete form. There wasn't any Three Heads and Six Arms Technique; it was all a lie!
"Hehe." Song Shuhang faintly smiled. "Regardless of her being part of my Three Heads and Six Arms Technique or not, I still won."
"..." The demonic hamster.
But right at this time, Ye Si said, "Let's not talk about that. I can see that your injuries are very heavy."
She had finally stopped crying.
The demonic hamster rolled its eyes in contempt, and said, "You are the one that injured me. You should know how heavy my injuries are."
"Ahaha." Ye Si laughed, and then said, "Do you want me to use a healing technique on you?"
"You can use healing techniques? In that case, I'll need a water-type magical technique, and not one of those buddhist healing techniques," the demonic hamster said.
"Of course I can use them!" Ye Si said. "I'm a disciple of the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion, and water-types magical techniques are my forte."
"In that case, can you use a healing technique to treat my wounds?" the demonic hamster asked cordially.
"Sure. But... do you have money?" Ye Si asked.
"Are you referring to... spirit stones?" the hamster asked.
"No, I'm referring to RMB or USD. Mind you, I don't accept Vietnamese Dong or Indonesian Rupiah," Ye Si said.
"..." The demonic hamster.


One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Lin Yuehao was arrogant himself, so he didn't think that it was a big deal at all. He promised directly that he would handle it within two days.

The last class was the head teacher's class. Isaiah had asked for early leave and so did Gu Ning. Zhang Qiuhua said they could so they left earlier.

Isaiah had left and headed to the mall where he bought a few pieces of clothing. He also bought a hamster.

When he got home he was greeted by Xueyun who was lazing about on the sofa. He smiled and laid his head on her lap while she still looked forward to the tv drama. But buy instinct she had already brought he hand to his hair and stroked it.

Isaiah' Damn are these hands of hers magical. Mhh, looks like her cultivation is coming along. She should be as strong as me when I was around 7.'

Isaiah looked at Xueyun for a brief second before standing up. Now that he new fictional world's existed he wanted to take Xueyun to a specific world.

He also wanted to take fen but he didn't know if something would happen to him. He had already tested it out with another human. So he knew he could take Xueyun but fen was a mystery.

He went downstairs with the hamster he bought and teleported into his bedroom in the tower of god on the second floor.

Isaiah quickly checked on the hamster to see if she was alright. He breathed a sigh of relief seeing the thing was alright.

Teleporting back he smiled and looked at the little female albino hamster.' Mhh, I'll name you strawberry.'

Isaiah went back upstairs and put strawberry down. 

Xueyun" Isaiah I'm hungry. Can you make something."

Isaiah" How about going out and eating. I know a place with food that's out of this world."

Xueyun" Really, let's go there then."

Isaiah" But first was going to have to change into something more appropriate."

Xueyun was confused and Isaiah just smiled mysteriously.

30 minutes later Isaiah was downstairs waiting for Xueyun to get dressed. Right now he was wearing some tight beige trousers with a brown long sleeve shirt. Some lether armour and a huge six-foot-long buster sword on his back. He also wore a tattered old brown hood.

As he waited footsteps could be heard from the stairs. As he looked towards Xueyun he couldn't help but gasp in amazement. It was just like the first time he saw her. She was wearing a traditional Chinese Hanfu. It was while it red and black lines on the inner cloth and cuffs.

She also wore a white veil that covered her face and only showed her eyes. But even if the only thing you could see were her eyes and hands she would still make heads turn. 

Not to even mention how the hanfu complimented her already mystifying figure.

Xueyun" what do you think." She smiled looking at his gawking. She knew she looked beautiful, but it was nice to always hear it from the one she loved.

Isaiah" Stunning, I almost forgot to breathe."

Fenrir" Whoool."

Xueyun" Giggle, thank you Fenrir and you also look handsome. Shall we go then."

Isaiah" M lady." He said bowing while holding out his hand. Xueyun took his hand and also did a courtesy bow.

With a smile, Isaiah teleported with Xueyun and Fen to their dining destination.

(Norland Continent)

This was a fantasy land where giant dragons, demons, orcs, elves, dwarves, humans, and many others lived together.

A hundred years ago, all the species on the Norland Continent signed an armistice, putting an end to the war among all species that lasted for a thousand years. Therefore, all of them got a chance to rest and recover in their respective lands.

However, a thousand-year-long conflict could not be settled once and for all with just a piece of paper; regional conflicts continued but were normally kept to the border areas as if secretly agreed upon. No large-scale war among different species was waged.

(Chaos City Entrance)

Xueyun" Is this the place. Where are we anyway."

Isaiah" This is the Norland Continent. Where in chaos city where one of the best restaurants are. You might even get addicted to the food here. Now let's go."

They both disappeared. Isaiah couldn't be bothered with the guards so he teleported right into the city.

In a corner of Aden Square, there was a restaurant called Mamy Restaurant. Normally there would be two lines of customers waiting to get in and taste Mr mags delicious food. Sadly a few idiots ruined that by attacking the restaurant.

Goodenia" Over there!" Goodenia called out through gritted teeth in a carriage.


Two carriages pulled over in front of Mag's restaurant. Goodenia and Devoe jumped off the first one; a young magic caster in a black robe and a young knight in silver armour with a sword came out of the other.

Mamy Restaurant? Devoe thought, narrowing his eyes. I don't come here often, but I don't remember ever seeing such a fancy restaurant here.

The metallic signboard was gleaming in the sun; the door was made of rosewood with a delicate handle.

What amazed Devoe the most was the crystal glass window. The skills, time, and money that went into making this flawless piece of crystal glass must have been unbelievable. It's worth at least thousands of dragon coins, I think.

Johnnie walked up to the door and saw the notice. "I don't think anyone is in, Boss. The door is locked."

Devoe laughed. "We should teach him a lesson. Slash that door to pieces!" he said, pointing.

"Fine," Gabriel replied, disappointed. He slid his sword out of its scabbard and slashed at the door.

A 3rd-tier knight's slash was enough to cut down a big tree.

Goodenia looked very excited. He had thought about taking vengeance, but he was a coward. He was very glad someone would avenge him.

And Devoe was doing a great job—he knew just how far to go without getting themselves in trouble. 

Things like this were pretty common in Chaos City, and the Gray Temple had more urgent matters to attend to, so the owners of those shops had to grin and bear it more often than not.

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