Chapter 496: Long Distance Relations, Part 1

Rise and shines were almost always usually followed up by breakfast and drinks, plus maybe a warm, or hot, or dare I say it even a cold shower depending on one's preferences - I ain't here to judge. 

But I suppose we can all unanimously agree that the first few steps you take emerging back from deep sleep don't usually involve giving an entire point-by-point summarization of yesterday's escapades over video call to your private, personal detective succubus lady… but just what is usual any more in my life, right? 

Pointing out every single absurdity is just getting real stale at this point, I should probably stop already. Ain't like this was gonna be the last time anywho.

Irene shifted locations as she listened on, taking continuous sporadic sips of her mug which I have a rousing suspicion should have been depleted a long time before given how many times she's wrapped her lips around it.