Chapter 1: Gaming Trouble

Now keep with me on this one, I was on the endeavour of putting Dio's face on every person in existence using deep learning ai to truly perfect mankind but I hit a bit of a snag as my pc is a mid range gaming pc because I'm an epic gamer and derserve to be treated as such. But I digress so back to the story, after buying some parts for the new EPIC GAMING PC I decided I was probably too stupid to install it myself so I proceeded to call a tech guy to install the new graphics card (1080) and all was going well at this point and I went downstairs to enjoy a nice meal while the slave did his work. Now about 20 minutes later I come back up to check what the deal was and I came back to seeing this man looking at all my attempts to perfect humanity by adding Dio's face to everything and the look that man gave me was priceless. I mean how am I supposed to explain that to some tech guy that has no idea what I'm doing, but yeah after that all was well and good but now I still see that mans face when I sleep at night and I hear the phrase you thought it was a repairman but it was me, DIO!, thanks for reading this horrible story