You were supposed to hoard supplies, why the heck did you hoard zombies!
Sci-fi GENIUS CEO APOCALYPSE URBAN ADVANCEDTECHNOLOGY HUMOROUS DOOMSDAY ZOMBIE
“Mr. Zhang, it is said that you often make zombies work overtime without pay, is that true?”
Zhang Ye, enraged, snatched the microphone that was pushed to his mouth and said righteously:
“Who said that?”
“I'll sue them for defamation!”
“Someone's defaming me, you know!”
As he spoke, he turned and grabbed a zombie, “Did I force you?”
The zombie, silent, just went “Ugh ahhhh—”
Zhang Ye immediately said, “See! He said no!”
The next morning, the headlines of the Sanjiang Apocalypse Morning Post read:
Zhang's Group Chairman, Zhang Ye, not only admitted to making zombies work overtime, but he also abused a zombie in front of reporters, truly a man without conscience! Our newspaper expresses strong disdain for such a person!
This book is also called “Who Let You Bring Zombies into the Factory” 