A newly minted vampire must struggle against all odds to control his new and fantastical abilities and to defend against all the supernatural threats that come with his new identity

The next morning Austin tried to think of methods that would help in taming adamant nature Pokemon. The closest he could think of was getting a gym badge, like in games in which makes traded Pokemon listen to trainers for a set level. Too bad the world has changed for shit, gym battles are useless. 

There are also many things that the game doesn't cover. Using game logic for reality is also absurd. Austin began to think of the anime. Aura was one of the ways people could communicate to Pokemon. Another method could be like ash and his Charzard. 

His charizard got in harms way and then ash saved it to gain its loyalty. The same thing happened with pikachu. The problem was the current world is too dangerous. Austin honestly didn't want to put himself in a stupid situation. For all he knew, he is just a normal guy without any plot armor. He just used the knowledge he had from earth and his wits to live well in the world.

While he was contemplating, the door bell rang. Austin open the door and saw his Instructor Chuck Norris.

"How are you teacher? Please come in I want to show you my improvements." Austin said.

"Good morning kid. I'm looking forward to see the results of your training. If you truly mastered focus energy, I will start phase two of your training." Norris said as he walked in. Austin was his brightest pupil. He was very satisfied with his progress. 

Thanks to Austin's referring his book he made a lot of money. He wanted to open a Dojo to teach the new generation. 

As he entered he felt Austin had something bothering him. "Hey kid, what's the matter? You seem annoyed about something. Tell me I might be able to help you."

"It was that obvious, well the truth is that I'm having trouble with a new Pokemon. I bought a wimpod recently and everything about it is amazing except it's nature. Its too stubborn. I was think of different ways to make it more loyal. It doesn't listen to any orders but it has high potential." Austin blurted out.

"You actually bought that wimpy thing. They are the cowards of the Pokemon world. I can't believe you thought it was special." Old Chuck said with annoyance. 

Austin showed the stats of wimpod to the old man. Filled with new vigor, Instructor Norris rapidly stood up and grabbed Austin's hands. 

"Kid this is not a wimpod, this is undying meatshield. You actually found such a strange critter.... Your only issue is that it won't listen to your orders."  Old man Chuck calmed down and began discuss with Austin.

"Ya old man, that's the only issue. You sure easy to surprise. You should try not to get too excited or else you'll get a heart attack." Austin expressionlessly said.

"Shut up kid! Who doesn't get excited when they see a rare thing. To think a wimpod would mutate like this. Once it evolves you will have a very strong body guard. When you later begin learning about Pokemon formations, you will realize how strong of an addition this Pokemon is to your team.

Anyway kid if you can learn endure I have a way for you to make this Pokemon loyal. Let go outside to the training field." Norris then walked out with Austin following.

Austin felt that Norris wanted him to be dumb like ash and put himself in harms way. As they made their way towards the training area, Austin felt that this was the quickest way to gain a Pokémon's loyalty. Their were other methods but it would take too much time. If Austin was able to tame wimpod quickly, then it won't fall behind the rest of his Pokemon. 

The biggest problem with taking his time to tame it, is that it would waste valuable time that can be used to help wimpod grow. 

"Listen here kid show me your level. Last week you pretty much mastered the second stage. Now, Focus your energy!" Old man Chuck Norris quickly got into his teacher role.

Austin instantly gathered his energy and focused it on his chest. He then focused on shifting the energy to his right hand. A minute later the energy gathered to his right hand. His hand began to emit an energy that surrounded it. A pressure also emerged from the energy. After 20 seconds Austin canceled the technique. He was sweating and breathing very hard.

"Excellent you actually standing firmly and the beginning stage of the last level of focus energy. You should have it mastered in two weeks. 

Now I'm going to teach you endure and then you will save wimpod with your body. There is a big chance for this to work. Wimpod by nature are dumb and cowards. This one is only a bit smarter due to it being shiny. Once you save it, this wimpod will be loyal to you. 

Let begin!" Norris congratulated Austin and began explaining how to use endure. 

Instead of focusing the energy only on a part of his body, he had to cover his entire body. On his first attempt, Austin's skin tightened and slowly began to flush. Austin quickly canceled the technique to catch his breath. 

"No kid you need to regulate your breathing. Then you only have to use the energy to tighten the body for a moment. Once your attacked any damage would be lowered significantly. It will also be very difficult for you to die in one hit. 

Now tighten you body again. This time tighten to your limit then immediately cancel the Art. After catching your breath do it again. In a couple of hours you should be able to execute the move instantly. Then we'll go to the forest." Instructor Norris instructed.

Several hours past, Austin and wimpod were walking in the forest. As expected by Norris, wimpod stuck close to him even though it would not listen. It seemed that it had become depended on him since he fed it the entire day yesterday and most of the morning. He also provided it a safe place to stay. 

