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Chapter 483: Sometimes I Want to Have a Dessert After a Meal!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 483 Sometimes I Want to Have a Dessert After a Meal!

[Then, we will begin the third match!]

The host's voice sounded again with the sound of the gong.

Gintoki and Seimei were also attracted by the host's voice and looked up.

[And since the first and second matches ended in a draw, the third match will settle the battle.]

Along with the host's voice, a square boxing ring slowly rose up on the arena.

[A contest involving a 4 on 4 Tag Team Mystic Shoot Death Match. We must fight until one side is completely destroyed! The fight will continue until one side is destroyed!]

At this time, Gintoki and Seimei did not hesitate at all. And with a determined face, they climbed up to the arena step by step.

The two of them jumped off while holding on to the ropes of the boxing ring. After a handsome and crisp jump, Seimei landed steadily, while Gintoki screamed because the ropes tripped him and fell face-first to the floor.

"Go! Gin-chan! Siscon!" Kagura, who was still chewing on a big piece of greasy barbecue, shouted at the arena with a slurred voice, "Send these clouds! Send this rain! Flying away!"

Ignoring Seimei's speechless and slightly disdainful gaze, Gintoki patted the dust off his body as if nothing had happened after calmly getting up. If not for the nosebleed that was still oozing out, perhaps he would have been fooled by his incomparably serious eyes.

At the same time, the Shirino Onmyoji who were watching from all sides cheered, as if they were really spectators of a WWE match.

"Um, can you order some dessert?" Kawaki burped and rubbed his bloated belly. He looked at Yasunori, who was picking his teeth with satisfaction, "Hey, I've already treated you to such a delicious barbecue. Don't be so stingy."

"Burp~ Um, please wait a moment." After burping, Yasunori stood up and looked at the white bones on the ground in front of him. He once again revealed a look of grief as he said, "Before that, please let me personally bury Yashamaru and send him on his last journey."

"That, excuse me," Kagura raised her hand and shouted, "Can I bring these bones back? I have a very big dog at home. I feel that these bones are very suitable as Sadaharu's teeth stick!"

"If that's the case, then please bring all of them back!" A hint of joy flashed through Yasunori's eyes.

"Hey, weren't you just so grief-stricken that you wanted to send your family for the last time?" Kawaki ridiculed with a face full of contempt, "Why are the "remains" of the family members given away so simply now? Did you just laugh? You definitely laughed, right? Is it because you don't have to clean up these bones and smile happily?"

"Don't make such a joke!" Yasunori glared with his big red eyes, "What do you know about Yashamaru?! Do you know how much he likes humans?! If his bones can help humans...pets after death, he will definitely be very happy! This is his last wish!"

"Well, as long as you are happy," Kawaki said casually, then waved his hand, "Anyway, hurry up and bring the dessert."

"Will Parfait do?" Yasunori asked tentatively.

"No, no, no. My stomach can't take that kind of thing anymore," Kawaki waved his hand and refused. Then he glanced at the host on the stage, "Wasn't there that Pandemonium or something just now? It looks pretty good. Just take out a few dozen or a hundred of them."

"Eh?!" Yasunori and Kagura exclaimed in shock at the same time.

"Little Uncle, do you really want to eat something like that-aru?!" Kagura opened her mouth wide and looked at Kawaki with a face full of horror.

"That's Shikigami's dessert! Humans can't do it, right?!" Yasunori advised kindly, "Is it parfait? How about chocolate? Chestnut ones are fine, too."

"Didn't you just say it? The uglier the thing, the better it tastes," Kawaki glanced at Kagura indifferently, "Hey, hurry up and take it out for me."

"There's no other way. Since it's the guest's request, there's nothing I can do." As he spoke, Yasunori took out a paper doll that could summon a Shikigami. He bit his thumb and pressed it against the abdomen of the paper doll. He shouted, "Hello, Pandemonion delivery!"

Ding dong ding dong!

"Hello, how many?" A female voice sounded from the paper doll.

"The more, the better," Kawaki waved his hand impatiently, "Hurry up."

"Yes! Pandemonion Delivery, delivered immediately!"

As soon as the voice of the paper doll faded, the paper doll exploded with a bang, and smoke rose up in all directions. Then, a beautiful woman holding a huge plate full of Pandemonium appeared.

The woman was dressed in a luxurious red silk yukata. She has a powerful figure, a beautiful face, and is full of charm. Her long hair is like ink and hangs naturally behind her. On the woman's head, there were vague shadows of fox ears and several tails flashing behind her. What was even more incredible was that the woman seemed to be shrouded in an inexplicable and sacred aura.

