Prince Willow grew up with the expectations of a spare prince: to be the backup for his perfect older brother Crysanthemum. But when Crys goes missing, after a couple of years, attention is drawn to Willow. Willow's ideas and hobbies are beyond the norm, and unfortunately, it is decided that perhaps Willow is not the best trained for the throne. In order to become a better prince, they bring in princes from other kingdoms as well as aristocratic tutors. Amongst the nobility is another Prince who is the complete opposite of Willow. And yet, when they meet sparks fly and they can't deny their feelings. Can either one accept the other?

Right after the harvest, another period of intense training and raid preparation began. I called a meeting with of my hrid and explained to them what the goal of our raid would be. I showed them the places marked on the wooden map, they were a bit scared and surprised because this time we will not be sailing along the shoreline, but in the open sea.

This time Floki was supposed to stop building ships and start producing crossbows with other carpenters. We had thirty-four ships at the moment, but were short of full crews. That's why I ordered Leif to visit the conquered settlements and look for volunteers, I sent Erik with a similar proposal to King Harald. I was also going to take two full crews of my Slavic slaves ... after summing up for this moment I could send twenty-two ships. However, I also had to leave the people to defend the Kattegat, so of the twenty-two ships, eighteen were more realistic and it was quite a lot, in the series, Ragnar's attack on Lindisfarne with just one ship, but one monastery wasn't enough for me. My goal was Whitby Abbey, Durham, Hexham Abbey, Lindisfarne and ultimately to meet King Aelle.

Months passed, Leif returned with thirty volunteers, King Harald undertook to send two ships, thanks to Erik who told him about the success of our raids. Lagertha's belly was already big and the date of delivery was approaching, if I had figured it out correctly in March or April I should be a father again. Yrsa turned two this year.

Although I was tempted to leave earlier, as an exemplary husband I decided to do after birth ... and at the beginning of April, twins, a son and a daughter were born. 

We named our daughter Revna (Raven) and our son Arne (Eagle) after Lagertha's father. Lagertha was very exhausted after giving birth, so I stayed a few more days, but I was also looking forward to going on a raid... having 2-year-old baby and newborn twins at home ... it will be a nightmare. Lagertha will not be left alone, she will have the help of Siggy, Hild and Frida ... I also asked Erik's wife, Elisef, for help in taking care of the house.

Only in the middle of April, when my wife had regained her strength, I could already leave for England. Unfortunately our farewell was not intimate, for a few more weeks Lagertha will be too sore to have s.ex ... but luckily her throat was not sore.

My fleet consisted of twenty-one ships, nineteen of mine and two of King Harald. The wind and weather were good for us... using a sunstone and sunboard, we somehow managed to keep the right course, although I don't know by what miracle.

- Ulf, do you think we can make it to land? 

- Floki, for sure, it will either be ahead of us or below us ... but we'll definitely find some land. 

- You don't believe my ships will stand? 

- I believe, you are the best shipbuilder I know.

- (giggle) Ulf, it must work. The best ships and (giggle) the best boatbuilder. (giggle)

I won't tell him that I only know two shipbuilders, him and his father... After three days at sea, we saw the land, I wasn't sure if it was England, and if England, which part of the coast... the easiest way is to land on the shore and look for a settlement and ask the locals. 

Only my ship landed at the shore, the rest, just in case, was to wait at sea, if we are more than 50 km from the destination, it does not make much sense to land here, and then go there on foot.

After a few hours of walking disguised as a priest, I found myself in a small fishing village, but no one knew Latin there, and I could not understand much from the local language. The only thing left for me is to look further... When it got dark and my search was unsuccessful, I decided to go back to the boat and sail north along the coast. Only the next day we came across an estuary of a river and buildings, after a quick recognition of the area it turned out that we were lucky ... it was Whitby Abbey.

It was difficult to hide our presence, twenty-one boats had landed. We heard the clang of the bell that announced the danger. 

I ordered my men to gather on the shore and divided them into four groups of over 300 people each. Two groups headed towards the abbey, the other two I sent to check the area and if they found any settlements, they would set them on fire.

Two hours later, the abbey was conquered ... my men began to take out the treasures, lead out the animals and the captives. I was sitting nearby, planning our further northward march, and had some monks brought over to me ... but they were unwilling to cooperate. 

- I'll ask you a few questions now, if you will lie or won't tell ... I'll take Saint Hilda's corpse and throw her bones into the sea or turn her skull into a potty, don't you know what a potty is? ... Or I'll order my people to fuck her in the eye sockets.

Insults rained down on me ... satan, devil, heathen, son of a whore. Only when they saw that the saint's body had been brought... They answered all my questions. Thanks to their information, I knew that there was also Hartlepool Abbey on the way to Durham.

When they were no longer needed, I ordered them killed, there are still many towns ahead of us and there will be an opportunity to catch slaves.

- Jarl Ulf, what are we doing next? 

- Treasures and food are already on the ships? 

- Yes 

- We're waiting for the people I sent to return. Then we will board the ships and sail north to the next abbey.

- Jarl... Will there be any women there? 

- I don't know, but I think something with tits will be found.

MC known from my other novel, thanks to the joke of God Weles, is reborn in the times of the Vikings ... the Vikings series. 

Here, more than the previous novel, I will focus on beliefs, demons and Slavic traditions. The MC will have his powers and knowledge ...

Of course, there will also be a lot of focus on the history ... Unfortunately, the creators of the series made some mistakes that I do not intend to correct ... like Rollo was not Ragnar's brother ... and Ivar, instead of being a cripple, could be impotent.

If there are any reviews, let them be honest, it's a pity that someone would waste time on something that is not to their liking. 

