Chapter 2: Can You Be Eaten?
Amoeba really didn't want to have to pay attention to this being any longer.
However, what if she could get a free meal out of this?!?
On the off chance that this might be the case...
Deciding to try and flatter the voice, Amoeba wiggle her little appendages in anticipation of getting a free meal. It was practically guaranteed at this point. Afterall, of all the creatures she's met, shes always been the smartest.
Hhuehuehuehue
'Hey all super duperty cool "brother", can you feed me? You see, I'm burning all this energy to listen to your mightyness, and I've worked up a major appetite in the process. And seeing as how I'd LOVE to continue listening to your mightyness's words, would you be willing to help this potential "little helper " of yours?~'
FEED ME YOU PEASANT. OR SHUTDAHELLUP!
The voice got quiet all of a sudden, and it seemed like forever before it answered her back in what was pure and utter blasphemy.
"No, your already my little helper, and you'll get fat if I over indulge you. I am god as well, I can't show to much favoritism."
WHAT THE HELL IS A GOD, CAN IT BE EATEN? I DONT CARE, EITHER I GET FED OR YOU GET DED!
Amoeba didnt really know this "god" beings strength, so she had to rein in her tumultuous feelings.
'Mr God Brother, if you can't spare some food, perhaps just one appendage?'
God: ...Eh?
'Can you be eaten?'
"I'll just quickly get you assigned to your first job so that you don't eat a hole in the fabric of space time." God grumbled to himself as his two top appendages wiggled and moved about seemingly with purpose.
'This thing is so fucking weird. Why can't it be pretty and symmetrical like me? Well, I guess that's to much to ask for afterall...I'm pretty much perfect.'
Amoeba sighed internally at having to be the most perfect being in exsistence.
At least that's what her delusional, gluttonous, and egotistical mind thought anyway.
"All done. I have installed the helper system inside you now, and given you 20 EVO starter points as a signing bonus. Dont let me down my little helper. I need to get a good grade on this project..." The last sentence was kinda mumbled so Amoeba didnt really understand it.
Not that she really understood anything that this weirdo was spouting towards her.
Amoeba decided to just ditch this chump and be on her way then, looks like she can't eat him so what good is he?
'Okay bye bye Mr. God the super sauve. Teehe~'
God then proceeded to gladly proof away. Afterall this first little helper of his was kind of a rude one.
Once again Amoeba went back to the daily grind that was her life~
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Several Hours Later
'Hungrrrreyyyyy. Damn that God! Why did he move me somewhere else when he poofd away.'
'Awewaaghhhh so hungry! I wish it was easier to get food in this little life of mine!'
Ding!
[ Evolution Available, would Helper 01 like to evolve? It will cost 5 EVO pts.]
'What the hell is that noise. Is it that ugly "God" creature again?!'
Two hours later, and the annoying voice had kept asking and repeating the question, and of course accompanied by that cursed dinging noise every five minutes.
Amoeba decided to just say yes from now on to shut up this stupid voice inside her head.
'YESSSS! SHUDDUP! I SAID YES SO STOOOOOOPPPP!'
[Hosts Confirmation Recieved, now implimenting the Evolution.]
Amoeba started to feel sick, and she was now starting to think she shouldn't have answered that voice afterall...
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Scynthea
Scynthea sorry it's short, I think this is gonna be one of my stories with shorter chapters cause lots mostly gonna be a comedic one.
Imma end the chapters when I feel like they should end and not push myself to add to much filler.
Thanks for the power stone and ratings guys.
Honestly didn't expect anyone to pay attention to this story.
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