章節 72: Bunch of crazy
Previously...
"Ew, did you really kiss a Pokémon?" Birdup and many other players looked at Oceanlover in disgust.
"But Goldeen has such thick lips! It haunts me!" Oceanlover tried to justify.
But no matter how much he tried to explain, his name truly said it all, though in a different meaning.
"...Hey, your Goldeen is male," Bob said, looking at the Pokédex.
The players went silent, staring at Oceanlover.
"...I can explain."
"Shut up and get lost, I don't know someone like you."
The players walked away, leaving Oceanlover to collapse in despair.
And just as they left, suddenly a group of bikers blocked their way.
"So many kids around here!" (?)
"Great! We're going to score big!" (Huh?)
What's this? Are they pedophiles or what?
"Hand over the money, kids! Or don't blame us for being cruel!" The bikers laughed wickedly.
Oh, just thugs. Phew, what a relief.
The players looked at each other for a moment, then at the thugs.
"Look! The kids are scared of us!"
"Haha! We're famous in this area! If they aren't scared, they aren't huma-"
Before he could finish, a Poké Ball was thrown at his face.
"W-What, you kids challenging us?!" One of the thugs was startled by the player's action and got angry.
But the next answer shut the thugs up completely.
"Aww, I thought this Poké Ball could catch humans. Having slaves would be great."
...What did these kids just say?
"Oh, whatever. Look at those motorcycles! This is the first game by Arceus Company that has motorcycles, unlike their other games where you only ride horses!"
"Hehe! I really want to drive one!"
"What are we waiting for? Beat them up and take the bikes!"
"Good I-deer!"
"Lame joke man"
And so the players charged in, punching the thugs in the face.
"Huachaaa!" One player yelled in a stereotypical "ching chong" sound, spinning his arms and repeatedly punching one thug in the nut.
"UGAHH!"
Another player appeared behind a thug, pulled down his pants, and reached between his legs.
Then SQUEEZE!
"UGHHHHH!!"
Another player held a thug in place while another player came closer and pulled his pants all the way down.
"L-LET ME GO!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!"
Then the player's hand made a flicking motion aimed at the thug's nut.
"NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!"
Sorry, buddy, you're too late.
The flick caused the thug's balls to swing wildly in agony and despair.
"UAHDJEOMCKSOSODEOS"
Meanwhile, one thug, hiding in the bushes nearby, fearfully watched as his comrades were "brutally" defeated.
"I-I have to get out of here!!!"
As he turned away, his lips suddenly touched the thick lips of Goldeen.
?!
He looked up and saw the blue-haired boy smiling down at him.
"I have to transfer all of my pain to you!"
What does that even mean?!?
"A MOVE THAT I FORGOT BUT I REMEMBER KRILLIN USE THIS ON VEGETA MONKE FORM AND I WILL CALL IT KRILLIN DISK!!!"
The boy used Goldeen's horn to tear the thug's pants apart. (You call that krillin disk?)
Then he summoned Slowpoke and gave it an order.
"KAMEHAME HAAA!!!"
Well, it was more like he yelled it himself.
But of course, it's Slowpoke, so it followed the order very slowly!
Seeing this, the thug took the chance to run.
"Hey, you coward! Running away is for weaklings! Slowpoke, hurry up and do it!"
Slowpoke? (Huh?)
His mouth got close to Slowpoke's ear.
"Do it, and tonight I'll be The Deep."
"Okay."
"Wait, did you just talk—"
With just a thought from Slowpoke, the thug who was running suddenly felt a terrible pain in his balls.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
His balls twisted 269 degrees! How cruel!
"Phew, how's everyone doing?" Bob looked around.
The thugs had collapsed, overwhelmed by the attacks that were far beyond what a human could endure.
The players, seeing that no one was left standing, took the thugs' clothes, leaving them completely naked.
"Oh! Finally, some new outfits! It's so frustrating that this game doesn't let me change outfits in the avatar interface. I've been stuck wearing this white uniform like I just walked out of a mental hospital!"
"Hey, I asked an NPC where we can buy clothes, and she said to order online, but we don't even have phones!"
"Why don't we ask Red?"
"Why?"
"I don't know, he just seems reliable."
"...You know what? Good I-deer."
"For God's sake, stop making that joke! I've had enough of the shikanokonokonoko koshitantan nonsense!"
"What are we waiting for? Let's get on the motorcycles and find Red!"
"YEAAAAAAA!!"
Vroom vroom! VROOOOOMMM!!
"These bikes are awesome!" Birdup exclaimed, wearing a helmet, with Oceanlover sitting behind him.
The other players also revved up their engines, creating a loud roar like a bunch of maniacs.
"GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
As the words were spoken, the players took off at full throttle.
"YAAAHOOOOOOO!!!" Birdup yelled in excitement.
"OH SHIT! THERE'S SOMEONE CROSSING IN FRONT OF US!!" one player warned.
"Hehehe, I'm rich! That old lady was so stupid, I finally managed to steal her money!!" said the person crossing the road, who turned out to be a thief.
And those words reached the players' ears.
"IT'S MORPHIN TIME!"
"TIME TO DELIVER JUSTICE!! GO GO POWER RANGERS!!"
The thief heard the motorcycles and looked to his right, only to see them speeding straight toward him.
"WHA-"
Before he could finish, the thief was hit hard and sent flying into the air.
The bag of money fell right into the players' hands.
"SINCE WE'VE DELIVERED JUSTICE, THIS MONEY IS OUR REWARD FOR WHAT WE DID! BEING A HERO FEELS AMAZING!!!!"
...I don't recall heroes doing that.
"Hey, do you see that cliff over there?" Birdup pointed toward a cliff, and Oceanlover looked ahead.
"Uh... so what?"
"...Wanna try something extreme?"
"No-"
"TOO LATE, BABY!!!!"
Birdup cranked the throttle to maximum, heading straight for the cliff.
The other players followed suit.
And that's why they showed up just as Team Rocket was escaping by balloon.
*****
So, the power rangers franchise got ended, im not a fan of PR but that kinda sad (i guess?)
Btw, today i just watch Bardock, the father of Goku movie and holy shit Bardock so damn cool! Almost make me we-
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