Chương 4: Goth Powers Man!
🚧Drugs/Alcohol🚧
Shatter POV:
I woke with a start because of a stupid fucking nightmare. Again. These really need to stop. Maybe I can get some stuff later at that pharmacy a few streets over. That should help. Well now I'm in a bad mood. But, I can smell the food Giri made for dinner, so I'm gonna eat the pain away.
Going into the bar, I realize it's super hot in the hallway, and I turn around to go take my shirt off in my room. The bar itself is even hotter. I'm gonna complain about it.
"It's hotter than Dabi's voice in here!" I yell, scaring everyone, I notice. What I DON'T notice, Is Dabi walking up behind me. He smacked me over the head. He snickers and sits on the couch as I rub my head and pout. As I'm getting my coffee and food, I decide to fill in Mr. Compress about my accomplishment.
"Hey Compress! I used the card trick to give one to Eraser. He was confused as FUCK about how I managed to pull it out with gloves, and a tight shirt, on! You HAVE to teach me more! Please????" I do my best puppy eyes.
"Of course I will! It will be my honor to help you continue tormenting that poor, poor hero. Just let me know when you're free next." He makes a flower appear, and tucks it behind my ear. I nod and thank him before getting ready to sit at the bar. Right before my ass touched the oh-so-comfy leather that was picked for the stools, I changed course. I handed Toga my plate, which confused everyone, uncrossed Dabi's arms, and plopped down in his lap. As I was taking my food back, he got ready to push me off.
"Now, now, Dabi." I chastise. "Giri won't be happy if you make a mess on his floor." he grumbled something under his breath and shifted so we'd be comfy like this. Contrary to what others who don't know us might think, we actually get along pretty well.
"Thank you for the food Mamagiri! It smells amazing!" He gives me what we think is a smile.
"So...I can still smell the blood from your injury. Can I have some blood???" the excited little mosquito come-alive asked from her spot on the couch.
"Toga, we've been over this before. No you may not. I don't want you to be able to turn into me! How will my precious Dabi feel when TWO of me are hitting on him?? That's just not fair to him at all!"
"He's right. I'd kill everyone if another one popped up from nowhere." Dabi complained while putting his arms around my waist, and his chin on my shoulder. After I finished eating, he wouldn't move, so I had to ask Twice if he could put my plate on the counter for later, and refill my mug. I only asked cause he was the only one up and moving at the moment. Otherwise, I'd just put it on the floor, and suffer. When I got my coffee back, I shifted to where I was sideways in his lap, with my head under his chin.
It's getting pretty late, so everyone who isn't a night criminal was heading to bed one by one. Eventually, it was just me, Dabi, and Shiggy in the bar. Usually when this happens, we do one of four things. Drugs and be dumb. Drink and be dumb. Wreak havoc on the town. Or a combination of the three. After a little watching TV, and talking, Shiggy proposed our favorite game. Of course we were down!
Dabi and I sit at the bar while Shiggy goes behind it to set everything out. He grabs my all-time favorite drink: Vodquila! Instead of shot glasses though, he grabs pints. After filling them to the top, he sat down on the other side of me.
"Alright! We all know the rules. Drink this as fast as possible, and wait 30 minutes. Then repeat! After that, we do lines, this time! Followed by whatever happens when none of us are aware of anything! Whoever wakes up least hung-over, and/or not in jail, wins! Three!" Shiggy explains and starts the countdown.
"Two!" I follow.
"One!" Dabi ends, and we all chug our drinks.
I end up finishing first, so I go sit down on the couch. Dabi finishes next, followed closely by Shiggy. The two come and sit next to me on the couch, and we turn on the TV after setting an alarm. The hour goes by quickly, and we all attempt to stand since we forgot everything in Dabi's room. We all make it there eventually, and collapse on his bed. The rest of the time spent inside was full of bad movies, snacks, and a fashion show.
Then we decided to hunt down Eraserhead for autographs.
"You guys know what we should do?" Shiggy slurred out while wearing one of Dabi's work outfits.
"What should we do?" I responded while pulling on Dabi's heavy-ass jacket, completing another one of his work outfits. "How the fuck do you move around in this, man? The pants are too tight and the jackets too heavy? The fuckin boots are big as fuck!" I complained.
"Goth powers man! The second you're goth, you can do anything!" Dabi explained while leaning back on his bed.
