The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself.
Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language.
Enjoy!

 The hours leading up to Mitchell's meeting with Lunaire and the investor seemed to drag on. All boxes were sorted through, and most ended up being worth more than the girls were expecting. "It's getting close to two," Mitchell said to her sister. "I'm going to grab a drink and head over to the bank. Keep your phone on, I'll be calling you soon with some good news, I hope."
 Lilly never took her eyes off her phone, but lifted her hand to give Mitchell a thumbs up. "Uh-huh, got it," she mumbled as she went back to texting. 
 Mitchell rolled her eyes. Lilly was a typical teenager to her, even though she was almost twenty. Quick with infatuation, always on the phone, and owned too much clothes and make up. Even now, she was like most girls her age on social media, playing the role of perfect Mom in her photos and posts, but away from the screen the grandparents were the real parental figures. There was always more to life in her eyes than outward appearance and a fake internet life, and she wished Lilly saw things that way while she was still young. "Let me know if Adam, Luke, and Mary show up. I guarantee Mom already called them and told them about the Bible," Mitchell said as she grabbed a water bottle from the hidden mini-fridge under the desk.
 "You know she did, Dad will probably be here too," Lilly glanced up to see Mitchell's expression before she went back to the phone. "If they're here, I take it you want me to grab the money so you can go?"
 "You know me so well, my little Lilith," Mitchell rubbed her sister's head, messing up her hair. Lilly shot her a dirty look before smiling, releasing a hefty sigh.
 "You know I hate that, Matchbook," Lilly said as she slapped her sister's rear. "Get going before you're late! I got this covered."
 Mitchell walked to the back door, slipping her sister the middle finger. "You mean you've got your phone covered. I did all the sorting already!" She smiled as she slipped out of the room, practically running as she heard something hit the wall by her.
 "What ever! See you soon you brat! Don't forget to get some coffee!" Lilly yelled as the door swung shut.
 Mitchell rolled her eyes as she unlocked her mom's car and got in. "Not going on any dates," she said softly to herself as she started the engine. She put the car in reverse and backed out of her spot before putting it in drive, slowly pulling around the building to the exit. Mitchell headed south on the main street, making her way to the bank. The roads were unusually empty for a prime time in the day. Schools were getting out, morning shifts were off of work, and lunch breaks were over. Still, no one was driving. Mitchell shrugged, just assuming she beat traffic for once. Within a few minutes she was at the bank. She pulled into an empty parking spot and put her car into park, leaving it running for the air-conditioning and radio. The weather sure is heating up early! Already in the high ninety's, and we aren't even in summer yet! Mitchell nodded her head, agreeing with the radio host as she opened her bottle of water, taking a big swig. She instantly opened the car door and spit it out, almost hitting the car next to hers. "What the hell?" Mitchell yelled as she wiped her mouth on her arm. "Tastes like rusty-ass water!" She examined her water, but the bottle was clear. She looked on the asphalt and with the position of the sun it seemed like it had a red tinge. 
 "Ah! Ell!"
 She heard a familiar voice and looked to the car that pulled in next to hers. "Lunaire," she said with a forced smile. "Sorry for yelling... and spitting on your car. I didn't know water could go bad." She blushed, embarrassed. Way to start a meeting over the most valuable thing we own.
 Lunaire raised a brow, perplexed. "How long has it been in your car for?" He looked down to the spot she spit and crouched. "You sure you're okay? Looks like blood."
 Mitchell got out of her car, handing him the bottle of water. "I just got this from the fridge at work. Brand new, we just got them earlier this week."
 He took the bottle, tipping it upside down and squeezed. "No holes in the bottle. Huh..." It seemed as if he was talking to himself as he looked over the bottle, even going as far as to smell it. "Do you mind?" he asked her, twisting off the lid as he brought it to his lips.
 "If it's bad I don't want you to drink it!" Mitchell exclaimed as she tried reaching for the bottle. Lunaire took a small sip and shrugged. "Tastes like water to me. Maybe you've fallen ill?" He lifted her chin, examining her face.
 "Either that or I've gone crazy," Mitchell joked, trying to lighten up the situation as she brushed his hand to the side. "Anyways, enough about my water bottle, is your investor here to see the Bible?"
 Lunaire walked over to the back door of his car, opening it for his passenger. "Elysia, we are all here now. Shall we?" he asked, holding his arm out.
 A slender man in a dark suit slowly emerged from the car, grabbing a hold of Lunaire. He was young, with shoulder length dark hair partially hiding his face. From what Mitchell could see, his eyes were so light blue they were almost white. Severe scarring covered a majority of his face from the cheeks up. "Let's see this Bible," he chuckled as he unfolded a probing cane.
 "You always have such a good sense of humor, Ely," Lunaire said as he shut the door behind Elysia. "Ell, this is Elysia. He's my investor. Elysia, this is the young lady from the antique store that was nice enough to set this up for us same day."
 Elysia extended his hand in front of him and Mitchell shook it. "It is very nice to meet you Elysia. Let's go inside and get this Bible for you," she said as she looked at Lunaire with a confused face. 
 Lunaire smiled to her as he pushed lightly on Elysia's shoulders, guiding him in the right direction. "The bank is straight ahead, we will meet you inside, Ely. I just have a few more questions for Ell before we buy."
 "If it is what she says it is," he responded with a smile, slowly working his way to the bank doors.
 "Yes, sir!" Lunaire called to him. He turned to Mitchell and sighed. "So, he's blind, but he is crazy about Biblical things. I'll be his eyes, but I hate to make a purchase without him. Just because he can't see doesn't mean he can't see."
Mitchell smirked. "You know, that's not the craziest thing I've heard in the past twenty-four hours."
 "So, what was?" Lunaire asked, intrigued.
 Mitchell extended her arm to the bank and began walking. Lunaire followed close behind her, poking her shoulder with his index finger. "Okay, okay. Some crazy thing happened last night and some even crazier guy told me that I'm not dead in the sense that I'm thinking." She chuckled to herself, remembering how real that dream was.
 "Ah, typical Reaper of Death situation," Lunaire mumbled to himself under his breath. "What a bastard."
 "Excuse me?" Mitchell turned to Lunaire, stopping in her tracks. "What did you say?"
 Lunaire smiled and moved Mitchell forward to the bank doors. "Nothing, now about the Bible."
 Mitchell and Lunaire entered the bank, quickly spotting Elysia sitting alone in the waiting area for new accounts. Lunaire helped Elysia over to the counter while Mitchell spoke to a teller about accessing the deposit box. They were quickly taken to a fortified room by the teller, and they waited patiently for the safe to be brought to them. "It's a very quiet day today," Elysia said, breaking the silence.
 "Yes, I noticed that on my way here. I don't think I saw a single person until you two arrived," Mitchell replied as she distracted herself with the hem of her shirt. She didn't know how to process the day, between the disappearing comic, the coppery water, and Lunaire's spot on revelation about the mystery man known as Death. All she knew was something weird was going on, and she was stuck in the middle of it.
