Love the Rick and Morty reference.
"Yes! From now on, I will be your personal trainer. F*ck the rules, great houses, and all that horse crap! Those were for the underachievers. Life is about living in the moment. I am a ghost with dementia, and you are a penniless teenager. We have nothing to lose! It will be Einherjar and Wang Tong on an adventure! Einherjar and Wang Tong, son! Einherjar and Wang Tong on an adventure forever! It's Einherjar and Wang Tong! Einherjar and Wang Tong forever for HUNDRED YEARS!"
Tempest of the Battlefield
Sci-fi · Skull Elf
I think these are same ones mentioned in Renegade Immortal.
"By giving my boundless life force as the price, and by using the three great domain treasures of the Vast Expanse Dao Domain, I will open... the River of Time and Space!!" As his voice caused the starry sky to tremble, the vortex spun madly, moving faster and faster until three objects became visible within them. One was a feng shui compass, one was a black pearl, and one was a white pearl!
A Will Eternal
Eastern · Er Gen
Reminds me of Greed from Renegade Immortal...
"I probably shouldn't kill this Zhou Yixing anyway. Every time we fight, he ends up giving me a precious item. Nine-colored flame. A soul arrow with an elevenfold spirit enhancement. Hahaha! Hmm... there's also that bow of his." Having reached this point in his train of thought, he excitedly thought back to the fight which had just played out.
A Will Eternal
Eastern · Er Gen
Definitely one of the top 3 best moments in the novel, but I feel bad for the Wisdom Tree sapling...
And speaking of offerings, what else would be more suitable than the roots of the ancient Wisdom Tree that could bring about enlightenment?
Warlock of the Magus World
Fantasy · The Plagiarist
And what are the chances of Longbottom being in that one percent...
Only one percent would be successful.
Warlock of the Magus World
Fantasy · The Plagiarist
One of the best xianxia stories ever written. This was one of first novels I read in the genre, and after several years of reading others, this is still the best of them all.
Why not just say "four times the size of a big ox" instead?
The flying chicken was a mystic beast, but only twice the size of two big oxen. Its combat power wasn't strong, yet it excelled at flying. Cultivators raised them for this purpose, and since they resembled chickens, they were thus called flying chickens.
The No.1 Undercover in the Immortal World
Eastern · Superficial Teenager