章節 15: Promoting Bathing
Because of the success of the Qufu Plow and the Bull Nose Ring, Marin's right to speak at Hoffman Estate has been greatly improved. Old Hoffman and Mrs. Mary began to pay attention to Marin's opinion. Seeing that he had the right to speak, Marin decided to take advantage of his own opportunity to make some modifications to the backward Hoffman Estate. In addition to improving productivity, at the same time, it is necessary to change some bad habits of people in the manor. For example, Ma Lin's first reform plan is aimed at the bathing problem.
The Hoffman family, apart from the Marlins who passed, the other are devout Catholics. Everyone is very convinced that the church's propaganda of the non-bath is true. Therefore, in addition to the often trained sweaty Adler training to wash the body with water, the Hoffman and Marin's younger siblings have to take a shower for a long time. In order to cover up the odor caused by long-term non-bathing, Mrs. Mary also specially applied musk and other spices to her body.
In fact, the number of baths in the Hoffman family is quite good. For example, they will take a shower every few days in the summer. In the winter, the time interval may be longer and there will be no bathing for two or three months.
Some devout believers, it is normal to not take a bath for a few years. For example, the Sun King Louis XIV, only took 7 baths in the 72 years. They have a sword for ten years, and he has taken a shower for ten years.
When the family was eating together, Marlin was somewhat reluctant to be too close to his relatives. Because they have a bit of astringency caused by not taking a bath for a long time. This gives Marin an illusion that he is not eating at a noble family, but eating with a group of monkeys who don't like to take a bath. Maring, who couldn't bear it, immediately arranged the serfs who would be carpentry in the manor, circled two huge oak barrels, painted them, and dried them for a few days as a bathing bucket. At the same time, he built a closed small room on the side of his room and placed the tub. Then, in the eyes of the whole family, Marlin started the "suicide" of taking a bath every day.
"Dear, why are you tormenting yourself like this? Is it the fact that you did not enter the emperor's army hit you so much? You can't think of suicide." Mrs. Mary looked at Marin with concern. Old Hoffman, who has already picked up his sleeves, is ready to "save" Marin out of the tub.
When Marin heard this, he first squatted and then laughed:
"Haha, Mom, who told you that the bath is suicide? This is really ridiculous!"
"Stop, this is what the highly respected bishops say!" Old Hoffman angered.
"Dad, my teacher used to walk the world. He told me that in Turkey, people see bathing as a habit. Every town has a public bath."
"Don't tell me the Turkish pagans, they are devil believers." Old Hoffman was very dissatisfied.
"Even so, there are public baths in ancient Rome. The ancient Romans often went to the bathroom to bathe, and did not say that the ancient Romans were sick and dead!"
"Isn't ancient Rome destroyed by our great Germans?" Old Hoffman retorted.
"They were defeated by the Germanic army." Marin was speechless and very anxious for the old Hoffman's IQ.
"This..." Old Hoffman couldn't think of a rebuttal.
"Dear, are you sure that the bath will not get sick?" Mrs. Mary asked with concern.
"I'm sure, and very sure! My teacher said that people in Asian countries, including the great empire of the East, are used to taking a bath. I have never heard of a bath that will make people sick."
"But the bishops of the church will never lie to us?" Adler retorted.
"That's good, may I ask, is there a bath in the Bible that is sick? God has not said this, and Jesus has not said it. This statement seems to have been transmitted after the Black Death. There is no basis at all. "
"But I still feel wrong..." Old Hoffman could not refute Marin, but still insisted on his own opinion.
"Nothing, if you don't believe, you can watch. I am taking a bath every day, seeing that I have to be sick!"
"But, child, I am afraid..." Mrs. Mary is still very worried.
"Don't worry, Mom, I won't make a joke about my life!"
In the next few days, Marin took a bath in high-profile every day, and sang the German version of "The Bathing Song" in the small bathroom. It was a very high look, which made the whole family very confused.