"Pandemonion's delivery has arrived, little one will take her leave."

After putting down the plate, the woman bowed to Kawaki and was about to leave.

"Wait for me!" Kawaki suddenly called out to stop the Shikigami.

Hearing this, the woman's eyes flashed with excitement. She raised her head and looked at Kawaki with some anticipation.

'Re-Remember?' the woman thought.

"Well, you haven't received the money yet," Kawaki said, pointing at Yasunori, "Just ask him for it."

A vein popped up on the woman's forehead, and she turned to glance at Yasunori.

"Oh, I almost forgot," Yasunori reacted and quickly took out his wallet from his chest. He counted out a few Shikigami-specific coins and handed them to the woman.

After the woman reached out to take the currency, she turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.

"Hey? Where's the invoice? Why did she leave without issuing an invoice this time?" Yasunori asked in puzzlement, "Speaking of which, this is the first time I've seen this woman. Is she a new employee?"

Kawaki supported his chin with one hand and sat cross-legged on the ground. His expression was slightly solemn as he quietly looked at the dozens of clearly still alive Pandemonium on the big plate in front of him.

After a few seconds, Kawaki made up his mind. He stretched out his right hand and grabbed a Pandemonium whose entire body was covered in disgusting mucus. Without much thought, he tore it in half. Then, he lowered his head, closed his eyes, and began to eat in large mouthfuls.

Looking at Kawaki's appearance, Kagura swallowed her saliva. She was bursting with curiosity and tried to imitate Kawaki's movements. She stretched out her small hand, suppressed her nausea, and grabbed a Pandemonium.

However, before Kagura could copy Kawaki's next step and tear Pandemonium into two, Shinpachi's voice suddenly came from behind Kagura.

"Pan...Pandemonium-san..." Shinpachi widened his eyes and looked at the Pandemonium in Kagura's hands in disbelief. "Why... why..."

In Shinpachi's fantasy...

"This is..." In Kagura's hand, Pandemonium-san looked at Shinpachi with tears in her eyes.

"Just now... she clearly disappeared in front of me..." Shinpachi murmured, "Why... why did she appear again..."

"Shi... Shinpachi-kun..." Pandemonium-san rubbed her insect hands, her eyes gleaming and evasive.

"Pandemonium-san..." Finally, Shinpachi no longer hesitated. His face was filled with the joy of reunion as he rushed straight towards Kagura, "Pandemonium-san——!"

"Shinpachi-kun——" As she shouted, she spread out all her insect hands, waiting for Shinpachi to arrive.

However, just as Shinpachi's hand was about to touch her, Kagura had already finished Kawaki's second step, which was to tear the Pandemonium into two halves from the middle.

"Bastard!" Shinpachi stared with his red eyes filled with tears of sadness. He could not stop his tears and shook Kagura's shoulder crazily, "Why——?! Do you want me to kill you?! Pandemonium-san...Give me Pandemonium-san!!"

Kagura was completely unmoved. She narrowed her eyes and imitated Kawaki as she stuffed the Pandemonium into her mouth and chewed.

At this time, Kawaki, who had just finished eating, suddenly turned around and vomited.

In less than two seconds, Kagura also turned around and vomited.

'It's not enough...there's still the last bit left...' After vomiting, Kawaki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth. Then, he grabbed a Pandemonium again and repeated his actions.

After vomiting, Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth. Looking at Kawaki who looked like this, although she really wanted to say something, in the end, she gave up. Kagura could see that Kawaki was willing, willing to force himself to do this kind of thing for a purpose that only he knew.

Sighing lightly and shaking her head, Kagura said in her heart, 'Little Uncle is really pitiful~' After that, she turned her eyes to the boxing ring.

At this time, Gedoumaru had also entered the match. The third match was about to begin.

[The contest will follow a ten-count rule.] The host shouted to the two teams who had arrived, [Each side can only have one tag team inside the ring. Otherwise, use a slap to trade places.]

"Hmph," Douman looked at Seimie in front of him and snorted, "Seimei, this world doesn't need two men with the title of greatest Onmyoji. Let's end it now. The long struggle between Shirino and Ketsuno. A spiral of fate that's been lined with hate..."

[Now let the match begin!] Before Douman could finish speaking, the host on the side interrupted and announced loudly.

Clang!!

The gong for the match to start sounded.

"Wait, I was still talking," Douman hurriedly said, "Did I take too long? Should I have gone with something more compact?"

"Douman-sama! Please eradicate those hateful Ketsuno! Start the glorious era of our Shirino clan!"

An idiot Shirino on the viewing platform shouted.

"Go on! Gin-chan! Siscon!" Kagura raised her fist and shouted at the stage.