 The bank teller brought over a sealed box with two key holes. He put his key into one, and Mitchell the other. Both unlocked their portion of the box, opening it to reveal an extremely dated, but still in wonderful condition Bible. Lunaire's eyes immediately brightened up, clearly pleased with what he saw. Mitchell thanked the teller as they left the room. "I hope this is what you were wanting it would be," Mitchell said as she handed the Bible gently over to Lunaire. 
 Lunaire scanned the Bible, carefully turning the pages, and handed it to Elysia. "What do you think, Ely?"
 Elysia traced his fingers over the decorative designs of the book, stroking it with such tenderness that you could compare it to a mother holding her child for the first time. He closed his eyes and ran his fingers over the spine and the pages. "It feels like it is in prime condition for it's age. It is more than I had hoped for. This is exactly what I've been trying to feel from a Bible. Please, pay Miss Ell, I would like to take this back to my home for my father."
 "Please, call me Ell," Mitchell responded. "I would be more than happy to sell it to you. It is going to be eighty grand. Would you like to do a direct transfer or do you need to stop at your bank-"
 "I have the money. Lunaire, if you would," Elysia motioned to Lunaire.
 "Of course, Ely," Lunaire said as he excused himself from the room. The door quietly shut behind him, leaving Elysia and Mitchell in silence.
 Elysia ran his hands across the sleeves of his suit, smoothing them out and distracting himself from the overwhelming awkward silence. He cleared his throat, causing Mitchell to jump, before speaking, "May I ask how your family acquired this?"
 "From what I was told, my step-father got it from a storage auction. He got it appraised and it's been here ever since," Mitchell responded in a calm, soothing voice. "He always swore if the shop did well on it's own he would keep it for the family, but I personally would rather sell it. Too many of us, and not enough that believe in religion for it to be of value to keep." she shrugged and leaned against the wall next to Elysia. 
 He smiled, reaching his arm out in her direction. She moved closer, extending her arm for him, patting him lightly on the forearm. He lightly grabbed her wrist, turning her arm to leave her palm up to the ceiling. His fingers lightly traced the indentations of the lines in her palm, his eyes closed and he sighed. "You mean you're not the believer of religion," he told her. She huffed, her mouth twisting into a pout. "It's truly okay, Ell. Not everyone has a reason to believe. But, with your lifeline, it may be something to consider," he said as he poked at her palm.
 Lunaire opened the door, returning with a large bag. "I've already asked the teller, they would be more than happy to help count this. I would offer, but it is a large amount of money and I feel more comfortable having no part in the counting of it," he said as he handed the bag to Mitchell. "I'm happy to wait in the lobby until it is done before we leave with the Bible. I want this to be as smooth and easy as possible. They'll be bringing in the cash counter now."
 Mitchell looked into the bag, dumbfounded by how much money was just hanging there in her hands. Her ticket out of the family business, finally. She would finally be able to live comfortably as she adjusted to a new job with her friend. "Thank you, Lunaire. Elysia, I hope you really enjoy the Bible, and I truly hope it was everything you were looking for."
 A teller slowly opened the door, careful not to hit any of the people standing in the small room. He plugged in the machine and started a test run with a small stack of bills. "Looks good here, let's get this going!" 
 "We will be in the lobby, dear," Elysia said as he used his probing cane to find his way to the door. "Take all the time you need."
 Mitchell nodded, as she began to pass the large stacks of bills to the teller. They put stack after stack, taking more time than she expected before they finally finished counting out one-hundred grand. Mitchell became confused as she piled twenty thousand dollars into a separate stack, asking the teller to retrieve the men. Elysia and Lunaire came into the room, smiling. "I believe you gave me more than the asking price. I have twenty thousand here that belongs to you," she said as she handed the stacks of bills to Lunaire.
 "No, my dear, that is for your time," Elysia crossed his arms, smiling like a kid in a candy store. "You took time from your day to not only assist Lunaire at the store, but also made sure we were able to purchase today. I was informed no one even acknowledged him until you showed, and it is greatly appreciated. This will be our little secret." He took a small slip of paper from his suit pocket and held it out for Mitchell. 
 "A receipt?" she asked him. "Isn't that my job?" she chuckled as she looked it over.
 Lunaire handed her a pen, and pointed the the bottom line. "Just sign here and the back copy is yours. I figured you should be able to enjoy your money without being forced to split it. If we had to follow you back to the store they would see your little bonus."
 Mitchell smiled and signed the receipt, carefully pulling the copies apart, placing hers in the bag with the money and handing Elysia's back to Lunaire. "Thank you both very much, but I don't feel comfortable taking this. Are you completely sure?"
 "Completely," Elysia said. "Just the Bible and we will be out of here. Don't forget, enjoy the money. Short lifeline, so act fast!" He laughed to himself as Mitchell handed over the Bible.
 "Okay, Elysia. Thank you again," she said with a sweet tone, even though her face showed otherwise. She was thankful the man couldn't see her expression.
 Lunaire led Elysia from the room, leaving Mitchell with the money. She waited a few minutes before following their lead. There was something odd about them, and she didn't feel comfortable being alone in her car if they were still parked next to her. She hurried her way to her car, locking the doors immediately behind her after they left. She took the extra twenty grand and put them in her workout bag she kept in the back for her "Mother Daughter yoga" time, wrapping it up in her dirty gym clothes she forgot to clean. "Should be safe till I get home," she said out loud to herself as she started the engine, happily heading back to the the store. 
Be there in five. Meet me outside for the money and receipt. Drop mom off for her car after you guys close the shop. xo Mitchell
 She texted her sister at the stoplight. Instantly she got a response. 
You bringing coffee?
Mitchell rolled her eyes as she got closer to the antique store.
No. He's too intense, and I already have that with you. No coffee date, so go get your own. 
She pulled into the parking lot and drove to the back of the store. She rolled down her window as she approached her sister. Lilly reached in the car for the bag in the passenger seat. "This has to be it! I always wondered what it was like to be this rich!" she joked in a manly tone, clearly mocking her step-dad.
 "Now, Lilly, don't go spending all of your share in one place!" Mitchell mocked back. They both giggled together. "But seriously, tell mom to keep my portion for the shop. It's my quitting gift to her. And when you're done for the night remember to bring mom to my house so she can get her car. I'm still not feeling well and I want to go home."
 "Of course," Lilly said as she carried the bag to the shop's back door, her face showing concern. "Get some sleep!" The door closed behind her as Mitchell drove off, headed home to find a safe place for her secret bonus.

