Chapter 214: This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [214] [100 PS]
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Luo Qing glanced at the canned knowledge in his hand, then at Theresa, whose face was flushed red, her knees pressed tightly together.
He had a pretty good idea of what was in it…
But to confirm, he'd have to inspect it himself.
After a few moments of hesitation, he began absorbing the knowledge.
In the blink of an eye, vivid scenes flooded his mind.
He and Theresa, in the living room, the bedroom, the bathroom—even the balcony…
An intense, unrestrained, passionate battle lasting eight hundred rounds.
It was absurd.
"..."
Luo Qing frowned and turned to Theresa.
"Where did you learn all these positions?"
"Hehe…"
Theresa assumed Luo Qing was praising her and shyly lowered her head.
"As long as you like it, my lord..."
"..."
Luo Qing was at a loss for words, unsure how to communicate with his zealous subordinate.
"Well, customer? The device works as advertised, right?"
Dori rubbed her hands together eagerly.
Though she was young, the earlier conversation—and Theresa's suggestive outfit—made it pretty clear what kind of "knowledge" had been stored.
If she could sell something like that herself, she could fetch a premium price.
"It works..." Luo Qing nodded, his feelings mixed.
The canned knowledge felt as real as if he had lived it. Those moments with Theresa...
"Hehe, if there's no problem..."
Dori extended her small hand toward Luo Qing with a businesslike grin.
"Let's shake on it. I look forward to working with you again!"
"Mm."
Luo Qing gave her a quick handshake, and Dori wasted no time slinging her oversized backpack over her shoulders and hurrying out the door.
This place was too dangerous for a cute little merchant like her.
Better safe than sorry.
"..."
"She sure can run fast."
Luo Qing glanced at the door, then at the extraction device on the table.
He recalled the time he and Nahida experimented with dreams. In the dream world, he could access a computer and revisit everything he had ever experienced—every anime frame, every novel passage, even those risqué…
Well, he didn't search for those in front of Nahida.
He had only tested it with something like Yosuga no Sora.
If he could turn everything from his dreams into canned knowledge and sell it...
Luo Qing felt like he'd stumbled upon a goldmine for generating frustration points.
I wonder if Sumeru scholars and citizens would be into sibling love.
Maybe sprinkle in some shocking bull drama…
But then another problem arose: how could he extract dream content into the real world?
While he mulled it over, a sudden weight pressed down on his lap.
Luo Qing looked up to find Theresa perched on him again, arms wrapped around his neck.
"My lord…" Theresa whispered in his ear.
"All those positions you just saw? I've already practiced them all~."
"...?"
Luo Qing was momentarily speechless.
What was it like to have a subordinate utterly obsessed with seducing you?
Then again, if this had happened to the Luo Qing from his previous life, he would have laughed himself awake from sheer happiness.
"No one's going to interrupt us now, my lord~," Theresa murmured, her voice silky as she leaned against him.
"My lord, take me, won't you?
"I don't care about status or titles.
"It can just be our little secret.
"Whenever you want… I'm always ready~."
Even if all Luo Qing desired was her body, she wouldn't mind as long as she could stay by his side.
"..."
Luo Qing struggled to respond.
Theresa's words revealed a complete lack of pride or reservation.
What did I ever do to deserve this?
"Aren't you afraid you'll regret this?"
"Of course I am," Theresa said, pouting slightly.
"But I'm more afraid of you leaving me behind..."
"..."
"...Fine."
Luo Qing sighed, muttering under his breath:
"Word's too big. Bear with me."
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It was a night of long-awaited relief, a night of unbridled passion.
As Theresa had claimed, she had indeed prepared well.
Luo Qing found that with just a glance, Theresa seemed to know exactly what to do next.
The experience was… overwhelmingly satisfying.
However, like Makoto before her, Theresa's stamina paled in comparison to Luo Qing's.
By the latter half of the night, she had fallen asleep in his arms, completely exhausted.
Lying on the bed, Luo Qing reflected on how he had met Theresa.
Had he not arrived when he did, she might have perished during Childe's Osial incident.
Who would have thought that this usually wild and scatterbrained girl would be so devoted—and still a virgin?
When he first met her, he had assumed she was the type to play around and have a different guy every night.
After some thought, fatigue began to creep in. Pulling Theresa closer, Luo Qing gently cradled her.
