For cultivators from either the Deserted Sea Realm or the Spiritual State, the sea realm around the border in the center of Heavenly Abyss Sea was a taboo that no one wanted to bring up.
Few people had ever traveled across this sea realm in history, and the phenomenon that took place in there were rare and only existed in legends.
Besides, the cultivators of the Spiritual State had been in a decline from its prime time. No people had gotten close to that sea realm after the downfall of the Zixiao Spiritual Master.
Only sporadic descriptions of it were left in the scrolls kept by the ancient families.
The morning sun rose above the ocean and lit up the ocean waves. The sunbeams shining through the morning mist were beautiful as it showed multiple colors through refraction.
There were no people in the center of the Heavenly Abyss Sea, and there were also few fish and birds.
The morning mist and clouds got thicker, merging in the distant horizon. Further away, it was hard to tell the clouds apart from the mist, but they all looked like snow mountains standing on the sea surface, moving with winds. Suddenly, a huge thing could be vaguely seen in the cloud mountains like the tip of an iceberg.
…
Lately, the sky above Jiuhua City was always gloomy. Even without rain, it felt chilly, making people suspect if they were in Half City.
The phenomenon in the distant Heavenly Abyss Sea naturally had no effects on this place; the shop was tranquil as usual.
A ghost-like figure walked into the shop with the thronging crowd. While he walked, he seemed to be murmuring something to himself or sending voice messages to someone.
"These lowly mortals are indeed insignificant, ridiculous, and ignorant."
"Well, they are watching anime in the shop." He glanced around and saw Song Qingfeng and Dong Qingli sitting before computers, but a luxuriously dressed young master was watching anime on his communication jade.
As time went on, the players had gotten more and more income through growing vegetables in Qzone. With more gold coins in hand, they bought more anime. They originally bought anime to unlock certain functions, but they were now buying anime because they liked them.
There were quite a few young masters and playboys, such as Young Castellan An Cheng. He had watched anime behind the others and thus downloaded some episodes himself to kill time while waiting for his turn to get online.
"Young Master An, what's this?" Some other young masters in the Jiuhua City looked at the virtual media before An Cheng curiously. "I've never seen this before. Naruto? What is it?"
"It seems like we are required to buy this to unlock the five-elemental ninjutsu. This is an action genre anime, and it's worth a try." After all, the anime they watched recently such as Tom and Jerry and Detective Conan were interesting and entertaining, but they lacked action and weren't as thrilling.
In the world of cultivators and warriors, watching anime without action was like eating a meal without meat.
Although there were fights in Tom and Jerry, it wasn't worth mentioning.
"Action genre?"
A black figure leaned over. "Okay, I've got to go now. There are no seats available right now, so I'll watch some anime first."
"…"
"Don't worry. I won't forget about our plan."
…
Fang Qi glanced around and was satisfied that the recruitment of employees had finished. Different from the previous recruitment, this time, he only needed hard-working clerks with a strong sense of responsibility since they would only deal with trivial duties such as being the cashiers.
The new employees of the Jiuhua City Shop were mostly the young talented cultivators rescued from the Taixi Faction incident. In the Half City shop, the new employees were mostly native residents of the city.
He recruited ten new clerks, five males and five females, for each shop. Including the old employees, there were 12 people in each shop. With enough help, Mr. Fang could now expand the space in the shops.
After the elevation of his privileges, Mr. Fang found that he could make his own choices in the layout and decorations of the shops.
For example, in the traditional style shop, he could grow some spiritual herbs and flowers. He had placed a small wooden bridge near the entrance. In the gurgling creek under the bridge, he put in some fish and shrimp.
In the fantasy style shop, he placed a round flowerbed made of white stone in the center of the shop. The ground was paved with white stones, and the computer desks were made of green stones. The entire shop looked quite high-end and had an emotional appeal.
The spatial arrays which could contain living things weren't extraordinary to cultivators in the Spiritual State. After all, all the ancient families could do that, and many of their palaces were built with this type of arrays.
However, what Mr. Fang chose next was something that they had never seen before.
[Beep! The selections are complete. The shop will finish the upgrade before opening for business tomorrow.]
Slam!
When Mr. Fang walked down from the second floor after finishing selecting options for tonight's upgrades, he saw a strange cultivator wearing a black cloak slamming his hand on the desk and standing up.
The hood of the big cloak was pulled low, concealing most of the person's face, and his skin revealed from the hood had a weird greenish-grey hue.
Many people glanced at his direction.
Since the people of the ancient families came into the shop, the Yuanyang City Shop, which didn't have many seats, was crammed.
The black-robed man's face looked dark with displeasure. It was true that people could watch anime to kill time, but…
Not far from him sat a cute loli who was about ten, and she had a big white deer with her.
She had a new communication jade in her hands.
There were several other girls sitting around her.
A strange song floated from the communication jade: "Happy Lamb, Pretty Lamb, and Lazy Lamb… Although I'm only a lamb…"
[This is the opening song for the Chinese Anime, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, which is meant for young kids who are in kindergarten and elementary school.]
He found that it was hard to bear this song for long!
"Can't the shop get some more of these… machines?!"
"…" The person under the cloak glanced at the anime Jiang Xiaoyue was watching. Didn't they claim that this stuff is interesting for killing time…? How could anyone say that this thing is interesting?! I had watched it for almost a day and didn't find anything interesting about it!
"Hahahaha! These lambs are so cute!" The big white deer laughed while sitting on a couch.
"…" The person under the cloak was frustrated, and his face darkened while it twitched.
For a moment, he suspected that his brain malfunctioned.
"Don't worry!" Mr. Fang waved his hand and gave him some good news. "Tomorrow, we'll have enough seats for all of you."
Li Wuya yelled, "Please be patient, Sir. It will be your turn very soon."
"Okay!" The black-cloaked cultivator sat down reluctantly. "Then, I'll wait a little longer."
"Yohahahaha! This wolf is so dumb!"
"Yes, isn't it?" Jiang Xiaoyue giggled while covering her mouth with her hand. "How can this wolf eat other small animals?"
Hearing their words, the person in the cloak looked over subconsciously and continued watching the anime.
…


We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Miyoshi Akira is a very prosperous and virtuous middle-aged man. He always wears a soft smile when facing others. Millions of people were helped by him. He is known as an International hero. Poverty is gone because of him.
He owns many giants companies such as Toyota, Wallmart, Apple, Samsung, Microsoft, Amazon, Alibaba, and much more. But even those can't help him escape death. He died because of old age.
When he died, Billions of people we're mourning at the time of his burial. They pray for him to have a better life in his next life. Even God can't ignore him when he has done very great deeds and billions of people praying for him. God wondered what to do to make his life better than this one.
When God checks his memory, God found something. It was Akira's biggest wish but he can't do it because of his schedule. To have fun and leisure life. And then God found another thing that almost made his eyes popped out. That man never watches an anime or read a novel.
'I think I've got an idea!'
Meanwhile, on Miyoshi Akira's side-_-_-_-
'I already dead. All I can see I black. Is this what happened when you died? How long is it going to last for?' Thought Akira while feeling bored because he literally can't do anything except thinking and observing. He somehow could feel his body, he's standing, but can't move.
'I think it's already been months since I've been in this state' Akira was depressed.
'Oh! There is light coming out of nowhere. It's getting brighter and brighter.' Akira keeps staring at the bright light without closing his eyes.
'My eyes hurt!' he gave up.
When he opened his eyes, all he could see was a beautiful forest.
'Am I in heaven now?' He thought optimistically while looking here and there. Before he could think of anything else, he hears a robotic voice ringing inside his head
[Host detected! Scanning!]
[Fussing with the host! Done! 100% complete]
[Hello host, I'm a system, Anime System to be precise. I'm here by the command of God to give you a happy and fun life]
[From god's word, I know that host didn't know about the system yet, so I will explain]
[System can be said to be an AI that will help you with literally almost anything, but you need some sort of currency that we called system point to pay for those things. System point can be collected from completing a mission that the system will give the host]
[Mission can also give other things other than system point, like Items, Skills, or Experient Point]
[Experient Point can be used to level up, The higher the level, The stronger you are]
[And right now, host is in another world other than earth. Different from the earth, this world has monsters in it and humans can use magic to fend off the monsters]
[Did the host get it?]
"yes" Akira is really smart. He already understands about it just from one explanation
[Is there anything that host wanted to ask?]
"Anime? Is it those cartoons for kids that my country made?" Akira has heard about anime. He never watches it, but, children in orphanages that he visited often talk about it. He sees them innocently talking about something called DXD or Jojo with their friends.
[Well yes, but actually no. Host, please don't compare anime with trash. Some animes are even prohibited for children]
"So, all the things that you can help me were related to anime?" Akira asked again.
[No, some of it are related to anime. But there is also a rare chance for host to get something from games or Chinese novel, they're almost the same thing anyway]
"Well, ok" Akira doesn't know any of those so he will just think of them to be the same as anime.
[Ding! You have received a starter pack from God!]
"Oh yeah, you were talking about God. Can you explain it?" Akira is curious about it since it related to God.
[God is God. There's no need for explanation. God is the one who sent you here and the one that connects me to you. When you died, billions of people were praying so that you got a better next life. So God grant you your true wish, that is to live a happy and fun life]
"Wow, so that's happened. Then, how do you use this starter pack?" He knows that this pack is for a beginner just from the name and he needed something from this pack because he's weak. The system said there are monsters in this world and now that he's in the middle of a forest, there could be monsters lurking around somewhere.
[To use the pack, just think as if you want to open it, and it will automatically open]
Akira began to visualize what the system told him. He began to imagine the pack as a box and then open it.
[Congratulation, you have gotten: 3 Saint Quartz, a Weapon Gacha Ticket, and 10.000 System Point]
"Care to explain?" Akira didn't know anything about them except the system point. But, he just knows that it was a currency for purchasing something from the system. He didn't know exactly how to use them.
[The 3 saint quartz can be used to summon a servant, it not a slave, it like a guardian that protect you or even fight for you]
[Weapon Gacha Ticket is used to summon a random weapon for you to use]
[Lastly, System Point can be used to buy things from the shop. Just think of a shop in your mind and a transparent screen will pop out in front of you. Inside of it is just like online shopping app from the earth]
"Alright, I think I understand. Use both the saint quartz and the ticket!"
[Using 3 saint quartz..... Summoning a servant]
A flickering light appears in front of Akira. The light is getting brighter and brighter. Akira has learned from his experience so before the light gets too bright, he already closed his eyes. When he feels the light is gone, he slowly opened his eyes.
He could see a flying giant card, flipping by itself, and then it stopped. In the card, there is a picture showing some kind of alien wearing a robe that only covered its top, and it didn't wear a pant, there's nothing to hide there.
The picture dissipates from bottom to top, showing another picture behind it. It was a picture of a little girl with long blond hair and blue eyes. On top of her head is a black pork pie hat. She wore an above knee-length black dress with many black and yellow ribbon-shaped butterflies around the neck area. She also wore short baggy white pants under her skirt. There are also ribbons on her hair and one yellow ribbon on her left foot. The sleeve of her dress is too long for her that makes her hand can't be seen. She's also holding a brown teddy bear.
And next is a scene that even makes Akira, who had many experiences in life, surprised. The girl came out from the picture and land on the ground. She looks left and right as if to understand her situation. And then her gaze land on Akira. She walks closer to him.
"Hello! I'm Abigail, Abigail Williams. I'm from the Foreigner class. Are you the Master? If it's okay with you, please call me Abby. I believe we'll quickly become friends" She opened her mouth and said with a cute and lady-like voice.