Wimpod was actually pretty cranky about leaving it safe haven. It didn't wanna walk in the wild to hunt and get stronger. 

As they were walking suddenly a huge shadow covered Austin and wimpod. It was a giant panda colored bear. It was pangoro. Seeing this Pokemon and the pressure it emitted. Wimpod froze.

"Wimpod hurry let's go. It's not as fast as we are." Austin yelled. He moved a bit away but saw that wimpod didn't follow. 

The little critter froze still from fear. It never felt an aura so scary. Looking at the small creature block it's path, Pangoro roared. Then it punched down towards wimpod.

Wimpod thought that it was going to die. It was also abandoned by its trainer. Just like how its family shunned it. As the punch got closer wimpod was suddenly grabbed by Austin. He quickly used endure as he jumped and grabbed wimpod.

Austin was hit and flew towards a tree. He turned around and let his back hit against the tree. The punch was very heavy even with his endure. Austin coughed some blood.

"Hey little buddy. Why didn't you run! Even to the end you still ignored my orders. It doesn't matter though, your safe now." Austin spoke slowly. He was hurt even though this was an act. Looks like Norris was serous about having him test the move. 

Wimpod began to struggle and broke feee from Austin's hold. It knew Austin came back to protect it. It felt guilty for ignoring him. Maybe if it trained a bit to be stronger like Sylveon, it might have had some strength to resist. 

It stayed infront of Austin and hissed(or what ever this term is for bugs) at the pangoro. The pangoro roared back but the little guy didn't back away. It kept roaring back trying to scare the beast. Pangoro suddenly gazed behind it and ran away. Sylveon appeared from the bushes. Seeing wimpod protecting Austin, Sylveon knew that the plan worked. 

Wimpod noticed Sylveon come to the rescue. It roared happily but a fire was ignited to become as strong as her. 

Austin took a potion and after healing a bit he walked back to the city. He knew he won wimpod over. As he got close he recalled all his Pokemon. Instructor chuck Norris appeared with a smile.

"See kid I told you it will work. You need to understand the commonality within a species to hatch something like this. You endure is great. According to pangoro you were able to withstand five percent of its strength. That pretty high for only reaching initial mastery. 

Once you fully master both skills, I will teach you the rest. Tomorrow I will add close combat training for you. This will come in handy when fighting other humans."

"You know that freaking hurt old man. I will sue you when we get back." Austin threatened.

"Calm down kid, you only coughed a little blood. What are you being a baby for. " Norris said not caring about Austin's threat.

"Haaaaa! Fine let's go back I wanna eat. This is the last time I try taking a stubborn Pokemon." Austin said. 

The both of them returned back to the city and began to eat in a restaurant.

A Pokemon fanfic based on the fanfic Pokemon chaotic worlds. On fan fiction.com
As I have another book and I don’t wanted to get into too much character development.
Story will move moderately with occasional timeskips.
This story will have light romance but barely. It will focus on Mc. So there will barely be interactions.
The story is about a journey of an Mc who is the leader of a Pokemon fan club with the title of professor( I like Pokemon but not to that level) who died and luckily was reincarnated in Pokemon. Only to find out it’s not as innocent and friendly as he thought.
Prologue will be the same as chapter one from chaotic world except the ending. I thank revenantzero for a fantastic fanfic.
I’m known for haram so most likely it might be haram but since light romance most likely will be only one girl.
I have been known to have some grammar issues but it is getting better so help me out when you can. 
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pokemon or its character as well as the original characters made by revenantzero in chaotic world. I do own my own characters and any fakemon if I decide to add them.

Also most Pokemon facts will be taken from pokemondb.net. If I change anything I will let you know. Most of it though will be from this database. For anyone looking for detailed info check it out