MC is not a good man, he is a murderer, sadist, manipulator and womanizer. This novel has no safe spaces, so anyone who gets offended ... I don't give a shit.

Chapters will appear not too often. The Commonwealth remains my main focus.

1. I took the family out to eat at Apple Bees. The lot was full and I saw a customer come out to leave so I waited around 10 minutes for him to pull out and take the spot. 
Guy pulls out and a car full of young girls just pull in to my spot. You know the type. Well I rolled down my window and told them I was waiting for that space and the driver says "to bad, your name wasn't on it". 
I was livid but just waited for another space and went in and ate. Girls were at the bar doing shots getting wasted. We enjoyed our meal and paid the waiter. 
I then asked the waiter if he wanted to make $20. I asked him to go up to the girls, 10 min after we left, and tell them they got a call from someone that said that they had keyed their car and that they should have parked somewhere else. I DID NOT KEY THE CAR. I called him about an hour later to ask how it went. He said they all went nuts, screaming and shit and even called the police. BONUS: Cops came and found no damage to car but noticed the girls were to damaged to drive. Cops left and circled back and watched the car. Girls come out, get in car, start the car, and the parking lot explodes in blue light. Busted! DUIS and PDs for all. I did not know about the bonus till a week later when I went back for a few beers. The waiter recognized me and told me the bonus story, laughing the whole time. Another $20 to the waiter. Best $40 I ever spent & I kept a drunk driver off the streets.

2. A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
 "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs.." 
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. Don't know her name-they just moved in. 
She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars." "Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.
 He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
 I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsca and send him the money. So I did."

3. The three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. 
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. 
Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident? "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Sooo0o..I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTSIII" While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!ll Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, wife accuses me of the same thing ail the time... just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."

4. A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.  
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.  It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands ... "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. 
I had to  elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos,  tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only passion, Dad. 
She's pregnant. Stacy sai that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the  whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
 Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune for  all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure f  or AIDS, so Stacy can get better. 
 She sure deserves it!  Don't worry, Dad.  I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.  Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.  Love, your son, Joshua.  P.S.  Dad, none of the above is true.  I'm over at Jason's house.  I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.  Call when it is safe for me to come home!

Chapter 81 - Potty Duty?! 

Heather nudged me at the sides and asked me in a casual manner but from her voice and eye movements, I could see a tinge of jealousy, "Did you ever kissed that potty-mouth before back in university? I know you were a hit among the ladies, but I never knew you would lose your virginity by kissing her before... Why not me? I'm the one who got bullied almost daily by you."

I wondered how she would describe me kissing a potty mouth because the smell from the potty would surely put anyone off...! Her imagination could be considered as out of this world...! 

Could anyone lose its virginity if one were to kiss each other? Err... 

"Eh...? Lose my virginity? I have never kissed a girl before, much less holding their hands. Kissing my sister's forehead or cheek doesn't count, right? By the way... She's drunk." 

"The only thing I knew about her was her demeanour and when it comes to parties and banquets, she would be the court's jester. I don't really know why she has any feelings towards me though."

"No matter what, we are now married," Heather implied and continued, "I do not wish to see a third person in our lives and disrupting our lives. Maybe it's fate that she is alive and she would be best to go back to her family since she is now out of harm's way."

I could sense not a tinge of jealousy but an overwhelming sense of possessiveness. Was it because we had been together officially as man and wife lately? Her sense of possessiveness seemed to permeate the aura surrounding her, making her hair seemed to slightly raised in the air, as if it was not electrifying scary enough. 

"Yes, Heidi. Of course, I understand that. I don't think mother would have approved of me being with you if I wanted to have an affair. Even if it takes some time for me to get used to things, but I would make my best effort as well." I looked deep into her eyes as I explained what my heart was telling me. 

"In that case, prove it tonight. I wanted to try something out. This is what Crystal had taught me. Hehe. I hope you like it and we both would enjoy it." she cheekily said as she pinched my arm.

"Aaww... You tore my skin again like last time... It would take me weeks before the bruise comes down and get new skin to cover the skin that was literally pinched off by you." I rubbed furiously at the spot where I was pinched and wished she was a man so that I could punch her in the chest where she used to do it out of anger or intimacy.

The revelry continued through the rest of the evening as if the incident had never occurred at all. The citizens thought it was just another skit and ignored it. The boys and girls were taking turns riding the hand-pulled 2 wheeled wagons and were racing through the courtyard and never once did it overturn because of the wider wheelbase. 

The kids were squealing as if they were like piglets being sent to the market for auction as they ride on the wagons by twos and the one pulling taking turns before their faces turned red.

Even through such handling, the handcart proved to be a good mean of transporting the logs once they were cut down on lengths of 5 foot and a half. In the next few days, some engineers, Ben and Frank would be busy handling the logs from dawn to dusk literally. 
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"Look young lady...! You had really put yourself to shame and disgrace. Not only you dishonour our security and defence as in the name of a guardsman, but also as a lady noble."

"Your behaviour is unbecoming and I will bar you from any intoxicating beverages, wine, ale, beer, spirits or whatsoever from now on. From this day, and the next 3 days, you will be under house arrest...!"

"Your movement is restricted and your refreshments would be brought in by your comrades. If you are found to wander away from your doorway without any particular reason, I have the right to exercise the rights in sending you back to Thornaby instead." 

"Your comrades would be the ones clearing and giving you a fresh potty every time...!"

Eagle hissed and spat his disappointment with Michelle as he thought that she would be able to set an example to the ladies by being able to be with the men to defend the front lines, but he never expected her behaviour to turn out this way. 

