Capítulo 76: Side-Chapter 3
(A/N: This chapter is non-canon and doesn't contribute to the story. Just a fun chapter for the New Year. If you are interested, please read but there are some teeny tiny spoilers that could be true or not true. You just have to find them.)
Vegeta had been fed up from the Gods and today, he had a brilliant plan to execute that will wreck havoc upon the Gods. He had developed enough to stand in the way of the Gods. A technique that he had learned could mask him from anyone in the universe and not be detected. Even if the said entity has the 3 Omni powers.
"Clones, you know the drill today. Infiltrate and wreck havoc". Vegeta said to the clones as if he was commanding them in a drill. All of them had at least 10 capsules full of some fun stuff that would absolutely infuriate the Gods.
"Vegeta had a Go-Pro on his head, He was going to record and display the whole ordeal to the rest of the world". Saying that everyone took off to different directions.
Vegeta took off to the Greek Pantheon. When he got there, he met up with a person whose skin was white as milk(not the full description). This person had become Vegeta rival and a trusted ally. Just like Goku in Anime, even if he doesn't admit it.
"Have you done your work?" Without any introduction, Vegeta just got straight to the point. The person in front had the same kind of personality, so he just gave a nod in response without any need of useless talk.
"Let's go then". The said person helped Vegeta cross the Barrier and gate to the Olympus without getting discovered. Vegeta got inside the temple in the middle of Olympus. Getting there, He erected a barrier of his own with a variety of functions.
When he was done, he infused his sound with Ki and projected it everywhere." Rejoice Olympus, for the show of your lifetime". Vegeta said with an extra oomph to his voice.
Vegeta held a capsule and launched it high in the sky. A tsunami of monster shit, fermented for a year in the capsule fell on Olympus starting from the Temple. Zeus, when he heard the voice, quickly came out and started barking orders everywhere but his power wasn't working.
Other gods also came out but when they saw the wave of black deteriorated stuff falling towards them. They got intrigued, "Hey, do you know what that is?" One God asked the other. "How the hell, do I know!" Replied the other one.
The powers of the Gods weren't working and without their powers, the Gods were pretty dumb. Especially Zeus, who was going hysterical by now, for not being able to access his powers. He was shouting on top of his lungs but everyone was too busy looking at what was in the sky to care.
Just when the Wave got near them, they smelled the horrendous smell and started running for cover. Zeus also wanted to run but felt restrained for some reason, same was happening with Aphrodite, Apollo and some of the other Olympians. Zeus' mouth was slowly opened with his head tilted upwards , he literally ate shit for the first time.
Now, only Zeus knew if he liked the taste or not. Well, we might never find out. The tsunami swept Olympus like the tsunami that happened in Japan. Structural damage and psychological damage was at its utmost peak. Gods for the first time in their life bathed in shit and Aphrodite had literally fainted from this.
And this was just one of the many waves to come. This day Olympus was bathed in shit and the smell was not going to wash away for a good month. The shit was infused with Divine energy, so this was not going to be easy to dissolve or wash away. It was piled up to at a good 20 meters high. The Gods were literally buried in it and it would be difficult for them to get out without their powers. Left behind was the remnants of Norse divinity.
-----At the Chinese pantheon------
VegetaC(C is clone) passed through their detection and made it to the centre of the pantheon. Getting there, he did a quick scan of the surroundings, undetected. Making sure that everyone was there, He infused his voice with Ki."This Venerable is here to teach you guys the immensity of Heaven and Earth. Today, you will know the taste of Divine Shit".
"Which insect dares to approach the domain of this immortal". Come a voice without any powers from behind the clone. Not paying it any heed, he just threw the capsules up in the sky and detonated them. The barrier was already formed, so nobody will be able to get away.
This shit didn't come in waves and just came all together in ten times volume. It literally crushed the immortals, emperors and the venerables underneath a huge tsunami of shit. Fairy Change'e lake was filled to the brim. Even the garden of the Monkey King, Son Wukong, where monkey wine was made, was filled with the smell and taste of it.
The Immortals will also have to add a new flavour of wine to their repertoire. Today, Jade Emperor just became the Shit Emperor of Heaven. Left behind was the divine signature of the Greek pantheon.
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Similar scenes were happening around different pantheons. Asgard's golden walls were breached and painted brown with shit. Odin was furious, today, someone just came into his realm and spread shit all over the palace and worse was that he couldn't even find the culprit.
The shit literally infested the walls of Asgard and couldn't be removed. He couldn't even find the device used to suppress their powers. The whole realm will have to be remade. The walls were a lost cause, the smell and shit was so persistent that it was stuck like mould to walls. Never to be removed.
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The shrines in Japan were flooded full of shit. The dimensions of the Gods were not spared either. They couldn't even go out as their dimensions were sealed shut and worse was that they will have to reconstruct their temples even outside of their realms.
Japanese State was stunned as they couldn't why would someone even flood shit in the temples to begin with.
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Similar thing was happening everywhere. With the signatures of Greek and Norse pantheon left everywhere. Fun had just begun.
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