章節 1: Chapter 1: Where's my bathroom!?
Chapter 1: Where's My Bathroom!?
Inside a small, rundown apartment in Tokyo, a girl with long black hair, sat intently in front of her computer. She was fully absorbed in her work, typing away with a steady rhythm when a loud noise erupted from the neighboring room. Her fingers froze, and her expression darkened with irritation.
"What is that idiot up to now?" she muttered, her voice dripping with annoyance.
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Next door, Sui sat motionless at his desk, eyes wide with shock. The cup in his hand slipped, shattering as it hit the floor, but the sound barely registered in his mind.
One moment, he'd been enjoying his dinner. The next, he found himself in a strange, unfamiliar room.
"Did I get...iseka'id?" he whispered to himself in disbelief.
A sudden rush of memories overwhelmed him. In a flash, Sui understood that he had crossed over into the life of another person with the same name. Despite having read numerous novels about situations like this, nothing could have prepared him for the reality of it.
Slowly, he pieced together fragments of his new life. The previous Sui was also 16 years old, a high school student just like him. Both parents were dead, leaving behind no savings, and he was living in a cramped, rented apartment on the verge of losing its lease. His only inheritance was a small snack bar that was barely surviving.
"This has to be a joke!" Sui groaned, his hands clutching his hair in frustration. "Where's the house? The capable sister? What kind of mess did I end up in?"
His thoughts spiraled, and just as he was about to scream in frustration, the door to the room swung open.
A girl entered. She had long, flowing black hair, wore a high school uniform, and her slender legs were wrapped in black stockings. She was beautiful, and for a brief moment, Sui's mind jumped to all the typical scenarios from the novels he'd read—was this his sister? Maybe his fiancée?
But before he could even entertain the thought, the girl's sharp voice cut through the silence.
"Can you keep it down? I'm trying to write a novel here," she said coldly.
"Uh... right," Sui mumbled, his excitement deflating like a punctured balloon.
She wasn't his sister or fiancée. She was Kasumigaoka Utaha, the well-known light novel author who lived next door. Despite her youthful appearance, she was already a rising star in the literary world.
Wait... Kasumigaoka Utaha? Isn't she a character from that one novel? Sui's confusion deepened.
"And stop making so much noise when you're playing games," Utaha added, glancing at his computer on the porn site with disdain before turning to leave.
Sui, still dazed, muttered a quick, "Okay," and powered off the computer.
As Utaha left, she muttered to herself, "I really need to cancel this lease next month... it's so noisy around here."
She had chosen the apartment for peace and quiet to focus on her writing, but her expectations had been thoroughly shattered. Sharing a wall with a noisy otaku like Sui was hardly ideal.
Once she was gone, Sui sighed and crouched to clean up the broken glass scattered on the floor. He hadn't even had time to process the reality of his new life, but he figured he might as well take care of the mess.
Then, faintly, he heard the sound of running water from the bathroom. His brow furrowed. Was someone else living here?
As far as he knew, the previous Sui didn't have any close relatives. Who could it be?
Driven by curiosity, Sui cautiously approached the bathroom door. When he pushed it open, the sight before him left him speechless.
The bathroom was completely different—much larger than the one he remembered in the cramped apartment. It was lavishly decorated in pink, the kind of bathroom you'd expect to find in a luxurious home, not a run-down rental.
His confusion only deepened when he noticed a girl standing at the sink, washing her hands. She had golden blonde hair, flawless skin, and an ethereal beauty that made her seem almost unreal. She wore a high school uniform, her noble aura contrasting sharply with the apartment's modest setting.
"What... is going on?" Sui mumbled, his mind swirling with questions.
The girl turned at the sound of his voice, her violet eyes widening in shock as they locked onto his.
"W-who are you?" she stammered, clearly startled. "And w-what are you doing here!?"
"Uh... don't be scared," Sui tried to reassure her, taking a small step forward.
But his movement only seemed to frighten her more. In a panic, the girl tried to back away but slipped on the wet floor, losing her balance. Before either of them could react, she fell forward, crashing into Sui, sending them both tumbling to the ground.
In the neighboring room, Utaha was just about to resume her writing when the loud thud echoed through the wall. She gritted her teeth, her patience wearing thin.
"Didn't I just tell him to keep it down? That idiot!" she growled.
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, the blonde girl landed on top of Sui, her face inches from his, her lips accidentally brushing against his in the chaos. For a brief moment, time seemed to freeze. Sui stared into her wide, violet eyes, which were filled with a mix of fear and confusion.
Then, out of nowhere, a voice echoed in his mind:
"The host has successfully opened the door to the world of 'Shokugeki no Soma' and has been rewarded: God's Tongue, Cooking Level 10."
章節 2: Chapter 2: Fantasy Ingredients!
Chapter 2: Fantasy Ingredients!
Both Sui and the blonde girl were frozen in place, their minds blank, unsure of how long they'd been stuck in this awkward position. Neither of them moved, both too stunned to process what had just happened.
"Didn't I tell you to keep it quiet?"
The door to the apartment suddenly burst open, revealing Utaha Kasumigaoka, her face twisted in anger. She was about to unleash a torrent of complaints when the scene in front of her caused her to freeze. Her words caught in her throat as she took in the sight of Sui lying on the floor with a beautiful blonde girl on top of him.