Michelle looked downcast with her dishevelled hair as if she looked like a witch that had been discovered and awaiting a no-trial and be burnt at a stake immediately.

"I'm sorry, Bishop Levingstone. I could not have drunk the wine if I knew that I could never hold my drink. It is my first time having such thick and sweet nectar and I thought it won't make me drunk but it did halfway through. I didn't know what I did and said to the Prince earlier."

"Now I don't even know where I should put my face in public from now on. Please, Bishop. Punish me by adding 4 more days so at least the citizens here would forget the whole incident when the time I came out from hiding."

"Simple for you to say and if you knew what to say right now, you should be able to prevent the happenings earlier. 7 days of leaving your post as a guardsman watching over a tower."

"You are dismissed from my team, young lady. In these 7 days bring absent from your post, you had let a big gaping hole with no one to cover it and breach the security of this village."

"I will heed your extension of your sentence but right after this, you are stripped off your honour and duties as a guardsman. In 7 days time, you will be just a commoner or serf and not even recognised as a noble."

"Do you have anything to contest on that?" Eagle chided Michelle and if others heard about the 7 days house arrest was harsh even by request, the dishonourable discharge would be the cruellest. Once a decision is being made by one party, it could not be retracted at all and it would lead to a snowball effect.

And the snowball effect that had started to roll ended abruptly for Michelle.

"Yes, Bishop Levingstone. I agree to it and would become a commoner after this and be deployed by the Industry Minister where he deemed fit." tears formed at her eyes as she reflected on her fate. All because of her mouth and careless attitude she had ended up in this predicament.
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"Ahem, Eagle... So Michelle had calmed down already after being reproached by you?" I cleared my throat as Eagle resumed his seat among us.

"Well, she did not bargain but..." Eagle explained the disciplinary action and she herself asked for an extension. Due to the extension of her punishment, she had been dishonourable discharge once she had gone through the disciplinary action.

I nodded my head and kept silent because I knew Eagle would not retract back his decision once he had set it in stone. Furthermore, he had sent word to have 5 additional men to come and assist us in the security overwatch so it wouldn't be so bad to lose one and gain 5 others.

"For your additional information, that young lady will be barred from any intoxicating beverages from now on. She will report to Industry Minister after one week. She would be best to learn about looming since there's a need for one and also there are not many ladies to talk to."

'She is introvert to the same gender but definitely is talkative with the right people. Sir, you understand what I mean?"

"Yes, Eagle. Hmm, have you find out anything about their family members or next of kin?" I was curious since they didn't mention of looking for their own family members ever since they had arrived here.

"I would get some information in a week or so. Once I get some updates, I would feedback to you immediately," replied Eagle as soon he turned his attention to the musicians and the funny antics of his men dancing together with one another and with little girls who were squealing and giggling.

"Ah... Life. Couldn't get any better than this."
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"Oh my gosh, Michelle...! Are you aware of what you had said and requested to Eagle just now? Are you still drunk and hadn't sobered up yet? You will not be a guardsman and be dishonourably discharged... Which means you would not serve His Majesty directly... Do you even know WHAT YOU ARE DOING?!" Nolan shook Michelle shoulders to wake her from her drunken stupor. 

"Stop shaking me...! I'm going to vomit this way. Yes, I know what I am doing and I would never be able to work with you guys anymore...! I am your biggest letdown and the next 7 days, I knew what's going to happen...!" 

Michelle balled her fists until her knuckles turned white as she turned and gritted her teeth and she revealed, "For the next 7 days I would be in house arrest. I can't leave the house and you guys would be helping to send me my refreshments. Atop of that, most importantly, you would be carrying and clearing my potty everyday and bring me back a fresh one. Muuaaahahahahaha...!!!"

Soon, she was rained by blows and kicks from her comrades and she was rolling and laughing on the floor even though the scene may look rather brutal. "You better put a plug on your blade of grass, Michelle...! Or I'm gonna pour that potty over your head that's filled with your filthy pee and poop...!!" 

"Yeah, I'm warning you... So take this as a pre-warning from us... We would never be comrades by 7 days and we would continue to do this as an additional punishment when  we send your meals."

"Eagle didn't mention how many meals to bring and so to prevent her from sending us her pee and poop to clear, why don't we send her meals once a day and feed her with the bread meant for the horses? She can drink from the water from this clay pot here. That should be fine, eh?" Oscar added salt to injuries as he meted out his own methods of punishment if ever they have to clear the potty. 

"Eagle didn't mention the potty, so let it stink up her living space then. If she doesn't want to stink it up, then she should abstain from food and drinks for 7 days and go into deep hibernation. Hahahaha." Nolan poked fun at Michelle and really meant to have no intention of clearing her potty for her. 

"Guys... You really are too much... Ouch, which one of you had slapped my face just now. Nevermind, you just wait, alright. One day you would be waking up and when you exit your house you would fall straight into that latrine pit...! Remember this house can be moved easily, do you think I'm not strong enough to pull this house alone and aim the doorway towards the latrine pit? Haha haha...."

After they had done beating up their comrade, they bade her farewell and decides to join the revelry and have more cups of wine before hitting the sack."Don't worry, Michelle, in loving memory of you, we two will drink for you and eat those chops for you as well. Cheerio, milady. Goodnight..."

They immediately exit the house, pulled some faces at her and walked back to the courtyard and hollered back, "We are not on house arrest, but you do...so, enjoy! Hahaha." and the duo walked off, arms draped over each other shoulders as they went to cross the bridge heading towards the courtyard to join with the community in music and dance.

