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What are the most memorable funny kids in church stories?

2024-10-28 16:43
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There was a kid who got really excited when the organ started playing. He thought it was a big musical monster and started dancing around like he was fighting it. Also, a little girl was so tired during the long sermon that she curled up under the pew and fell asleep. When people started to leave, they found her there, which was quite a sight. One more is a boy who thought the altar was a stage and started doing his 'best' magic tricks during the service.

A boy who mistook the collection basket for a basketball hoop and tried to 'dunk' his coin in. It was hilarious as he jumped up and down. Another memorable one was a girl who asked the pastor if Jesus had a pet dinosaur. It was such an innocent and unexpected question that made everyone chuckle.

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