For what felt like an eternity, Utaha stood speechless. Then, as if struck by lightning, she quickly bowed, her face flushing a deep red. "S-sorry for interrupting!" she stammered before slamming the door shut behind her with a loud 'bang'.
The cool evening breeze hit Utaha's cheeks as she hurriedly walked away, her heart pounding in her chest. "Since when did that deadbeat otaku have such a beautiful girlfriend?" she muttered to herself, her mind racing. Even in that brief moment, Utaha had noticed how stunning the blonde girl was—possibly even more beautiful than herself!
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Back inside the apartment, Utaha's abrupt intrusion snapped both Sui and the blonde girl back to reality. The girl's face flushed a deep crimson, and she quickly scrambled off Sui, retreating into a corner like a frightened kitten, her eyes brimming with unshed tears. She glared at Sui as though he were some kind of criminal.
"Uh... Are you okay?" Sui asked hesitantly, unsure of what to say.
"You pervert! Beast!" the girl cried, her voice trembling with anger. Tears spilled from her eyes as she began berating him.
Sui stood there in silence, knowing he had unintentionally worsened the situation. He let her vent, nodding quietly as she continued her tirade.
For what felt like an eternity, the girl hurled insults at him, never pausing for breath. Unfortunately for her, her limited vocabulary meant she kept repeating the same insults—'pervert' and 'idiot'—over and over again. After a while, Sui began to tune her out, treating her words like the chirping of a small bird. Strangely enough, her voice had a melodic quality to it, almost pleasant, like a delicate canary's song.
As the girl's rant continued, Sui finally managed to piece together what had happened. Apparently, he had activated some sort of anime world system. His bathroom door was now a portal that could transport him to different anime worlds. By sheer chance, he had opened a portal to the world of 'Shokugeki no Soma'.
Which meant… this blonde girl could only be Erina Nakiri, the renowned "God's Tongue"!
No wonder she looked so familiar.
By the time Sui had figured everything out, Erina's voice had grown hoarse from her endless barrage of insults. She stopped, still glaring at him with watery eyes, but now her expression was more weary than angry. Defeated, she buried her face in her knees, looking very much like a lost kitten.
Sui sighed. He stood up, went to the kitchen, and poured a glass of water. Returning to Erina, he held it out to her. "Thirsty?"
Erina glanced up at him, her tear-streaked face hesitant. After a moment's pause, she took the glass and drank it in one swift gulp.
Feeling slightly better, her anger began to fade—only slightly, of course.
"About earlier..." she began, her voice soft.
"I know," Sui interrupted, nodding. "Don't worry, I'll take responsibility."
Erina nodded absentmindedly, but a second later, her eyes widened in shock. Her face turned an even deeper shade of red, and she nearly jumped out of her seat.
"Who said anything about taking responsibility?! I meant let's pretend it never happened!" she shouted, her voice trembling with embarrassment.
"Uh… okay," Sui replied, scratching the back of his head awkwardly. "But, I mean, it was my first kiss, so… if you really want, I'll just forget it ever happened."
Erina stared at him, her mouth agape in disbelief. She had never met anyone so brazenly shameless! Her anger reignited, burning hotter than before.
"I'm the one who lost something here!" she thought furiously. "That was 'my' first kiss!"
Taking a deep breath to calm herself, Erina straightened up, determined not to waste any more energy on this fool. She glanced around the shabby apartment, her brows furrowing in disgust.
"Where am I? And why am I here?" she asked, her tone laced with irritation.
Sui looked at her seriously. "Do you really want to know?"
Erina nodded, though she couldn't shake the uneasy feeling in her gut.
"Well," Sui began dramatically, "according to Einstein's theory of relativity, and if we consider the possibility of wormholes—"
"That's enough!" Erina interrupted, rubbing her temples in frustration. "I don't need a lecture on physics!"
She stood abruptly, brushing off her skirt. "I'm leaving."
"Wait! We could get to know each other better," Sui said, a bit too eagerly. "My name's Sui, by the way."
Erina huffed, tossing her hair back haughtily. "A commoner like you isn't worthy of knowing my name," she declared, her voice dripping with disdain. With that, she opened the bathroom door and stepped back into her own world, slamming it behind her.
As the door clicked shut, Sui let out a disappointed sigh. "Well, I already know your name anyway," he muttered.
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Just then, a voice echoed in Sui's head:
"The host has received a new mission: Gain the approval of Erina Nakiri."
Mission Details: Prepare a dish within two hours that satisfies Erina Nakiri.
Reward: Recipe for Sinangag Fried Rice (Bronze Grade)
Effect: Blissful.
Sui blinked in surprise. "Blissful?"
The system clarified: "The recipe contains a mysterious effect. After consuming the dish, it will erase negative emotions, making the person feel happy and content throughout the day."
Sui's eyes lit up. "That's… incredible!"
"However," the system continued, "you will need at least one fantasy ingredient. The more fantasy ingredients you use, the stronger the effect."
"Fantasy ingredients?" Sui repeated, confusion etched on his face.
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