"You are not very bright I see. Guess I need o to spell it out for you. I refuse."
Sorscee was flabbergasted by Chuck's reply.
"You have any idea, what you are walking away from?"
"I perfectly know that I am walking away from a goddess who has no sense of gratitude towards the man who put his life at stake to protect that little girl," coldly said Chuck, and before Sorscee could reply, he continued, "Yes, my intentions were not pure. But could you deny the fact that I protected her? If not for me stalling I highly doubt that she would here and I am guessing that things would not be great for you either, right?"
"..I ...you..." stuttered Sorscee, because Ewelina told her the events transpired. Though Chuck was not the righteous knight in shining armor, his aid was paramount because he did so in a time of dire need.
After hesitating for a while, Sorscee gritter her teeth and with an ugly look as if she ate a fly, she eeked out, "...sorry..."
"What was that again?"
"Don't you f*cking dare push it!"
"Haha sorry sorry, can't help but tease an apologetic goddess."
Sorscee was half miffed and amused by how behaved with her, he was the first mortal that she met who had no sense of reverence within him.
"So, will you become my Champion, now?"
"Oh hell no!"
"What?! Why?! I apologized! What else more do you want?"
"I can negotiate with a god if I am to become a God's Champion?"
Sorscee realized that she let a piece of important information slip out in her rant. She gritted her teeth looked at Ewelina once and seeing her sentient armament safe and sound made her emotions relaxed.
"I would not say this to you if you hadn't saved Ewelina, besides you have a bigger monster within you. I cannot keep things under wrap for long, anyway."
"Where do you think we are now?"
"In a hospital somewhere?"
"You are right at the hospital part and also the somewhere part, but we are not somewhere on your planet."
"Stop Kidding with me."
Sorscee looked at Chuck amused and asked, "What were your last memory?"
"...hmmm... I remember fighting with Apollo, he went ape shit suddenly...and... the power spike was too crazy... I could not even face a single hit from him..."
"...and..."
"...I was burnt down completely..."
"...fire spreading from my heart..."
Chuck relived the agonizing memory as even his soul body shivered as he kept talking about his experience. Sorscee initially thought that Chuck was quaking in fear of remembering his fight with a god, but when she looked at his eyes, there was anger and a deep desire for vengeance.
Chuck noticed Sorscee looking, "Ha, we in the mafia should never get beat by anyone, if you did, you should quit or paint the walls with his brain. That little flaming bitch came to my turf and schooled me, now it would be rude of me if I did not give the favor back."
"Do you any idea how powerful he truly is? He is a High God of Sun, his power was capped at Low God level when you fought him."
"Most you gods are as old as time, I was only alive for 44 years, I will not despair comparing myself to him. If anything, I now have a target to beat and the need to become stronger. I missed that after I became a Tzar."
Till now, Sorscee wanted to make Chuck her Champion, out of gratitude for him helping Ewelina, but now seeing the seething battle intent deep within him, Sorscee is genuinely intrigued.
"I will make you stronger if you became my Champion, what say you?"
"Goddess, I became a Tzar with no blessing of a god and what made me strong back then, will make me strong again."
"What about beyond the strength of a Tzar?"
"I became strong from situations seemingly impossible, I will face the odds and as it is said in a popular anime, 'strength does not come to those who want, it comes to the one who needs it.' I will become strong when I needed to be."
[Sigh] "Why are you soo adamant against becoming a Champion?"
"I watched my opponent killed with not so much as a word by the god he worshiped, his god decided that he should die when the very same devout man was making mortal enemies out of his fellow humans. That is messed up, even as his opponent, I pity his end."
"Not all gods are..."
"Potato, patato. What's your point? I don't need your aid, I don't want to put my life in anyone's hand. And don't talk as if you are doing me a favor, if not for me stepping into your mess, I'll be well and fine back at my home. Not is some forsaken planet!" raged out Chuck as he became annoyed with Sorscee's insistence.
"Why are you screaming at Mommy! I thought you are nice! You are just like everyone else! you are a big bad meanie!" screamed the cute little girl.
"Ewelina, I need to talk to Chuck alone."
"Mommy... he..."
"Don't be a naughty child, do what mommy tells you."
"...Ummm... okay..." the little girl glared at Chuck for a while and left the metaspace.
[Exhale]
"It's not new to for me to be screamed at, I am outcast even in the God Realm. I have no temple, I never had a priest nor a Champion before. I am rarely worshiped. To most of the beings, my domain is just a joke. Heh, even you laughed when you first heard of my godhood. I kept myself away, I kept my head down and lived a life without purpose, my life was less significant than a mortal until Ewelina came in my life. Gods' fight with armaments, they multiply a god's strength, Ewelina is a sentiment armament, that is born only once in a million years. Sentient armaments choose the god they want to serve,  to whom they are bound for life. She chose me, this poor excuse for a god. I could not give here faith reserves, I brought her up with care and love with all my heart, but I realized that Ewelina is a weapon at her core and she needed to be wielded with might that renders this whole universe into two, my Ewelina is that capable. By being weak, I was inhibiting her purpose in life, I am okay with letting myself down, but let down someone who believes in me, was a burden too much for me to bear. I left to the remote reaches of the universe to ascend into Mid God, but I never knew that the Gods feared me for having a sentient armament. Gods more powerful than me collectively put a price on my head and stop my ascension and I idiotically dragged my good friend Mortia into all this. Now, I am weaker than ever, my enemies stronger than ever, my friend is in danger because of me. I don't have your iron will, I can only despair in helplessness, Please help me become strong, I will not be ungrateful!" Sorscee bowed down to Chuck and held her head low with tears dripping down from her face.
"...Ummm ...goddess, I'm very new to this Champion thing, but even with my little experience, I don't think you should bow to your champion," said Chuck.
Sorscee immediately looked up to notice Chuck down on his one knee.
Sorscee quickly turned around and wiped her tears away and brought back the haughty look that she usually has, "Hmph, you finally knew your place. Took you long enough."
Chuck looked up at the bipolar God only to notice her brilliant soulful smile towards him, to which he just smiled back... no words were exchanged...
...the weave insignia from the fate blessing shimmered and faded out at the back of Sorscee, unknown to both Chuck and her.
In silence, fate tangled and a bond of destiny was formed between an exiled Goddess and a reincarnated Tzar with no strength. 
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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.

Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.

His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival. 

Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.

Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. 



TAGS: Sex, humor, adventure, harem, weak-to-strong, battling demons, reincarnation and outwitting gods. 


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So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”?
 
Doctor: No, no and a definite no.
 
Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it. Medical miracles happen all the time. 
 
Doctor: A desperate creature always tries to be hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystalized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils.  Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless.
 
I know what kaput means!
 
Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra.
 
I know that Viagra is a blue pill.
 
Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulations for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
 
Doctor, I will be leaving…
 
Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh.
 
Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen!
 
What! Who?! Who just talked to me!
 
Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me.

[Gulp] who are you?
 
Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe.

American Veteran Walter Thurman is about to head back to his family, before he's handed a folded note from an extended hand whose source is unknown. He opens it to discover it's an odd job. A mission to 'aid pest control from a disturbance in the village of a tribe' called the 'Ehirit' People. Being the tireless type, he accepts the optional mission.

Along the way, during arrival, an interesting young Ehirit girl in her late teens holds a grudge against Walter for reasons unknown. This only serves to further prolong things, only to hear something intriguing during the first night. The urban folktale of a mysterious wolf whose fur gleamed of the golden full moon, and had pupils of the mulberry midnight. Most disturbing was that it could not be imprisoned, for it had fangs that twisted iron like lava. They forgot to mention that that was the pest they had to control.

Lyrics

Abe Lincoln:

Four score and 65 years in the past,
I won the Civil War with my beard! Now I'm here to whup your ass!
I've read up on your facts. You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me, Chuck. How come you never sat down and cried on your career?
You're a washed-up has-been on TV selling Total Gyms,
And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Return of the Dragon!
I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth.
I'll squash you like I squashed the South!
I never told a lie, and I won't start now.
You're a horse with a limp; I will put you down!

Chuck Norris:

This isn't Gettysburg, punk. I'd suggest retreating,
For I invented rap music when my heart started beating.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle. He just allows you to lose.
My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth.

Abe Lincoln:

I've got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain!
I've got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain!
You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull!
I'd make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger, but I've never even seen that show!

Chuck Norris:

I am Chuck fucking Norris!
I've spread more blood and gore than 40 score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch!
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick!
I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
I attack sharks when I smell them bleed!
I don't go swimming; water just wants to be around me!
My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster!
You may have freed the slaves, but Chuck is everyone's master!


(Tough but Chuck Norris Won)

Well this is a list of characters or people I think win in a battle against someone or something.


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Waking up barely in time for breakfast Sandstorm runs down stairs.
Getting into the dining hall every single student looks at her a little scared. 
"What?" Sandstorm asks 
Suddenly Lisa runs up to her and hands her a daily prophet while leading Sandstorm to the gryffindor table. While the entire Slytherin table is wanting to burn holes into her clothes with their stare. 
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The truth about Hogwarts.
Hello readers,I just got back from madam Bones's office at the DMLE. If your wondering why it's because I need her to know this story and I gave it under Veritserum.
Last night I snuck into Hogwarts after getting reports that students were being petrified.
And to my surprise at about 1 am two students passed me in the hall so I decided to follow them. 
Those two students led me to the chamber of secrets! Where they met a third student who was possessed a dark wizard using dark magic. 
The wizard possessing the student was non other than he-who-shall-not-be-named, who actually revealed to the duo that his name was Tom Marvlo Riddle. Lord Voldemort was a Half blood! Now in most normal cases I would be reporting the death of two students. However the two students that went to fight him were none other than Harry Potter and Yoru Pendragon-Gilgamesh.
While Yoru distracted Tom Riddle in another students body Harry went to get the object that he was using to possess the young girl. Once young Harry had his hands on it he threw it to Yoru. 
She caught it and the second the book touched her hand it threw a young adult Tom out of Ginevra Weasley's body.
From Tom's word during his monologue it seems like he was taking young Ginevra's magic and soul to resurrect himself. However Yoru just simply touched the book and he became a physical person again. She then continued to taunt, yes taunt he-who-shall-not-be-names while Harry ran away with the young Weasley's passed out body. 
Once Harry Potter was gone Yoru suddenly shouted something about playing music then told the newly resurrected dark lord that was going to have a really bad time. 
Do you know what happens next the creature that was Petrifying the students shows ups and it is a gigantic basalisk. The Massive snake looks Yoru in the eyes. I was expecting the poor girl to die, however to my surprise the basilisk gets petrified.
It almost seems like one of those word chuck Norris jokes that muggles keep making. Anyway after that throughout the entire chamber of secrets you can hear  a song that echos in all the water tunnels. 
The chamber is secrets filled with smoke as these weird weapons or magic came into being and started firing lasers everywhere. The entire place looked like those laser light shows the muggles loved 20 years ago. Except the lasers were deadly, they disintegrated whatever they touched. The golden haired red eyed girl was giggling saying dance Tom dance while wherever the dark lord was previously standing was covered in scorch marks. It was the most terrifying dual I have ever seen.
Print reviewed by Madam Bones head of DMLE and Minster of Magic.
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"Harry's going to love this..." Sandstorm mutters 
"So why didn't you take me?" Lisa asks a little upset.
"It was supposed to be a Basilisk removal mission... not a fight Tom mission." Sandstorm says 
Sandstorm suddenly feels a few new pair of eyes on her. She looks up to see Madam Bones and Albus Dumbledore who waves for her to come over.
"At least miss Bones is the minister, I don't have to deal with puppet Fudge." Sandstorm mutters slipping  a note to Lisa and heading over to them.
What might the note say? Well it says Dumbledore has gone dark.

