Synopsis
Amoeba is suddenly annoyed by a voice inside her head, it claims to be God.
What's a God?! Can she eat it?!?
And more importantly, why is she now being forced to work for the rest of her exsistance!
Come along with Amoeba as she collects Evo Points and Karma and transforms into various forms of life throughout earths history.
Making friends with dinosaurs, becoming rivals with giant prehistoric scorpians, and accidentally causing some of earths worst natural disasters in history, along with becoming Jesus Christ's senior at work!
Watch as Amoeba unknowingly causes the fall of various human civilizations, becomes more of a glutton, and tries to avoid Scopio and Jesus at the work office in "Heaven".
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WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS!
This webnovel will poke fun at major historical events and figures, even the highly revered pope, and son of god, will not be spared by this author.
This novel doesn't necessarily align with the authors religous and life view on morality, but is more just a cluster- f of random funny stuff to get you thinking and make fun of stuff that is usually taken to seriously in society.
If your highly religious, easily butthurt, often become triggered by internet memes and baaaaaddd jokes, then this story is not for you!
The author is not trying to discredit historians or religious sects or beliefs by making this story.
THIS IS SIMPLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!
Also the main character when in animal form will occasionally eat people, but remember the main character is not actually human.
No cannibalism here okay?
If a tiger eats a person, it's a tiger eating a person, okay guys?
Sexual scenes may appear in this webnovel but I will warn the reader beforehand.
Okay I think this covers all my bases?
Enjoy the story.
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So far so good I'm really interested and enjoying it and i hope you will continue and not drop this for a long time, I have some questions if you're willing to answer them first of all is "she" immortal and will "she" ever have a human body and is there going to be Greek gods in this because there are so many Gods were "she's" calling him a loser for not being the "first" of his kind. If you answer the questions thank you.
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Fascinating and interesting, I would like to read some more about this story. The main character is funny and has a large amount of possible development choices.