What are the most memorable funny fraternity stories?

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.

The one where a cat got stuck in a box and thought it was being sneaky while everyone could see it. It was quite funny.

A fraternity once raised funds to build a school in a poor area. They held various charity events on campus and in the community. They were able to collect enough money to construct a small school building and also provided some basic teaching materials. Their story inspired many other student groups to engage in similar philanthropic activities.

A child was trying to feed his pet dog ice cream through the window while the dog was outside. But every time he pushed the spoon out, the ice cream would fall off. He got so frustrated yet it was super funny to watch.

One memorable story is from a basketball game. A player tried to do a very fancy dunk but ended up getting the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard. It took the referees a while to figure out how to get the ball down. The player was so embarrassed but it was hilarious for the audience.

One memorable story is when a streamer was trying to show off their new dance moves in VR. But they didn't realize their avatar was glitching and was doing some really strange contortions that were not at all like the intended dance. It had everyone in the chat laughing.

A memorable one is when an accountant fell asleep on his calculator during a long auditing session. When he woke up, the numbers on the calculator made no sense at all. Another is about an accounting department that had a bet on who could find the most errors in a set of books. They were all so competitive that they ended up double - checking everything three times over.

A memorable story was when a Sim tried to build a treehouse for their kids. They were so clumsy with the tools that they ended up building it crooked and it almost fell over. The kids were scared to go inside at first. Another is when a Sim went fishing and accidentally hooked their own hat instead of a fish. They pulled their hat out of the water all soggy and looked so silly. My favorite is when a Sim was doing yoga in the park and a squirrel ran up and stole their yoga mat.