章節 1: chapter 1
Author: hello here is the first chapter of this new book.
3 person pov
Rick the smartest person in the universe is running away from several hordes of "humans" with praying mantis heads running after him after they killed his grandson because of a stupid idea to make a girl fall in love with him.
"Shit shit shit!" Rick screamed in despair when several monsters were running after him because they smelled Morty.
Rick continued running to his house where his ship was, Rick checked his pockets for some weapon but there was nothing he hit himself on the forehead, cursing himself mentally for not having taken a gun.
"Why don't I take a gun on the shit day? "
Rick turned the corner and saw his house he started to run more than his legs could. When Rick arrived he quickly went to look for a weapon and he noticed that his laboratory was destroyed but his weapon was coincidentally not broken in the middle of everything he ignored it and started shooting at several monsters that chased him to his home.
Rick stood in front of them and laughed.
"Dumb dumb monsters without a brain"
Rick went to his ship seeing that he could not do anything he decided to leave this universe and move to another.
Rick thought what he was going to do he decided to do something that no Rick would do he would live alone without his family he was already tired of his family disturbing him and ending the little of his peace he had and Rick saying more the relationship with his daughter was very upset and at any time she was going to throw him out of the house so he decided to choose a universe where he never existed and so his daughter also did not
Rick smiled thinking about it he didn't want his daughter to have married the loser Jerry who was dumb as fuck dumber than Morty for a change.
Rick sighed he had no choice he would leave this universe.
Somewhere else
A child with bush-like hair was trying to tell his father that the cat was an alien who came from space most obviously his father didn't believe it.
"Look son forget that Mr kat is just a normal cat i know you are still a child and your imagination is very fertile but you cannot go out mistreating the cat"
Coop looked at his father a little nervous.
"So I won't be grounded?"
Burt looked at his son again
"Whoever said you wouldn't be grounded can go up to your room"
Burt his father pointed to his room.
Coop sighed in annoyance telling himself that the cat will pay next time.
Mr kat, who was looking at everything, could only laugh maliciously at the coop until he heard a strange noise. He looked back but saw nothing and said "meow?"
With Rick Sanchez
Rick had just arrived and he appeared in a forest he looked around and saw that there was no one he sighed because he was unable to take his ship but his portal gun and pistol were with him.
Rick decided to leave the forest and went after some civilization as he had information where he was going he had money in hand and a lot to tell the truth he gave him to buy a mansion or something but he decided he would buy a common house anyway.
Rick without realizing he was already on the street it was until a quick walk he saw that some people were looking at him because he was carrying a strange object and because he was in a lab coat. Rick ignored it and decided to go to some house to ask for information about where he was and maybe spend the night in a house.
Rick saw a very different yellow house to tell the truth there were some parts higher than the others but Rick didn't care he knocked on the door a few times and waited for someone to open.
And someone did open it, but it was a little girl with glasses who called her father.
When burt arrived he saw Rick who was carrying a strangehine he decided to break the silence.
"Hi can i know why you came to my house"
Rick sighed
"I want to be clear with you i'm sure you should never have seen me here but could you let me spend 1 week here until i find a place to live?"
Burt raised an eyebrow at Rick.
"I don't know" burt said crossing his arms
Rick looked at burt showing his money
"I give you 1,500 Canadian dollars a day you didn't hear wrong 1,500 Canada dollars a day to let me stay a week here don't worry i won't bother you and your family and the money in all will total 10,000 Canadian dollars 10,500 to be more precise . then will you let me stay? "
Burt was impressed by this $ 1,500 a day he found it strange that a random guy showing up at his house offering money like this to stay at his house but he seems to be harmless after all he is old.
Burt looked at Rick and held out his hand to him, which Rick accepted and greeted.
"Burt Burt Burtonburger"
"Rick Sanchez"
Burt pointed to his daughter
"This is my daughter millie"
Rick looked at Millie who waved at him.
Burt told him to come into his home and called his son.
Coop came down the stairs and saw Rick standing looking at him with a machine.
"Uhh who is this father?"
Burt tapped Rick's back and said.
"My son, is Rick Sanchez"
Coop came downstairs and said his name.
"wait!"
Everyone looked at Millie who was the one who had spoken or best shouted.
"We forgot to show him Mr kat"
Rick saw the child run and come back with the cat in his hand and the cat looked strange at Rick.
"Say hello to Mr Cat Mr Rick"
Rick looked at the girl and held out his hand to try to pet him but the cat tried to scratch Rick who quickly removed his hand.
My God this cat scares me Rick thought
Rick kept his hands this time away from him and said hi.
Millie looked at Rick and said.
"Sorry Mr Rick Mr kat does not act that way sorry"
Rick just sent a peace sign to the girl.