Mitchell, the oldest of all her siblings, has never been much of a dreamer. That is, until she had a visitor in her dreams warning her of evil to come. A family curse threatens to take her life over something far in the past. Will Death take her, or will Death save her life? When everything you've been taught is flawed, what side will she stand on?

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𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉 (𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓: 𝖆𝖛𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖆), 𝖆𝖑𝖘𝖔 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖆𝖘 𝖆𝖛𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖊, 𝖈𝖚𝖕𝖎𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖞, 𝖔𝖗 𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘, 𝖎𝖘, 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖞, 𝖆 𝖘𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊. ... 𝕳𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖇𝖏𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖘, 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖋𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖞, 𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖇𝖞 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊, 𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖗𝖞, 𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖕𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖞 𝖇𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉.

It was Friday and the bell just rung for lunch. Cole held a blank face as he made his way to the cort yard to meet up with his friends. Though it was early summer he still shivered as the wind blew. It was going to rain again soon. Coming up to the portables Cole noticed Alexa being harassed by two boys obviously freshmen. Not being in a good mood already Cole gave a huff and made his way over to the three. 

"Did your families teach you to disrespect women like that? Or are your heads that far up your asses?" Cole asked as he slapped a hand away from Alexa. 

"We were just teasing her," One freshmen said smugly. 

"Catcalling a woman and going to slap her ass isn't teasing. It's Sexual harassment," Cole replied. He gave off a Sadistic look in his eyes and a bone chilling smile. "Touch a girl like that again and I'll do more than just warn you," He chuckled. Alexa grabbed Cole's arm, this calmed his sadistic thoughts slightly reminding him his friend was safe. He continued to glare at the two boys before him who had fear plastered on their faces. They knew Cole is the violent type he wasn't one to simply threaten people. it was usually a then and there situation for him. Finally they left leaving Alexa and Cole alone. 

"Are you alright, Alexandra?" Cole asked. 

"Yeah," she replied. Without another word the two hurried to the cort yard to find their friends already at their usual table. 

"Where were you guys?" Kade asked. 

"Nothing, we just got caught up with a teacher," Alexa answered. She pulled out a sandwich from her bag and kept her eyes focused on her food. Cole noticed her strange behavior but brushed it off for the time being. 

"So, Kade, Cole did you guys pick a knife?" K.C asked. 

"I picked out five knives each of us could keep one of which can be used Sunday. All are as sharp as a buck knife," Cole explained. K.C nodded and focused her attention back to her salad. 

"How about tonight we made early preparations? We could first head over to Cole's place check out the knives and choose which one to use. Then go buy candles, paint, and maybe some snacks and shit?" Kade suggested. The group agreed. 

"I was thinking we could do the sacrifice in that abandoned hospital hella far in the woods," Alexa stated. Again the group agreed. After that they talked about things normal teems would talk about. Shitty teachers, gossip they eavesdroped on, silly jokes that only they would understand. For a few minutes their lives were considerably normal. 

The rest of the school day was pretty normal, K.C, Zeva, and Kade had their next two classes together. Alexa and Cole unfortunately were separated from the three. 

As soon as the bell rang the fave students met up in the student parking lot and made their way home. After they were all prepared for the evenings events Alexa went to pick up Kade, Zeva and K.C to drive to Cole's house. 

"Here's the ones I picked out," Cole said. He gestured to five knives laid out on his desk. Each were beautiful and different. K.C made her way to the desk observing the beautifully made weapons, her eyes soon landed on a sheathed knife. It had a black handle and sheth. On the handle it had unidentified humans and skulls molded on the handle. The sheth had small butterflies near the top and bottom. The moldes were rainbow like giving it a creepy and beautiful feel. Taking the blade out of its holster the blade was sharp and shiny with what seemed to be a stick like object being molded onto the blade connecting to the skull. 

"I like this one, it's nice," K.C said. Cole gave her a lazy smile and nodded confirming she could keep the deadly weapon. The other three went to look at the knives and chose from there. 

Zeva had chosen a blade with skulls all over the handle and the sheth, the tip of the handle had a black Raven. The blade as expected was shiny and sharp. 

Kade had chosen a knife slightly simular to Zeva's, but his was all silver and didn't come with a sheth. It had a small skull in the middle of both sides of the handle, and small swirly designs near the bottom of the handle.

Alexa had chosen a completely silver blade that had small swirly designs and had a curvy blade rather than a straight one. The swirls traveled from the handle upwards toward the blade. 

The last knife Cole had taken it was a dagger you'd usually see in movies, black handle, shiny silver at the tip of the handle and all through the blade which had symbol which had smaller designs around it. 

Cole twirled the knife in-between his fingers skillfully as his friends went over the short list of things they needed for the sacrifice. He thought back to the conversation he and Alexa had the day before about the seven deadly sins. Had she really considered him as Wrath? Was he really that dead set on fighting people. 

The thought made him stop twirling the knife. He looked at Alexa who had been abnormally quiet since the encounter with the freshmen boys. She sat in Cole's desk chair tracing the carved designs. Cole isn't usually the one to be so caring within the group of five, he was the least caring at that. But K.C whom had a secret crush on Alexa didn't notice the strange behavior, Kade the literal mother of the group hadn't noticed. Zeva just isn't that observant when she doesn't feel the need to be so she definitely hadn't noticed. Cole was extra observant which is why he knew nobody else had noticed Alexa's different behavior. 

And Cole from the bottom of his cold dead heart gave a sigh and got up from his bed, took the blade from Alexa and dragged her ass to the kitchen by the arm. 

"What the hell Cole!" Alexa whined. 

"Tell me what happened with those boys before I stepped in," Cole deadpanned. He kinda pushed her lightly into a bar chair and went to the fridge to grab salsa. 

"Nothing, just stupid catcalling," Alexa stated. She wasn't exactly lying, they had done that, but she didn't give the whole story. Cole set the salsa on the counter and looked at Alexa. 

"What else. I know there's more because it's bothering you Alexandra," Cole stated. He hadn't moved yet, he was watching her facial expressions closely. 

"Promise me you won't get mad and hurt them? They don't know any better," Alexa says. 

"I was going to hurt them anyways Alexandra. They're in high school they know what they did wrong. And they do know better they just don't care," Cole explained. He was frustrated, not at Alexa but at they possibilities of what they did to hurt his friend. At the fact that boys with such an attitude walk around freely. 

"They made lude comments about my body, and tried to touch my ass. Not much happened since you showed up pretty quickly," Alexa admitted. Cole finally moved to the pantry and pulled out a bad of chips and set them on the counter with the salsa. He was more than livid at that point. 

