A F**ked Up Reincarnation

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said,

"Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!"

"Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent.

"As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver."

"501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face.

The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—"

"501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady.

One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!"

The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him.

The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..."

The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!"

The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!"

*Satoshi*

Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died...

Additional tag: Parody