Miyoshi Akira is a very prosperous and virtuous middle-aged man. He always wears a soft smile when facing others. Millions of people were helped by him. He is known as an International hero. Poverty is gone because of him.

He owns many giants companies such as Toyota, Wallmart, Apple, Samsung, Microsoft, Amazon, Alibaba, and much more. But even those can't help him escape death. He died because of old age.

When he died, Billions of people we're mourning at the time of his burial. They pray for him to have a better life in his next life. Even God can't ignore him when he has done very great deeds and billions of people praying for him. God wondered what can he do to make his life better than this one. 

When God checks his memory, God found something. It was  Akira's biggest wish but he can't do it because of his schedule. To have a happy and fun life. And then God found another thing that almost made his eyes popped out. That man never watches an anime or read a novel. 

'I think I've got an idea!'
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The Synopsis is not a really a Synopsis but a Prologue.
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I didn't own the picture and I also didn't own the anime character in this novel! I just edit them a little.
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PlebLord: It's this my first time writing a novel. I made this just for fun because I'm too bored.
Warning1: Don't think too hard! Just enjoy!
Warning2: I update whenever I wanted so prepare for trouble.
#NoBully

The air became fresh when Xia Yu walked away from the restaurant. 
He looked back at the horrible number of people in the line and murmured to himself.
It was not yet five o'clock, and there was more than an hour before the shop opened for business, but the number of people in the queue seemed to be almost the largest hospitality numbers of the restaurant that night.
In other words, the latecomers did not have to wait. They could just turn around and go home as soon as they saw the line in front.
Young guests were always full of enthusiasm, and this enthusiasm came from a sense of freshness. Perhaps in another month or two, the lively scene in front of the shop would return to normal. But there was another possibility. The lively scene would not only not subside, but also expand.
Therefore, Xia Yu was thinking about how to establish a stable business rule so that the people who were queuing would not come early to wait, and latecomers would not run all the way here in vain.
What about opening online reservation like other restaurants?
Making a reservation was good.
In the new era, people had to adapt to the trend of online queuing and offline dining.
The question was, what good catering software was available in Nihon?
In the motherland of his previous life, Xia Yu knew a lot of such software. For example, Meituan and Eleme became such merchants. They allowed customers to pay for meal coupons through the Internet and eliminated the trouble of finding change.
"Open a website?" Xia Yu shook his head.
There was no time for that.
He knew nothing about building and maintaining websites, and it was unnecessary to hire people. Xia Yu planned to check mobile catering apps after tonight and obtain a reservation mode as soon as possible.
People lined up in front of Xia's restaurant in the old shopping street, which highlighted the coldness of the other shops.
Xia Yu walked past a well-established ramen restaurant, and there was a roar from inside. Xia Yu could not be more familiar with the voice, and he laughed in his heart. "Uncle Nishio is drunk again. He's crazy about drinking every day. It's like an entertainment program."
The operator of the ramen restaurant, a middle-aged uncle who was addicted to alcohol, was divorced and had been alone for many years. He had a bad temper. Xia Yu expressed his understanding.
He planned to go to the new shopping street in front and take a breath of the air of the modern city, but unexpectedly, a few people ran out of the ramen restaurant.
Bang!
A young man in a suit, who seemed to be a businessman, hit Xia Yu.
After his physical enhancement upgraded to LV.20, Xia Yu lifted the wok and cooked for six hours without much fatigue. So, when the man ran over, Xia Yu's feet were rooted on the ground without moving.
"Be careful—" Xia Yu was speechless as he supported young man who was about to fall with his hand.
"Thank you, thank you!"
The young man had not stood firmly yet. He turned back and ran away when he saw the burly man chasing from the ramen restaurant.
Pedestrians passing by avoided this ramen restaurant.
"These bunch of rabbits!" The boss of the ramen restaurant put his hands on his hips, spat at the group of people who were holding their heads and running away, then turned to look at Xia Yu and smiled. "You're a real man!" 
He put a big palm on Xia Yu's shoulder.
"Aren't you crazy about drinking?" Xia Yu noticed the clear eyes of Uncle Nishio in the ramen restaurant and was amazed.
Hearing the words, Uncle Nishio waved his hand. "These days, I've been annoyed by these rabbits and full of anger. I don't have the mood to drink!"
"Oh?" Xia Yu wondered about it. "Who are they?"
This time, Uncle Nishio felt strange.
"They haven't been to your place?"
"No..." Xia Yu realized something faintly.
Snap. Uncle Nishio patted his thigh and his face looked even darker. "It must be that your small restaurant is popular, so they do not dare to find trouble with you. So, they first look for us to bully."
"The developer?" Xia Yu tentatively asked.
"Do you know Urban Life Planning Company? Their chairman is known as the real estate queen. She looks pretty cute. I have seen her on TV. TV Tokyo had an exclusive interview with her..."
Wait.
Urban Life Planning Company.
How come the name was so familiar?
Xia Yu could not think of it for a moment. He rubbed his eyebrows, and asked, "Uncle Nishio, you mean that many of our shops in old shopping street has been harassed by this real estate company?"
"It's not harassment. The price they offered is very reasonable. I would rather sell this shop and go back to countryside if my wife and children had not run away."
Uncle Nishio touched his chin and said those words, then he pointed to the depths of the old shopping street.
"The opposite side of your restaurant was a grocery store, remember? The old lady died alone at home some time ago. The body was found only two days ago, and the police called the old lady's son back. I heard that the old lady's son left and sold the shop to the Urban Life Planning Company after handling all these matters..."
Xia Yu nodded.
Two days ago, the siren sounds had been so noisy. How could he not hear it? But at that time, he had been focused on studying dishes in the Chef God Space. An Ya and Mu Xiaoyue had probably went to watch, and they chatted with him at the dinner table that night.
Lonely death. It could be said that it was a Nihon social phenomenon. Xia Yu had heard a lot about it, and he was used to it.
What he cared about was that the grocery store opposite the Xia's restaurant… Was acquired by the Urban Life Planning Company.
That was not particularly good.
It used to be a grocery store. If it were renovated and a new restaurant was opened across the street, he would feel uncomfortable. Xia Yu scratched his face.
"It is said that the traditional Japanese bathhouse next to your restaurant is also negotiating with the people of Urban Life Planning Company." Uncle Nishio patted Xia Yu on the shoulder. "Listening to the rumours, the company seems to want to construct a modern gourmet shopping street with tall buildings and skyscrapers. Large shopping malls with skyscrapers, and Western-style restaurants. Gee, it is a big project hiding gold based on the flow of people at the Ueno Station."
Uncle Nishio hummed a little tune and returned to the ramen restaurant leisurely after speaking.
There was a very realistic problem in front of the old shopping street. In the past two years, Xia Yu had also noticed that the pace of expansion of the new shopping street had become significantly faster. The old streets that were full of the Japanese style had been compressed inch by inch. Now, it was estimated that they only occupied less than one third of the entire city.
From an emotional point of view, Xia Yu was unwilling to see this old shopping street that was full of humanity submerged by the urban steel jungle, but rationally, he knew that he was unable to stop this process.
Xia Yu just came out for a breath of fresh air. He decided to put these annoying trivial things aside first.
Walking to the boundary between the old block and the new block, Xia Yu planned to return. But unexpectedly, he glanced at a pair of teenagers arguing in the small alley next to him.
"It's all your fault. It's too late, and we definitely can't queue up!"
"This time and last time we came, it was only a few minutes before and after, but it seems to be almost the same...?"
"I don't want to listen!"
The girl was pretty and cute, with an iconic anime character's blonde hair, and double ponytails. At this time, the girl was very annoyed, and she constantly swung her double ponytails to beat the black-framed glasses boy.
Uh.
Xia Yu was stunned.
What was going on with these familiar characters?


