What are the most memorable funny fishing short stories?

One memorable story is about a group of friends fishing for trout. One of them fell asleep while waiting for a bite. When he jerked awake, he yanked his rod so hard that he ended up falling into the water. His friends still laugh about it today.

Well, there's the story of an old Christian fisherman who always carried a small cross in his pocket. One day, while fishing, he lost his lucky fishing lure. But then, he found it caught on his cross when he reached for it in his pocket. It was quite a strange and funny coincidence.

One story that stands out is about a fisherman who was using a new lure. He thought it was the greatest thing ever. He cast it out and immediately got a huge strike. But as he was reeling in the bass, the lure fell off. He still managed to land the fish though, and when he held it up, the fish had the lure in its mouth but not attached to the line. It was just a crazy situation.

There was a 4chan short story where a man tried to teach his parrot to say 'I love you' but instead the parrot learned to say 'You're a nut'. Every time the man tried to correct it, the parrot would just cackle. It was quite humorous. This story is memorable because of the unexpected twist with the parrot's misbehavior.

Well, there's the story of a stoner who thought the moon was following him home. He kept looking out of the car window and shouting at the moon to go away. It was quite funny.

One memorable story is about a middle school student who tried to be cool by doing a skateboard trick in front of his friends. But instead of landing smoothly, he ended up in a bush. His friends laughed so hard that they almost cried.

One story is about a baseball player who tried to slide into home plate but his pants got caught on a fence post near the plate. He was left hanging there, unable to reach the plate and looking extremely silly. His team was laughing so hard they could barely help him.

A memorable one is when a politician was giving a speech outdoors and a flock of geese flew overhead, honking loudly. He tried to incorporate the geese into his speech, saying they were nature's way of cheering for his policies. It was so unexpected and funny that it was talked about for weeks. The way he improvised on the spot was quite comical.

A memorable one is when a player tried to do a really fancy trick to score. He spun around several times, but then got dizzy and fell flat on his face just as he was about to shoot. The ball just rolled away harmlessly. It was so funny that the whole stadium burst into laughter.

There was a donkey on a farm who loved to bray at the crack of dawn. One day, a visiting city - slicker thought it was some sort of alarm system. The donkey would just stand there and let out long, loud brays that echoed across the farmyard. The city - slicker was quite startled at first but then found it really funny. And every day during their stay, they would wait for the donkey's 'alarm call'. It became a running joke on the farm for that week.