章節 220: 220. Live Again!
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"Come here, boy." Hector helped King T'Chaka get up.
Everyone's face was worth seeing there. He had suddenly appeared out of the portal and shot Erik. The time taken between that was less than 3 seconds. He didn't even let Erik speak and give an argument.
"You killed him," T'Chaka muttered, not really angry, just shocked.
"Of course I did. He was plotting to steal Vibranium with the international illegal weapons seller, Ulysses Klaue. He also killed hundreds of people while in military service and, even now, planned to harm world peace. Not to mention, he killed a Gorilla in Zimbabwe a few years ago. Zimbabwe and the US have a joint task force called Poach the Poachers. So I poached him." Hector clarified his stance.
T'Chaka knew he was bullshitting. But he was not going to complain about it. Knowing what might have happened if Erik had become king was a devastating thought. "Thank you, mister President."
"Why has an outsider meddled in our ritual?" M'Baku objected to Hector.
Hector sighed and looked around. He should introduce himself to them first, he thought. So raised his arms wide, "I am Hector King Washington, President of the United States of America. Also a leader of the United Galactic Federation of Spaces.
"I honestly don't care about Wakanda or what you do with your vibranium. But it's a fact that now the world knows about you and your technology. They will come after you one way or another, and when that happens, you will need me.
"I do not threaten you, but it's logical now that Wakanda needs allies. Wakanda needs to take a leadership position in the African continent. You have the power. I have the money and the pull. That is why T'Chaka came to me. And I only wish for Wakanda's advanced medical technology to be promoted worldwide. I care not for your weapons." He earnestly gave a short speech.
Hector knew that these tribes all had different morals and aims. Some just wanted power, and some wanted peace. But now, as outside forces threatened them, they had nowhere but to come to him. He wasn't going to take advantage of them either, as vibranium was as good as gold to him.
"Anyway, I will go now. I have plans for some African countries today. Since Afghanistan was a success, it's time for Africa." He didn't care for their internal petty politics. He had given them his offer, and if they ignored it again, then he'd not help them when the hyenas come to chew them.
In a cloudy portal, he disappeared. His destination was a small landlocked nation called Burundi, just beside Rwanda. It was supposed to be not only Africa's most but also the world's poorest country.
It was going to change now.
...
Korea,
Hector's ban on Samsung hit the nation hard. It was a wake-up call for the people that they need to make sure Samsung stays just a Korean company, not Korea itself.
Initially, many people said, "The West is meddling in our country." or "West is trying to dictate us." But when actual victims of Samsung's exploitation started to come forward and some retired politicians spoke around the same line as Hector, it became evident that Hector was only on the side of humanity.
So the political landscape changed in an instant. Everyone in power was being looked at with an eye of doubt, and the Public Prosecutors went on a spree to ensure all corruption cases were investigated thoroughly. They had zero political fears at the time because the public was more scared now.
Eventually, the current government fell due to mass resignations and indictments for receiving money not only from Samsung but other family-run conglomerates. The chaebol system was being rooted out so fast that those who wanted to escape couldn't gather their wealth in time.
As Hector promised, when this started to happen, he started pushing money into their economy. The more they worked well, the more Hector supported them. And eventually, the economic graphs seemed even better than before.
...
Afghanistan,
It had been a while since Hector had his run in the country and magically created greenery and water for the people. The human psyche was simple, power was respected, and kindness was worshipped.
On a mission to show Hector's work, news channels were advised to go in and look at the ground condition. And when they did, they had a surprise awaiting.
Now, Hector didn't believe in overnight miracles, so he didn't produce one. To change society, the change needs to be slow. So he only got the Afghan people what they needed the most. No violence, food, water, electricity, and education.
However, how can the population afford food and water when they have no jobs? Even if new infrastructure companies were entering for projects, it would take time. What about the kids going to school?
So a new invention was made. First, all Afghan people were registered on a national identification card. The card also had information about their employment, bank, and salary. Through this, the list of Poverty Stricken populations was created.
Next, thousands of Face Detection Vending Machines for the Poor were installed all over the country. They provided people with two healthy meals a day. It consisted of some rice, a vegetable with gravy, and milk.