"Did you try and punch them at the most?" Cole asked. 'Stupid question,' Cole thought. 

"No, I was too scared," Alexa answered. She wasn't the type to be scared of people, but Cole didn't blame her for a second. Instead he opened the chips and pushed the salsa and chips towards Alexa and grabbed her a coke from the fridge. She knew he wasn't the feeling type and she knew it was the closest she'd get to "it will be okay," and she was fine with that. 

"Yo losers!" Zeva shouted coming down the stairs. "Wait never mind there's food," She added seeing the chips. K.C came bolting down the stairs and basically shoved Zeva out of the way rushing towards the chips. "HEY!" Zeva shouted as she tumbled to the ground. K.C flipped her off and shoved chips in her mouth. Zeva had gotten up only to trip over literal air causing Kade who was at the bottom steps to laugh. 

"I swear you could trip over your own shadow," Cole joked. 

"My shadow's a tricky little bastard. It likes to see me fall it its level," Zeva shot back. She got up dusted herself off, punched a still laughing Kade and proceeded to eat chips and salsa. 

♤

The group of five made their way into the wiccan store over an hour later. They had planned to get a couple of blank notebooks and candles from the small shop. They had walked around the small store observing the strange objects. K.C and Alexa began to gather their needed objects. The weirdest part of the store was the owner. The old woman glared at the teens from behind the register, as if knowing why they were there. 

Cole was in the book section reading over titles. There were many history books on witches, spell books, and old wiccan diaries. But one book caught his eye, it was on the stop shelf. With a black cover and red old school writing on the bind. Cole reached up grabbing the thin book. Reading the title his eyes grew wide. 

"Yo K.C! Come here!" Cole said. K.C came rushing to Cole to see what he needed when she noticed the book in his hand. It was Satan's Bible. 

"What the- what is this doing in a wiccan store?" She mumbled. Cole just shrugged and observed the pages inside.

"You think it's legit? It's pretty thin to be a Bible," Cole asked. 

"Its not the original, but it is Satan Bible," came a raspy voice. The two teens turned their heads to face the store owner. She stood at the entrance of the isle they were in. She looked to be in her late 50s, she wore a cloak you'd see in Harry Potter and her hair was grey almost white. He blue eyes glared at the teens before her. 

"But wouldn't a real Bible by Satan be, I dunno larger?" Cole asked. The woman simply shook her head. 

"Satan is much more different from God. He goes against everything God believes in. His Bible is meant to mislead his believers onto a path of sin," the woman explained. 

"Do you mind if we buy this then?" Cole asked. The woman's glare somehow got more intense but she gave a short nod. K.C and Cole looked at each other for a moment. 

"She knows why we're here," Cold whispered. 

"How do you know?" K.C whispered back. 

"She's tense, and she keeps glaring at us. She was calm before we walked in. Plus this is a wiccan store it's likely she can sense certain kinds of evil or good or some shit. Some witches and wizards are religious, not all though. It's likely she doesn't want us to know that she knows which is why she's allowing us to shop here peacefully," Cole explained. K.C said nothing she just nodded and gathered a handful of black candles. 

Once all five teens were done observing they paid for their items. Each gathered enough money between each other to pay for the items. But Cole paid for the Bible separately clearly interested in what lied between the pages. His friends had already left the store and waited in the car and as Cole went to grab the book from the counter. But a hand caught his wrist before it left the table. He jerked his head up towards the old woman. 

"I don't know what you kids are up to, but don't do anything stupid," the woman growled. 

"I can assure you ma'am, our intentions are for our own well being. We don't plan on hurting anyone who didn't ask for it," Cole growled back. He jerked his hand away from the woman and walked out of the small store. He got in the backseat of Alexa's car. 

"What was that about?" Kade asked. 

"Nothing, just warning me to make sure we don't burn down the house," Cole lied. He chuckled slightly when Kade gave we strange look. Alexa drove off back to Cole's house where the five friends spent another few hours just hanging out. 



𝕬𝖉𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖙:
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𝕭𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙.

𝕭𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖞 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖉𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖆𝖑𝖘𝖔 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖚𝖊 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒.




"Why is he bleeding?" Kade asked looking over at Cole. 

"Because he's an idiot," replied Zeva. 

"I didn't know idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleed from their nose," Kade smirked. 

"I think its a new phenomenon."

Short story long I'm dead. Talk about a depressing beginning right? Hi I'm Akira Saratami 12 years old...yep 12!!! I really couldn't have died younger. I died because my very own roof collapsed right on my head, fortunately my parents weren't home at the time.

I admit I'm quite calm about this, it might be because of how caming this place is. Normally after death the person who died would appear in a dark void...well atleast thats what fan fictions say.

Normally when a person hears the word 'void' they would think of a pitch black darkness with no end in sight but you just couldn't imagine just how beautiful this place is.

The whole sky and space being filled with thousand upon thousands of stars if not millions, each shining with every possible colour there is. Going from radiant,beaming and bold to bright, brilliant,deep, electric, festive, fiery, flaming, fresh, glittering, glistening and glowing. Its like looking down on a whole galaxy.

Seconds turned into more seconds, and more seconds turned into minutes. Slowly the minutes turned into hours,days,weeks and after that....I'm not sure

"DAMM IS ANYBODY THERE IF THIS IS SOME SICK JOKE!!!!" this continued on for ages with every curse word being already shouted in anger atleast multiple times....Inpressive for a 12 year old right?

That's when it happened a cold and motone voice sounded in his mind

[Host located, find in perfect condition]
[Ready to upload system]
[10% 20%]

"What the heck what is this?" "Answer me?"
"What system?" "What upload?"

[30%..40%..60%..70%..100%]
[Successfully fused with host]

"What are you?" "An imposter?An alien? Speak Villain!"

[This is host's system, The Scanning System]

The so called 'Scanning System' answered Arita with its voice sounding right into his mind

"System? System? What the heck have I got myself into!" Seriously now what is this, some kind of truck-kun story...well not really it was a roof so nevermind

Think, think use any brain cells you have left in that brain of yours Akira. What should I ask this system? Got it

"What can you do?"

[System has only 2 functions Scanning and Inventory]
[Scanning allows the system to store and detect any visible information around the user and use it to advise the Host on decisions,appriopriate responses and possible options. This can also be used to answer Host's possible questions]

[Inventory allows the host to store any object and  summon any object out of the inventory for the host to use]

"Quite limited huh?" "Well who knows it might be useful" 

[Host is advised to check the inventory there's a starter pack ready for use]

"How do I check the inventory?"

[To use the inventory the host has to think about using it and then the objects will appear in the Host's hands]

He did just as the system said and a black ticket appeared in his right hand with some unreadable runic letters

"What is this?"