Before drifting off, his gaze landed on the extraction device.
Suddenly reminded of his plans, he reached for it, placing it on his head.
His vision blurred, and the boundary between reality and dreams dissolved.
When his awareness reassembled, he found himself back in his bedroom.
"This…"
"So dreaming always brings me back here, huh..."
Luo Qing was surprised.
This was his third time in this dreamscape.
Weren't dreams supposed to be illogical and fragmented?
Looking around, he noticed Nahida was absent.
It seemed she wasn't interested in visiting his dream tonight.
"Hmm, perfect timing."
Luo Qing hurried to his computer, pulling up the search engine.
He typed in keywords enthusiastically.
"School Days... Yosuga no Sora... No, too sweet. I can't spoil them. Let's try something else… Clannad. Yeah, that'll work."
Familiar anime scenes populated his browser, but a new issue quickly surfaced.
He could access the content—but how was he supposed to extract it into canned knowledge?
He was still dreaming!
As he pondered this, a familiar voice broke the silence.
"Luo Qing, why are you up so late?"
He turned to see Nahida sitting on his bed.
With a light hop, she leapt to the floor.
"I had some urgent business to take care of," Luo Qing replied.
"Business?" Nahida tilted her head in curiosity.
"Yeah, the kind that'll explode if left undone."
"Explode…?"
Nahida didn't quite understand but decided not to press further. Luo Qing often said strange things, and she had learned to shrug it off.
Her attention shifted to the computer screen.
"Hmm? Luo Qing, what's this?"
"Ah?"
Luo Qing glanced at the screen.
Fortunately, the anime covers looked innocuous enough, betraying none of their deeper content.
"These," Luo Qing said, placing a solemn hand on Nahida's shoulder, "are highly educational stories from my past life."
"Nahida, could I ask you for a favor?"
"Hmm?"
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T/N: I like Yosuga no Sora!
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Chapter 215: This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [215] [200 PS]
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Nahida averted her eyes shyly under Luo Qing's direct gaze.
"Help me activate my canned knowledge extraction device! Please!" Luo Qing said earnestly.
"Huh...?" Nahida tilted her head in confusion.
"Luo Qing, you want to extract things from this dream into canned knowledge?"
"Exactly. I want to give it a try."
"Hmm…"
Nahida hesitated.
The creation of canned knowledge was strictly regulated by the Akademiya, and as the God of Wisdom, helping Luo Qing might be seen as bending the rules.
"This might be a bit…"
"Nahida…"
Sensing her hesitation, Luo Qing gently placed his hands on her small shoulders, his eyes narrowing slightly as he spoke in a soft, coaxing tone.
"You wouldn't want anyone finding out that you've been sneaking into my dreams, would you?"
"Eek?!"
Nahida was startled, her expression one of sheer disbelief.
Was Luo Qing… threatening her?
But just a few days ago, he had been so kind and gentle!
"If you help me," Luo Qing continued with a mischievous grin, "I'll let you come into my dreams anytime you want~."
"Well… I…"
Nahida's expression grew even more conflicted.
It was true—her curiosity about Luo Qing's dreams was immense. Otherwise, she wouldn't sneak into them every time he drifted off.
"Fine, but I'll need to see what you're trying to extract first," Nahida said firmly, setting her final boundary.
"That's…"
Luo Qing hesitated.
Clannad wasn't an issue, but School Days and Yosuga no Sora? Those might be… unsuitable for Nahida.
"Of course!"
He quickly queued up Clannad on the screen.
"Here, you can't watch like that—sit on my lap."
"Huh…"
Before Nahida could react, Luo Qing lifted her up and placed her on his lap, the scene looking exactly like a father and daughter watching cartoons together.
As the familiar music began to play, Nahida was immediately captivated.
Her small head leaned forward in curiosity, her emerald-green eyes wide with rapt attention, unwilling to miss a single frame.
When the episode ended, Luo Qing swiftly closed the player.
"Well, Nahida? Any issues with it?"
"Hmm…"
"Luo Qing, can I watch one more episode?"
"You'll need to activate the extraction device for me first."
"Ah…"
Nahida hesitated.
"Just one more episode first," Luo Qing offered, hitting play again before she could resist.
He was confident that once her curiosity was piqued, she wouldn't be able to hold back.
There was no way she could resist!