I sat there on the porta potty for a while. I closed my eyes, I was trying to drain out all of that was going on in my head. My father had told me about shit like this, I always scoffed at it. But now it seemed as if it was coming to a harsh reality...
Why would stuff like that be happening in the middle or Kansas? I thought this was supposed to be a boring, drive through state, not a state full of satanist. I did not even dare open up the door of the porta potty, I had already finished taking my dump, and finished wiping with the very scratchy and uncomfortable toilet paper.
I feared for some reason that someone would be waiting for me on the other side, I feared that at any moment they may very well just come out and kill me. I just stared at the door for the longest time, the handle would not work, so there was no point in even trying to lock the door.
I feared that the moment I walked out, I would just randomly get beheaded, and then the remnant of my body would go to some cultist gathering. For all I know, they would prey on my flesh, and drink from my blood. Hell... I did not remember what my father told me they did at those things.
All I remember from yesterday really was that I saw the guy from the store have a freemason sticker on his car. I did my best not to think about it, but I had a bit of a scary dream last night, I did not remember hardly any of it at all.
Then the guy that had just walked out of the porta potty, he seemed scared, and he had told me about there being some sort of satanic cults around the area. I shivered, at some point I had to get out of the porta potty, I needed to get on the road before I got in some trouble with my manager.
I blinked a few times, doing my best to drown out all of those terrible thoughts that were swelling up in my brain right now, and then I got up from the uncomfortable plastic toilet seat that I had been sitting on for the longest amount of time now.
It wasn't real, I was just thinking those thoughts because my father had scarred me with those as a young child. I knew it, I closed my eyes for a few moments, I heard no footsteps, no heavy breathing... I was fine, I knew it, now it was time for me to get out of here.
I was not a little boy, I had been doing this trucking business for a few years now, I was 25... It payed me well, and it got my mind off of all of my bad thoughts. I just needed to get on the highway, that is all it was... I was thinking too many dark and evil thoughts right now.
I then opened the door, and I looked around. There was only 1 other truck, besides mine still here. There was no one working at the little concession stand right now, as rightfully so. They most likely only got business during the night.
I doubt that people would think traffic would come into account in the middle or Kansas, I knew that some truckers took that approach. I did not like driving at night, there were a lot of drunk drivers, and I did not want to be blamed for an unescecary death.
I opened the door, and looked around, stull thinking the same thoughts that I had just tried getting off of my mind. I half expecting someone to be waiting for me, with a knife.
Luckily there was no one nearby. I looked at the other truck that was with me, it was the same guy that had just scared me into hiding in the porta potty for such a long time. For a guy that was telling me to leave Kansas as soon as possible, he sure as hell was hypocritical.
I began walking over to my truck, trying not too think to deep into what was going on with me right now. Then I opened the drivers seat door, and hopped in once I was close enough to the truck. I then realized that I had left my keys in the porta potty.
I kind of did not want to go back, not because I was scared of getting attacked, but it was mainly the fact that I was just feeling extremely lazy right now. I sighed to myself, and then I hopped out of my truck. I then began walking back over to the porta potty that I had been sitting at for quite some time.
Once I was there, I spotted my keys near the toilet paper, I closed my eyes, trying not to think about how nasty that toilet paper was, and then I picked up my keys from the side of the porta potty. I then turned around, to get out of the porta potty.
When I turned around, I spotted something moving inside my truck, I did not know whether to be scared at the fact that someone was in my truck, after the dreams that I had just had last night, or to be upset that someone was potentially trying to steal some of my shit.
I put my hand in my pocket, to make sure that my wallet was in there, and luckily it indeed was in my pocket, then I began walking quickly over to my truck, it had to be the guy that was trying to scare me earlier, surely right?
Why did he not just go in while I was in the porta potty then. I shook my head, and once I was close to my truck, I yelled to the person that was inside to get out of my truck. The person looked up from out of the window and then smiled at me.
The smile looked almost like an evil smile, and it kind of held me back a little bit for a few moments. It was a younger girl, no older than the age of 12, and she was just smiling at me, her eyes almost to have a bit of a red tent to them.
She then hopped out of the passenger seat, and began running off. I did not go after her, for one it was a little girl, and for another, once again I was just feeling lazy today. I sighed to myself, trying not to think about what I had just seen.
I saw blood on her hands, but that was probably because she might have cut herself going through my shit, I suppose that it was well deserved though, that outta teach her a lesson to not go through peoples shit ever again. I closed my eyes as I got in.
Then I put the key in the ignition, I spun it a few times, but it seemed to do no sort of luck to me, I wondered if it was the kids messing around with my truck yesterday... They had wished me good luck, I was not sure what that was for, but it was obviously put in a sarcastic tone.
Maybe there really was some evil shit going on in Kansas, I shivered, what I did know now for sure, is that I never wanted to come here ever again. I would avoid this at all cost if I ever was going from east to west coast, or vice versa from here on out.
I did not know what was going on with my truck, I had a feeling that it was the kids messing with it, but another part of me was also telling me that it was because I owned a shitty truck. My manager told me when I first started working for them that he would give me a better one soon.
But he had been saying that for 4 years now, and here I was, still stuck in this shitty truck. I thought about going out and seeing what was wrong with the truck, but it would do no use to me at all. I did not know how to use cars nor trucks.
I just closed my eyes, and then began praying, to whatever god that might be out there listening, I prayed for him to help me, and to keep my safe from whatever evil that might be lurking around the corner from me. I then said my amen, and then I opened my eyes.
I looked at my phone, and tried opening it, to see if I had any sort of connection, but it just stayed on the same black screen. Signifying that it was dead, I shook my head, it did not matter I suppose, I would not have connection in the middle of Kansas anyways.
I put the phone down, I was in a shitty place right now. I was stuck in the middle of Kansas with no connection at all. I looked down at the ground for a few moments, I would have to tell my manager whenever I got out of where I was stuck at.
If he would listen to me at least... I can at least try to keep hope in that at least right? I looked up, and then I tried to turn on the truck once again. I spun it a few time, hearing it rev up a little bit, and finally on the last spin I heard the engine turn on and my phone began charging.
I looked up at the top of my truck, and then I thanked god. Wherever he might be, and whoever he, or she might be. I just needed to get out of here now, and once I was safe... I did not ever have to worry about being in Kansas ever again.
I changed the gears to drive, and then I began to drive out of the small little truck stop. I almost wanted to pull my finger out, at the guy that gave me the finger last night. But I decided not to, and just to drive out of here, I did not want a guy to be following my ass all throughout the day.
I looked in my passenger seat mirror anyways, to see what the guy was even doing, I then noticed that he was not in the truck, why was he not in there? Where else could he be, in the middle of nowhere in Kansas... It was not like there was any woods to hide in.
I turned my head to try and get a better view, but right away, I kind of wish that I had not done that. I saw that there was blood spilling down the side of the driver door. It was leaking onto the ground, and there was a lot of it.
I shivered, remembering that the little girl had blood all on her hands... Clearly it was not her blood, I was beginning to realize. I then began driving out of the truck stop as fast as I could. Looking through my mirror to make sure nothing was following me.
I saw the little girl was in the truck stop, and she was waving goodbye to me. I wanted to throw up, I needed to get the hell out of here, and never speak about what had just happened to me ever again.
"What the hell man... What's going on?