A genius programer named mike destined to die early at the age of 60 was hit by a truck.
We come to find him now a her as she became his video game character from the game  his 7 friends spent the past 10 years working on.
An now we can see the one of the most ridiculous existences explore the endless path and infinite cosmos. As the new reborn goddess Sandstorm begins her Odyssey.   


I have seen a lot of different anime and read several thousands of books at this point. I will probably take inspiration for things and not even know it especially since my naming sense is trash. 
I also want to say besides Fateoria, my Mc, and the people in Fareoria it is likely I will not own any of the other worlds or stories that my character will interact with.

After a second week of growing my [Stats], visiting my mother and leaving a little more money for them I went to the usual bar and received 2 cards this time around. One of those were from the country girl and the other one was from Margaret. I read the Margaret letter but I didn't understand so much of the contents of the letter. It was just a bunch of approving deals and making progress on certain law and all that. Maybe I need a helper with a good law background to help me understand this. Anyway, I don't see anything extremely important to me to keep it secret from The Thug Boss so I decided to inform him.

After I checked the information, I used another new agent from a barbershop, one barbershop that I never went in mind you. His job was to call the number from his shop to the number provided. The deal was 5 years for 20k, to save his barbershop it seems.

Not my problem that 20k only cover interest and not the full amount, he didn't ask for more and didn't want to spend more years. 

After the barber called the number and informed all the briefing, he would turn off the led sign outside his shop for the entire afternoon to let me know the call was completed.
I could check that across 7 blocks away with my binoculars.

After waiting a while on my way to the gym I received a call from Doug the Thug. Never gets old. He said "Our boss is very impressed with your information, we checked it out and it was all true. Thanks to you we can make a few deals knowing more about the changes that will come in the near future. I'm sending you your employee at night to your apartment... Just to let you know, this guy is pretty bad mouthed ...and word of advice, don't even think about delaying his payment or he will leave and make sure to let other guys know that you are a cheapskate. We will try this information for a month if it stays as reliable as before we can talk a new deal for expanding the network. Talk to you in a month, bye!"

I kept smiling just thinking about the awesome elite bodyguard that would arrive at my home tonight. I bet he will be buff like Arnold, tough like Chuck Norris, and faster than Bruce Lee! Oh man, I just can't wait. That morning I was so pumped I received many praises from my personal trainer. On the afternoon I performed better even stealing a light smile on my serious swimming professor.

Finally, I was skimming through the Portuguese book, in reality, I couldn't focus on the damn book. So when I heard someone ringing my bell I went faster than when the munchies arrived while I was high as fuck.

I opened the door and a tiny Asian dude greeted me and said: "You are Fargal right?"
I perplexed said "No, I'm Fergal. Why are you looking for me?"
He smiled and handed me a card "I'm your new bodyguard, please to meet you. I'm Lee, Hung Lee"

I stood frozen at the satire of bodyguard in front of me and read the card "Hung Lee, the only obstacle between you and a bullet" with a bullet in the middle of the card. Jesus what kind of idiot they send me.

I awkwardly smiled and said "Oh right, please come in Lee. Treat this as your home!"
He smiled and then said "Oh then you should take off your shoes, I don't permit people to use shoes at my house. For hygiene and security reasons."

I froze a little bit while forcing an awkward laugh and said "Yes, you are right. Is better to keep the house clean, maybe I should begin to embrace this custom!"