Time passed, and the second episode concluded. Luo Qing immediately closed the browser and turned to her.
"So, Nahida, will you help me now? If you do, there's plenty more for you to watch~."
He dangled the bait with relentless charm.
"Hmm…"
Sitting on his lap, Nahida hesitated a while longer before finally nodding.
"Alright… fine."
After all, it was just an anime. Surely there wouldn't be any harm in helping him extract it.
"Thank you, Nahida. You're the best," Luo Qing said, ruffling her hair affectionately.
"Mm… wait a moment," Nahida replied, her form dissolving into a streak of light as she left Luo Qing's dream.
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Back in the inn, the faint green glow of the Akasha Terminal on Luo Qing's head flickered.
Nahida's consciousness moved into the real world, arriving in his room.
"This must be it…"
She looked at the extraction device on the bedside table, ready to activate it.
But a soft murmur caught her attention.
Glancing down, she saw a purple-haired girl lying naked against Luo Qing's chest, both of them completely unclothed.
The girl's lips were parted in a blissful smile, drooling as if lost in a particularly pleasant dream.
"..."
Nahida's pupils dilated.
Her small head was hit with a tidal wave of revelation.
As the God of Wisdom, she didn't need much evidence to deduce what had happened between them.
The crumpled tissues in the wastebasket told the rest of the story.
So this was the "urgent business" Luo Qing had to take care of…
But Luo Qing was an adult, after all. Such things were normal.
Steeling herself, Nahida calmed her inner turmoil and activated the extraction device.
Just as she prepared to return to his dream, her curiosity got the better of her.
The purple-haired girl's blissful expression and continuous drooling intrigued her.
What kind of dream could make someone this happy?
Unable to resist, Nahida's consciousness slipped into Theresa's dream.
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She found herself in a snow-covered city.
"This is… Snezhnaya," she realized, glancing around.
Peeking through a nearby window, she froze.
In front of a roaring fireplace, a man and a woman were engaged in… unspeakable activities.
They were both completely exposed, experimenting with techniques that left Nahida utterly stunned.
The woman was Theresa. The man, unsurprisingly, was Luo Qing.
No wonder she was drooling so much…
"..."
Nahida gulped, her mind whirling with a mix of emotions she couldn't quite place.
She had known such things were normal, but seeing it firsthand…
Her first-hand experience left her unsettled and confused.
"I'd better not disturb her…"
Deciding this dream was best left unexplored, Nahida exited Theresa's subconscious, vowing never to return.
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When she re-entered Luo Qing's dream, her expression remained complicated.
"I've activated the device," she informed him.
"Mm… Nahida, is something wrong?" Luo Qing asked, noticing her unease.
"Um…" Nahida hesitated before asking, "That girl… is she your wife?"
"Girl?" Luo Qing paused, then remembered.
Ah, right. Before falling asleep, he and Theresa had gotten a bit… carried away.
Nahida must have seen something.
"Sort of," Luo Qing replied, scratching his head.
"Sort of?"
"We're not officially married… yet."
"Oh…" Nahida lowered her gaze.
"Well, Luo Qing, I should go. Let's save the rest of that Clannad anime for another time."
Before he could respond, Nahida vanished in a flash of light, leaving his dream.
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Meanwhile, Luo Qing had a good idea of what Nahida might have seen.
It's fine; she's still a kid. She'll get over it.
Shrugging it off, he turned his attention back to his dream.
Time to see if there's another heartwarming anime worth extracting.
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When morning came and the dream dissolved, Luo Qing slowly opened his eyes.
Something wet and sticky greeted him.
Looking down, he found his chest covered in drool.
"..."
"Theresa, wake up."
"Hm… what is it, my lord?"
Theresa rubbed her eyes sleepily, sitting up in a duck-like squat on his stomach, still entirely unclothed.
"Mm… my lord, are you in the mood for a morning round?"
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T/N: Poor Nahida :(
Thank you so much for being here. This bonus chapter is like a little sprout—brought to life by all the warmth and encouragement you've given! WiseTL is so grateful to have such wonderful Readers who help these stories grow into something even more beautiful.
If you'd like to sprinkle even more sunshine and rain onto this garden of dreams, you can visit [patreon.com/WiseTL]. Every little bit helps the flowers bloom brighter!
-With love, Nahida 🌱
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