A story about a truck driver thats truck shuts off and wont stop working in the middle of Kansas... He tries calling his manager but there is no service anywhere nearby. Some people meet him on the road, and offers him shelter until they can fix up the truck. But there is a dark side to this family that he does not know about... Each night they randomly go out and dont come back... One of the nights he finds them at a satanic gathering. He tries to go back and find somewhere to hide, but he is in the middle of nowhere... There is nowhere for him to go, and they are tracking him down...

There was a lot of supervisions in early childhood almost around the clock, sleeping, feeding, and potty's. Something which I would have definitely made a protest about in the first life. 

while making baby sounds was annoying and irritating to my parents. and kept both parent awake in night time it didn't much constitute a change in my birth parents disposition.

It truly was embarrassing, and I had all the more motivation to be able to walk, feed, and potty train myself. Something which would have me being called a genius around the clan by the end of first year.

Thankfully it would only last a year, by the end of my first birthday I had graduated from potty training-something I definitely had no intention of continuing. Tagami uchiha my mother still made fuss about me once in a while about me being so independent. 

It wasn't much difficult to see that While Tagami was proud of me. She had also wanted to have a dependent child instead of myself. Someone who need her, and while I was always polite and even helpful when ever given the opportunity—not because I was a kind person but simply put I needed to work on my acting skills, and the relationship with my parent could still be useful.

[Present time Yoshimura Age Three]

"Alright lets get started. First gather Concentrate chakra toward the lungs. Then focused that chakra toward hand seals ... horse, and tiger." saying so Yoshimura hands begin to blur. Fire released: Great Fireball Technique.

Yoshimura made sure to controlled his chakra carefully never letting up. Feeling the hot fire on his lungs he didn't contain it anymore, but fully released it. The fireball scorched the surrounding water; creating steam that made even his eyes water slightly; finally the fireball dissipated.

"One more ... Just one more ... s serpent, ram, monkey ... argh." intense pain shot through my lungs; as I tried to gather chakra It's seems fatigued from all my training this whole month was starting to catch me. 

Steadying myself and calming my breath, I decided to end my ninjutsu training for the time being, and focused on Taijutsu for the rest of the day. There wasn't much point in heading home, and while it was starting to get late the night hadn't yet set in. 

News of the declaration of the third Shinobi war had been surprised. While he knew it would occur he had been unsure as to the time. His fathers  idiocy on the other hands wasn't surprising. The fool had apparently signed himself for the conscription before he was even called by the clan head, saying if there was any shortage of men he be the first to volunteer, and now he was dead leaving a pregnant women and a three year old child.

While Yoshimura couldn't really care about the death of his idiot father; he did care for the eyes he wasn't getting. In order to awaken the Eternal Mangekyō sharingan there was certain prerequisite one had to met: first one had to have the Mangekyō eyes, second and last one had to transplant a Mangekyō sharingan from a close family kin, this would end both the chakra strain and blindness of eyes.

at the moment he didn't meet any of these requirements his eyes had only evolved to their second stage with two Tomoe on each eyes. Yoshimura wasn't worried at the beginning his father already had the fully formed sharingan. All he needed had been to wait until Yoshimura was strong enough to capture then torture him and his mother and bam he'd have a Mangekyō Sharingan. Unfortunately the fool had gotten himself killed and all that was retrieved had been his Konoha forehead protector, and what good was that. He even had to deal with the emotional wreckage his mother become; the women had even become suicidal enough to worry him about the safety of his future Mangekyō infant brother.

Training like this until he was fully exhausted wasn't something he had been able to do with his mother being so emotionally unstable. Unfortunately this wouldn't last much longer as his mother would be getting released from the hospital soon, and she'd only be scheduled to go back three weeks later unless something unexpected would occur.

[Time skip Yoshimura age Four]

"kai Inuzuka and Yoshimura please step forward. now this fight will only be in taijutsu and begin when I count to ten so listen carefully one, two, three...ten." Just as the academy instructor had finished Kai leap forward with his ninken right at his heels.

