Chapter 114: A Little Lesson

Change the weather and stop the Blightfall.

I for one, couldn't think of any other seven-worded statement that more clearly fitted the bill, the literal definition of the saying easier said than fucking done. 

Not too sure really on how matter-of-factly the act was in the ever-growing bizarreness that was Kronocia, whether if it was customary or not to be switching off the rain the same way we do lightbulbs and television… but yeah, these otherworldly residents better catch on quick to the customs of us Earthlings here cause I don't think they're quite grasping the concept of mundanity just yet.

We don't do that here.

Here on our blue-green cloudy marble revolving around a big orange scorching bowling ball - we don't go around changing the weather to fit our convenience. It's actually the whole other way around.