章節 2: Chapter 1.
This is how my life ended. I plunged into darkness. Then I realized myself hanging in the middle of some white infinite space in the form of ... a spirit. Yes, the spirit. Well, translucent arms, torso, and the absence of legs subtly hinted at this. I would have already started spinning around in search of the golden gate with the inscription "PARADISE", but then a sign popped up in front of my very nose. It read:
Congratulations!
You were able to accomplish the almost impossible: survived despite all the efforts of the Angel of Death to take you away. Only three mortals in the entire history of this world can boast of such an achievement. You are rewarded to live one more life. You retain your memory and previous life experiences .
Agree
WELL NO
Hooray!!! And I already thought that luck left me. Of course, we press "YES". I hope my next life will be happy and long. I almost reached for the YES button with my finger, but another sign popped out.
Congratulations !!!
You were able to do the impossible - you died very stupidly. A bony hand has already been waved at you, but your way of death made some gods laugh. At the same time, they brought one Angel of Death to hysterics and PSG from their post. No one before you can boast of such an achievement. You are the first! For this you get a unique opportunity:
* choose one superpower from the list of available ones;
* choose a world for rebirth from the list of available ones;
* select the character you are transformed into from the list of available ones.
Agree
WELL NO
Hmmm. Somehow it turns out not unambiguously. It seems cool - he managed to make the gods laugh, and to bring the Angel of Death. Achievements are dubious, even a little offensive for a very stupid death by a bone. But figs with him, with the achievement. The main thing is the buns. A lot of them. They are different. And they are all delicious. We can only hope that the Angel of Death (or whoever he is working there now) is not vindictive. I want a fantasy world with magic! And a character with one hundred percent guarantee of possession of this very magic. And, of course, to the heap one more extra superpower ! So lucky! Oh, how I turn around!
T ak that both plate "YES".
You are rewarded to live one more life.
You keep your memories and experiences from a previous life.
The process of merging the shells of the soul, which are responsible for mind and memory, with the core of the soul has been launched:
1% - Please expect ...
16% - Please expect ...
54% - Please expect ...
83% - Please expect ...
How long can I ... I've been hanging around here for eternity ... Does this system work on the first stump? .. Or am I such a lucky one with a long load? It just did not break off, it did not glitch . Don't want to lose even a piece of memory.
99% - Please expect ...
100% - The process of merging the soul sheaths, which are responsible for mind and memory, with the core of the soul has been successfully completed.
- Hu- uu ... Well, thank the gods who are responsible for this.
Rebirth process started
1% - Please expect ...
... - made a mistake ka
- EEE! What's wrong? What the fuck is a mistake ?!
... In relation to the unique situation and the introduction of additional items rebirth process is temporarily suspended.
Select additional items.
Start choosing additional items?
WELL NO
- It's good that I'm already dead. So I would have died of a broken heart again . Of course yes".
Item number 1 - the choice of the world for rebirth from the list of available ones.
(List of available worlds provided by the Lord of Hell in gratitude for the new worker.
Compiled by the Demon of the Third Circle of Hellfire,
responsible for boiler No. 16565156454454.
PS
We look forward to visiting
Nez lopamyatny former Angel of Death)
Something in my backside intuition just screams about problems. Okay, I have to look at the list. It can't be that bad.
List of available worlds:
# 1 - the world of " Naruto "
# 2 - the world of " Naruto ". Dark version
# 3 - the world of " Naruto ". Hardcore version
Please select one of the following options to continue ...
- What, nah **, choice ?! I can't see him point-blank!
Here's a hit . This is all the same revenge, and terrible revenge. Okay, calm down. The world is not so bad. Chakra , various techniques are quite interesting and promising. The main thing is not to get involved in the events of the canon. If you climb, then at a minimum and for the benefit of yourself. Here I will choose some left body and I will live peacefully for myself.
So, we take the first number. Others don't inspire confidence at all. Knowing the future, even an approximate one, is already a significant advantage. In other versions, judging from their name, the canon will wave its pen at the beginning. Unambiguously press the item number once. Further…
Item number 2 - the choice of a character, in which you will be reborn, from the list of available ones.
(List of characters provided by Death)
But now it's definitely a complete ass. For the loss of an employee, nothing good will surely shine for me. I think I even know what options there will be: " Naruto ", " Naruto " and, of course, " Naruto ". Nothing, let's break through. Other victims somehow survived. Why am I worse?
The main thing is not to get burned and not get to the one-eyed mummy.
List of available characters:
# 1 - Naruto Uzumaki
# 2 - Naruko Uzumaki
# 3 - Menma Namikaze
Choose one of the options offered to continue ...
Q.E.D. I will definitely take the first option. The second frankly frightens me, and the third does not inspire confidence. In the first, at least I know what to expect.
In the third, it is not known what will happen. Menma was supposedly called Naruto from the parallel world, where Tobi threw him with Sakura. There Naruto's parents are alive, Akatsuki are Konoha's allies , Kiba is an inadequate cat lover, Lee is a transvestite, Hinata is a bitch. This is all my meager knowledge of that world. The familiar canon is better. And this is the first thing.