"We should go get Eraserhead's autograph! Dabi, get dressed! We all need to look like you! That way he's confused!" Shiggy explained his genius plan while dragging Dabi over to his closet. We finished getting ready while giggling at everything.
"We need to leave Mamagiri a note in case we die." I slurred while leaning on the hallway wall. The other two agreed and we found some paper and a pen in my work bag. "Dear Mamagiri, we have played our game again. We are going to hunt Eraserhead for his signature! Hopefully we are home by you reading this. Wish us luck! -D,S,S (P.S. I have work at 10pm tomorrow please make sure I am still alive)." I narrated while writing. We stick it on the counter and leave.
Once we make it outside, we climb to the rooftops. We managed to stay mainly up above the street so no one could see us. After searching for around an hour, we saw him across the street, watching us.
"HIIIII ERASER!!! WE HAVE A QUESTION!!!" I yell out happily. We hear him sigh before he makes his way over to the roof we're on.
"What do you need? I'm in the middle of patrol. Why are you all dressed as Dabi? Why do you reek?" he groaned when he realized what we smell like.
"Well good sir, we would like your autograph!!!!!" I cheered while shoving the paper and pen at him. "We were having a fashion show in his room! We're in the middle of our favorite game!"
"May I ask what this game is?" the hero asks while signing our papers.
"See who survives!" Dabi says happily while trying not to fall over.
"Lots of drugs and alcohol! Least hung-over wins!" Shigs explains while sitting.
"You guys decided to hunt down a hero. While drunk and high. Correct?" he asks again while handing the now signed papers back.
"We never claimed this was a good idea! But it sure is fun!" I defend while hugging him. Well, I fell on him. "Oh my god guys! He's such a good hugger!" The other two ask for hugs, which he actually gave.
"Welp, according to my watch, that I forgot to put on tonight," I put my arm up like I'm checking it anyway, "We have more shit to do, and we're gonna be late." We all start walking to the edge of the building, and get ready to climb down the fire escape. Eraser tried to follow us, but we just ran away as fast as possible. So, not very fast because Dabi's the only one used to how heavy and chunky his outfits are.
"DABI!!!!" Shigs yells, scaring some people. They start to scream and panic. Understandable. "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ABLE TO WEAR THIS?!?!"
"SHIGARAKI, I TOLD YOU IT'S GOTH POWERS!!!!! SHATTER IS DOING FINE!!" Dabi yelled back. Now that all three of our names have been heard, there's more chaos.
"HOW THE FUCK AM I FINE?!?! YOUR PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!!!!" I yelled out while waddling. "HANG ON! WALL!!!!" we all stop and Dabi throws up a wall so we can take a break. We sat on the ground, and started cackling.
"I just realized we have no idea where we are." Shigs pointed out while laughing.
"Shit! Anyone got a phone??" Dabi giggles out. We all checked our pockets. Nothing but the papers. "Ask for directions?"
"Sure! Dabi go out and get some since you're more fire-proof than we are!" I ordered while pointing out. He got up and sprinted through the wall. We heard some screams from the side he was on, and figured he made it.
"I JUST NEED DIRECTIONS! WE'RE HELLA LOST!" After a few minutes, he ran back through with a napkin that had a map on it. "Nice old lady! Also Eraser and a few more heroes are out there. We gonna have to sprint to our next spot." he sat down and placed the makeshift map on the ground. "She even wrote where the station is!" We figured out the general area we were in, and made a plan. Just fuckin sprint to the left, and destroy things as we go. We should end up around the mall. We decide to wait for the water hero to start taking down the wall before we start. Just cause the clothes and Dabi are semi fireproof, doesn't mean we are!
It's suddenly a lot cooler around us, so we start sprinting to the left. Dabi is lighting more fires, and Shiggy's destroying stuff in our way. The rest of the night, and early morning, goes by in a blur of flames, screams, laughs, and sirens.
Kurogiri POV: *The Next Morning*
I woke up in a good mood. When I leave my room, I see Dabi's door open, with tons of clothes all over the hallway. I walk into the bar to find empty glasses, and a note on the counter.
'Dear Mamagiri, we have play our game. We are to hunt Eraserhead for his signatue! Hopefally we are home by you this. Wish us luck! -D,S,S (P.S. I have at 10pm please make sure am still alive)'
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