After we sat on the sofa and offered him a drink, he chooses a beer for my surprise, maybe I'm a little racist but I expected he asking me from a green tea. Anyway, after we sat and drink our respective drinks, I drank the protein shake that I prepared beforehand I asked:
"So what are your qualifications to protect me?"

He burped and said "Yeah I have more than enough. I was on the French Foreign Legion, the hardest and difficult army to join. Why? Because is full of criminals of all the countries of the world. Don't ask about my past crimes. I was on Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan and I saw enough shit to retire and become a private bodyguard for fat rich people like you. So yeah, I'm more than qualified to protect your sorry ass."

'Fat?! ME? Fuck you!'

I calmed my emotions, forced a smile and said "Yeah I can see that. Well, welcome abroad. How much is your payment anyway?"

He chugged the beer, burped and said "1 Million per year, and if you want more security personnel it has to be approved by me. I don't work with noobs."
 
I opened my eyes in shock and said, "Do you realize that even the biggest celebrities only pay $500,000 annually, per agent?" 

He calmly said "Oh? I didn't know that. Well now that you said that, I could take 3 of those flimsy boys by myself. So now my salary is $1.5 Million per year"

I facepalmed myself and thought 'You are an impostor of a God of Deals and you just gave him important information and leverage for free! Congratulations you played yourself, idiot!'

I laughed and after calming down I said "Of course! We can sign a contract right now and make it official!"

He smiled and said, "I previously prepared this contract, please read it and sign it!"

I took the contract and read it carefully, Jesus the cancelation fee of the contract is 5 more times than the contract itself. It seems that he is not very liked and many people decided to cancel the contract before the time. It makes sense, rich people like people who compliment them, not to insult them. I didn't care though if he can keep me safe and find capable people to do the same for my family he can insult me any time he wants.

I'm not that easy to anger, I think I only got angry 2 o 3 times in my life. Most of the times were when I was a teen and my hormones were pretty high and shouted to my mother. Gratefully my little brother was nothing like his older brother.

I didn't make him sign an Employee contract. Why? I didn't know what would happen if you drop a soldier in an unknown environment. You do know? I don't. And I'm not eager to find it out.  Besides my issue of a high chance of getting hurt if I send him there, I needed a disguise. I couldn't make a deal with him with my face right? I don't know if I can make a disguise good enough to make him not recognize me.

Sure I could use the whole "this is an illusion and this body is from your mind bla bla bla" but even then he would look at me with other eyes after that. He would not see me as an idiot rich man as I intended. Maybe I could just use my middle-age illusion on the <Dealer World> but still, I have some tics, tendencies or body language that could give away my true self. Too risky.

Why I intended that? Simple, I don't trust him enough to let him see my true face. 
Going back to business, we coordinate that he would come back tomorrow morning, that I should have my daily routine on paper already written for him by then. Yes, I have homework it seems. And this teacher would kick my ass if I don't deliver it.

All things considered, I finally got a good bodyguard and I could feel a little safer going to the bar and walking around. He didn't want to stay at the house with me but said that he would later be close enough if anything happened. That is a relief, I don't know how I would explain to Emily the appearance of an Asian dude sleeping on the sofa in the morning. It was a good thing that she was staying at a friend house sleeping tonight so she didn't saw or meeting.

With that though I fall to sleep thinking how good was life going for me now.

What could you do with the possibility of living forever? Would you refuse it and just die? Would you accept it and became evil or a merciful God? Of course, no deal is made to be fair. Join Fergal Parker in his adventures to explore his new ability!

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This is a novel inspired by the original novel in this site called "Life Merchant" by YoonTaeTifYuFeiMin. 

I remade this novel keeping the realistic part and cutting the fictional elf/orc/monsters stuff since for me it seemed unnecessary.

This novel focus on the way Fergal slowly but cautiously gains power thanks to his new ability.


* 1 Chapter/ Week. Minimum of 1200 words. (Maybe even more chapters if I have free time)

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With care and a bit slowly, Rowan made her way downstairs as the three girls rather caringly served her warm tea and a soft roll. "This will settle your stomach and at least warm it up a bit, hon," Bethanie said.

"Thanks," Rowan said as she drank the warm tea. 

"I'd lend you my stomach warmer," Silvia whispered. "But we aren't allowed to carry them around in class."

"Chauvinist pigs," Rowan growled.

"I think someone has a bit of a temper, this morning," Tiffany softly said.

"Really?" Rowan said as moisture for some unknown reason began to well up inside her chest. Wasn't enough that she was already dealing with so many things on her plate and now this?!

Tiffany gazes at Rowan in horror as Bethanie hurriedly smoothed things over. "What she means to say," Bethanie paused to shot Tiffany a glare. "That you're the same as usual just a bit tense. And it makes Prefect sense as it's the first day of the exams."

