Chapter 37: Ascension To Dapper
did u know never to stand under a cows udders during a lightning storm just in case lightning turns the milk into Skegness?? the wenius Wang was aware of this. this is the knowledge they recieved from comprehending the 4th dimension and beginning their ascent into the 5th.
me pee me cream I am a dustbin lid, mr Gloybraith was nowhere to be seen so jewsus thanked the wenius Wang, bowing down to them for helping him in his hardest and most moist times say "Tree sap gang, say whatever u want I give u" say "up Ur bum!"
the genius gang lick the clouds and make a snowball in the clouds bathtub boy quickly gives Jos cot two balloons in which he inflated them and put them under his clothes to be utilised as breasts! reec shook his head "how immature" say "not big enough!" damn! "can I have a go??"
The entire universe stood on top of a Cessna 169 doing an aileron roll and quickly did it to them exclaim "we are sorry wenius Wang for thinking that u swore!" but the magnanimous anti bacterial gang only waved their hands go and say
"anger by milk; calmed by sauce."
A heavenly light pierced through the darkness of Jos cots mum's burnt onion bhaji and shone onto the genius gang portraying them as deity like figures, however, Jos cot willingly stepped out!
"Jos cot were you not liked by Skegness official??" reec laff say "FCOUTAHER" HES SO AMGERY but Jos cot shake head and eats Dettol wipes.
"Unfortunately, I can't ascend yet,
I wait for my cheese and pesto pasta,
For in this realm is still my crew of skets,
Many days I train to be the master
I look at the sky to gaze at the clouds,
The solitary sun shines with a gleam,
With my desires masked within many shrouds,
When the creamy creams coming out the seams,
So remember me in your memories,
It won't be too long before I come back,
And when you get the desire to pee,
I may forever reside within your sacks,
Because I wish untill the day I die,
I can rest easy and watch bentai..."
what?
bathtub boy and reec aloe Vera nod, say "time is merely another axis, to you, many paths of time will be one to us in the fifth dimension, and many dapper opportunities shall come. suckurmum up your bum twist it around till it feels like chewing gum!" the two become Tesco's meal discount vouchers and are carried upwards by the beam as the entire universe watch, peeing with all their might to appraise this glory.
meanwhile, Mr bumgate's checks in his pockets "where are you??
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