As for Shinpachi... At this time, he is holding Pandemonium-san(in fantasy) while telling one after another disgusting love words with a very disgusting expression.


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Chapter 484: It’s Better Not to Force Yourself!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 484 It's Better Not to Force Yourself!

As for Kawaki, he kept repeating the process of picking up - tearing - eating - vomiting with his head down and face expressionless the entire time.

On the side, Kagura selectively ignored the two of them, because... they both looked quite disgusting. However, compared to Kawaki's self-abuse, Shinpachi's behavior was even more disgusting in Kagura's eyes.

On the boxing ring, Douman turned around and looked at the bald and bearded man behind him outside the ropes, who looked more like a hotel chef than an Onmyoji.

"I'll let someone else warm you up. Soan, show them a thing or two.

As soon as Douman finished speaking, he was kicked in the face by Gintoki, who was flying over and roaring.

After a scream, Douman was kicked to the ground.

[Oh! Team Ketsuno has launched the first attack!] Looking at Gintoki, who was eagerly walking towards the fallen Douman, the host started to explain.

Before Douman could react, Gintoki had already arrived in front of him. Riding on Douman, he punched him in the face again and again.

"Wait... Too soon! Ah!" Douman said while being beaten, "I haven't summoned my Shikigami... Ah!"

"I'll beat the crap out of you before you can use your funny magic!" Gintoki shouted, "You wimps can't beat me in a physical brawl!"

"Douman-sama! Touch! Touch! Quick, touch me!" Soan, who was outside the boxing ring, stretched out his right hand toward Douman, who was still receiving heavy punches from Gintoki.

Seeing this, Douman hurriedly stretched out his hand in the direction behind him.

However, just when Douman was full of joy and thought that he could finally escape, a ruthless foot heavily trampled Douman's hand to the ground and made him unable to move.

"Ah——!!" Douman screamed in pain.

It was Gedoumaru! Gedoumaru, who was paired with Gintoki!

"Oops, I accidentally stepped on poop."

[Wow! Gedoumaru isn't letting Douman escape!]

At this time, Gintoki stood up from the body of Douman who had lost the ability to resist. Then, Gedoumaru picked Douman up and turn pointed his ass to Gintoki.

Looking at a certain part of Douman's back, Gintoki's face darkened and he said coldly, "Hey you... I hear you're Ana Ketsuno's ex-husband. If you're her ex-husband, that means..."

"You've done this and that..." Gintoki put his hands together and clasped his fingers tightly as he spoke, leaving only his index fingers pointing upward.

Gintoki's eyes unconsciously glowed red, and then he fiercely poked his index finger into Douman's ass.

"And all kinds of weather phenomena with her! Is that it? Huh?"

"Ah——!" Douman screamed again.

All kinds of thunderstorm warnings?!" Gintoki pulled out his finger and used the One Thousand Years of Death again.

"Oh——!!"

"All kinds of flood warnings?!" As I shouted, Gintoki used the One Thousand Years of Death once again.

"Woo——!!"

After three One Thousand Years of Death, Douman fell to the ground.

"Gintoki-sama, now is your chance." Gedoumaru timely reminded, and at the same time pulled out the huge club behind her.

"Right on! Time to finish this!" Gintoki, who was carrying Douman on his shoulder, stood on the corner pillar and pointed at Gedoumaru. Then, he jumped up forcefully and aimed Douman's ass at the club in Gedoumaru's hand. At the same time, he shouted, "Ketsuno Secret Technique: Ass Bomber!!"

Bang!

Douman, who was still in the air, heavily hit the top of the club in Gedoumaru's hand with his ass. This time Doman couldn't even scream.

[An explosive deadly attack!] The host exclaimed.

"Woo..." Douman opened his mouth wide, and could only let out a painful groan from his throat.

"This time, Contestant Douman's defeat is certain..."

As soon as the host finished speaking, Douman, who was in Gintoki's arms, suddenly turned into an illusion and disappeared.

"Eh? Disappeared..." Before he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly fell rapidly downwards as his support disappeared.

With a bang, Gintoki screamed, becoming the second victim of ass bomber after Douman!

Below the stage, Seimei and Kagura instantly became expressionless.

After landing, Gintoki held his buttocks and rolled on the boxing ring in pain.

"Ah, sorry, Gintoki-sama." Gedoumaru raised her hand and casually said.

"Heh..." Douman snorted, "A bunch of idiots, did you fall under my spell?"

Standing on the boxing pillar, Douman opened the fan in his hand and sneered at Gintoki, "Can't you tell? You were fighting a mere illusion I created! I haven't moved a single step from this spot. You can't even touch me, much less hurt me."

