章節 2: chapter 2
Author: let's get straight to the point.
3 person pov
The day was beautiful birds singing flowers blooming it really was a beautiful day depending on the sight of some people but for Rick Sanchez it was just another shit day.
Rick the scientist was on the sofa at exactly 7:30 am and what made him wake up early? Simple the sunlight that was directly in his eye causing him to wake up and start cursing the sun in every possible way he was thinking about what he would do today because now he had no morty and his "adventures" would not be the same without him. do not confuse this for the sentimental side because he went with the morty because of his stupidity which made the difference completely and the Times hindered him a lot.
Anyway Rick got up and went to the bathroom to piss and of course wash his hands afterwards
Rick had nothing to do at this time of the day he had no garage to work on his machines and making a lot of noise wouldn't be a very good option and so he did what a normal person would do he went to make his breakfast just for him clear.
Rick knew how to cook but he wasn't a professional at it he just did what anyone would do when they don't have a lot of bacon and simple eggs quick and easy.
When Rick started making it he broke the eggs and put it in the frying pan after a few seconds the smell of the egg reached his nostrils giving a wonderful smell after three eggs were placed he took the bacon and put it in another pan making a mixture of aromas that only it made him more hungry.
Rick was stamping his feet patiently waiting for his breakfast to arrive at the right spot after a while stamping his foot he put out the fire on the stove and put his food on the plate and sat on the table Rick started eating until he remembered that this was not it is his home and he is taking things without permission after a few seconds Rick started to eat not caring if they would call or not but probably not since he is paying a large sum of money to the burt.
Rick after eating washed his dishes and looked at the time.
"8 hours? Huh, time goes by very fast" Rick told himself.
Rick later sat on the couch and went to watch television, there wasn't much, but it was enough to distract the scientist until Burt came down the stairs and he saw Rick sitting on the couch.
Burt moved closer to Rick and said. "Good Morning"
Rick looked at burt and said, "eeeh uh good morning i think"
Burt realized that Rick was bored.
"what bothers you Rick" burt said.
Rick didn't look away from the television and said. "I usually make up inventions but since I'm at your house I have to follow your rules"
Burt raised an eyebrow and said. "Are these inventions dangerous?"
"it depends but most of it is dangerous I keep it in a place that nobody can use but the rest are just some ideas that come to my mind and then I forget about them" Rick said a little suspiciously.
Rick looked at burt suspiciously and said "why?"
Burt smiled and said, "As you have a responsibility, you can use the shed if you want, if you don't make noise, that's fine with me and keep it away from the kids, especially from Coop."
Rick nodded and went to the shed.
A few minutes later coop and millie came down the stairs and breakfast was ready.
Rick was in the shed thinking about what to build until he remembered millie. Rick's ears started to hurt just remembering her scream.
"I better make earplugs before I'm deaf" Rick said with disgust.
Rick spent a while making his earplugs before he put them in his ears.
The ear plugs had a very small that is placed close to the ear hole
And it was getting dark Rick was baffled by what he took hours to make simple earplugs?
Rick saw an old woman with her dog who kept barking and then he saw the perfect opportunity to test his earplugs
Rick looked around and said. "Okay, earplugs! Block sound! "
With those words said, earplugs completely blocked the sound from the dog barking to that annoying old woman who kept talking to her dog Rick laughed at that scene about how boring she must be.
Rick looked around again and said, "earplugs! Turn the sound back on! "
Rick's hearing systems came back a few seconds later and he was disappointed and the reason was. "I just realized that this line that I projected just got cool in my head now it sucks"
Rick took off the earplugs and he started to go inside but simply their earplugs got weird and then started flying out of his hand and into the house.
"Hey! My earplugs! " Rick started running and got his tampons and then he started rubbing the tampons in his hand and they stopped Rick saw that some things flew into the basement too so he went down and saw the coop.
"My science work just became instinct and i'm sure you know it said cat!"
Rick saw that the cat casually shook its head sideways meaning no.
"Uh is it just me or did that cat nod its head?"
Coop and kat only later saw Rick standing in front of them.
Coop smiled wickedly when he saw Rick.
"Rick my science work just flew here and then I saw kat here I'm sure he did it"
Rick looked at kat and then looked at the white curtain VERY suspiciously and then he said "I don't think boy he did nothing after all he is just a dumb cat"
Rick saw that the cat reacted to that last comment by making Rick smile inside.
Coop and Rick went up. Rick was always going to go to the couch but coop called him.
"Rick, you're a scientist, right?"
Rick on hearing that comment shook his head which means yes and then coop said.
"Could you help me with science work?"
Rick looked at the coop and said. "Of course i just can't do it anymore isn't it simple?"
The whole coop smile left his face.
"... fine"
Coop went up the stairs after that and Rick started watching TV.
After a few minutes Rick saw that a lot of planets from a model began to fly into the basement.
Soon after, Rick heard a scream coming from the kitchen and he went over there and saw burt with coffee in his clothes and he had put his hand in the water.
Rick looked at Burt and said, "What happened here?"
Burt looked at Rick and said, "I don't know my cup just went flying and the coffee in it burned me"
Rick raised an eyebrow at that and went back to the couch but coop but coop once again appeared in front of him.
"Please Rick my second science job ended up flying help me please"
Rick looked away from the boy and said, "I don't want a coop"
Coop started swinging Rick saying.
"Please please please please please please please please please"
Rick was already getting bored and then he got up and started going to the shed and the coop said "where are you going Rick? Rick! "
Rick closed the door in the face of a coop that he started to hear noises inside the shed.
A few minutes later Rick came out of the shed and saw that the coop was still waiting for him.
Rick looked at the boy and showed a very small robot to coop.