The first punch kai threw was a straight punch Yoshimura dodged it easy, his leg kicking to his right and sending the ninken backward with a yelp of pain. He had seen the hidden attack of the dog easily. Advancing forward and taking advantage of his opponent slight distraction at his ninkens pained Yelp Yoshimura send a punch straight at his stomach. Kai doubled over in pain, as the air was knocked out of him another, and he even coughed a small amount of blood. A kicked send Kai backward with him only being able to bring his hands as a guard to lessen the damage.

"Damm it am going to lose like this again bastard!" Kai shouted as he backflipped  landing on his feet. Wiping the blood from his mouth his eyes glared at his opponents who only stared back unimpressed.

Suppressing the tick mark at the bastards expression. Kai glance at his ninken, and seeing no serious injury's he could only sign in relief; still he wasn't going to let the bastard  win again without any bruises. Getting into the Inuzuka taijutsu he charged forward. kai sent a punch to the left shoulder, but instead of dodging, or blocking Yoshimura disappeared. 

Huh where is he kai though as be begin to panick But just as he begin to turn around to see if there was anything behind him; he felt a jap to his neck and his vision turned black before collapsing unconscious.

There was silence around the students for a couple of seconds before the academy instructor declared me the winner. The students erupted in cheers and I made sure to smile and greet all the other students in a friendly manner.

seriously these fight were a bore, but unfortunately these kinda of fights wasn't going to happened to me for a while; because by the end of the year I would be participating  in the third shinobi war.









What would you do if one day you found yourself in the naruto world knowing everything about its history and lore. This average chump intends to use this knowledge to become a god in the naruto world.

Oliver stayed at Betty's again. He loved waking up to her next to him. As he lay there watching her sleep he heard "Up up, potty" from the baby monitor.

Oliver got up and went to Olly.

"Good morning my cute Olly. You need to use the potty?"

Olly shook his head, "Up up potty"

Oliver picked him up and took him into the bathroom. Olly sat there humming a song. "Done"

Oliver cleaned him up and took him back to his room. "Want to get dressed?"

"Yes, dada yes." Olly sang out.

Oliver stoped. His heart beat faster at the word Dada. He got Olly dressed and took him down stair. He fixed him some cereal and after Olly ate he put on a show for Olly to watch.

Rose came down next in her gown and Oliver made her some cereal too. He went upstairs and got a warm out fit to put on her.

Trevor finally made his way down already dressed warm. He ate quickly then asked to go out to build a snow man.

Oliver bundled all three up plus himself and they went out and played in the snow.

Betty woke and wondered where Oliver went to but then thought he must have to work and did not want to disturb her. She looked at the time and wondered why Olly was not talking about the potty like he did every morning.

She got up and went into his room. It was empty. She then went into Trevor's room. It was empty. She then checked Rose's room to find it empty too.

She knocked on Bert's door and when he opened up he said, "What is it?"

"Are the kids with you?" she asked.

"No, why?" he was trying to wake up.

"They are not in their rooms."

They both went downstairs and still no kids but she noticed four bowls in the sink and a cereal box on the table.

Bert looked out the window and said, "Found them. I'm going back to bed." He then went back up the stairs.

Betty looked out the window to see all four of them building a snowman. Olly was laughing as he help Oliver push one of the balls around. Rose was helping Trevor push one around.

She put on a pot of coffee and watched the snowman come alive.

Soon he was standing tall wearing Oliver's scarf. Betty opened the door. "Hot chocolate anyone?"

They all came in. She made hot chocolate as they took off their wet cloths and was put into dry one. Oliver downed a large cup of coffee.

"Did you have fun?" She asked as she gave him a kiss.

"Yes mam. Been a long time since I played in the snow." He said.

After they warmed up Betty put on a movie for them to watch.

Oliver came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her, "Olly called me dada this morning."

She smiled, "does that mean you want to adopt them?"

"I want us to be one family so that answer is a yes." he turned her around for a kiss.

◇◇◇♡♡♡◇◇◇

Josh was up early making breakfast for everyone. Pancakes, eggs, bacon, and fruit.

As the Boys came down they quickly ate and then went out to have a snow ball fight.

Ben had went up to get Maggie. He changed and dress her a long with Kimmy. They then "sat and ate. Soon George and Angela came down.

As they ate breakfast Angela said, "We talked about it last night and we both agree to help you. I will carry your babies for you."

Josh hugged her and was in tears at her willingness to help them out.

After breakfast Ben took the girls out to play in the snow for a little while. The snowball fight was over and the boys were building a snowman each to see who could make the best one.

When they were done they asked Ben to be judged. Kimmy walked over and said, "Papa this one should win. He has a crown on."

Sam smiled that was his snowman. Ben then said by order of princess Kimmy King snowman wins."

"Hahaha I beat you I'm better the you are." Sam dances around.

Soon it was time for lunch so they all went in and got into dry warm cloths. Sally, Mike, and Henry were there when they came in.

"Grandpa, I built the best snowman." Sam said.

When Maggie was all change she walked over and held out her arms.

"Dad she want's you to hold her." Josh said.

He reached down and picked her up. She snuggled up on his lap and sucked her thumb till she fell asleep in his arms.

"So this is what it's like to have a girl." He said. "Josh, you are one lucky man."

◇◇◇♡♡♡◇◇◇

Betty made tomato soup with grilled cheese for Lunch. 

Then Bert went into the basement and brought up several boxs.

"What is all that for?" Trevor asked.

"Well every year of my life the Day after Thanksgiving was the day we put up our christmas tree and decorate the house. So who want to help Me and Bert." Betty said.

All the kids cheered. Bert got the tree set up with the lights and the kids went threw the box of ornaments. She explained the ornaments and when they were added to the tree. Then she said as they get and make ornaments they would be added too.

