Alternate Dimension Game: Happiness is all that matters!

LV 4

thunderpants

slapstick comedy, so a vr headset appears suddenly and mc puts it on did I buy this? he enters games like old man ring (Elden Ring), Kill man (Hitman), and slap stick comedy ensues. hmm how do I get into this building, you approach a fat guard, A do you bribe him with $500 dollars, B threatening him, C bluff your way though A. hey can you let me in here is a thank you gift. Guard pockets the money and tells you go away. MC what, this game is broken, punch, takes back money and guards wallet only has $50, poor bastard only $50, mc puts on fat guards uniform, and enter lobby but is stopped, guards look at his ill fitting uniform and mc says I lost a lot weight,another guard peers at the nametag oh that's Andrew's uniform why are you wearing it!