[This is a world ticket, it was created by the system as a way to get out of this place It allows the user to travel to different worlds However it can only be used once]

"Hmm..I will miss this place it's amazing"
"But I can't stay here forever
"How do I use it?"

[Host can use it by ripping the ticket apart]
Akira did just as he was told and immediately a blue video game like screen appeared in front of him with the words

[Choose your world]
[Naruto - World of shinobi full of different jutsu and techniques]

[Attack On Titan - A World where humanity lives within cities surrounded by enormous walls that protect them from gigantic man-eating humanoids referred to as Titans]

[Tokyo Ghoul - World of where ghouls, creatures that look like normal people but can only survive by eating human flesh, live amongst the human population in secrecy, hiding their true nature]

"What in the world are these options!!!!!!!!" 

"Most of them are obviously places that I will die with just a snap!!" 

"Also what kind of worlds are these, they are obviously anime worlds"

The only one I know is Naruto, I used to watch it sometimes though I only got up to the part where Naruto and Sasuke fight at the Valley Of The End and it's not like I remember everything

Naruto World it is then, Akira then clicked the first option

[Host has chosen Naruto World]
[Scanning the Naruto World]
[Scanning for any information]
[Find information about Ninshu, Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Taijutsu, Fuinjutsu, Juinjutsu, Senjutsu, Kekkei Genkai, Kekkei Mora, Kekkei Tota, Barrier Jutsu, Bukijutsu, Chakra Absorption Technique, Chakra Flow, Clone Techniques, Cooperation Jutsu, Hiden Jutsu, Kinjutsu, Medical Ninjutsu, Nintaijutsu, Regeneration Techniques, Reincarnation Ninjutsu and Space Time Ninjutsu]

[Information found can't be used directly but can be used to make improvements for gathered information by the Host]

"Wow didnt know there were so many things in Naruto, I really should have tried watching it more" 

[To survive the host has the chance to chose a special ability from the Naruto World]

"Special Ability? Like what?" who wouldn't want a special ability 

"So?Do I get cheats?Wishes?Summons?Pikachu?"

[Host can choose from several kekkei genkai that the Naruto World offers, Host can choose only one]

Then another blue video game like screen appeared infront of him with different options

[Boil Release- a special nature transformation, combination of fire and water. Has different forms that it can be used in. Can be used as corrosive vapour, the vapour being able to dissolve most substances or as steam that's able to melt the users surroundings]

[Crystal Release- a rare form of nature transformation. Can convert any matter into pink, jade-green, red, or blue coloured crystals from physical material to moisture in the air, allowing them to turn anything into a weapon]

[Dark Release- a combined nature transformation kekkei genkai that can be used to absorb,manipulate and release chakra taken from an opponent]

[Explosion Release- a nature transformation kekkei genkai, combination of earth and lightning]

The list when on for miles showing abilities that really surprised Akira and tempted him to chose them but he used every bit of discipline he could muster up from his 12 year old brain to hold himself together

[Random- chooses a random special ability not just from the Naruto World but every possible world there is. The Host could get overpowered abilities or junk or even completely useless traits. It all depends on the result]

This was the very last option on the list that really caught his attention it allowed him to really test his luck and nerves

"Fine then, if I lose everything or gain everything it all depends on this result"

When Akira pressed the option the whole screeen turned blank and ironically a lotttery wheel appeared with options that kept changing every second

When Akira looked at the options His eyes literally expanded and dilated 

One of the options said something along the words 'Complete Elemental Control' 'Immortality
and 'Master Mind Control' 

"Amazing, If I get just one of them I'll be completely invincible" Akira already imagined himself beating War Lords and Emperors. The imagination of kids is really something adults could only dream?

His excitement quickly went down the drain though as the options quickly changed to things like 'Communicating with Squirrels' whats worse is thay it said specifically 'only'

"What the heck If I am to speak with animals atleast let me speak with every possible animals Not Just Damm Stupid Squirrels!!!!!!"

Another option said, I swear to god 'Knowing the Bible By heart'

"What! The! Fuck!!!!!!" was Akira's only reaction 
"Sorry Mom for swearing but If you were here you would probably react the same way" My mom never liked when I swore saying things like She wants me to be a gentlemen

"Ditch the Bible!!!!" Why would I care about the stupid bible I couldnt care less if every Bible in the world burned down!!

"Calm Calm...Happy thoughts Happy thoughts" Akira quickly calmed down and finally span the wheel using his finger. It really is like a touch screen

The wheel span clockwise soo fast that the options that kept changing quickly dissapeared from Akira's eyes

His only thoughts being 'No Bible No Bible No Damm Bible'

Akira's heart rate literally sped up like a racing car and even his breathing sped up

The lottery slowly calmed down finally stopping on ....
The whole time Akira covered his eyes with his hands scared to see what he got

He slowly moved his fingers from his eyes letting the light hit his eyes finally seeing the result

The lottery wheel stopped on

[Blade Manipulation- Host can create, shape and manipulate blades, shaping and combining them as needed, or moving them with telekinesis. This however needs practicing and training to become useful in fights and in future it can become part of Host's main fighting style]

"Hell yeah thats what I'm talking about" Whoosh thank god I didn't get the bible And Ironically I even said 'thank god'

[Host should get ready for transporting to the Naruto World]
[Chosen time for best survival chance for user set]
[Coordinates Set]
[Initializing Travelling]
[10..8..7..6..5..4..3..2...1]

