Synopsis
After living as a famous Korean vlogger-slash-mukbanger, Neoma died a (shameful) death and regressed to her tragic first life--- the life where she has to live as a hidden princess with a tyrannical father and a yandere twin brother.
She died at the hands of her psycho brother in her first life. But luckily, she charmed her "big brother" this time. Her father remains a sc*mbag, though.
But a blessing in disguise happened when her twin brother got "sick." Because of that, she has to pretend as the "Crown Prince," forcing her father to treat her well.
She thought she was finally on the road to becoming a lady of leisure.
But, despite her laziness, she still ends up completing royal duties that put her closer to the throne than her sick twin brother. The next thing she knew, they already prophesied her to be the first empress of their very patriarchal empire.
Now Neoma finds herself in the middle of the succession war she never wanted to be involved in!
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[EXCERPT 1]
“Neoma de Moonasterio, the first princess of Moonasterion Empire. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero’s proxy.”
[The hell is this psycho saying?]
Neoma, despite her confusion, still smiled at her father--- the emperor. “Father, what do you mean by that?”
“From now on, assassins sent by my enemies would target Nero,” the emperor explained. “Until he’s strong enough to protect himself, you’ll pose as your twin brother.”
Her smile froze, but she still acted innocent. “But Father. If I take my brother’s position, then wouldn’t the assassins mistake me for him and…”
She stopped talking when she realized that was exactly what the emperor wanted her to do.
[This sc*mbag wants me to be bait?!]
“You’re no longer a princess, Neoma de Moonasterio. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero de Moonasterio,” Emperor Nikolai said coldly while looking down at her with glowing red eyes. “Try to survive until your twin brother comes back to take his rightful place, understood?”
Neoma was too shocked to react.
[Are you f*cking kidding me, you sc*mbag?!]
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[ORIGINAL BOOK COVER.
Artwork by sola_cola.]
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[EXCERPT 2]
“I’m so sick of your tyrannical a*s,” Neoma yelled at her father aka the emperor. “I won’t forgive you for hurting Lewis and Tteokbokki!”
“What will you do about it then?” Nikolai asked with a smirk. “Kill me?”
“Yes! I’ll f*cking kill you, sc*mbag!”
“Language,” he warned her, upset that his five-year-old daughter curses like a sailor. “Using vulgar words is unbecoming of the future Crown Prince.”
“I’m a princess!”
Upon yelling those words, the royal princess’s eye color changed from ash-gray to red.
[This is getting serious.]
“Stop it, Nero,” Nikolai told her sternly. “If you keep that up, the royal knights will come and–”
“I’m not Nero!” Neoma screeched angrily. Then she jumped in the air with her left fist, ready to punch him. “In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!”
[What…?]
And Princess Neoma, pretending as the Crown Prince for her sick twin brother, punched Emperor Nikolai, her father, in the face.
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Write a reviewA book with lots of LOL !!! A very funny story about a 5 year old cussing princess and her dead beat dad. The writing quality in the first chapters feels like a new author who wasn't flesh out the story enough. It was hard to read because it felt like only the actions described with emotional aspects, but don't give up on this story because it get a lot better in the later chapters. I especilly like the writing interctions between her sh+tty dad and the princess because she directly tells her looser father what she thinks of him which is hilarious. I also love the fact that the characters in this book feel real and reasonable. I hate books where 90 percent of the characters are murdering psychopaths or low IQ prostitutes who do anything for money.
oml the first ever book to make me laugh so much like, the FL humour is so my cup of tea. lol I absolutely love the fact that she curses, her cursing at her father gives me ✨life✨ The FL knows what's greed unlike most of other fl mc's which I love (or is it just me?). the writing is easy to understand, I can picture the world and characters fine. and,,,and idk who's the official ml yet but Lewis is babey. nero possessive but he's babey too 🙈♥️ okay lol,,,(ipromisethisistheend) I've said it once and I'll say it again, I absolutely ADORE the FL. I said what I said, and I won't be taking any criticism 🥰😌
So far I like the story.. the little FL is so cute and adorable and smart too. The little ML is possessive and protective.. I like the good start of the story. Keep up the good work author!!. 😍😍😍
Looking forward to seeing the new chapters plz.. Give best reviews to the book.... Came here after reading the author's mommy villaness.......
I have been trapped in the vicious cycle of looking to see if there's an update, to being disappointed that there is none and repeating after a couple minutes have passed. You've won, O great and powerful novel. A formidable foe you are, to be able to reduce me to such desperation for new updates. I know great potential when I see one. ' And no, person-who-is-reading-this, you will be disappointed if you're looking for a serious review as I have merely written this to express my woe in hopes author-sama will notice me. (I don't actually expect more updates because what we have is already amaze-balls, it's just that I can never satisfy hunger for new chapters and I just wanna vent on how awesome this book is, in an attempt to ignore the very concerning fascination I am having with this book.)