Kahn and Kohler, under the orders of Marin, took a bath in Marin's small bathroom after bathing in Marin every day. Of course, they have another bath tub. Half a month later, Marin's three people bathed in a high bath, and the family was very worried, for fear that Marin suddenly became sick and then snarled. However, Marin, Kahn and Kohler are all alive and kicking. Then, the Hoffmans, and Marin's brothers and sisters, began to wonder. Later, in order to forcibly change the habits of his family, Marin sneaked away and quietly deceived his two brothers, Simon and Albert, into his room, and then violently stripped the tub that was thrown into the small bathroom. His whole family blown up, Old Hoffman even carrying a stick f to chase Marin. Even Mrs. Mary, who has always loved Marin, was angry this time. If Marin had personally proved that the bath was okay some time ago, Mrs. Mary had to join the ranks of killing Marin, and together with the old Hoffman, Marlin made a "double-playing doubles".
In the family's worries, Simon and Albert, two skin monkeys, did not appear ill. Then, the family began to feel relieved. Adler was so stupid and bold to start trying. Marlin told the manor in the manor that he had built several wooden barrels. Adler asked for a return and set up a small bathroom in his room. Then, I also learned Marin and started to take a shower... However, Adler was not as clean as Marin, not washing every day, but washing it once or twice. But even so, Adler is considered to be "deviant". The next attempt is Mrs. Mary. As a woman, nature prefers to be cleaner. There was nothing wrong with seeing the two sons taking a bath often. So she also hearted. Then, she began to bathe often, washing herself up in white, fragrant... And then, she couldn't escape the old Hoffman's claws.
"Go and go, the dead ghost, the body is stinky, go to the bath, or don't think about sleeping in bed!"
Therefore, the old Hoffman with grievances joined the bathing army.
With Mrs. Mary taking a shower and sharing with her daughter Anne, all the family members of the Hoffman family started taking a shower.
When I was eating with my family again, Marin never had the feeling of eating at the Because of the success of the Qufu Plow and the Bull Nose Ring, Marin's right to speak at Hoffman Estate has been greatly improved. Old Hoffman and Mrs. Mary began to pay attention to Marin's opinion.
Seeing that he had the right to speak, Marin decided to take advantage of his own opportunity to make some modifications to the backward Hoffman Estate. In addition to improving productivity, at the same time, it is necessary to change some bad habits of people in the manor.
For example, Ma Lin's first reform plan is aimed at the bathing problem...
The Hoffman family, apart from the Marlins who passed, the other are devout Catholics. Everyone is very convinced that the church's propaganda of the non-bath is a pure public paradox. Therefore, in addition to the often trained sweaty Adler training to wash the body with water, the Hoffman and Marin's younger siblings have to take a shower for a long time. In order to cover up the odor caused by long-term non-bathing, Mrs. Mary also specially applied musk and other spices to her body.
In fact, the number of baths in the Hoffman family is quite good. For example, they will take a shower every few days in the summer. In the winter, the time interval may be longer and there will be no bathing for two or three months.
Some devout believers, it is normal to not take a bath for a few years. For example, the Sun King Louis XIV, only took 7 baths in the 72 years. They have a sword for ten years, and he has taken a shower for ten years...
When the family was eating together, Marlin was somewhat reluctant to be too close to his cheap relatives. Because they have a bit of astringency caused by not taking a bath for a long time... This gives Marin an illusion that he is not eating at a noble family, but eating with a group of donkeys who don't like to take a bath in the gang of the gang... ...
Maring, who couldn't bear it, immediately arranged the serfs who would be carpentry in the manor, circled two huge oak barrels, painted them, and dried them for a few days as a bathing bucket. At the same time, he built a closed small room on the side of his room and placed the tub.
Then, in the eyes of the whole family, Marlin started the "suicide" career of taking a bath every day...
"Dear, why are you tormenting yourself like this? Didn't the army that did not enter the emperor hit you so much? You can't think of suicide..." Mrs. Mary looked at Marin with concern. Old Hoffman, who has already picked up his sleeves, is ready to "salv" Marin out of the tub...