"Mm," Rowan sniffed as she blinked the moisture out of her eyes. Luckily, she didn't actually cry. "I bloody hate all of this!" Rowan grouchily muttered. "It's just not fair!"

"Of course, it isn't," Bethanie said with a sigh. "But that's life for you."

Silvia pours Rowan another cup of tea and says, "Now drink up, it'll help with the pain." Rowan obediently does as she is told as Severus and Terry come over to sit by them.

"You look a bit wane this morning, Rowan," Terry said. "You alright?"

"Don't I look alright?" Rowan snapped causing Terry to blink in surprise.

Bethanie hurriedly says, "She's just feeling a bit unwell today."

"Okay," Terry warily said as he gave Rowan a wide breach.

"Are you truly alright?" Severus worriedly asked.

Trying to keep all the swirling emotions inside her under control, Rowan takes a deep breath before answering, "I'm just not feeling very well this morning, Sev. I'll feel better after I stop by the infirmary."

Severus worriedly leans over and touches Rowan's face and says, "You don't have a temperature, but you seem a bit pale. A headache?"

"More like a stomachache," Silvia said under her breath.

"Did you eat something that made you ill?" Severus asked with a frown.

"No, but I wish," Rowan grumbled.

 Severus rather concerned said, "But will you have time to visit the infirmary before the exams today?"

"No, but it will have to wait until after," Rowan dejectedly replied.

A bit worried, Severus whispers to Bethanie, "Is that really true? I've never known Rowan to get sick much less at stomachache."

"Trust us, it's true," Tiffany softly pipped in.

Severus keeps a wary eye on Rowan throughout breakfast and as they came their way up to the swelter hot classroom where their written papers were to be taken. They had all been given special, new quills for the exams, which had been bewitched with an Anti-Cheating spell. Normally, the heat would have been an annoyance, but the warmth actually felt nice on her stomach. But still, the terrible cramps didn't go away as she kept herself from hunching over the desk in pain.

Rowan didn't quite remember what she wrote towards the end of the exam and frankly, she didn't care as long as she was excused. Being one of the first ones done, she rushed out of the room and weakly made her way down the long winding corridors and stairs to the infirmary. Not too far off from the infirmary, Rowan lets out a gasp as a pail of cold icy water is poured onto her.

Glaring, Rowan raises her gaze to meet the snickering form of Peeves. Sticking his tongue at her, Peeves leers, "Now you're all wet!"

An icy look enters Rowan's eyes as a dark smile appears on her face. "Then we should even the odds, don't you think?" Rowan growled and before Peeves can react, she points her wand at him, "Skurge!" Peeves let out a pig squeal and darts away as though his arse was on fire.

"I should have done that since the beginning," Rowan mumbled to herself as she pointed her wand at herself and muttered, the Hot-Air charm, a neat little spell learned from Wilkes. At the thought of Wilkes, Rowan tenses as a billow of hot air poured out of her wand and began to swiftly dry her hair and clothes. Trying to relax, she is caught unawares as a painful sneeze, almost causes her to kneel over in pain as her stomach painfully clenched.

Holding onto the wall now, Rowan tiredly makes her way to the infirmary to see the billows of Madam Pomfrey's dress appear before her. "Oh dear," Madam Pomfrey said. And without even needing to ask her, she says, "Have a seat, my dear, I'll have you right as rain in just a minute."

Gratefully Rowan climbs onto the bed and curls up into a fetal position trying to put alleviate some of the pain. Soon after, Madam Pomfrey appears with a peppermint smelling draught. "This will take away the aching pain and the swelling," Madam Pomfrey said. With great pleasure, Rowan downs the peppermint tasting potion as soon after a warm feeling begins to spread in her stomach as the pain fades away to a dull ache.

"I've made a few more for you as well," Madam Pomfrey said as she showed Rowan a few vials. 

"Just make sure to take one per day, no more," Madam Pomfrey firmly instructed. "And should you run out, just bring back the vials to be refilled, I always keep some handy just in case."

"Thank you," Rowan sincerely said as Madam Pomfrey said, "T'was my pleasure, my dear, that's what I'm here for. Now, you just rest for the moment and have a bit of a nap. The dosage I gave you was a bit stronger than the norm and you'll get a tad sleepy. I'll let your Professors know in advance just in case you should arrive late to the next exam."

Rowan sleepily nods her head as Madam Pomfrey gently tucks her in and closes the curtains. After a nice, long nap, Rowan yawned awake and blinked away the sleep. Feeling so much better now, she climbs out of bed and carefully places the vials in her pocket. Grabbing a handful of sweets, she makes her way back upstairs to the exams.

To her bad luck, Rowan comes across Filch in his rounds. "And just what are you doing out of exams, Miss Prince?" Argus Filch eagerly said as his bulging pale eyes flickered with glee. "Trying to cheat, no doubt."