"Erm..." Off to the side, seeing the blood constantly flowing down from Douman's ass, Soan couldn't help but remind him, "Douman-sama, something is dripping from your ass..."

"It's not what you think," The corner of Douman's eyes twitched unconsciously, and he explained, "This is just chronic hemorrhoids."

Everyone present, "..."

"It is true!" Douman quickly argued, "What's with that look? Ah! Okay, fine! I'll show you then! I'll show you my perfect hemorrhoids as proof!"

[Contestant Douman used an illusion, but he appears to have suffered severe damage to his anus.] The host explained the reason ruthlessly.

"Finish them off while I put some medicine on my ass," Douman reminded and high-fived Soan, "The enemy is on its last legs. Finish off the small fry and draw Seimei out."

With that, Douman walked off the stage.

"I summoned you! Bontenmaru!" Soan took out a paper doll that could summon a Shikigami and shouted.

As soon as Soan finished speaking, a red-skinned Shikigami wearing armor and holding a huge samurai sword appeared behind him.

Seeing this, Gedoumaru reminded Gintoki, who was still rolling on the ground, "Gintoki-sama, please get yourself together. You're going to be killed if you don't do something. Anything I can do?""

Gintoki adjusted his posture and knelt on the ground, still trembling. His hands were still tightly covering his lower part.

"M-My balls... A hernia..." Gintoki's voice trembled as he painfully said, "Push them back... Back down to their original throne..."

As he spoke, Gintoki directly laid down, "Back down... please..."

Gedoumaru came to Gintoki's side and crouched down, saying, "This is not the time for you making jokes. Will hitting your back work?"

After saying that, Gedoumaru reached out her hand and gently knocked on Gintoki's waist.

"That's right... that's right, please, hurry..."

Hearing this, Gedoumaru directly stood up, pulled out the club from her back, raised it high, and then smashed it heavily on Gintoki's waist without hesitation.

"Come back!"

Boom!!!

After a loud noise, everyone present showed no expression on their faces. Of course, apart from Shinpachi, who had his Pandemonium-san snatched away. At this time, Shinpachi had obviously lost his mind. While shouting, he continued to shake Kawaki's shoulders.

Of course, no matter who saw their girlfriend being torn into two halves by the people around them and stuffed into their mouths and then turned into a mosaic after chowing and vomiting it, they would all be like Shinpachi.

"How is the situation?"

After turning the last Pandemonium into mosaic vomit, Kawaki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and came to Kagura's side. Looking at the scene on the stage, he asked Kagura who was at the side.

"I don't know, but Gin-chan's balls don't seem to be in a good state," Kagura replied with an expressionless face.

'Although it's a bit stupid, it's really a good method...' Seimei glanced at Kawaki and thought at the same time.

"How about you, Little Uncle? Did you remember anything-aru?" Kagura turned to look at Kawaki beside her, "And where did Shinpachi go?"

"No, I'm still missing the last bit." Kawaki shrugged, "As for Shinpachi. He is burying his first kiss partner outside."

At this time, on the stage, Gintoki struggled to get up and scolded, "How far were you trying to push it back down to?!

"Well, I had to deliver an equivalent shock, right?" Gedoumaru replied indifferently.

"You were going to push my life before you pushed back my balls..." Gintoki knelt on the ground and rubbed his lower back, his face full of pain as he said, "Are you trying to beat me to death?"

Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt something. He raised his head and let out a puzzled voice, "Huh? Hold on a second. Isn't this..."

Gintoki looked at his lower body with cold sweat dripping down, "Rather than pushing back my balls..."

As he spoke, two mosaic gold balls rolled out from the bottom of Gintoki's pants.

"... my balls are rolling around down the floor! "

"Well, should I retort this?" Kawaki twitched the corner of his eyes and pointed at Gintoki on the stage. He looked at Kagura and said, "This should be retorted, right? No matter how you look at it, this thing should be retorted, right?"

"Little uncle, you don't have to force yourself to retort-aru." Kagura patted Kawaki on the shoulder and said seriously.

"What should we do about this?" Gintoki looked at the two mosaic gold balls under his feet. He held his head and shouted a little crazily, "Put them back! Hurry up and put them back!"

"I'm busy now," Gedoumaru, who was exchanging blows with Bontenmaru, said without turning her head, "Seimei, requesting backup."

"Tsk, there's no other way." After saying that, Seimei closed his eyes and raised his left index finger and middle finger.

Then, everyone found that the two mosaic gold balls on the ground suddenly emitted a golden light and flew into Gintoki's clothes, returning to their throne.


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