Xia Yu made a wish to eat until he vomited. And this particular wish brought him to a completely strange spirit world which was full of cuisines.
What, Chef God System?
"You need to not only satisfy normal people's appetite but also all kinds of devils and ghosts. Use your food to move them!" the old man said to him coolly.
So, Xia Yu would never stop running on the road of becoming a Chef God.
 

When Linri said he had a date he was not really exaggerating. It was true... in a certain kind of way. He was going to meet with his future classmate Silfy. Tomorrow was the date of the opening ceremony, in other words, the day Zero was going to attack them and possibly kill half the school. Linri was saying possibly because in the original event Zero did not really kill anyone but instead incapacitated them. The problem was half of the player base left the club after that event. 

Seeing that one couldn't help but wonder, what happens to a character after his player leaves the game? Do they leave the game, in other words, Autumnfall or do they just die? Maybe they even stop existing all together...

Anyway, at least he did not have to be worried about getting erased from the existence since he was there from day 1 till the day the club was deleted. Unless the world ends when Luxor deletes the club...Fuck! Now he started to worry about that...

Linri got onto a taxi and made his way to the Akiba street. This was where he was going to meet with Silfy. If the name sounded familiar it was because this place was based on the famous Akihabara street in Japan. Basically, it was a heaven for all the weebs in the world and that fact didn't change in this world either. Just a simple walk and Linri could see all the anime-themed shops and cafes everywhere. 

Back in his world Linri always wanted to go to this place but he could never convince his parents to let him come here. Now that he was here he wanted to go into almost every shop. He might have transmigrated but Linri was still a literature geek through and through and he especially liked Light Novels. Now that he saw some shops themed after his favourite Light Novels he was using every ounce of his will to not go inside them.

He quickly found the address Silfy gave him and made his way. He was surprised to see that it was actually a Butler cafe. When he walked inside he felt out of place. The place was filled with girls and handsome men in butler attire were serving them. He felt so out of place here after all his current attire did not fit this place like at all. Currently, he was wearing a dark brown windbreaker, a red shirt and camo pants. Oh yeah, as a parting gift he had also taken Arkady's military tag. Now that he had it he felt more relaxed but it did not help him in this particular situation. To sum up he looked like a military enthusiast.

Seeing Linri out of place one of the butlers walked up to him angrily.

"It's the first day of your job and you are already late!" 

...Ummmm, what!?

"No, I-"

"I have no time to listen to your excuses." Then the butler started to push Linri to the changing room. 

Linri was still in a daze because of the fast turning events. Unless someone applied in his name this was a big mistake. He should have mistaken him for a new employee that was supposed to start today. He tried to explain it to the guy in front of him but he was having none of it. It didn't help that Linri was socially awkward either. He was usually in control of conversations so now that someone was not listening to what he was saying he did not really know what to do. If the guy at least spoke to him instead of giving orders maybe he could have explained the situation but the problem was he wasn't listening. 

Linri could have shouted and made a scene but that was not in his personality. He was a calm guy that hated attention so he would feel really uncomfortable if he suddenly started to shout at the guy in front of him without anything to gain. I mean what was the worst thing that could happen if he cosplayed as a butler for a little while. No harm done right? 

When the guy was done forcefully putting the uniform on Linri, he looked at his work and seemed satisfied. Then he threw Linri outside the store with a basket full of napkins to advertise. That was the moment Linri started to doubt himself. Maybe he should have made a scene after all?

Linri checked his phone, there was still time before Silfy made her way to this place. Dammit! He should have brought Kris with him. He sent a message to her saying that he arrived before putting back his phone. Feeling dejected and defeated Linri started to hand the napkins to the passerby women. Most of them went inside the shop to take a look. They were really impressed with his looks and thought maybe the shop had high standards when it came to their employees. At least it didn't feel bad to be praised for his looks. Since he was just slightly above average before his transmigration he had never gotten this much praise before and it lifted his spirits.

Maybe he could work part-time here in his free time? I mean if he was short of cash why not? It was definitely not because he liked getting praised for his looks or anything. When Linri saw his reflection on one of the shop's windows and how he was smiling like an idiot he immediately disregarded that notion. This was a secret he was going to take to his grave. Actually, you know what? He was going to walk up to that shop's manager and file a-

"Linri?" A melodic voice came from his side and pulled him back to reality. He was so scared that he almost jumped back.

"Yes?" Linri was scared to make eye contact with the person next to him so he tried to avert his eyes. Like if he did not acknowledge she existed this was going to be all a dream.

"Wait, you are actually Linri?" Wait a minute! She seemed to be not sure if he was Linri. I guess it was time to feign ignorance and bolt out of here.

"Now that you said it again the name sounds foreign. I think you got the wrong person miss" and then he started to make his way to the shop with quick steps. She however was not convinced and tried to keep up with him.

"Are you sure? You look just like him but a little bit more mature?" Linri started to walk even faster.

"Yes, I am sure. Anyway, my boss is calling I have to hurry" He started to walk so fast that it looked like he was running. 

The moment he went inside the shop Linri handed the basket to the nearest employee he saw and rushed to the changing room. At first, he didn't think it would be such a big deal to meet with Silfy like this but now that she appeared next to him he felt so embarrassed that he wanted to dig a hole and bury himself in it. He quickly changed back to his clothes and asked for a face mask from one of the employees. It wasn't hard to get one as that was also one of the products they used to promote their shop. 

So before getting out from the back door Linri put on the face mask and pulled up his hoodie. He also bought a sunglasses with an anime character design before going back inside the shop from the front door.

He described Silfy to one of the employees and made his way to her seat.

"You are Silfy right?" She lifted her head from the menu to see a guy who was covered from head to toe. Weird it was not even the flu season yet. However, his voice seemed strangely familiar.

"Yes?"

"Oh, thank god! I am Linri. We talked online before?" said Linri before taking a seat opposite to her.

"What's with the mask?" Silfy asked after putting down the menu. This weird guy in front of her seemed much more interesting.

"Oh, it's because I am sick. Yep, I am totally sick. I didn't want to get my nasty germ on you"

"Is that so? Then what about the sunglasses?"

"It's... because of... allergies! Yep, I am allergic to pollen so I had to put on sunglasses"

"But, it's autumn there are no pollen..."

"..."

"You were the guy I just saw outside right?"

"I don't know what you are talking about" Linri was trying to avert his eyes again. 

"Relax, I won't tell anyone so you can stop with the scherade"

"Really!?"

"Hah! I knew it, you were the guy I just saw" Silfy slammed on the table and scared the shit out of him.

Linri was speechless. How did he fall for such a simple trick? This was basically con 101. Let the other person fill in the blanks. She just said something she was suspicious of and Linri went ahead and confirmed it. Now that was weird. He shouldn't have been tricked this easily. I mean he was panicking because of the situation but that didn't mean that he was getting dumber. Actually, now that he thought about his personality today was a little bit different than usual. Maybe it was because he came to Hanawa?

Linri remembered that when he first came to Autumnfall in the game he was still basically an innocent, naive little kid. Did that mean he was getting affected by those traits? If so that could throw a wrench in his plans. If he could not deceive others that meant 90% of his strength gone. After all, if he used his abilities, his awakening day would grew closer and that would mean his death.

Anyway, now that she figured it out Linri just went back to his usual look.

"Woah, you are handsome! No wonder they hired you" said Silfy while trying to contain her laughter.

"Don't laugh! Anyway did you bring what I asked for?" 

"Sure, it's inside this briefcase" then she proceeded to bring out a black metal briefcase and opened it.

Inside it was a red and black gauntlet. Linri was getting excited, he was like a father that was going to meet his son for the first time!

Maxwell (Max) Walker was your everyday college student. Until his Role Playing character forcefully switched places with him. 

Now Max has to live the life of his character in a world of both science and magic. Suffer everything he made him suffer. Fight every battle he made him fight.