The instant the last second went by Akira disssapeared with a flash leaving not even a speck of hair behind

~~~~~~~~~~~~Konoha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Follow the story of the next feared shinobi of the Naruto World. Who needs the sharingan if I'm fast enough to slice you in 1000 pieces before you blink. Want to know more read.

(Authors note‐ No sharingan I want the mc to stand out a bit and I really dont want the cliche in this story Also I won't make the mc overpowered I will actually make him rise in strength slowly one by one Yes there is a system but not really the one you would think also I will try to upload a chapter every day)

"Mozu? I'm a real human, but it's not a Mozu!" Noel thought for a while, after sorting out his thoughts, he smiled and said: "In a way, I am Noah, or I can say that I am human Ancestor!"

"Noah? Noah recorded in the Bible?" After hearing Noel's answer, Xuecai was searching in her mind. About the name of Noah, she finally found the name in the Bible.

"It can also be said yes, it can be said no, just let you see, about Noah's memory and information is good!" After finishing, Noel hugged Xuecai into his arms, and for the third time on her lips today .

Originally, Xuecai wanted to push away immediately, but at the moment Noel's lips touched hers, memories and information about Noah poured into her mind, and different pictures flashed quickly in her eyes as if watching the lantern. Finally The memory of the hatred of Noah's people towards humanity also flooded in.


The couples in the store saw that the two began to show affection again, and they were unwilling to come together. The people outside the store, through the transparent glass windows, took out their phones from their pockets and kept pressing the shutter to fill the store. It was the flashing scene that was photographed and transmitted to the Internet.

The hot photos of the couples were quickly spread online, and the restaurant became an instant, and many couples booked appointments.

In a certain room, a blonde girl was sitting in front of a computer with six screens, constantly reading the information on the Internet, and she also saw the photos she had just uploaded.

"Huh? Isn't this restaurant a restaurant? When did it change into a lovers' shop?" Looking at the photos uploaded online, the blonde girl quickly recognized the shop and said to herself, "But the man's So handsome, I just don't know what that girl looks like!"

The blonde girl looked at the constantly uploading photos, and saw a very handsome man in it. He was holding a girl in the heat. After a while, his fingers started to fly quickly, flying on the keyboard to busy her own jobs.

At the same time, Noel also let go of Xuecai, but now she was sitting blankly, holding her shoulders tightly with her hands, and her body trembling slightly, as if she was afraid of something.

Because Xuecai's memory and information, Noah and the Bible are completely different. Noah hates, scorns, wants to destroy humans, and Noah's power and ability are very powerful. When he was fighting the ancient city of Xiao, She has also seen the unknown atmosphere and the ability to control giant monsters.

Xuecai now feels that Noah is really more dangerous. At least Zhenzu doesn't want to destroy mankind, and this Noah around him is likely to do such things at any time, and he is also capable of doing this. thing.

"Then.. Noel. I'll make a call. Please wait here for me to come back!" With the shock and fear in her heart pressed, Xuecai feels that this important matter should immediately report to the Lion King organization she belongs to, after all She could only think of this for a while.

"Relax, I will wait for you to come back!" In response, looking at Xuecai's anxious figure, Noel smiled slightly and said to the air: "Little Loli, are you lost, or do you like eavesdropping on others? "

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"Do you want me to grab you out? Accept!" Seeing Lolita doesn't come out, Noel uses the ability of choice to accept touching things in the space and directly reaches into the space.

At the next moment, a little Loli wearing Gothic costumes was dragged out of the space by Noel and hugged her directly in her arms, smiling at her surprised face.

"How could it be possible...how did you do it?" Nangong asked in surprise that month, she did not expect the other party to have the ability to drag her out of the space.

"Just do it!" Noel said with a smile, fixing Nangong's month in his arms with one hand, and reaching into the space again with the other, without much explanation.

"Huh! It doesn't matter if you don't want to say it, and put me down!" Nangong said with a black face, seeing the other party just made another demonstration, and did not explain the principle of use to himself.

"That's not okay, but you're the captive I caught!" Noel said with a smile, not letting Nangong's month go at all, but holding her closer than before.

"You, you lo*ic*n!" Nangong also tried to launch space magic escape that month, but as before, her proud space magic failed, and she could only continue to struggle to leave Noel's arms.

"No, no, I'm in full control, and loli alone can't satisfy me!" Noel said with a smile, not caring about Nangong's words that month, picking up the Coke on the table and drinking it.

"Hum..." After finishing a word, Nangong suddenly thought of something that month, his angry expression disappeared, and his face was instantly covered with a smile, and he started selling cuteness to Noel who was hugging him: "Big brother, the sister just now Why are you so scared suddenly, can you tell me?"

"Cough!" Noel, who was drinking cola, was choked by a snorting word. Looking at Nangong, who was constantly selling herself to herself, she felt that her face was changing too fast.

"Big Brother, are you okay?" Nangong saw her effect that month, and continued her masquerade offensive. Anyway, she can't use magic anymore. As long as she can set out useful information, she can still accept masquerading.

"Since you want to know, I'll let you know!" Nuoerxie smiled, thinking of something, he lowered his lips to the little Lori's lips, and poured it into her like Xuecai, about Noah's Memory and information.

Noel felt that there was nothing to let Nangong know that month, maybe it would be convenient for him to act and do things. After all, most of those memories are not his, such as Noah's hatred of humans. Seeing Xuecai is just for Let her monitor herself, not what the fourth true ancestral ancient city is.

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Do whatever you want, move what you want, live only for what you want, grab only for what you want, walk around the world as you like, unscrupulously plunder beautiful women from all sides, use the strongest strength, and live freely in the world .



Dear Jesus, 

Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature. Old things are passed away, behold all things are new. 

My first impulse when I woke up this morning was to speak to you, dear Jesus. 

With a grateful heart I worshiped you, thanking you for a new start. 

You know, Jesus, you are changing me so fast that I myself am amazed. 

Normally, I’d sleep in till when my mom comes to wake me to get ready for school. Yeah, I’m mommy’s little girl even at the age of fifteen going on sixteen. Being an only child avails me the chance to be indolent and carefree. 

But… not anymore… not when you’ve come into my life. You woke me up by 3:00am this morning to enjoy sweet communion with you. 

Please, please, please… *does the adorable puppy-dog eyes* help me to be consistent. You know, that’s one of my weaknesses -- giving up easily on something once it begins to bore me. 

Please, don’t let this exciting life that I’ve found in you fade like a fleeting wisp of smoke. 

It seems as if the Bible has come alive to me now. 

I formerly used to dread reading the Bible. Even though reading is one of my favorite pass times, it used to seem I have been given sleeping pills whenever I would attempt reading the Bible *sighs while remembering how pathetic I was then* . 

The Bible that had begin to gather dust and was safely tucked deep in the deepest abysmal den of my wardrobe (I even considered carrying it to church a burden since we have projectors that would project the bible readings at my church), is now the greatest book I have ever and will ever read. 

