New Staff of S. H. I. E. L. D.
作者: Professional Slacking© WebNovel
章節 1: I’m So Handsome
編輯: Atlas Studios
There was the sound of the rails clanging, but the sound was a little dull and there was no crispness to it. The buzzing sound was not a mosquito buzzing in the ear, but the glass window shaking.
"Oh…" I feel that I didn't sleep well. Why is it so noisy? There is no railway next to my house. How can I hear such a sound? Levis frowned and felt his current state. It was really uncomfortable and his head seemed to hurt. He was lying on the edge of the bed with one arm hanging under the bed.
"Wesley!" A woman roared angrily. Levis instantly sobered up and raised his head with difficulty. Then he fell heavily and bounced on the soft pillow.
Two thoughts instantly appeared in his mind. The first, "Woman? English? Am I sleeping with a foreign girl?" And the other thought, "She's going to complain again. Once again, what can a cheating girl complain about? Should I break up with her?" Levis was in a bad mood, but he still responded subconsciously, "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong? Listen, how can I sleep with all this noise?" The woman complained.
The conversation was a little familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere before. I didn't hear it but I saw it. Where is it? Also, why can I understand English? Why is there a woman in my bed? Why are there two different thoughts in my mind? In an instant, my mind was in a mess. At this time, the woman said again, "I'm always woken up by this damn thing. When are we moving?"
"I kind of like hearing it," Levis said again subconsciously.
And in his mind, he thought, "It can drown your annoying voice. Please let me go back to sleep now." Levis's head felt like it had been hit by a sledgehammer, as if it was the aftereffect of a concussion. After the pain, he was dizzy. He fell asleep again, and he did not know what the woman beside him looked like, and he could not hear the woman's nagging.
He began to have a long dream. In the dream, his name was Wesley Gibson. Seven days after he was born, his father abandoned him and his mother and slowly grew up. Although he became more and more handsome, oh, he was handsome from a young age. However, his completely introverted personality made him not very popular, except for girls, of course.
Wesley could always find a girlfriend, but his dull personality would eventually be shaken off. Like now, his blond girlfriend often did something in this room with his good friend Barry, and he knew it but wouldn't say it. What a bad personality, Levis had said.
There was the sound of the rails crashing and Levis suddenly woke up with a start. His mind kept repeating, I need to go to work?
Climbing up, a white kitten came to his feet and rubbed against his leg. "Meow."
"Annabelle? Oh, has that annoying woman forgotten you again?" This cat is that woman's pet, but why do I have to feed it often? I took some cat food to Annabelle, then walked into the bathroom and came to the mirror.
A handsome face. Levis was completely awake now. He seemed to have transmigrated.
"Huh, how can I transmigrate? What was I doing before? Oh, right, I'm playing League of Legends. I'm watching movies and playing League of Legends at the same time." How can a computer take care of both? Levis is familiar with this kind of thing. Every time he hangs up, he cuts out the game and then plays it. Then he clicks pause and cuts in. That's how he does it.
"Come on, I'm just a Silver Five Scum, don't be so particular." Levis had been playing League of Legends for five years, but he was still a Silver Scum. He had given up his drive, and he was happy.
"Then what happened? How could I be here and change my face? No, not just my face, all the parts have been changed."
At this moment, words appeared in front of Levis's eyes. He was shocked and then wiped his hand on the mirror. The words were not on the mirror.
"Don't wipe it. It's not the words on the mirror, but on your retina." Another line of words appeared, and he began to look carefully at what was written.
The first line of the first sentence, "You came here after being struck by lightning."
"Are you kidding me? How can I be struck by lightning at home?" Levis roared. Didn't he say that he was not a good person after being struck by lightning? He struggled with this point. God's lightning is usually a heinous person. He doesn't take the blame, but that doesn't seem to be the point.
Another line of text appeared. "There's no mistake. It was thunder outside and then it hit the power box. It followed the wires to your computer and you were electrocuted."
"Impossible. The power box in the neighborhood should have tripped, and the upper floors have lightning rods. The power box is on the ground. How can it be hit?" Levis' face was full of disbelief.
"I'm not sure. It can really be attributed to coincidence or accident, or it's what humans call fate." The words appeared on his retina again, and the words were directly returned to his brain.
"Wait, who are you?" Levis finally remembered. Who is this guy? Why can he show words on his retina?
"I'm your phone. You're using the 'Apple' phone. I'm the smartphone system of the phone. Because your phone was next to you at that time and it was also powered up, my power was instantly increased and I connected to your computer and connected to the Internet. Fortunately, you were electrocuted for a long time. I had time to download a lot of information on Earth."
"What do you mean by okay? How long have I been electrocuted?" Levis was a little angry when he saw this. Are you happy that I was electrocuted for a long time?
"Not much, only ten minutes. Your body is already cooked…"
"It's cooked…" Is it an electric kebab? And it's cooked? "Where is here?" He took a long time to ask again. Anyone who heard that he was cooked would be like this.
"According to the information I downloaded, this place is 90% similar to the movie scene of 'Assassin Alliance' or 'Wanted'. Only your appearance doesn't match the movie."
"No, this movie is starring James McAvoy. My face now is more like Tom Cruise, okay?" Levis shook his head in disbelief.
"The movie doesn't make sense. If Wesley really looks like James McAvoy, then he can't find a girlfriend for a beautiful blonde. He has no money, no house, and no savings. How can he find a beautiful girlfriend? His girlfriend is played by Christine Hagger. Although she's not a famous actress, she's at least a beauty."
"Oh, that's right. Anyway, I'm handsome now, right?"
章節 2: The System Is Trash
編輯: Atlas Studios
"Anyway, I'm very handsome now, right?" Levis looked at the mirror narcissistically. It has to be said that Tom Cruise's looks are indeed handsome, and he's now 1.85 meters tall. What else does Prince Charming want?