"Here is your stupid science work now leave me alone please!"
Coop took his work and smiled running in. "Thanks Rick!"
Rick went back inside and he started watching television again.
Until everyone went to sleep because it was already late.
The next day
Rick was at the table with a robot , Rick turned on the robot that said it. "What is my purpose?"
And Rick said, "give me the butter"
The robot did what Rick had said but differently he put butter on his bread that robot was a version 2.0 of his old one when the robot finished he asked again.
"What is my purpose?" and Rick again answered.
"Pass me the butter"
And the robot said. "Oh shit" and Rick chuckled and said.
"welcome to life"
He would already bite into his bread until he mysteriously created static again and started flying into the basement.
Rick closed his hand in anger and said.
"Now it's personal"
But when he went to the basement he saw burt flying to a wall hitting it and going through it.
Rick raised an eyebrow and said, "Are you still alive?"
Rick burt raising his hand and making a sign to him meaning yes.
Rick laughed and said, "you're really tough"
Rick looked at the cellar again and he went to eat this time hoping he wouldn't fly again if heads wouldn't roll.
When Rick finished eating he saw burt at the door reading a newspaper until something came and went through the newspaper and going to the basement Rick seeing that sighed and ignored it.
With coop
Coop came down the stairs and he saw Rick but he decided not to disturb him after yesterday so he went to the basement.
When coop came down he saw kat sleeping peacefully he smiled and said. "You lost kat you tried to sabotage my science work but you couldn't help Rick" coop looked and saw a strange machine in front of him so he thought. "If I take two projects, will the teacher give me extra points? i know i'm going to get an A + but you never know "
Then coop took the machine and said. "Thanks for the extra kat points"
After that coop went to school to present his work.
With Rick
Rick is relaxed watching television again.
Rick turned off the television and said to himself "I wanted to turn this into an interdimensional television"
He went to the sink and filled a glass of water and drank when he returned to the living room he saw a lot of cat food flying out of the house.
Rick went down the basement stairs and saw kat desperate to get his food.
"What the fuck is this cat !? what did you do !? " Rick shouted at the cat.
The cat looked at Rick and he started growling at him Rick was not afraid this time and he started walking towards the cat.
"I don't have time for you, you shit. Did you create a machine that conducts static to have food? Really!?"
Kat snarled and jumped over
Rick to scratch him.
"Damn it!" Rick shouted.
but Rick bent down and kat hit the wall.
Rick looked back but the rest of the cat food hit him on the head making him fall to the ground. Kat saw that his food was leaving and left the basement to try to get his food and Rick later got up rubbing his head.
"Holy shit what is this food made of?" Rick said as he rubbed his head.
Rick came out of the basement and ran out of the house and saw that the rations were going in one direction so he said, "shit this wave could explode and damage the entire electrical grid in the country I don't want to run out of power, rocket boots!"
And then his shoe was quickly replaced by rocket boots so he started flying towards the feed.
Rick when he was flying he went that the ration was going to a school.
Rick sighed seeing that and he said "it can only be coop"
He went down and when he was getting to the room where the ration was going, but when he opened the door he was sucked inside, knocking on the ration he turned and saw that it wasn't just him there Rick looked around and saw a lot of kids and a guy with a pigtail so he spotted coop.
"Coop knew it was you!"
Coop looked at Rick and said, "Sorry!"
Rick sighed then he looked down and saw kat eating the food Rick was pissed off seeing that so he turned his foot towards the cat and said "rocket boots!" then the boots were changed and started to send fire towards the cat that reacted in time jumping to the side.
Rick later heard this. "Damn awesome rocket boots." Rick looked to the side and saw who had spoken was the guy with the pigtail that Rick realized he was the class teacher.
After that Rick saw that coop launched a yo-yo in the direction of the door and miraculously trapped it and then he and another boy started to go towards the door and Rick did the same approaching them so coop turned and shouted "Rick you are here! " then Rick replied "shut up and just keep going!"
Rick felt the yo-yo rope swing so he looked back and saw kat behind him.
"Bitch that gave birth! Go faster coop! "Rick yelled with coop.
So he obeyed and then the three arrived at the door and coop cut the yo-yo line making the kat get stuck in the line and get stuck together with everyone.
Then the boy next to the coop said, "What are we going to do coop !?"
And coop said, "I don't know!"
Rick looked at the machine holding on to the door and he saw a black wire running between them along with an outlet.
After that, Rick shouted at the two boys, "There is a socket there, this may be what made the machine go crazy"
Coop and his friend looked at the machine and said at the same time, "How are we going to turn this off !?"
Then Rick said. "Give me your hand let's make a human rope!"
So they held Rick's hand making his human coop rope at the end and Rick at the door for having a bigger coop arm was stretching all over to reach the outlet until he managed to get to the outlet and pulled it off by disconnecting the cable making everyone Fall on the floor.
Everyone stood up and Rick saw the professor giving a co-op sermon.
"You will not get an A + because of the destruction you did but as the other invention did not cause any chaos I will give you a B and nothing else!"
Coop sighed in defeat and his friend patted him on the back until Rick put his hand on his shoulder to keep from screaming and said, "coop, you didn't already have an invention why did you take another one?"
Coop scratched the side of his head and said, "I just wanted extra points."
Rick, hearing that, a vein grew on his forehead, does it mean that all that chaos was due to extra points?
"Be aware of what you put me through, i will tell your dad this not everything with the machine part and stuff but i will tell it in a way that is not exaggerated" Rick said clearly.
Rick then looked at kat who had just ripped the rope and made a sign with his hands pointing two fingers to his eyes and then the cat's which means I'm watching you.
Then everyone went home and the coop got a sermon from the burt.
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