Join Max in his journey to return home while paying for his past decisions.

Author: Kasaix Edited by: ZombieCat090

P.S For anyone interested we also have a discord channel where you can interact with me and other fans https://discord.gg/JmaHGF5

Honoka and Yuuki who had already checked two stores on the cat street and still had no luck on finding the boots they suddenly got hungry and decided to stop by a fast food restaurant.

As they were ordering their food a lot more of those students on vacation and business men in suits were seen eating inside the establishment along with some tourists who looked like they just came from the airport and headed straight there for lunch since they had wheeled luggage by their table.

They took out their smartphones and opened up the group chat app on their phones as they waited for their orders to arrive at their table.

They're were currently ten people including Honoka and Yuuki that were online when they logged on.

One of them was talking about how the B type blood was really good which made Honoka assume that the user that said that is a vampire.

A there was also a guy that was bragging about how he hacked someone's bank account for fun and stole most of the money from it which Honoka think that the person is a hacker from the dark web.

Meanwhile the other six were talking about something else entirely with one of them talking about a prop that was currently being worked on with a picture of it still in the process of being painted.

Yuuki who gained a opportunity to take a selfie with Honoka did so with Honoka being startled once again by Yuuki's actions.

"Hey! Don't just take a selfie!"

Honoka puffed her cheeks feeling annoyed at her sudden selfie.

"Sorry~ It was too much of a waste to not do this..."

She apologized as she sent the picture to the chat group with the caption:

"Currently hanging out with @Honoka lolz"

This obviously makes Honoka's phone which was still on silent vibrate in response to having her username mentioned on the chat with their faces not even censored at all.

She sees the picture that she was just mentioned on and couldn't help but smile wrly at Yuuki who was snickering while looking at her phone.

"Haa... I can't believe you that actually sent it to the chat... This is so embarrassing..."

"It's fine~ It's fine~ The other moderators wanted to come too but I didn't agree to it, you see~"

She said with her eyes still glued to the screen of her phone whilst still snickering a bit.

"Wait... You're a mod?!" 

Honoka who had no idea of what Yuuki's role on the group chat was couldn't help but change her expression that resembles someone's face whenever a plot twist in a anime happends.

"Shh! Do you want us to get kicked out?"

Yuuki puts a finger on her lip trying to make Honoka quite down because the other customers inside then restaurant were staring at them.

"Sorry... But, Why didn't you tell me beforehand?"

"Well, me and the other mods had some members that met us in person that knew about us being the mods of the group chat and just felt awkward to everytime they talked to us."

Yuuki explained still holding her smartphone in one hand and with another messing with her bangs.

'Ok then... Although I don't really care though...' Honoka thought her the explaination as to why Yuuki didn't say anything to her.

Honoka just proceeded to look at her phone's screen this time and not asking or saying anything else to her and started to just pay attention to the group chat.

At this point there were only eight people remaining including Honoka And Yuuki who were still waiting for their food.

The hacker had already logged out of the group chat saying he had some sleeping to do before logging out.

The three "close friends' were still online but they are now talking about the upcoming convention that has odaiba's tokyo exhibition center as it's venue which is the event that Honoka is gonna be attending, with Yuuki seeing this she couldn't help but join the conversation with a:

"How many are gonna be going in this chat group?"


One of the three members that had the username: "Azuki" which was also one of the mods quickly replied saying:

"When I asked last week around eight people in total said that they'll be going on day one, and there were another eight people that said they were gonna be going on all four days.

Plus around five people who haven't decided yet."

"So... Around sixteen people then if the other five end up not going... Hmm the number increased by a little bit..." Yuuki replied.

Honoka who just stared at her smartphone's screen reading the whole conversation was already feeling even more hungry.

"Thanks for the wait!"

A waitress carrying a tray with what the two ordered approached their table and placed the said tray on their table before asking if they had wanted to order anything else, but the two simple just said no. After that the waitress proceeded to bow at them before walking away.

'It's finally here...' 

The two said in their heads seeing the food in their table after waiting for almost ten whole minutes.

They started eating after they put their phones back in their bags and said "Itadakimasu (thanks for the food)" which is something japanese people say before eating.

"Is there a meetup at that convention?" Honoka asked curiously as she grabbed one of the cups of soda from the try.

"Yeah, Why? Are you going as well?" 

Yuuki's expression changed to a happy expression to a frown as she waited for the grey-haired girl's reply hoping that she would say yes and join their group.

"Actually, that's the next event that I'm going to coincidentally. So I guess I can go with your group..."

Yuuki upon hearing this reverts her expression to a happy one once again.

"Oh... Is that so... So that's why you're in a hurry to finish a costume..." She lets out a sigh of relief.

'Did I just forgot to tell her that? But then again I already have a costume ready, all I'm doing right now is just preparing the one after it. Well Whatever.'

They finished eating and continued their shopping in Harajuku, they headed to a shop that was thirteen minutes away from Harajuku station somewhere on Takeshita street.

The said shop sold  used designer clothing for both men and women, the first floor was packed with people meanwhile the second floor was nearly empty.

Yuuki who just spotted some clothing that she could use on a future costume told Honoka that she'll wait for her there.

Honoka who had already been sweating bullets due to multiple reasons just noded and went up the stairs which lead to the upper floor.

The second floor had clothing that someone would wear when they go outdoors during the winter.

Because of how easily it is to spot the boots because of it's colors; Honoka instantly found it as she got to that said floor.

"Finally... I thought I was gonna have to buy the expensive ones online instead..." She softly mumured with the boots in her grasp.

The boots were knee highs that were white in color, had a black outsole, yellow accents, and a fluffy-looking material which looked like fur along the liner of it.

She went straight back to the first floor as she found the boots as to not make any unnecessary purchases that she moght regret doing.

She found Yuuki who already had a shopping basket with her that had some skirts inside of it.

She turns to the direction of the stairs as she notices someone going down it.

"You found them already?"

Yuuki was surprised at how soon Honoka found them. 

"Yeah, What about you? Are those the things that you needed to buy?"
"Yeah, I was thinking of buying some clothes to use for some costumes."

They walked over the cashier to pay for their items.

With Honoka now finished her purchase of the boots, she can now move on to gathering the materials for the costume itself.

They started to head back to the station after they finished paying up, with the two saying their goodbyes they got off at their seperate stations.

Honoka who just got out of Asakusa Station opened her parasol once again and started her walk towards her apartment.

A female immortal around the age of 800 decided to join a chat group for cosplayers that had members that are immortals, vampires, hackers, demons, and many more immortal creatures including some fantasy creatures as members.

But the only problem is she has almost no experience in cosplaying and only has a year of experience and writes light novels as a job so she barely has anytime to work on her costumes.

