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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

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Author: ImmenseEgg

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In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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BigNiceSauce

I loved it. It made me cry, it made me laugh, it made me pee. It is the best novel I ever read. Only People with any person with cognition function would understand this. If you can Read and not Illiterate please rate the highest rating and make it the best novel on ***.webnovel.com.

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BigNiceSauce

Rate 5 STARS if you got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! big bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

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Stephen_Hawking

I enjoyed it. I wish I could write like this. this is what made me want to do science and look at stars and planets. this story was made in 1912. and it discovered the black hole.

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Bigboymilk

I found a mobile g*me on my son’s phone, he and his friends have all been punished My son (13M) was recently given his own iPhone 11 meant only for contacting me, his mother, and his friends. Today, I found a disgusting g*me on his phone called something like “Mindcraft”. I immediately deleted the app and threw his phone in the trash. I later found remains from a Satanic ritual he performed in his bedroom, and I am certain this “Minekraft” controlled his mind. He was also watching a terrible g*ming show on YouTube called “PewDieGuy” which I have now blocked. He is no longer able to leave his room, and I’ve contacted all his friends’ parents about this, it seems like this g*me is an epidemic. They, too, are all being punished as well. I am very disappointed and I don’t think he will see the light for a long time.

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ImmenseEgg

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BigNiceSauce

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BigNiceSauce

This book is the best book I've read! I've been peeing on this book and read it with respect and proud. I've read this book since the big bang. I can't wait for the first year anniversary of The Scrummy Bummy Lore in 26th of March 2020. I wonder what it'll be like but I don't have 20 20 vision LOL XD 🤔🤔😢😢 JOS COTT's Sonnet made me cry and watch hentai hentai hentai 😣😣😱😱😵😵😳😳😢😢😭😭😭😭💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

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BigNiceSauce

I love it so much. It made me at the intense moments and sad moments. This Tale of Logic has inspire me to drink water aqua. Thanks 👌😎👌😢💦💦

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SausageBoy

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