I need more.... DAMMIT WHY ISNT THERE MOREEEEEEEEEE ITS TOO GOOD I WANT IT ALL PLEASE MORE CHAPTERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So far the story is interesting. In just 11 chapters, the world-building has been established. It's amazing how the writer was able to present the world she created in a way that the readers will understand easily. The female lead is very fun as well. Thankfully, she's thinking like an ***** she's supposed to be even though she's in the body of a child. I personally like how she uses her charm wisely. I'm curious to know who the ML is though~
i like the start of the story and it looks interesting. im looking forward to see how the characters will develop in the long run and im excited to see how can she avoid her death flags hahaahahh
The story is really interesting, i love the plot !! Neoma is so cool and Nero so evil 😆 however I don’t like their father he’s such an a$$!!!! Unfortunately i can’t fully enjoy the story because of the author’s wobbly english at times... But it won’t stop me from reading this Novel 😊 Despite it’s flaws it’s a very promising story, You should definitely check it out !
This novel is so great! I really love all the main characters and supporting characters!💗 and the so called devil wasn't that bad, she only done that because she reasons, but still i know its not enough. I'm starting to like Neoma's Father also, he wasn't bad either, well at first he is, but after he became fond of her though he's denial he has a reason, and he regretted sarcrificing her sooo , its okay the fl not someone to be pitied with, she's awesome. The more i read the story the more mysterious it gets, the connection of her first and second life was a boom to me. Talking about the potential ml, i don't know who but i root for lewis, well im sure its lewis, but i love trevor too. On the other hand, when she returned to her first life and changed her destiny i absolutely love the twins bond, its unbreakable, they're so lovable. And i hope the author will make sir glenn and princess bridgette a couple, they suit each other😍. uhmmm, and the story of the fl's family is so complicated and interesting, i feel sad for them. especially her mother and father, and princess nichole and sir macaroni(don't recall his name, is it zavaroni?zacaroni?zaraconi?) Well overall, its a thumbs up👍 for the author, this is one of the greatest story i read! the only problem is it isn't done yet😔but im willing to wait💗
Reveal SpoilerAaaaaaaa................ It amazing Story I like how neoma cheeky attitude. and look at the emperor face when he know her true self. Well The greatest thing was when she beat the emperor, even though she ended up losing. 😆 Well author I hope you are always healthy so that we don't suffer with cliffhanger stories. [img=recommend]
plis continue thus story.. i loved your first novel 😘😘... i really enjoy the story... continue pliss😍😍😍 ..sory im bad when giving review
The plot is so good nd the MC is really gunny and interesting. Seeing how the story is built up with a lot funny nd sad scenes muxed in. Im just waiting for our MC to become strong enough to face anyone (๑╹ω╹๑ )
I love this novel!!! The characters are great!!! I f***ing love Neoma, she is so badass!!! And Nero is a total f***ing sis-con!!! 10/10 great novel, would reccomend!!!
Wow ! Great Story! Great plot and entertaining. I thought is just same story of a reborn FL trying to get revenge but it’s quite diferent. The FL is funny but there’s a lot of lesson you can learn frim her. First, we must believe in the power of true love. Love can transform even the vilest person. Second; be patient if you want to achieve your goal. Patience is a great virtue! And lastly although there’s more, revenge will do you NO good. Avoid harboring atred and anger to others. It will just bounced back to you. Congrats to the author for creating a novel worth reading..
Love this story. The FL is strong, funny, and smart. She doesnt allow the poor situation she was born into stop her from doing what she needs to stay alive and achieve her goals. The writer of this book is amazing at telling a story with depth. This story sets a pace creating mystery and intrigue but compared to other stories peels back the mystery little by little without you getting frustrated with a bunch a questions.
I've been reading for a while now here in Webnovel and this is definitely the first review I've written. This novel is so so so impressively well written that I believe it should reach even more people, it's that good! It may be a biased opinion but I specifically love Neoma's character it's just *chefs (ruto ehEM) kiss* I love how she stands on her own ground and puts back those bad guys in their respective places just with her words. Of course, I also like the fact that she didn't started off so strong. How she had this somewhat jealous and negative mindset at the beginning which is understandable since she is a kid that wasn't taken care properly. And then in her next life, where she is properly taken care of like a normal human, she also grew up relatively well than from the past so now in her third and present life, her character is much more consistent. Neoma for empress!! But of course, we stan a queen that knows what she wants which is a lazy life~
Reveal SpoilerDamn am hooked on this story and I love it It so interesting and I loved the foul mouthed princess haha I hope her dad ends up likening her at least
Author sola_cola
the plot and the story so far are great!! the fl is really funny and strong love the way she thinks 😁 I'm curious about the ml who is he? ( I'm sorry I'm and writing reviews thanks for all the chapters author I really love this story )