After the end of the rank conferring ceremony, Lu Shu shouldered the two spears and walked out of the school. He did not greet anyone, nor did any of his classmates have any intention of greeting him.
Some looked at the figure of Lu Shu carrying the two spears and were suddenly reminded of the scene where Lu Shu stood atop the Beimang mountains after the end of the Beimang remains. A little messed up, a little awkward… yet also a streak of daring heroism.
No one knew how could this under-performer in everyone's mind suddenly make rise so fast.
The Heavenly Network conferred a rank of major as reward, then gave him two spears. Everyone knew Lu Shu was the best at throwing spears, news had spread across the school. However, the issue was how frightfully good the treatment. Cao Qingci was now only equipped with one standard longsword.
Someone asked just as Lu Shu walked past, "Do you… have any secret to Awakening?"
Lu Shu jumped, "Yes!"
He turned around and glanced at Liu Li. Liu Li was instantly stunned! Why look at me… the heck, stop it!
"From Liu Li's distress, +666!"
Lu Shu smacked his lips. Despite everything that Liu Li said today, his intentions were good in persuading Lu Shu not to be a good-for-nothing. This little chap was merely spoilt at home and had a strong sense of superiority, but compared to people like Liang Che, Liu Li was not at all bad.
Looking at the small tuft of hair on Liu Li's head, Lu Shu decided to pick the path of sustainable development. He had pulled enough out today.
"What is your secret?"
"My secret is in my Wechat moments. All of you can scroll up and see," Lu Shu chuckled and left. Less than five minutes later, he received a few dozens friend requests. His moments could only be seen by friends. To see them, one must first be friend!
Lu Shu looked at the friend requests and accepted all!
In school, once they were accepted, people began to scroll through Lu Shu's moments frantically, but the contents were each more of a pain in the ass than the previous. They could not find anything even roughly resembling "secrets to awakening", even though they were almost "poisoned" by the poisonous egg soup.
After some time, a person said with a complicated expression, "I may have found it."
A large group of people hustled forth, "Let me see, what's the secret?!"
"I saw an Awakened One yesterday. Her powers may be very useful to everyone. Now I shall pass the techniques to all of you
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Ba la la energy, shaloh shaloh, little demon god! Transform!"
What is this balala little demon god, crazy!
Liu Li looked at the bunch of people with a compassionate gaze normally reserved for the mentally retarded. All of you actually went to scroll through his moments? We have all seen this one and we have already added him into the blacklist…
Those that fell for it first looked at the rest who were tricked later, a strange sense of superiority arising within them… they were in fact hoping for the others to fall for it like themselves.
Somebody looked at the students of Class F9 sorely, "He puts up such moments and none of you care?"
The students of F9 again looked at them with gaze reserved for the retarded, who can care? Who here can beat him in a fight? What can we do, we feel hopeless too!
…
Lu Shu returned home and immediately placed the two spears in the living room. They belonged to him and he could take them out to use openly. If he were to keep them in the Seal of Lands, he could not simple retrieve them from thin air when needed right?
Just nice, he would see which tailor shop could he contact to make a cover for the two spears so that he could sling them on his back.
It would be impossible for him to shoulder them around every day, not quite convenient.
In two days' time, Lu Shu had almost finished selling the smelly tofu he had. Selling from dawn to dusk, he had made over five thousand dollars.
To be honest, this way of selling things could not be compared to how he made money in the remains, but it was surely more stable.
Lu Shu was himself a person who cared a lot about sustainable development. He would feel that something was not right if he did not make money every day…
Lu Xiaoyu was watching anime on the sofa… Naruto. She had been doing so the whole day.
Lu Shu told her upon entering that watching for too long was not good. Lu Xiaoyu replied that she wanted to emulate Gaara in Naruto, to provide herself a train of thought… because Gaara's attacks were all related to sand.
"What the…" Lu Shu felt a little sore. Lu Xiaoyu's reasoning was indeed very right! In fact, Lu Shu was the one who went online to search for this anime and recommend to Xiaoyu!
On the path of cultivation, they both were at a certain state already. However, as to issues such as how to deal with Anthony' soul, they still had no answer to how best to make use of it, such as what was the strongest way to attack with sand?
The moves in the animation were not subjected to real-life testing. They may not be as vicious as depicted, and most moves may not be as practical in real life.
Still, the anime could provide some thoughts. What Lu Shu meant was: explore boldly, verify cautiously.
Such as obtaining solid ores from underground to mix with sand and form protective shields.
Such as turning surrounding soil and mud instantly into sand and bury the enemy under 200 meters of sand, then turn the sand into millstone to finish off the enemy.
Such as using the sand in place of one's own sight for investigative work.
Such as using the power of sand to send oneself up into the sky.
After all the various experimentation, they could surely find the more appropriate combat moves. Lu Shu felt that the other competitors would most probably not come up with any extra effective killing moves since the rejuvenation of magical energy had only just started.
Looking at how Anthony fought that time, his moves were pretty monotonous. However, nobody could deny that sometimes a single move can suffice.
What Lu Shu wanted now was for Xiaoyu to find her weapon of choice which suited her best. After all, her greatest trump card now was Anthony's soul.
However, at this rate, Lu Xiaoyu would have a legitimate reason for watching anime… Lu Shu felt as if he had taken a rock to smash his own feet. It was really because he had never had the time to watch these animations last time, and did not know such shows… can run so long! A few hundred episodes, how long would it take?!
Seeing how reasoning would not work, Lu Shu would have to wait till Lu Xiaoyu go to bed at midnight, then go to the living room stealthily to hide the television she used to watch Naruto…
Lu Shu was at this time having perfect muscle control. Barefooted, he crept from his room to the living room without a sound.
But when he unplug the power cord, all the lights in the living room came on!
It turned out that Lu Xiaoyu did not return to her room at all and was all along standing silently at the door. She looked at Lu Shu, her face devoid of emotions, "Lu Shu, you are so immature…"
Lu Shu stood there rigid. Don't all parents do this? How is this childish!
"Watch all you want!" Lu Shu stormed back to his room in anger. Soon after that, he poked his head out again and glared at Little Fury on Xiaoyu's head, "Go do your homework!"
Little Fury, "???"
What has this got to do with me?!
"From Little Fury's distress, +1+1+1…"


Magical energy has come to this world; Lu Shu could only stare as one powerhouse after another appear.

Looking at his own peculiar ability, he exhaled a breath of cold air.

Dog balls!

...

This is a story of how Lu Shu used poisonous chicken soup to become the Demon King

Translator Synopsis:

This is the story of an orphan, Lu Shu. He is not any regular orphan, but a metahuman experiencing the changes in himself, his country and the world during the dawn of the magical era. Watch as Lu Shu embarks on a journey to hone his peculiar abilities together with his sister, the adorable and charismatic Lu Xiaoyu. Along the way, they’ll encounter supernatural events, obstacles and even the most powerful people in their country. How will Lu Shu make the best of his abilities and oust his never-ending list of rivals and opponents?

-Alfheim Online Inside The World Tree-

*BOOM* 

*SWISH!*

*BOOM BOOM*

*CLANG!*

Inside the World Tree a sound of weapons clashing together and different kinds of magic explosions filled the Air. Tens of thousands of players  are fighting with a humanoid robotic monster with a fairy wings on their back they are the monsters that is protecting the world tree.

"Undine start healing the warriors!" Simple Yen shouted, waving his stuff that have a light glow in it.

"Dragon Breath Fire!!!" Lu

*BOOM!!!*

Dragon roars echoed everywhere in the battle and a crimson beam came out from their mouth destroying many humanoid monster.

"charge!!!" A femine heroice voice.

Asuna charge straight through the air following her are the old players from SAO clashing with the humanoid monsters on the air!


"its been a long time since i had intence fight like this" a boy in all black kills three humanoid monster in each one of his full swing.

"taste my Blazing Inferno Slash!!! HA!!!" A man who have a short beard killed 5 using his katana, He is wearing an red leather cloths.

"Kirito, Klein do not fly any higher orders the other to go down a bit the Blocking Team aren't there yet! you too Asuna!" A cute girly voice called out the two, from below She have a silver hair, oval shaped face, Her glowing brown eyes are staring above.

"Alright" Asuna who have stabbing monster everywhere withdraw with her forces.

Kirito and Klein ordered their troops too then looking at the world Tree inner walls that should have spawn humanoid monsters but it was being blocked by many players behind them are some spear user so that if some monster came out they can kill it.

"Ms. Ruri plans are really effective" Mordred look at the amazing sight then he see Humanoid monster on the higher altitude that have been increasing in numbers " All salamander mage's start your chant!!"

"Ysfa! Refa! Tefa! Nafo! Hafo! KUFO!!!- " An Ancient language of Elves start to circilate around the 5,000 plus mage's 

The Humanoid Monsters start forming their formation with a sword on their Chest like a Knight they lined up on the sky.

"This monsters learned how to do battle formation?" Nanami is standing below. on the ground to organize everyone " Sachi make the other players on the front line rest, their wings cooldown time should have reach their limit."

"Un!" a young girl with bobcut hair nods her little head seriously opening her wing to fly to the air.

"Large Shielders on the front line Open a Path!! for the long range Attacks"

"Salamander Mage's  Fire!!!"

"BuFu Rae!!!" The 5,000 mage's finished their Chant at the same time a thousands of magic circles appears on the Air. A Big Fire Balls form on it shooting to the Humanoid Monsters that have start charging Downward.

*BOOOM!! BOOOM!!* fire filled the top of world tree killing Thousands of monsters. Brightening the surrounding with red.

"Blockers Team forward until the 3/4 of the world Tree walls!!!" Nanami shouted an order making Other shielders players block where the monster reswpawn.

A Middle Age Man that have large body with Black skin landed on the ground, His bright wings dimmed.

"Agil your here!" Klein patted the big man.

"and here i thought your busy on your shop" Kirito landed on the ground too his fairy wing is dimmed.

"haha! how would i miss this grand event?!" Agil

*Ting!* a bell like Noice came from above, a Bright Light down making all 50,000+ players cover their eyes.

"Whats happening?!"

"i can't see anything!"

"Guys look!!!"

The bright light disappear and a Golden Cage is floating above them making them look at it weirdly, The Humanoid Monsters that are still alive gesture in worship towards the Golden Cage. The other players Notice it.

"Don't tell me thats the Last Boss..."

"this golden cage.. i think i have seen it somewhere before"

A group of random players whispered to themselve, 

The 1000+ Sao players stare at the Golden Cage with their eyes widen because they where the one's who have been informed in detailed why their attacking the World Tree. Its because of this cage... the One who free them in the death game is trapped inside.

"MadGod!!" a shout echoed from inside the Sao players crowds they didn't know who is it but some players began to shout with all their might too. filling with excitment. those who teamed with MadGod in Boss Raid start to remember his epic fights.


"MadGod!! MadGod!!!"

"MadGod!! MadGod!!! MadGod!!"

"MADGOD!!!!!"

The Alfheim online players are confuse why their shouting like that, some players know because of their addiction in Virtual game. Madgod is the nickname of the one who cleared Sword Art Online but their still wondering why their shouting while looking at the Golden Cage?

"Look Big sis Ruri!! Brother Shen might be inside" the young girl with silver hair shout excitedly shaking Nanami who is standing beside her.

"stop! i can see it Yuna!"

Nanami patted Yuna to calm her down while gazing at the Golden cage "but why is it here..."