Bert and Trevor went out side to put the lights up and place Santa and his deer on the lawn. When night came they all went out to see how it looked and it was beautiful.

Then they turned off all the lights in the house and lite up the tree.

Everyone had a great time. As they sat around watching movies Betty asked, "With you two getting married in a few weeks; And Oliver and me getting married soon. Is it going to be a problem living together still?" She asked.

"Betty, Lily and I talked about it and we like living together. The kids love each other and we still have one spare room if needed. How about you?" Bert asked.

"I love having two family as One. I just wanted to make sure." She said.

Oliver sat back and listened to them talk. Did he want to live with  Bert and Lily. He did love Rose and like doing things with her. As he was lost in thought Betty hit him.

"Hey are you going to answer me?" She said.

"Sorry what was the question?" he asked.

"Do you want to go pick up four pizzas for dinner with me.?"

"Yes, mam let me get my coat."

There once was a powerful Prince who ruled the business world with no heart.

Everything he wanted he took.

One day a cleaning girl getting his home ready for a party caught his eye.

Could someone so simple thaw his hear and turn the beast into a man?

He quickly turned. He picked up a vase and threw it.

He stormed down stairs. "Who is in charge?" he roared.

Bella stood up, "I am sir, my name is Bella Beauté, what can I help you with?" She held out her hand.

He stared at it but could not take in, "It is improper to sit out in front of my home and have a picnic. There is a park down the road eat there."

"I do apologize sir. We will do that from now on. Is there anything else?" Bella tried to keep calm.

With out a word he stormed back into his home. There was still 40 minutes for lunch so they packed up their lunch and headed to the park.

From the window he watched the little girl drive away. 'Bella Beauté... Beauté is french for beauty and she was a beauty.'

[The book is also full of fairytales Bella loves to read]


Whining quietly, the labrador moved its body around in Zhang Zian's arms and kept looking at Zhang and Liu alternatively. It tried to stretch its neck to push forward its nose, sniffing at the stranger. Its ears were gently trembling, as if it was listening carefully to the conversation.
Looking at its cute eyes, Liu Sanlang's heart grew soft and he almost forgot his real purpose of buying a dog. 
"Wait, how big is this dog going to be when it is fully-grown? I don't want a big dog," he asked. 
"It is a middle-sized dog. When it is fully-grown, it will be about a foot and a half," Zhang Zian gestured in the air.  
"Really… isn't that too big? Do you have smaller ones?" Liu Sanlang asked. His intuition told him that Shi Shi would like smaller-sized dogs because she always wore small accessories. 
"Nope," Zhang Zian was straightforward, "Labradors are on top of the list if you are looking for a cute dog that is easy to train. Small dogs are not suitable for training; maybe they have a smaller brain or something? I don't know. Some dogs are smart but they are not 'cute' at all."
After thinking for a while, Liu Sanlang raised a request might be a bit too much to ask, "I'm not sure if you will agree… umm… I'd like to buy this dog and give it to my sister on her birthday. I will keep it if she likes it, but I want to return it if she doesn't like it."
He wasn't sure if Shi Shi would like this dog. He was not even sure if his plan on using the dog to pursue Shi Shi would work at all. If she didn't like it, the dog was nothing but extra trouble. 
Zhang Zian thought for a second and replied, "That's fine, but you have to return it within a certain time frame."
Thinking for a bit, Liu Sanlang asked, "How about seven days? Now many industries offer seven-day hassle free returns." 
"Well, it doesn't work like that in the pet industry. Seven days is too long. I will allow three days at the most," Zhang Zian raised three fingers. This was indeed a risky move. Unless the pets were unhealthy, most pet shops didn't allow returns. Pets are pets. No one would know if they would be maltreated after going home with the customer. Once pets were hurt from an ill-treating experience, it would take a long time to recover. 
Zhang Zian allowed him to return the pet because he looked like a normal person that would take care of the pet… although he might have a Lolita complex.
"Okay. Three-days it is," Liu Sanlang agreed.
"Okay, can you pay now? When you decide to keep the dog, you could come over for the sales agreement. I will issue the VAT invoice at that time. I could give you a cash receipt now and you'll have to bring it back in exchange for the sales agreement and VAT invoice. Okay?" Zhang Zian said seriously.
"That's fine," Liu Sanlang knew that his requirement was too much to ask. He was lucky that the owner agreed to it at all.
"Perfect. Follow me to the store and I will give you a cash receipt."
Zhang Zian handed the labrador to Wang Qian and Li Kun and showed Liu into the store.
"Oh no! You didn't have to smash the door and windows for the renovation, did you?" Looking at the mess, Liu Sanlang couldn't help to ask. 
"Well, it is easier to move stuff out that way," Zhang Zian wrote out a cash receipt as he spoke. 
"There you go. I noted on the receipt that you may return the dog within three days. Please sign here," Zhang Zian gave him the cash receipt. 
When Liu Sanlang bent down to sign the receipt his work ID slipped out of his pocket. He moved it to the side without thinking, signed his name on the receipt, and gave it back to Zhang Zian. 
Zhang Zian glanced at him, tore out the second copy and gave it to Liu. "You are all set. I will give you a new dog-owner's guide. You can follow the instructions after you get home…"
As he spoke, his eyes landed on Liu's chest, where the work ID was waving slowly. 
"What's wrong?" Liu Sanlang looked down and thought he got his shirt dirty from lunch.
"Nothing," Zhang Zian forced back a smile. "As long as you follow the instructions, you will be fine. Do you want to get an aerated box? Or are you going to hold the dog on your way home?"
"I will get an aerated box," Liu Sanlang was worried that the dog might go to the bathroom on him.
All the aerated boxes on the first floor were ruined by the Seven Rainbow Fighters. Zhang Zian took one out from the inventory room on the second floor, and put the labrador puppy and the new dog-owner's guide in the box.
Liu Sanlang transferred the money, picked up the aerated box and asked, "Am I all set?"
Zhang Zian asked, "When do you plan to start training your dog?"
"Umm…" Liu Sanlang wasn't sure. "I might… begin soon, if I decide to keep it."
Zhang Zian shook his head, "I suggest you start later."
"What? What do you mean?"
"I mean, if you decide to keep it, you could begin with building a relationship with it and start potty training. Keep it company and play with it. If you would like to proceed with some more sophisticated training, I recommend waiting until it is one-year old," Zhang Zian suggested. 
"Why is that?" Liu Sanlang didn't understand. 
"It's simple. Dogs, especially labradors, are not mature before one-year old. Like training a naughty kid, you would only get half the result but do double the work. When it reaches one-year old, its ability to focus and execution will increase quickly," Zhang Zian explained.
"Okay. How old it is now?" Liu Sanlang asked. 
"About four months old. You can start training now, but it will be a lot more time-consuming."
Zhang Zian was honest and waited for Liu's decision.
Liu Sanlang indeed didn't care about the outcome. All he cared about was whether training the dog would interest Shi Shi. That was something completely not up to him. 
"That's fine. I will take it," He finally made up his mind.
"Oh… one more thing," Zhang Zian emphasized. "Besides potty training, the first thing is to train him is to not to eat everything it finds. Many dogs die from food poisoning."
"Understood," Liu Sanlang nodded. 
"Perfect! If you decide to keep it, you should consider buying a large cage. You could lock it in the cage at nights so it won't bother your sleep and it would be easy to clean up after," Zhang Zian continued the explanation. 