"No, sir," Rowan truthfully answered. "I was in the infirmary as I had a rather terrible stomachache." Reaching into her pocket, she holds out several vials filled with a silver, greenish potion within.

Not yet quite the hunched man of the future nor rheumatic, Filch darts forward and snatches the vial out of her hand. Carefully uncorking it, he brings the vial to his rather pasty face. While Filch studies her potion, Rowan studies him. His sunken cheeks denote his lack of sleep with graying, thin hair. He does have a bit of purple nose, but not quite as violet as in the future. And though slender, he still seems to have some life into him as his clothes don't yet seem quite yet as patched nor quite the smell of mothballs nor of mold.

Corking the draught, Filch reluctantly returns the vial and says, "Now off to exams! No, sneaking about!"

"Yes, sir," Rowan said, but not before asking, "But may I give Mrs. Norris a pat on the head?"

"What?" Filch said in disbelief.

"Well, I thought she was always a lovely creature, but given that she was always on duty, I've never had a chance too. I thought maybe since you're here with her, you might let me for a minute or two," Rowan requested.

Filch eyes Rowan for a moment and says, "Fine, but only for a minute."

Gently kneeling onto the ground, Rowan holds her hand out for Mrs. Norris to sniff before rubbing the cat's soft spots. Not even a minute later, Mrs. Norris was softly purring as a gentle look appeared in Filch's eyes. Clearing his throat much to the disappointment of Mrs. Norris, Flinch gruffly says, "Now off you go."

"Thank you, sir," Rowan said, before giving Mrs. Norris one last pat, before hurrying off to the exams.

Argus Flinch sniffs and says, "I suppose there's even one good apple in a rotten barrel." Mrs. Norris meows in agreement as the two stomped off in search of unwary students. And lo behold, they did not need search far before encountering an unsuspecting prey.

Before there ever was a boy that ever lived in a cupboard on Four Privet Drive, there was a similar boy in a far worse home that lived on Spinner’s End. We all know the tale of that abused boy who grew up to become a bitter spy. But not all tales end the same for in the many parallel worlds that exist in the universe there are far better endings, and equally as many worse ones. This is a tale of one such condemned universe that for better or for worse chooses to change its own fate.

(All rights to the Harry Potter world and characters belong solely to J. K. Rowling. However, I do claim creative fanfiction rights. Please do not post my fanfiction elsewhere without my express permission. This work will also be partially hosted at RoyalRoad, Wattpadd, and Archive.)

Takashi began to think of a solution to this problem, without doctors what could help him make the medicine.


 "Hospital Library" idea emerged in the mind of Takashi and began the search for the hospital library, after a little research found the library on the far second floor of the hospital.


 Chuck Chuck


 The sound of stirring paper can be heard inside the library.


 A day passed and Takashi still reads the books. He did not know anything about medicine.


 On the second day Takashi finally found the disease, his eyes were swollen and red with a lot of reading and a strong emphasis on words.


 "Influenza poisoning is an infectious disease caused by water pollution. If one drinks from this water, one loses vitality and begins to turn blood and skin into violet under intolerable intense pain that spreads in areas that are poisoned, when the whole body becomes violet, the victim dies."


 Takashi continued reading "The medicine to treat this disease is to combine the gray star grass with the green grass of life and turn green apples into a liquid…" Many medicinal herbs that Takashi did not understand and did not care about were mentioned.


 He looked for the herb actor form in the book and began to dig up the forest in search of him.


 After half a day Takashi managed to collect the herbs; he began to apply the instructions of the book and grinded the herbs in the order, accuracy and quantity in the book.


 Takashi was careful and Accurate in this process.


 "Finally I made it ... I made the medicine, is it what doctors feel when making medicines?" Takashi ignored his feeling and hurried towards the villagers.


 When he entered Agouza's house and found her dead, violet color swept her entire body and a painful expression appeared on her face.


 Sadly, though, this was an illusion, Takashi really wanted to save the grandmother, who closed her eyes and began to look for people who were still resisting the disease.


 Takashi entered a house after house and gave the medicine to the patients and then moved to the next house.


 The next day Takashi roamed the entire village and managed to deliver the medicine to all patients who were fighting against the disease.


 A few days later, the residents improved and thanked Takashi for his generosity.


 "Thank you, dear, for saving our lives," a middle-aged man who appears to be the leader of this village sincerely thanked Takashi.


 "Thank you, we will never forget this favor for the rest of our lives," he said.


 Praise and thanks to Takashi, who became embarrassed. "It's okay, it's my duty, any good person would have done the same," he said.


 "What do you say, young man , good people like you are so rare in this world, they are on the brink of extinction," the old man said with sadness.


 Takashi wanted to refute him, but the old man's words were real and there was no way to oppose him.


 [Green forest test finished]

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