A young woman with green hair landed near them. She wore a white and green tunic with a chestguard, knee-length, brown shorts and leggings, and a cape with a hood. she have a green Fairy wings on her back. Her eyes is focused on the Golden cage in the air.

"Is the preparation complete Griselda?" Nanami notice her.

"Yes 3/4 of the World Tree wall are already conquered." Griselda is still staring at the Golden cage. " Nanami... is Shen Really in there...?"

"lets see it for ourselve's later" Nanami smiled.

"hey Big sis griselda your here too?! why did i not see you a while ago!" Yuna shouted.

"because im excited to end this and met Shen in real world i forgot about you guys.." Griselda smile a bit playfuly.

Nanami is silent because she didn't know if Shen Tian will be free even thought they cleared the World Tree Quest, The truth is their not fighting here to rescue Shen Tian with force but They are fighting for their Negotiation rights to the mastermind for whats his condition to Free her young master. 'How could we defeat GM after all ?!'

"what are you all stopping for? fight fight!! kill does monsters!!! ha!!!!" Eugene in his heroic armor and legendary sword charge though the front line the other Players Rushed with him.

The war continue's

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-Inside The Golden Cage-

Shen Tian is staring below on his Throne weirdly enough he can see through the Golden cage that is blocking his views because of Mei Tian.

"My friends long time no see..." Shen Tian whisper in low voice seeing them fighting below and he have a curious look on his face looking at the Other Characters in SAO anime that he still haven't met.

"their getting this easy should i up the hurdle's for a bit?" Mei Tian saw the players tactics. blocking the monster infinite respawn point then she glance at Shen Tian who is still cool sitting on the throne.

"yeh how about make the humanoid monster fusion and form a big boss monsters?" Shen Tian kindly give her some pointers how to make awsome monsters.

'.....'

Mei Tian become dumbfounded hearing his suggestion she absentmindly replied "alright"

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Looks like i got a system...
Its time to conquer Anime worlds!!
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I don't own anything here except my bad writing skills

???: "Boo!!!"

Drake: "Wah!!!"

Drake turns around and looks at the pretty, tiny, adorable loli who scared the hell out of him.

Drake: "what is your problem? You scare me crazy, Did you not learn manners from your mama and papa? What are doing here? Where are your parents? Hah, hah, hah."

Drake kept looking at her and she looks back. And the staring competion bagan, he was waiting for her to answer but she was waiting for him to continue.

After some time (if time exist)

???: "Are you done talking? Since you are not saying anything then it my turn...ok wait for it, it's coming and guess what, you are dead and I mean I mean dead, deader, deadest and anymore you would be dead something, now you turn"

silence

" hey, say something moreover think something, how can you be like this"

"hello little girl, is there something on my face? Sorry for asking about your parent since you could be like me, I mean dead..."

"no one has called me little girl in ages, for your information you are dead and I am not dead that's if the concept of death exist for me. Hey! Don't look at me with pity like I am suffering and I need to go back home to play"

" what should I say and I have been aware I was dead since you don't get to survive a shot to the brain with... I can't remember what happened but there is no need since I want to go back to sleep while being refreshed at same time" 'maybe I can just sleep for eternity better than...I still can't remember'

"what a boring life and no you can't go back sleeping in the void because it's my territory and you haven't paid the rent for staying for thousands of years while moulding your soul and you either going to hell or reincarnated in a fantasy world, so choose"

"I find it comfortable, can i please stay for..."

"Nice choice there boy, i would let you reincarnate but let have a look at your life first before anything else"

"Hey, that is not what I said"

"But that's what I heard and how can you prove that's not what you said since you have no mouth. wait a minute, I don't care"

Flashback start

Drake was a black American that grew up in an orphanage but finish college at 17 and decided to hack evil companies to make money, 3 year later, he had companies over the world giving employment to different countries, different orphanage and hospitals. He was successful but later he was ask to join the government to help the nation and he accepted.

He spent his years spying and assassinating enemies of the state. He served 2 years in Afghanistan, a year in Somalia and Iran each. He was tag among those that died during the kosovo war whilst he was pull offgrid to work under the direct order of the President since he was a deadly hacker too.

Years later he retired and moved to Japan where he found true love in anime, manga including hentai. He sought peace reading manga and watching anime. He read fanfiction upon fanfiction and laugh that if it was him he would just find a wife and live peacefully.

His favourites were classroom of elite, naruto, dbz, 7 deadly sins, dxd, Stein:gate, FMA, HXH, Tokyo ghoul, Akame ga kill, AOT,...many more and his best is no game no life.

Drake was walking down the road back to his comfort zone while thinking of his one week marathon watching anime but he needed food since his supply got finish and the pizza shop didn't open today.

"Hah, why did light have to mess up like this. He could have thought it through eliminating every variable, if only sora and shiro got the death note. Why the hell did all my favourite characters died? attack on titans should be renamed hateful eren and the death of all my favourite characters. Also, Akame ga kill should be renamed the survivor..."

Everybody was looking at him thinking he was crazy since kept muttering about things even if they didn't hear the exact wordings. He was clueless about them since he did not he was doing anything wrong and he needed to buy foods to stuff his fridge for the next marathon.

He paused and looked around.

'What is going? The street light looked controlled like it was waiting for me to move and not to move. Hah, looks like I am being targeted. I need to move to finalize the transfer.'

He brought out his phone and made a call.

"Yo, 1437alpha8 midnight speaking."

"2436 dawnlight, speak"

"I am about to take a trip to the land of the night. My code you know, keep taking care of the orphanages and hospitals, the money would be enough for a decade, please make them live a better life and I have got what you need, it's in your bedroom"

"I will and wait for me"

"Ok. Make sure to pass the mantle of Drak. Hah! I wanted to watch new anime today."

"Hahahaha, I will watch it for you. Goodbye"

"Goodbye"

Hanging up, he decided to move away from civilians and sat down with a cigar waiting for the inevitable. After taking his last smoke, he closed his eyes and fell backwards while smiling and darkness overtook him.

Sniper A"Mission accomplished" 'that was scary, he looked me in the eye and he knows I was there to kill him but how, I need to be careful since he wanted to die but if another does not want to does it mean he would had escape to come kill me. I need to leave this place'

Flashback ends

" since you done watching my life like a movie, can i go back to sleep"

"No you can't, you have to choose which world to reincarnated to or I send you to boku no pico as pico and you would regain your memory after the first penetration. Also, you won't be able to kill yourself and you would be harmless"

"You are joking right?"

"I wipe out a universe just to play prank on a reincarnator since he kept repeating the same statement. So I wipe the universe and genderbend him then send him to one piece and he ended up as a slave for a pirate and you know what happens, he was scared of committing murder that's if he can since there was a medic around and he was 11/10 beauty, shape, voice, charm and I added regeneration to him"

"You are still joking, you can't wipe out a universe since it contain living beings in it"

"Tell that to puny, little grand zeno. Since that little thing can do it why can't I since I created the onmiverse. Moreover, what is life? What is death? Answer is nothing...you still look dumbfuded. Ok, let watch the guys life"

Loli decided to tap space and a movie of that pitiful pirate and it was pitiful and alluring...Years of none stop sex since no matter how hard she trains, she can't be stronger than a marine recruit. He was later sold to different pirate.

"Did you enjoy watching it? I know right, so catchy"

"I thought you said prank"

"Who cares about the word prank. So now choice which world, timeline, sex, specie, I would spin power system for you"

"Sword art online, The same age has Kazuto Kirigaya, male, male and thank you, now I can relax while playing SAO..."

"No can do, I am sending you to Dxd, same age as Issei, female, yokai and with the power of gluttony: devour any power, ability, bloodline and add yours."

"I thought you ask me"

"I want to play a prank on you"

"Please don't but can you change my sex to male"

"So boring, ok dxd, issei age mate, male, human, gluttony: sub-class devour- ability to devour any ability, power, bloodline from any being or weapon."

"Thank you so much, can you send away now."

"Yes I can and for that broken ability of yours, there are restrictions since your karma is high. You would only be able to devour abilities from animals till age 11 then olalala and only twice a year according to your karma point."

"Did you not say you don't care about lives"

"I don't care but you talk too much and it would be a waste to record if you kill every person you need power from but are you not happy, you can continue that your Drak companies again. Get out"

"Than..."

Swoosh he is gone

"Finally I can finally sleep, I should add status to him. I really need my silence"

Far away in a universe, a goth loli just sneeze and a whole village got destroyed.

Drake, a killer and spy for the government decided to retire after service and ended up becoming an otaku in Japan. He had nothing else to do but himself till he was assassinated by a sniper he saw coming. Thinking of sleeping in peace but NO, a loli had to throw him to dxd... 
only the original character is mine and every other belongs to Ichiei Ishibumi.

[] Pacar Bejat []

Langkah gontai aku, Nevia Anggita sudah mulai memasuki apartemen yang aku sewa bersama sahabat jaman kuliah aku. Aku, gadis berumur 25 tahun, bersiul-siul santai disertai telunjuk kananku memutar-mutar kunci mobil. Ini sudah lumayan larut malam. 22:34 WIB.