I memorized the scripture on top of this page and even went ahead to make some changes. The old Radiance Abraham is gone. The new girl, merged with you is come. 

When I got back from a hectic day at Charios High School (Whew! The pressure of being in the first trimester of SSS3 is really taking it’s toll on me but I know I’ll survive cos you’ll always be by my side), I took time to clear out my room. 

I figured my spacious room would be needing a make-over to make it look like it belongs to a Jesus-freak (I don’t mind that slang that formerly used to make me cringe anymore). 

So… I replaced all the former posters on my wall (the ones with pics of the rock-stars I used to love as well as some irrelevant girly stuff) with stickers of colourful bible verses, the cross and a dove that I got from the same store I got this journal from (I’m thinking I’ll be visiting that store more often from now on; they’ve got great christian stuff I’ll be needing later). 

I also got a special notebook and a glitter-pen to write your words to me and my meditations on the scripture in during our special time of fellowship. 

I created something like a den on the balcony of my room next to my swing where I relocated my table and chair. That balcony overlooks our garden so I think it’d be a perfect spot for fellowship. If you don’t mind I’d like to refer to it as our holy-coven. 

Also, I took my time to also reform my mobile phone and PC. I deleted all the worldly music on both devices and replaced them with christian songs that I downloaded from the internet; some great gospel songs like Overcomers by Mandisa, Changed by Geoffrey Golden, Your Spirit by Tasha Cobbs and Kierra, I surrender and Oceans by Hillsong and many more. I am so falling in love and grooving to these otherworldly songs I would have denied existed a few weeks ago. 

I made a pic of the ark of covenant my phone’s wallpaper and that of a kneeling worshiper the wallpaper of my Dell PC. 

I deactivated all my social media accounts except WeChat (just so people can communicate with me) to diminish distractions. I don’t want any idol coming between us. It was difficult but I’m satisfied to see you proud of me. 

I also deleted some e-books that were not godly off my mobile devices; sensual and erotic romance novels were my downfall, but not anymore. 

I reviewed my wardrobe, taking out some clothes that I used to fancy to blend in with my peers but I know you’d frown at. Maybe sometime during the weekend, I could give out the relatively decent ones to some less privileged teen girls at church. 

School was more beautiful today cos you were with me. *whispers* Actually, it was more bearable considering the amount of lessons we had; it’s like our teachers want to squeeze the juice out of us so we can all excel in our external examinations. 

Luckily for me, we had a free period today. Instead of joining the other girls to gossip and flirt with the boys, Kathlyn and I worked some calculus problems together. I could almost hear the silent snickering of the clique of girls that named themselves ‘Dazzling Diamonds’ when they saw me getting intimate with ‘the weirdo’ (I must say there’s nothing dazzling about them while they were doing that). 

During the lunch-break, while Kathlyn and I were hanging out, talking about God stuff, she gave me a gift of a book titled ‘The Pursuit of God’ written by one A W Tozer. I wanted to protest but she convinced me saying it would help stir my spiritual fire and make me hungrier for you. 

She was right. I’ve read the first chapter and my hunger for you has already soured to the heights of the heaven. It brought tears to my eyes and dragged me to my knees. I can’t wait to read it to the end. I’m sure I won’t remain the same. 

I think saying thank you to Kathlyn won’t suffice. I plan on doing something sweet for her on her birthday which luckily falls on a public holiday. 

Yeah… before it skips my mind, I’ve got big news. Trisha came to invite me to her birthday bash coming up this weekend. I was like OMG… Am I dreaming or what? Trisha is like the most popular girl in Charios High. I’m even surprised she knows plain, old me. 

She is perfectly cool, gorgeous, rich, multi-talented, smart… you name it. She was elected as Charois queen for two years in a row and her boyfriend, Maxwell Newrit, is the captain of the school’s basketball team; any natural girl would drool for prospects as enticing as these, any girl would die to be close to her. 

Too bad, I’m no natural girl anymore. I’m supernatural. I declined the invitation as nicely as I could manage. The look of shock on her face when I said no was so unlike her that I wanted to burst out in hysterical laughter but I suppressed it to a small giggle in my head. It was a look that said ‘What the heck! No one has ever refused me before.’ 

I thought she would persist or at least ask me why I refused but she didn’t. Instead, she sauntered past me like she didn’t give a damn whether I came or not and ran to meet her boyfriend, Max, who was waiting ahead for her, probably thinking I’m crazy or something. 

I just hope I won’t be severely stigmatized or worse still bullied for daring to refuse the school queen. How can I go to a place where you won’t approve of?; a place with free-ranging demons of alcoholism, indecent dressing, worldly DJ music and the likes. I’m rather glad you gave me the courage I needed to make the right choice that pleases you, even though my flesh was screaming ‘SAY YES!’ so loud in my head. Is that a mild ache I'm feeling at the back of mu head? The flesh is one stubborn dude. 

I think that’s all to document tonight. I’ve got to get to bed now; I’m all stressed from doing my chemistry assignment after my chores tonight. 

PS: Thanks for stopping the involuntary action of drooling in my sleep. I noticed this morning and I shouldn’t forget to thank you for something you did that I didn’t ask for. Even though to some people it may seem insignificant, It’s a big deal thing for me. 

I’m going to sleep now. Sing me a lullaby. *smirks* I bet your voice would be heavenly. 

Good night, Lord.

Radiance Abraham, rather unexplainably, is the only daughter, actually she's the only child, of Reverend Kennedy Abraham, the senior pastor of The Redeemer's Love Church; and that comes with it's pros and cons. 

Her life spirals upwards, then downwards, then in zigzag motion, then as the crow flies when she becomes a Jesus freak. And by freak, I mean a truly born again, Holy Ghost baptised Christian. 

She's launched into the supernatural when she gets baptised in fire. By this she uncover secrets and mysteries she never knew existed.

And yeah she finds true love, in friends. And meets her soul mate.

Follow her special diary, which she writes in form of letters to Jesus. 

In her diary, you'll find Radiance's struggles, relationships, spiritual encounters, scandals and really entangled revelations about the people surrounding her.

Purification 

A prostitute went for confession and said she wanted to be purified. 

The Father gave her an appointment and she arrived at the given time, The Father asked her to undress and lay flat on a table over which the Bible was kept. 

Soon thereafter, the Father also undressed and started performing over her. 

The prostitute was aghast and asked the Father as to what he was doing, The Father replied that he was purifying her practically by saying "HOLY FATHER ABOVE YOU, HOLY BIBLE BELOW YOU AND HOLY WATER THROUGH YOU"

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One day a woman decides to buy a parrot for her daughters. She goes to the nearest animals store, There she sees a splendid speaking parrot for 20 dollars. 

Astonished, she sees the salesman and asks," Sir, why a parrot of such a great value is not very expensive? ". 

The salesman says," Well Madam, it comes from a brothel and its language is not correct". 

The woman says that she will correct the language and buys it. Arrived at home, the cage is installed in the salon. The parrot says then:" New house, new brothel". The woman thinks that it is not serious and that the parrot will be corrected. 

The two small girls then arrives at the salon and the parrot says: "Two new small whores, two new small whores". 

The mother, very confused explains to her daughters that the parrot comes from a brothel and that its language will be corrected from day to day. On this, her husband, Robert, arrives and the parrot seeing him says "New brothel, new small whores, but always this good Robert".