True, Narik's life is such that no hell is needed: everything is within the boundaries of his native village. But even in this position, you can find your advantages. There are few of them, but still the last Uzumaki has good potential, if this canon natural blonde was able to hang everyone. And I can do that too, and maybe better.
Secondly, it has a " nine-tails chakra reactor " that responds to the Kyuubi .
Third, Hinata. Yeah- aa , in love with Narika Hinata. Yes, this kawaii concentrate at the beginning of the series, and the same kawaii concentrate , but already in the fourth or fifth size. I will definitely check it manually and more than once. Hmmm ... something I got distracted.
So, we take the first item and see what kind of superpower will be .
Item number 3 - the choice of superpowers from the list of available ones.
(The list of superpowers is provided by the God of Games and ...)
Oh, God of Games, that's kind of good. It seems that I did not have time to annoy him. Well, I really hope so. I was fond of games a little, but I still played and played well. I hope I get that very ability. Yes, yes, that's exactly the same ... Well, let's scratch our fingers, let's pray to the God of Games ...
List of available superpowers :
# 1 - Ability "System Player. Standard version ""! ".
# 2 - Ability "System Player. Version + ""! "
# 3 - Ability "System Player. Rev. T. 3000 Sia ""! ".
Yes Yes Yes! HOORAY!
This, I understand lucky, so lucky!
At first glance, the choice is also not very diverse, but it only seems. What other superpower to expect from the God of Games? Of course "gamer"! With this mod and knowledge of the canon, I will bend everyone there! Hinata will be mine! Hinata: a harem! I decided: I will have a harem like any normal hitman .
- Mu -ha -ha-ha-ha! Pha-phe-khe ... - so remember: "Rehearse villainous laughter", otherwise I am in the form of a spirit, but still the first time did not work.
Eh, do not be an evil spirit for me, sadness-trouble. Okay, put aside bawdy dreams and villainous plans for the future.
So the first thing ... but not a damn thing.
And how do they actually differ? Let's think logically: "Version is standard" means that it is a standard. Hmmm ... logical. "Version +" - this is some kind of bonus sewn to the standard.
As for "Version T.-3000" I don't even know: there are no associations. In a past life, the school did not prepare for this. My self-education on fanfiction is limited only by mentioning the gamer's system and about some goodies of the "player +" version. As for me, there were few differences: all the same eggs only in profile.
We do not look at the first point. Enough, I've already typed the first ones, it's time to choose something else for a change. The second point looks safer, and the third one is newer and more promising. The newer version is always better and more perfect, but the old one is more reliable.
So ... What's that exclamation point next to each item? I'll try to click on every fireman opposite the second option, otherwise the choice will be counted. At the moment, I'm still leaning towards the latter. And a short description:
List of available superpowers :
№1 - Ability "System Player version standard" "!".
# 2 - Ability "System Player version +" "!"
- Short description:
+ basic set "Standard version";
+ Forum;
+ Shop;
+ Auction.
# 3 - Ability "System Player version T.-3000" "!".
Well, now at least something has cleared up. Thank you, God of Games, otherwise I had a presentiment of setting up, but here everything is convenient and understandable. Let's see what the basic set is. Click on the icon "!" opposite the first item.
List of available superpowers :
# 1 - Ability "System Player version standard" "!"
- Basic set:
1) The player's body;
2) The mind of the player;
3) Generation of quests and tasks;
4) Creation of illusory barriers.
# 2 - Ability "System Player version +" "!"
# 3 - Ability "System player version T.-3000" "!".
That's what I understand the superpower of so many things! And everything is mine!
- Mu -ha -ha-ha-ha! Pha-khe ... - already better, but training is still needed.
And now let's see what the most interesting point gives us.
List of available superpowers :
№1 - Ability "System Player version standard" "!".
# 2 - Ability "System Player version +" "!"
# 3 - Ability "System Player version T.-3000" "!".
- Short description:
+ basic set "Version +";
+ Original and individual attitude of the system to the user;
+ The ability for the user (theoretically) to agree or even (theoretically) persuade the system to issue, change or cancel any task or quest.
Just like that ... I never would have thought that it was possible.
A thin, annoying, measured squeak distracted me.
Why is that beeping ... Hmm, this is a countdown clock.
- 37 ( peak) ... 36 (peak) ... 35 (peak) ...
Until the end of the selection of additional items, there are:
Timer (00:00:33)
- Blah, the third point is urgent! No time to view the details!
How I hadn't noticed this fucking watch before! Well figs with them. The main thing is that I had time.
Completed selection of additional items:
1 - " Naruto " Rebirth World
2 - The character in which the rebirth is carried out, " Naruto Uzumaki "
3 - Superpower "System Player. Version T.-3000"
Confirm / Reject
- Confirm!
Faster! Until the time is up ...
Rebirth process resumed:
2% - Please expect ...
10% - The world of rebirth is defined.
25% - Rebirth character identified.
50% - Start of installation of the superpower "System Player. Version T.-3000"
62% - Please expect ...
86% - Please expect ...
99% - "System Player. T.-3000" installed successfully.
one hundred%
We wish you a pleasant rebirth.
The download process has ended. Darkness surrounded me. The moment is a flash of blinding light.
Darkness again. And I passed out.
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