"Nev!" seru perempuan yang kujumpai di ruang tengah sedang menonton televisi saluran luar negeri.

"Hai, beb!" sahutku sembari lemparkan kunci mobil yang kumainkan di telunjuk tadi ke sebuah keranjang kecil dekat meja telepon. Kuhenyakkan pantat ke salah satu sofa di sana.

Wilona, sahabatku, bergerak mendekat ke sisiku. "Jadi tatonya?" Ia menatap antusias ke aku.

"Ho-oh!" jawabku mantap. "Nih!" Aku pelorotkan celana pendek jins biru belelku hingga terlihat paha mulus ala girlband Korea. Boleh dong memuji diri sendiri.

"Wuaahh! Edan! Khehehe!" kekeh Wina—panggilan akrab Wilona—sambil tangannya mengelus paha atasku, di mana terdapat sebuah tato baru. "Keren!" Aku hanya angkat alis akan pujian Wina. "Andai gue juga bisa bikin ginian..."

"Kenapa gak bisa?" Aku turut amati tato baruku. Kalau kalian pernah tau album musik Guns N' Roses, Use Your Illusions II, ada salah satu gambar di sana, di track Pretty Tied Up. Nah, itu yang kugunakan untuk menghiasi paha kanan atas. Alasannya? Keren. Plus, aku juga penggemar lagu-lagu grup band heavy-metal yang hits di tahun 90-an bervokalis Axl Rose tersebut.

Wina mendesah sebentar. "Ah, lu kayak kagak tau aja gimana ortu gue." Ia surut ke belakang, punggungnya bersandar ke sofa.

"Makanya jangan mau lahir di sono, lah!"

"Gilak lu, yee! Mana gue tau bakalan jadi anak mereka!" Wina mencubit lenganku. Yang dicubit malah terkekeh. Iya, itu aku.

"Lagian lu musti bersyukur, beb, lahir di keluarga tajir, gak kayak gue."

"Halah! Udah, deh! Stop bullshit macam tu." Wina kibaskan satu tangannya sambil tergelak. "Eh, hepi-hepi, yuk!"

"Clubbing?" Aku melirik penuh tanya.

Wina mengangguk. "Mumpung besok gue gak ngantor. Anggap aja ini merayakan tato baru elu, shay!"

Aku mendengus geli. "Etdah! Tato baru aja pake dirayain. Tau gini, gue mo bikin tato saban minggu, dah!"

"Hahah! Serah elu, shay! Pokoknya elu besok kagak usah ngantor, yah!" Wina meraih ponsel dia di atas meja, bersiap men-dial.

"Ah, geblek lu! Dikira gue yang punya kantor, apa?!" Kunaikkan lagi celana pendekku.

Wina hanya terkikik tak perduli, lalu tak lama dia sudah mulai bicara di telepon. "Iya, honey. Kamu buruan dateng. Setengah jam cukup, kan?"

Aku bangkit dari sofa. Dari nada mendayu Wina, sudah ketahuan sohibku sedang menelepon kekasihnya. "Gue ke kamar dulu, ganti baju."

Selang sejam lebih, kami sudah ada di sebuah klub malam terkenal. Aku, Wina, dan pacar Wina—Wildan Dimitri. Wina lebih suka clubbing bertiga saja daripada ramai-ramai.

Wildan adalah kakak kelas kami berdua saat di universitas, makanya kami bertiga akrab. Dan Wina menjadikan Wildan pacar karena menurutnya gabungan nama mereka keren : WilWin, atau 'akan menang'—kata Wina.

Terserah, deh!

Ditambah paras tampan Wildan yang sempat populer sebagai idola kampus, membuat Wina makin erat mengukuhkan niat menjadi pacar Wildan. Hubungan mereka sudah berjalan sekitar 3 tahun ini.

Wina bekerja di kantor Cosmopolitan Indonesia, sedangkan Wildan bekerja di kantor Arsitek ternama. Keduanya memiliki masa depan cerah bersama. Apalagi, Wildan sudah didesak Wina untuk segera melamar. Karena Wildan bersikukuh ingin mengumpulkan pundi-pundi uang terlebih dahulu sebelum siap menikahi Wina, maka pria itu melamar sebagai tunangan terlebih dahulu.

Sebenarnya Wina sudah menyampaikan bahwa pihak keluarganya yang akan menanggung semua biaya pernikahan mereka, tapi Wildan berkeras bahwa harus dia yang andil besar mengenai biaya apapun. Ini semua karena menyangkut harga diri lelaki. Wildan tak mau terlalu 'dibeli' oleh Wina dan keluarganya.

Sudah cukup banyak bantuan Wina pada Wildan, makanya dia tak mau menambah beban harga diri lagi tentang biaya pernikahan.

"Ini kita ngerayain tato baru Nevia, honey!" seru Wina keras-keras karena suara musik membahana di ruangan luas tersebut. Kami bertiga sudah duduk di salah satu bilik di lantai atas. Dari bilik itu, kami bisa melihat orang-orang asik berjoget di bawah sana.

"Tato baru?" beo Wildan. "Ckckck." Ia geleng-gelengkan kepala kepadaku. "Masih kurang yang di punggung tangan ama pergelangan tangan, tuh?" Dagunya menunjuk ke arah tato lamaku.

"Hahaha! Bacot lu, ah!" Kuhembuskan asap rokok kuat-kuat ke Wildan. Aku ulurkan tangan kiri, menunjukkan punggung tangan, di sana ada tato simbol logo Fairytail, sebuah anime Jepang kesukaanku. Tato itu berwarna merah muda. Mirip dengan yang dimiliki salah satu karakter utama di anime itu, Lucy Heartfilia. Padahal aku lebih mengagumi tokoh Erza ketimbang Lucy, tapi aku suka tato ala Lucy. Problem?

"Bah! Tato anak kecil!" ejek Wildan dibarengi seringai meledekku.

"Anak kecil apaan, woi!" Aku jelas saja tidak terima.

"Iya, elu! Anak kecil! Doyannya anime. Hahah!" Wildan masih meledek.

"Eh, kampang! Lu apdet soal anime dikit, napa? Anime sekarang justru kagak bagus untuk anak kecil! Anime sekarang isinya mesum, bunuh-bunuhan, mutilasi, ngerti gak elu, pe'ak!" Aku membela diri. "Lu kan mesum, lu tonton gih tuh anime hentai! Wina aja doyan nonton hentai, loh!"

Wina langsung memukul pelan lenganku. "Apaan, sih shay?" Ia terlihat malu aibnya dibuka.

Aku cuma terbahak meski dihujani cubitan Wina yang kesal.

"Trus, itu yang di pergelangan tangan kanan elu, itu dari anime apa?" goda Wildan belum berhenti.

"Eh, goblok! Ini kan logo Guns N' Roses!" Kutunjukkan tato di pergelangan dalam tangan kanan ke Wildan setelah menaruh gelas shot-ku.

Wildan terkekeh. Dia sebenarnya sudah tau, tapi senang saja menggodaku. Bedebah, memang!

"Honey, ayo nge-dance, yuk!" ajak Wina ke Wildan.

"Gih sono lu berdua joget uget-uget kayak biasanya. Gue mo ngecek email kerjaan gue dulu!" usirku sambil kibas-kibaskan tangan ke dua sejoli di depan mata. Aku bekerja di salah satu kantor adversiting, juga kerja sambilan sebagai fotografer kuliner dan terkadang menulis esai di beberapa media massa. Itu masih ditambah online shop yang menjual pernak-pernik berbau anime dan Kpop. Pokoknya apa yang bisa jadi duit cepat dan banyak serta halal, maka akan aku jalani. Ini menandakan aku orang yang gigih, ya kan?

Wina sering geleng-geleng atas banyaknya kerjaanku. Biasanya aku membalas keheranan Wina dengan ucapan, "Gue musti ngumpulin duit untuk gue sendiri biar gue kagak kelaparan, beb. Ortu gue kagak setajir ortu elu."

Dalam waktu setengah jam berikutnya, aku sudah sibuk dengan ponsel, memeriksa beberapa e-mail yang masuk. Ada beberapa pelanggan menanyakan parka dari Hypnosis Mic. Kebetulan fandom itu masih hits belakangan ini, apalagi sejak ada penambahan divisi baru. Ada juga yang menanyakan sweater BTS yang memasang logo Unicef—karena boyband Korea itu pernah diundang untuk berbicara di Unicef.

Aku membalas satu persatu e-mail yang masuk, termasuk e-mail dari rekan kerjaku yang menanyakan kesiapan kerangka iklan yang sedang kami kerjakan.

"Weew!" Wildan sudah kembali ke bilik bersama Wina. "Honey gue teler, nih!" Dia mendudukkan Wina yang mabuk, tak sadarkan diri.

"Lu apain bebeb gue, heh?" selidikku, melirik Wina yang terkapar di atas sofa bilik. Tak bergerak, malah mendengkur halus. Kebiasaan Wina jika mabuk, tidur.