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Bean is dead, the pill has activated and shone through her belly.
Every baby in New Peas is the size of a basketball and watermelon comes out of the marriage ring that is passionate pain.
Bean is a newborn kitten after god destroys her body and put her soul in the baby kitten. The baby kitten soul went to heaven.
Bean is blessed to have peanut as the father.
Peanut does not know.
Bean: I have lost all my memories.
Peanut: baby talk is all you can do.
Want more milk?
There is a Corona-virus 2020. Must get many portions of meat and baby milk.
All the store is closed. The food is gone. Everyone is scared.
Peanut thoughts: I have downloaded web comics and manga to get the thoughts to be gone.
Bean was my first real relationship. All she left is a child. She is interestingly mysterious and sweet.
In English moments, the memories of her said that " a boyfriend and a girlfriend are acquaintances who are sexual, romantic, or platonic.
The baby was the name Cheerios.
Bible verse :
Proverbs 22:6 New International Reader's Version (NIRV)
Start children off on the right path.
  And even when they are old, they will not turn away from it.
Cheerios have a baby cat tone for many cats years
Peanut thoughts:
When the vending machine finally accepts your tokens. Yeah absorb all the physical up and take the information. Overbearing female machine. Vending machines are having bugs. Gross.
A senior cat states not to go to that cat house because it is a whorehouse and another name is a brothel.
What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?
Beat it. Smash you out of here. We're closed.
Peanut's future thoughts with Cheerios when Cheerios is teenage: what did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She is gonna eat my pancakes!
Why do vegan dogs give good head?
It's because they're usually eating fresh-baked steamy nuts.
Peanut went home and stay away from other cats and dogs. Dogs, puppies, kittens, cats are barking the wrong tree about the corona-virus.
Here are Bible verses from Protestants:
Isaiah 40:31
But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
Peanut went to the Zion group on the social media name Connected Note. Peanut will see the friends on every Friday.
Cheerios spoke the first word: I love you.
Peanut thoughts: so beautiful.
Bean was not popular, wealthy, beautiful, and intelligent. The Bean body became ashes. Cats, Dogs, and animals moaning just comparably to female mourning.
Bizarre sounds together.
The funeral was intense upsetting.
Weeping was not allowed.
Staying strong and tell god everything.
A bible verse:
Jeremiah 29:11 New International Version
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 New International Version (NIV)
16 Rejoice always, 17 pray continually, 18 give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. 

In life, surviving is frightening. In ancient Europe, without the letter of broken relationships leads to a different story. How can people deal with depression, schizophrenia or illness ? Love is complicated to explain. Please pray for those who are suffering. Yet, the light of hope, faith and love.
Revenge is not the best answer.

The three males of our story Steven , Grell , and Tanav entered the automobile namely the Toyota MPV ( M - Multi P-Purpose V-Vehicle ) Grey in color , tinted windows hiding what is within , in the front and back a plate number meant for cars was showing in big letters and numbers of ABY 8512 with little word below that shows region seven . The car started to twist and turn on the uneven road passing by diamond street , crossing between the shop Pan De Neslinad and employer's Coffee .

 It would have been a 2 hour ride if Grell and Tanav din't go to have bathroom breaks and visiting the convenience store for a snack break too . It has been 2 hours and 40 minutes when they have first entered the car they finally arrived in Taho Street they roamed around until they found the gate with the number 1889-D . Grell was the first to step down then Steven and Tanav , first they knocked on the door *knock *knock no answer , ringing on the door bell *ring *ring the door was opened by a woman in her 30's about 5'5 foot tall brown hair and eyes wearing a white blouse and white with a long white flat skirt and a rectangular black pin on her blouse at the chest area "Yes? who is it" her voice came out strained and stressed .

 "Hello mam , we are the detectives you hired for the letters and we think that your daughter has hidden it here in a Bible." Steven answered respectably and his voice soft like he was a similar position before this stunned Tanav of his strange behaviour but soon ignored it thinking that Steven doesn't want to anger the one who is paying him . "of course , of course come in would you like any refreshments like tea or water." Irene's mother asked leading them to their dining table "Tea would be nice thank you" Steven said making Tanav's former puzzlement resurface but decided to ignore it again . Irene's mom 'Jessica' prepared 3 glasses with handles and placed tea bags in , the three males looking around the table . When Jessica came back she placed the tea one by one in front of them saying " Please wait here I'll get all the Bibles in our house while you drink tea Jessica leaving the detectives and teen on the table .

 After 3 minutes the teas were done so Steven took a sip soon Jessica came back with 14 books and placed in on the table " These are all the Bibles 4 children's Bibles 2 old testament Bibles and 1 new testament Bible . Each of us has a personal Bible we take to church but Irene's Bible is missing I think that she hid the letter there and also hid the Bible." said Jessica placing the 2 or more some books in a stack " Yes , you are correct I also think that she hid it." said Steven sipping his tea . "Excuse me" said Jessica gaining the attention of the 3 humans "I know there are some geniuses but isn't the boy too young to be a detective?" asked Jessica in a concerted voice eyes with worry shown in them .

 Grell this time answered not wanting to be forgotten by the readers "Well you see Mrs. Chiol he is a friend of Irene so since he was close to Irene we thought he could help us in this investigation." Grell said trying to be seen professional but failing miserably by biting his tongue at 'help us in this investigation' "So you see Tanav isn't a genius or anything" Grell continues with a face and Tanav gets any at his in return shooting him a glare but lets be honest here he'd wish it wasn't just a glare but instead a flare or gun will do , Grell shivered clearly losing the fight waving a white flag .

 "Thank you for you time Mrs. Chiol your really kind you remind me of my wife." Steven said interrupting the idiots "You have a wife , she must be wonderful how is she?" asked Jessica Steven's face larked and he looked down thinking something must have happened to his wife , making Jessica feel bad . "OH! your friends with Irene? I've never seen you together in the canteen ." said Jessica changing the topic  Tanav replied with "Thats because I'm in another class Mrs. Chiol we were only classmates at grade 3 before you weren't there in the canteen and you started visiting the canteen at grade 5 ." also lessening the tension , "I see , thank you for being a good friend to Irene you really made my day . My daughter had such a great friend." said Jessica her eyes foggy but refuses to let the water in her eyes pass , Tanav's eyes teary too he immediately hugged Jessica whispering "Thank you" a single rouge tear passing his eyes Jessica surprised still hugged him and patting his back after a few minutes of blissful silence .

 *THUD* "what was that!" Tanav asked fast because of shock turning around he saw a boy around 14 years to 15 face on the ground and a toy car near him I think he tripped on that . The boy looked up seeing all eyes on him "Eh heheh , I guess I was caught" the mystery boy said crashing the back of his head , Steven already din't like him the boy was to much like Grell .

Welcome to the novel "Letters and crime" LC for short . Join Steven and his bubbly and happy assistant or as Steven quotes 'My overly annoying college' in the case of letters in the country of Maharlika the country that loves freedom a female teen had just committed suicide and it's not just letters that she left . She left quite a lot of riddles for our detective duo to solve .

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