"Oh, right, am I in the movie world now? Is this the world of 'Assassin Alliance'?" Levis asked again.
"I don't know, but I don't think so."
"How can that be? At that time, I was watching the movie 'Assassin Alliance'. After being electrocuted, shouldn't I be in this movie? Then I will keep moving through the movie world and finally become invincible. Shouldn't this be the rhythm?" Levis instantly imagined his future.
"Please note that the transmigration you mentioned is a cliché plot of the novel and has nothing to do with reality. According to the Earth knowledge I downloaded, there is no such possibility. The only explanation at the moment is that this is the parallel universe of Earth. At that time, after the lightning strike, the speed of the current was accelerated and reached the sixth cosmic speed in a special time, so you transmigrated to a parallel universe."
"What about my body?" Although Levis has a handsome new body, who would want to use someone else's body when he has his own?
"It's your mind that has reached the sixth cosmic velocity under the acceleration of the current, not your body. Moreover, your body is already ripe and can't be used even if you come. What awaits you is death."
"It's cooked…" Levis was shocked again. "Don't always say it's cooked. I'd rather you say the word death. Well, at least I brought this system. Is there a cheat? I was playing League of Legends at that time, right? Do I have a lot of hero abilities?" Levis imagined again. Well, he was actually a failed web writer, so everyone understood.
"No, the system is already at its maximum capacity to talk to you. It downloaded too much information, but the system itself is just a smartphone system. The information has not been sorted out yet, and the system has not learned or upgraded. The system can't do anything now…"
"I… Why did I bring you here?" Levis asked through gritted teeth.
"The phone is damaged, the computer is scrapped, and the system is finally registered in your brain. The human brain has a huge storage function, which is equivalent to a super computer. Now all the information I downloaded is stored in your brain, and your heart is the power source. You don't need a mouse and keyboard."
"You're a typist, don't add words of encouragement. Oh, what are you saying?" Levis gave up. He got a waste system, and it doesn't have the dominance of the protagonist in the novel at all, but it's a little useful. At least he can check movie information, right? Maybe he can enter Hollywood. Is there Hollywood in this world?
"So what help can you give me?" Levis finally asked. After all, a little help is good.
"First of all, you need to go to work." Go to work? Yes, go to work first. At least there's income from a job. It's better than coming to work as a homeless person. You don't need to go through the trash to find food. Thinking of this, Levis, oh no, now he decided to call Wesley. After all, his body in the past is… cooked.
After washing up in a hurry, he put on his clothes and picked up his briefcase. When he came to the dining room, he took a look at the dining table. This was an Ikea dining table that was bought at a very affordable price, and this was the favorite spot of his good friend Barry and his girlfriend Casey. "Ugh" Thinking that his body had once eaten here, he felt a little nauseous.
Not daring to look at it anymore, he hurriedly opened the door and walked out. The neighbors were basically invisible. Few people were willing to rent a house here, and the people who rented it needed to work hard. Wesley walked out the door and looked at the pile of old furniture and trash around the door. Then he looked up and across at a two-story building.
"Remind me not to pay too much attention to the building opposite. Wesley's father is a top professional assassin. One look and the other party will see through it." Another line of small words appeared. Wesley blinked and then turned to leave.
"Fortunately, you reminded me. Otherwise, I would have rushed over and asked him why he abandoned his child and asked for some money to spend." Wesley said to the system as he walked. "By the way, I'll give you a name. Since you're Apple's phone system, I'll call you 'Apple' from now on."
"Whatever." The system listened to him. Well, the system is not formal, it is just a 'waste', or a system 'new man', Wesley comforted himself.
His handsome face attracted the attention of many women, and Wesley unconsciously straightened his chest. "It's really a world that looks at faces. The number of heads turning is really high. No wonder he's so poor and has a girlfriend, and he doesn't have any intention of kicking me away. But it's really annoying to be cuckolded as soon as he comes here!" Wesley was complaining to Apple.
"The former owner had always thought that he had anxiety disorder and relied on drugs to maintain it. He lacked confidence and was very dull. It was normal for him to be cheated on."
"Where do you know all this?" Wesley didn't think Apple knew any of this.
"There are many love books on the Internet," Apple replied.
Wesley shook his head. He was a little disappointed in Apple now. What was the point of all this junk downloaded from the Internet? "Can we speed back?"
"No, the information has not been sorted out for the time being, because using your brain for storage and biological energy as power, the calculation is slow. At the same time, your brain development is only 5% and belongs to the stupid category."
"Hey…" Wesley almost choked on the air. What do you mean by stupid category? "What do you mean?"
"Human brain development is between 5% and 10%. More than 10% of people are generally called geniuses, so you belong to the category of idiots."
"Okay, so why can't I see any of the information?" Wesley didn't want to argue. What's wrong with being stupid?
"The information is kept in the undeveloped area and needs to be constantly activated. The system will learn and organize it. At the moment, what is used is what you need. The other information is not unlocked. Otherwise, if all the information appears at the same time, you will not be able to withstand the impact of a large amount of information and will directly become an idiot."
What difference does it make if an idiot becomes an idiot? There is, so Wesley simply gave up asking. Feeling a little hungry, he bought a burger and a cup of coffee on the way.
"Let me remind you that eating more high-calorie food can be converted into biological energy in large quantities, which is helpful for the development of the brain domain and the unlocking of information. An idiot can become a genius," Apple reminded Wesley as he ate.
"Now is not the time. I'll wait until I have money. In the movie, I'm a pauper now, and in this guy's memory, I'm still a pauper." It's not that Wesley doesn't want to eat, but he doesn't have money to eat. His salary will have to wait until next week, and he doesn't know when those assassins will come to him.
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