Wildan terkekeh singkat. "Cuma gue kasi dorongan dikit doang, kok!" Lalu pria itu mulai mendekat ke arahku. "Sini kasi liat tato baru lu!" Tangan Wildan sudah menaikkan rok kulit sintetisku hingga paha kerenku terekspos apa adanya. "Humm... mayan bagus."

Aku menoyor dahi Wildan. "Mayan gundul lu!"

Belum sempat aku menurunkan rok yang dikesiap Wildan, pria itu sudah mendaratkan ciumannya ke tato baruku. Maka, aku cuma putar bola mata melihat aksi mesum Wildan.

Selanjutnya, kami berdua sudah saling belitkan lidah masing-masing dalam cumbuan panas. Tak pelak, Wildan memaksa pulang karena dia sudah tak tahan.

Sesampai di apartemen, usai merebahkan Wina ke kasur, Wildan asik bergulat dan bergumul bersama aku di kamarku, di sebelah kamar Wina.

Kami membara dengan birahi masing-masing. Aku tak ragu-ragu melenguhkan libido, meski Wina ada di kamar sebelah. Aku yakin sahabatku itu takkan terbangun meski ada bom meledak sekalipun, karena tabiat mabuk Wina memang begitu.

"Haanghh! Brengsek lu, Wil—anghh!" Damn! Aku terus menjambak rambut Wildan ketika pria itu tak berhenti memulas titik erotis kewanitaanku menggunakan lidah agresifnya. Dia sangat paham bagian-bagian yang membuatku 'gila'.

Tak sampai sepuluh menit, Wildan sudah memacu batang jantannya ke liang basahku dalam berbagai posisi, hingga 33 menit berikutnya kami tumbang di kasur sembari terengah-engah.

Setelah Wildan berhasil menormalkan laju napasnya, ia menoleh ke samping, ke aku yang terpejam masih tersengal-sengal. Ingin mengatakan sesuatu, namun urung. Ia pandangi wajahku sambil senyum.

Bagai tau tengah diamati, aku buka matanya dan memang mendapati Wildan sedang memandangiku. "Apaan?"

"Lu cantik banget saban abis gue tohok," puji Wildan.

"Brengsek lu!" Aku pun bergulir memunggungi Wildan, tak perduli pantatku segera diremas Wildan. Dan belahan kewanitaanku juga dielus dari belakang. "Dasar pacar brengsek."

Kekehan meluncur dari mulut Wildan. "Khehehe! Pacar siapa, nih? Pacar lu?"

"Dih! Najis!" elakku tanpa berniat menghentikan ulah nakal tangan Wildan pada kewanitaanku. Bahkan aku juga enggan menoleh ke belakang. "Gue ogah yak punya pacar bejat gak setia kayak elu!"

Tawa Wildan makin jelas meski sebentar. "Tapi kan elu dah kayak pacar gini, sayang..." bisik Wildan di belakang telingaku. Sekarang tangannya diarahkan ke depan tubuhku, meremas bongkahan padat penuh di dadaku.

"Lu bukan pacar gue, gublu! Lu cuma sex buddy gue doang! Itu aja gegara elu ngemis-ngemis mulu."

Wildan tak hiraukan kalimat pedasku. Dia malah kian giatkan aksi tangannya. Kemudian balikkan tubuhku menjadi telentang. "Tapi gue cinta elu, sayang."

"Brenti panggil sayang ke gue, jijik dengernya. Kayak om gadun aja lu! Cih!" Aku memandang jijik ke Wildan. "Dan elu... lu cuma cinta bodi gue doang, gue tau itu. Lu tu bajingan maruk, tauk! Wina juga seksi, yekan? Masih aja lu gak puas."

Wildan senyum kecil. Tanpa acuhkan ucapan sengitku, dia pun kembali gulirkan lidahnya ke benda mungil paling sensitive milikku di bawah sana, hingga aku kelojotan saking nikmatnya. SHIT!

Setelah berhasil mengocok liang basahku menggunakan dua jari dibarengi lidah terus menindas erotis di bagian sana, aku pun menyerah dan semburkan cairan spesialku.

Usai begitu, Wildan bangkit memburu bibirku untuk ia cumbu. Aku memaki-maki. "Bedebah—mmpghh! Itu—ermffhh—bekas—ummchh!"

Wildan tertawa dalam cumbuannya. Dan setelah puas menggoda, ia kembali lesakkan batang jantannya ke liang hangatku dan memacu selama lima belas menit lebih sebelum akhirnya kembali semburkan peluru cair ke dalam sana.

Selang 24 menit berikutnya, Wildan pun pulang ke apartemen dia sendiri.

Dalam perjalanan pulang, di dalam mobil, dia pasti sedang asik mengingat-ingat momen intimnya tadi bersamaku. Dasar lelaki brengsek. 

Ini memang bukan pertama kali kami melakukan begitu di belakang Wina. Ia sudah menyukaiku sejak lama. Bahkan semenjak belum mengenal Wina.

Itu sih pengakuan dari Wildan padaku.

Aku adalah adik kelas Wildan di SMA. Dari acara MOS, rasa suka itu pun lahir, meski aku tak tau. Wildan hanya memendam cintanya pada sang adik kelas, yaitu aku.

Dan ia tak mengira bakal bertemu denganku di universitas. Harapannya kembali muncul dan kian bertambah subur begitu dia berhasil mendekatiku meski harus berkedok menjadi pacar Wina. Bisa dikatakan alasan dia menerima cinta Wina adalah agar bisa dekat denganku. Ini aku ketahui karena Wildan sendiri yang cerita ke aku.

Brengsek? Mungkin.

Bangsat? Bisa dibilang demikian.

Wildan patut bersyukur karena setelah upaya dia berpuluh kali merayuku akhirnya bisa juga dia menaklukkan aku, meski dari awal, aku menetapkan hubungan kami hanya atas dasar sex buddy, tidak lebih.

Meski ingin protes, Wildan telan saja keputusan sepihak dariku. Asalkan dia bisa terus bersamaku, tak masalah apapun status kami. Ditambah Wina yang terus menempel Wildan, pria itu makin tak berkutik. Ia tadinya sudah memantapkan niat memutus hubungan dengan Wina, namun aku mencegah dengan berbagai pertimbangan.

Apalagi Wina sudah terlalu sering membantu Wildan dalam hal financial, termasuk membantu biaya operasi tumor ibunda Wildan. Dia tambah tak berani memutuskan Wina.

Maka, hubungan terlarang antara dia dan aku hanya bisa dijalankan diam-diam saja semenjak aku ada di tahun akhir kuliah.

Aku sendiri tak kalah merasa bersalah ke Wina karena sudah tega berbuat gila dengan pacar sahabat sendiri. Sayangnya, kewarasan nuraniku terkalahkan oleh bujuk rayu Wildan. Aku terbuai dan terhanyut, meski terus bersikeras hubungan kami tidak lebih dari having fun saja.

Jiwa bebasku lebih mendominasi keputusan yang kubuat. Apalagi aku akui, aku tipe seenak dengkul. Aku hanya menganggap, selama janur kuning belum melengkung, maka tak masalah aku sering tidur dengan Wildan tanpa sepengetahuan Wina. Konyol. Sekaligus gila dan bejat di mata siapapun yang tau, pastinya.

Aku mengakui, kok!

Sejak aku menjadi sex buddy Wildan, sejak itu pula aku mengenal suntik KB. Aku tidak ingin tolol dengan sebuah kehamilan yang tidak perlu. Dan karena Wildan juga melakukan kegiatan intim pula dengan Wina, maka aku terkadang tidur dengan pria lain yang menarik hati. It's my prerogative!

Wildan tau, dan ia pernah memprotes, meski dibantah dan makin aku hina. "Elu berani protes karena gue ngentot ama orang lain?! Lah, elu aja ngentot ma Wina. Bahkan gue gak tau ama siapa lagi elu selain ke gue ama Wina."

Dengan serangan kalimat demikian, biasanya Wildan surut dan diam, walaupun hatinya sangat tidak bisa menerima. Tapi mau bagaimana lagi? Dia juga melakukan itu dengan Wina, entah karena aji mumpung, atau paksaan Wina.

Hati itu memang aneh. Terkadang, sudah tau itu menyakitkan, masih saja dijalani. Bahkan, sudah jelas-jelas itu salah, masih saja diteruskan, seolah-olah hati mampu menebarkan sebuah ilusi agar bisa menjerat kita ke dunia fantasi khayalan kita. 

Dan ini yang sedang terjadi padaku, terjerat oleh ilusi hati, sehingga aku bertindak tolol dan merusak beberapa hati di sekitarku. Tapi ilusi hatiku membuat aku tak bisa lepas. Aku masih ingin terus dan terus mereguk dosa dari ilusi hati ini.

Sampai kapan aku terbangun dari ilusi hati?

WARNING : 
* mature content 21+
* pembaca berusia di bawah 18 th dilarang baca ini yah ^^
* bahasa vulgar dan kasar di dialog 
* bagi yg tidak menyukai bacaan vulgar dan mature, harap tidak perlu baca ini agar tidak terpelatuk! ^^

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