Many people would buy a dog out of a hot mind but couldn't stand it after a few days. Dogs were extremely energetic animals, which required the owner's company and attention. Locking a dog in the cage might seem cruel, but it was, in fact, beneficial, because it eliminated the problem of an untrained dog peeing or pooping on the floor. Many people would give their dog away after a few times of cleaning it up.

After Liu Sanlang left with his aeraed box, Zhang Zian messaged Zhao Qi on WeChat, "Hey! A guy from your company bought a dog from me. I thought you brought him here at first."
Zhao Qi responded, "Really? What does he look like?" 
Zhang Zian, "A damn Lolita complex."
Zhao Qi replied in no time, "What? Tell me!"


1. Download a suspicious game
2. Catch a few magical pets as partners
3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to a whole new level

Disclaimer: Just really hoping this isn't a bad idea—and I don't own anything except my character! So, please enjoy!
 
Chapter 1: Knowing What's Going On
I didn't really know where I was at first. All I knew was that I was wet, tired, and hungry. But when I tried to voice these thoughts, all that came out were wails.
Why was I wailing? Last I checked, I was a growing 18 year old teenage girl, thank you very much.
It was only when the voices above me began to sing a soft lullaby that I really began to understand the situation.
I had been reincarnated as a small baby wailing for care from my new parents. While the person holding me continued to sing a tune I couldn't recognize, my somewhat-adult brain kept on questioning things.
Why me? Why was I reincarnated? Why do I still remember everything from before? These thoughts continued to swirl through my head, even when leaving the nursery and joining my new family at home. Honestly, it's still hard to think of them as 'Mom' and 'Dad', because I still remember my old family—and I couldn't help but miss them.
That's probably why I cried so much initially when growing up as a toddler. When I look back on it, I feel bad for my new parents since they had to deal with a large amount of my babyish tantrums. Attempting to hold down said tantrums didn't work either, since my new body acted very similar to my old one in being emotional like all hell. I wouldn't have blamed them for trying to give me up to someone else—because I was a loud baby.
In my previous life, Mom and Dad said that I was rather mild-mannered and a good kid, but now? If I didn't know any better, I probably would have appeared to be a small she-devil in disguise. But when thinking on it, I had good reasons for my tantrums.
No matter what my new family tried to do, I couldn't help but remember everyone from my past life. Everything my new parents did reminded me of what I once had.
My mom, occasionally singing while washing dishes and calling me, 'her smart little girl,' in that gentle voice of hers when I was nervous about going into college.
My dad, being the 'Vietnamese Batman' as I would say, warmly saying, "I love you," when I would hug him before going to bed.
My big brother, who would sarcastically say, "Go away," while accepting one of my hugs in the middle of the night.
My only female cousin on the maternal side of the family, acting as the big sister I always wanted by buying Hello Kitty pencils and giving me advice.
Josh, one of my best friends (and the first to find out I was ticklish) who would happily pinch my cheeks when I pouted.
Leo, my lovable asshole boyfriend of 2 years, kissing me as a way of shutting me up when I worried too much about his health.
I missed everyone, and that showed quite a bit when I was growing up—even through the potty training and walking. I hope I wasn't too much of a pain (considering I cried so much to where even at that age, I could see the dark bags under my parents' eyes) since it took about a year and a half to finally let everything go.
Even if I did cry about it, nothing would change. I had died and was given new life wherever I was now, and I had to start enjoying that life a little more.
It was just a bit hard though when my infant ears finally started to recognize my new name and the language my new family were talking in.
"Nakanaide, Tomoko-chan, nakanaide." Japanese…And 'Tomoko-chan'?
Yep, turns out my new name is Hoshino Tomoko, born September 24th. And for some reason, I felt screwed.
Then again, considering that one of the first things I saw was the freaking Hokage Monument, you would share the same sentiment.

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