Rick didn't even notice anymore it was getting dark and millie went to her room and burt went to prepare something to eat and just Rick and coop stayed in the same room for a long time without saying anything to each other until Rick decided to speak.
"So boy what does that cat have he is very strange for the type of this breed of cat without hair"
Coop looked at Rick and scratched the back of his head wondering if he should speak or not but he decided to speak.
"Is that that cat is not common he came from space and is trying to dominate the planet"
Rick laughed softly.
"Look boy your father gives you some medicine or something"
Coop looked at Rick strangely and said no.
Schizophrenic this kid is not at least. Rick thought
"So boy what makes you believe he came from space?"
Coop looked at him because no adult was taking him until seriously
"He tried to kill me several times and created weapons to kill me or do something else"
Rick looked at the boy.
"interesting"
" do you believe me?"
Rick was looking to the side and said clearly.
"No, i admit the cat is weird but i'll only believe it if you prove it to me ... uhhh forget it is nothing"
Rick was feeling awkward as if someone was watching him but he decided to ignore it.
Rick went to the couch and decided to watch some TV show he was going through the channels until he saw Jerry playing a movie (I forgot the name of the movie sorry if you know, comment here that I edit)
"You are kidding me"
Rick turned off the television and went to the burt.
"Hey burt"
Burt looked at Rick.
"Yes rick"
"Do you have any place where you can leave this"
Rick showed him his machine.
"Yes there is a shed in the garden you can leave it there"
Rick was about to put it away but he turned and put the money on the table.
"Here the 1,500 that I talked about tomorrow will give more"
Burt looked at the money still wondering about it but he took the money.
Rick was already in the garden and he had to admit it is pretty much more beautiful than his house even has a tree house. He arrived at the shed and put his things away and closed it and went back into the house where burt had just ready the food the smell entered Rick's nostrils which could only mean it was chicken.
"Time is right Rick I just ready the food"
Rick was almost sitting down but burt said to call millie and the coop and Rick went upstairs and knocked on the coop door.
And he opened the door.
"Burt told me to ask you to eat come on, I'm going to call your sister too.
Coop went downstairs and went to eat Rick again and knocked on the door.
And Millie left.
"Millie your dad is calling to eat"
And millie said ok and she went down she left the door open and Rick saw Mr kat but he was dressed like a princess Rick was laughing a lot but he was even hitting his leg but it looks like Mr Kat didn't take it very well and started growling at him showing his nails.
Rick stopped laughing still with a face mocking the cat but he went down and went to eat too.
With everyone at the table eating burt he decided to talk to Rick.
"So Rick what do you do for a living when you see that thing with you means you are not ordinary"
Rick swallowed the food in his mouth and said.
"Is that i am a scientist i work creating machines and ... other things"
Burt gave Rick a surprised look.
"It's okay now I don't think it's strange that you give me so much money"
Coop interrupted their conversation.
"Wait so you know how to create things like ships"
Coop said excitedly to Rick.
Rick gave the boy a slight smile, no one was so impressed with what he did.
"More than that kid if you want i'll even show you my invention someday"
Coop was disappointed but he would get over it.
Burt looked at Rick
"Then Rick could show us the inventions you talk about so much"
Rick looked at burt and said
"I think it's better not because what I am going to show is something very unusual and the government cannot know that"
Coop got more excited.
"Please show us we will be quiet we will not say anything"
Rick looked at burt who motioned for him to show.
Rick got up and went to an open place and took out his portals gun.
"This is my portals gun by name you should already know. What he does basically teleports you to any part of the universe but if you choose a wrong planet or universe you can die so only I can move powders I decorated all the coördinates of the universe and the multiverse "
Rick aimed and fired his gun.
And a green portal opened.
Everyone's jaw dropped at what they saw a royal portal in front of him and Rick continued to speak.
"This portal that we opened takes the 35-c dimension"
Rick went on to explain how it worked and stuff.
But on the stairs Mr kat was looking at the gun in Rick's hand with his mouth open with that and then he thought to himself to get that portal gun but as he said he doesn't know the coördinates of the universe so even if he got it would die trying to use it.
Rick finished his explanation to everyone and they couldn't say anything.
Coop came close to Rick and Rick looked at him back.
"Rick could you show me more of your inventions please"
Rick looked away and said.
"Tomorrow boy you have to sleep you don't go to school or anything"
Coop looked down and went to his room and Millie did the same.
burt looked at Rick and said.
"You can sleep on the couch if it doesn't bother you"
Rick looked at the couch and said.
"No problem, I just want to stay here for a while"
Burt said ok and went to the bedroom while Rick was still in the room.
Rick went to the fridge and looked for some beer but with no luck then he made a reminder to himself to buy some or himself to drink so he went to the couch and decided to sleep.
The first chapter of this new book is finished, I hope you liked it because it will come out a lot more.
That's it bye.
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