Chapter 6: Gaming Resurrection Jiu Jitsu Style Baby!

I recently decided that I should start getting fit and thought well what better way to get fit then martial arts right? (Some could say CULTIVATING, not funny, ok my bad) and in my pursuit of fitness I chose Jiu Jitsu and it's pretty fucking gaming if I do say so myself however, this clearly isn't going to be a simple story as with my other ones. So basically they give you a free lesson to get the idea of what their about (fuck yeah!). Ok so I show up for the time your supposed to and I walk into the gym and everything seems normal, guys sparring and shit, all good. I then talk to the head guy and work that out and then we finally get to the fun part of the story (about fucking time). They tell me we are sparring so I should join so I get my gi on (look very epic I might add) and get over to where the guys are sparring and then proceed to get analing fucking raped by these people and I didn't even know what I was doing. I mean good god was I destroyed and being that fucking destroyed I was thirsty (INTERESTING PART STARTS HERE) so I grabbed my water bottle which as a man of culture of course has that ahegao shit all over it and drink some water so I don't die and my sparring partner notices and asks about it, so I talk with him for a while about my degeneracy and then they call us back to the mat for more sparring and here's where I get a great idea, I put the bottle right next to where we were sparring just in view of the spot where we were on the mat. Once sparring starts I casually mention the bottle and point out that there's actually tits on the bottle (quite false information) he looks at the bottle for a moment and I use this to sweep him and attain victory.