When Marin heard this, he first squatted and then laughed:
"Haha, Mom, who told you that the bath is suicide? This is really ridiculous!"
"Stop, this is what the highly respected bishops say!" Old Hoffman angered.
"Dad, my teacher used to walk the world. He told me that in Turkey, people see bathing as a habit. Every town has a public bath."
"Don't tell me the Turkish pagans, they are devil believers." Old Hoffman was very dissatisfied.
"Even so, there are public baths in ancient Rome. The ancient Romans often went to the bathroom to bathe, and did not say that the ancient Romans were sick and dead!"
"Isn't ancient Rome destroyed by our great Germans?" Old Hoffman retorted.
"They were defeated by the Germanic army, and they were not soaked in a bath..." Marin was speechless and very anxious for the old Hoffman's IQ.
"This..." Old Hoffman couldn't think of a rebuttal.
"Dear, are you sure that the bath will not get sick?" Mrs. Mary asked with concern.
"I'm sure, and very sure! My teacher said that people in Asian countries, including the great empire of the East, are used to taking a bath. I have never heard of a bath that will make people sick."
"But the bishops of the church will never lie to us?" Adler retorted.
"That's good, may I ask, is there a bath in the Bible that is sick? God has not said this, and Jesus has not said it. This statement seems to have been transmitted after the Black Death.
There is no basis at all. "
"But I still feel wrong..." Old Hoffman could not refute Marin, but still insisted on his own opinion.
"Nothing, if you don't believe, you can watch. I am taking a bath every day, seeing that I have to be sick!"
"But, child, I am afraid..." Mrs. Mary is still very worried.
"Don't worry, Mom, I won't make a joke about my life. But teach me, but a great man, not a bishop with limited levels!"
In the next few days, Marin took a bath in high-profile every day, and sang the German version of "The Bathing Song" in the small bathroom. It was a very high look, which made the whole family very confused.
Kahn and Kohler, under the orders of Marin, took a bath in Marin's small bathroom after bathing in Marin every day. Of course, they have another bath tub.
Half a month later, Marin's three people bathed in a high bath, and the family was very worried, for fear that Marin suddenly became sick and then snarled...
However, Marin, Kahn and Kohler are all alive and kicking. Then, the Hoffmans, and Marin's brothers and sisters, began to wonder...
Later, in order to forcibly change the habits of his family, Marin sneaked away and quietly deceived his two brothers, Simon and Albert, into his room, and then violently stripped the tub that was thrown into the small bathroom. in...
This whole family can be blown up, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Old Hoffman even carrying a stick full of manor to chase Marin. Even Mrs. Mary, who has always loved Marin, was angry this time. If Marin had personally proved that the bath was okay some time ago, Mrs. Mary had to join the ranks of killing Marin, and together with the old Hoffman, Marlin made a "double-playing doubles".
In the family's worries, Simon and Albert, two skin monkeys, did not appear ill. Then, the family began to feel relieved...
Adler was so stupid and bold to start trying. Marlin told the manor in the manor that he had built several wooden barrels. Adler asked for a return and set up a small bathroom in his room. Then, I also learned Marin and started to take a shower... However, Adler was not as clean as Marin, not washing every day, but washing it once or twice. But even so, Adler is considered to be "deviant"...
The next attempt is Mrs. Mary. As a woman, nature prefers to be cleaner. There was nothing wrong with seeing the two sons taking a bath often. So she also hearted...
Then, she began to bathe often, washing herself up in white, fragrant... And then, she couldn't escape the old Hoffman's claws...
"Go and go, the dead ghost, the body is stinky, go to the bath, or don't think about the mother's bed!"
Therefore, the old Hoffman also grievances joined the bathing army...
With Mrs. Mary taking a shower and starting with her daughter Anne, all the family members of the Hoffman family started taking a shower...
When I was eating with my family again, Marin never had the feeling of eating inside the sewers.
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