What are some of the most memorable funny stupid criminal stories?

My Sim got a job as a mailman. One day, instead of delivering the mail, he started building a huge tower out of the letters right on the sidewalk. People were walking around it, and it was just so dumb and funny.

There's a story of a man who thought that if he ran fast enough, he could jump over a parked car. Of course, he failed miserably. Another one is about a girl who used a hairbrush as a toothbrush in the morning rush. She was very embarrassed when she realized. Also, there was a guy who believed that all birds could talk like parrots and spent hours trying to have a conversation with a sparrow.

Here's one. A man stole a TV from a store. But instead of running away quietly, he started dancing in the middle of the store with the TV in his arms. The store employees quickly called the police and he was arrested while still dancing.

Well, there was this criminal who painted his face black for a night robbery. But it was a water - based paint and when it started to rain, his face became a mess and he was easily recognized. Also, a man tried to steal a car but didn't realize it was a police decoy car. It was parked right in front of the police station. There was a case where a robber wrote his real name on the ransom note. That was really stupid.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

In some of these stories, like the one where a criminal tried to rob a bank. He planned to write a threatening note but used his work ID card as the paper. The bank teller saw his name and photo right away. Also, there was a case of a shoplifter who put items in his pants but they kept falling out as he walked around the store. He didn't even notice until the store security stopped him. It just shows how clueless some criminals can be.

One funny story is about a guy who tried to shoplift by hiding items under his large hat. But when he walked past the security sensor, it beeped. He panicked and started running, but his hat fell off, revealing all the stolen items. It was really silly.

In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.

One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.

Well, there's a story where a person called 911 because their ice cream cone melted too fast. They were so distraught over losing their treat that they thought it was a major crisis. Another is when someone called because their cat was stuck on the roof, but the cat came down right as the firefighters arrived. It was hilarious.