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A Defective Cog(Haitus)

Chương 1: Crossing

I reached a cross road in life literally and physically, I was launched by an out of control bike onto the pavement of a busy cross road with smooth, really smooth traffic, yeah as you can imagine it did not end well like a child getting mauled by dogs, horrible.

Now I'm sitting in a waiting room just like the doctors office, took a long time to get to the appointment. I am now in front of a really handsome guy, looks like a blond hair, blue eyed prince from a manhua, simply beautiful, unlike your boy here the only thing going for me is my six feet above ground, my lightly tanned looking skin, curly hair and my chiseled jaw line I wasn't deadly handsome but it was good enough to get a date for valentine.

So lets get into the conversation.

Manhua boy- "Hello Gaebriel Kolberg."

Me- "Sup."

Manhua boy-"It seems you have taken account your circumstances."

Me - "Yeah, the waiting room was hella boring had to get my shit together or I would go crazy like those other guys."

Manhua boy- "That's, good? Well you have two wishes just don't go ham with it. "

Me- "Just like that?"

Manhua boy -"Yes. "

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Me- "Kind of awkward. can you let me think for a bit."

Manhua boy-"You have all the time in the realms."

Me- 'This must be why I waited so long this guy is too chill. Hmm?'

*Thirty minute time skip

Me- "Ok so I want precognition. I can use it anytime of the day, anytime of the week but for only two minutes with a 30 second cooldown and just make sure that if I use it too much my eyes bleed."

Manhua boy- "Oh my, at least you didn't ask for brainwashing powers like those thirsty anime simps. " Says in a threatening tone.

I shiver at that one sounded like a demon from hell or something, any way.

Me- "Ten times the strength of a normal body builder."

Manhua boy- "That's it?" He asks in a disbelief. "Thought you'd ask for more?"

Me- "I nerfed my self didn't I." I said in a disbelieved tone.

Manhua boy- "I don't want you you to come here back again early so I'll give some details and some perks. You'll go to MHA I will send you copies of the manga in your mind every time it updates and I'll give you the chapters they already have. "

Me- "I didn't really know much about anime but I know that MHA thingy sure is popular so that's ok I guess. Can you tell me perks?"

Manhua boy- "No it makes it just a bit more fun and I will send you in twenty years before canon so expect baby stuff."

Me-"Oh! No!"

Manhua boy- "Oh yes. Good bye."

Me - "Wai-"