All people needed to do was stand in front of the machine and let it scan their faces. Each was allowed two meals a day, no matter what time. Initially, Hector was worried about the safety of these machines. But then the news came that some people beat a thief gang to death for trying to steal the machine.
Yup, they were pretty protective of the thing that fed them every day. They were ready to die for it. And next, Hector again sent the US military to the nation. But they were non-combatants. These people were instead educators.
The final words of an old man about Hector in the documentary were, "I don't know who he is or why he's doing it. But seeing the change, I'll say god sent him."
Unironically, he was absolutely right.
...
Burundi,
"All right folks, we're live again. As you all requested some time ago, I have decided to collaborate with other famous folks on Youtube, movies or sports. So today, we have Tom Cruise with us. As we all know, this guy is not just a man of science but also prays to science."
Tom Cruise's face appeared to frown awkwardly, "Come on, mister president, I know I was dumb entering that church. No need to remind me every time."
"Lad, mistakes should never be forgotten, lest your mind find yourself repeating them. Did you seriously fall for Scientology? It's not even an old religion." Hector didn't stop mocking him for the whole stream.
Tom Cruise had some pretty die-hard fans, and normally if someone mocked it, his fans would rage. But since it was Hector, the fans didn't mind. Because they were his fans too.
As they walked together, it turned into Tom Cruise interviewing Hector. Maybe his PR folks told him to do this, not that Hector denied it. Instead, he worked to fix some things behind the scenes.
For example, creating new canals for irrigation. Creating better fertile soil, or killing corrupt leaders. But, of course, the killing didn't happen on the screen. He didn't really have much to do in this country as compared to Afghanistan. Nearly all African nations were poor due to dumb and corrupt leaders, not lack of resources.
"By the way, when are you getting married? The world saw you proposing Wonder Woman on the day of the invasion." Tom suddenly asked.
This did get Hector thinking about it. Although he and Diana already lived like they were married, he had still not given her a lovely wedding.
"I am a politician. All I can say is soon. Now stop asking personal questions and read the chat donations. The money is for charity." He ordered the short boy.
"Okay, the first question comes from MisterImmortal: Mister President, please save ape brothers."
Hector chuckled, "Oh, I will definitely do that. Poaching the Poachers is an initiative for that. Okay, next question."
Tom read, "FilthyFrank asks, 'Mister President, what is your favorite cake flavor? Hair or vomit?' I don't know what this means."
Hector ignored that one, "Next,"
"Vice President Kennedy asks, 'Can I take a leave?'"
"No, I told you that this morning, Kennedy. Now stop watching the stream and go back to work." he scolded.
"Okay, next question is... Ah, a ten million dollar super chat. Elon Musk asks, 'Would you rather suck a dick or get dicked down for world peace?'"
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Tom glanced at Hector's angry face and knew he should skip this one. "Okay, the next question is from Pornhub, 'Mister President, what's your fetish?'"
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When Tom Cruise read that, he realized it was another inappropriate question. So he looked at the whole list of upcoming questions. "Please fuck me!" "Send Nudes." "Do a nude show for world peace." "Can I call you daddy?" "Did you buy Bitcoin?" "Are alien chicks hot?"
Tom was aghast, "GOD! Why is the internet so horny?"
Hector sighingly answered, "It always was, son. Always."
...
Testing times were coming soon for Hector. He didn't know, but many nations around the world didn't like him meddling in other countries and their politics. After all, Politicians were also like businessmen, and they would never preach to get their business lost.
They knew what Hector was selling, but they were not buying it anytime soon. To them, world peace and aliens were secondary, but their national identity and their group of power were primary.
This way, the Anti-Hector coalition that had been disbanded after Hector's disappearance had resurfaced again. Stronger than ever before, even. Now it even has bigger and stronger members and not just some companies.
However, they failed to realize that Hector was not really a saint because their nations were so corrupt. Their people in important places were in the market at the right price.
It was a game of chess where the enemy thought he was winning, but in reality, the real winner was already a dozen steps ahead.
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