HP : living a new life

"Mudblood"
Malfoy said the forbidden word.
Ron raised his wand and said"eat sluggs"
A light came from the wand of Ron and with a yell Ron crashed to the quiddich Post.
Aaa....that hurts
"Sorry teeeeee"
What the f***** ..... where am I
*hey bro you're in the body of some one else*
What?.....why????
*God knows why ...but you see you know the plot of this world there is no fun to watch it if you know everything ...so...as regarttable it is I will remove your memory within five minitues...soooo sorry dude*
Who the hell are you....
*wow that's a great way to say goodbye...am god...and it was nice meeting you Mr.*