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slingingcocaine
slingingcocaine
3 days ago
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Maybe

I have been thinking over which women I should marry. As future king I can marry pretty much any woman, I could marry brienne of tarth. Not that I am there would be no benefit compared to others like Maergery Tyrell.

Lord of the thrones

Lord of the thrones

TV · slingingcocaine

slingingcocaine
slingingcocaine
3 days ago
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I respectfully disagree

Then he explained what I would get "you will be reincarnated into the Game of thrones/Asoiaf world. It's a mix of the TV Show and the books.... You will have the skills and abilities of Faramir from the Lotr books and movies.... Be the only legitimate child of Robert Bartheon and Cersei lannister... have a unique stand never used in any of Arakis works. That's it... good luck"

Lord of the thrones

Lord of the thrones

TV · slingingcocaine

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slingingcocaine
3 days ago
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Ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha, I swept everything off my desk spilling the ink bottle running every paper including the raven scroll where I learned about what my shit children did. My last hope is Steffon or Tyrion but I'm not giving the westerlands to some deformed beast.

Lord of the thrones

Lord of the thrones

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slingingcocaine
20 days ago
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It took him 3 full years of Stockholm syndrome to get her to agree to marriage.

Sauron in game of thrones

Sauron in game of thrones

Movies · jonas_karel

slingingcocaine
slingingcocaine
2 months ago
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baratheon is not stark, baratheons are also Andals and Starks are of the first men and the live on opposite sides of the continent

"Do you know what this is Cersei? No?! Then I will refresh your memory. This book has stored in it all the lineages of the ancient Houses of Westeros. House Baratheon, House Stark, House Lannister, Umber, Arryn, Tyrell, and more are written in these pages. When Robert Baratheon's bloodline is looked at in this book, you will notice that all Baratheons before him had the ancestral black hair and blue eyes. Each Baratheon was the same no matter the woman who married into the family. Each woman who married into the family had different eye and hair color, yet their children, only showed Baratheon traits," replied Aegon with his eyes staring right into Cersei's own.

Game of Thrones: The Targaryen Awakens

Game of Thrones: The Targaryen Awakens

TV · Moon_Lord_

slingingcocaine
slingingcocaine
2 months ago
Posted

It's been three months since you ever posted something, that something was very horrible, did you go on a world quest to get good writing?

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slingingcocaine
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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And in that moment, Catelyn Tully Stark gasped since she knew that face even after all these years of not seeing him in the North. The hair, the eyes, the overall facial features had matured since last seeing them years ago since that fateful day in the North. When she had smacked him the face, smacked the harp out of his hands, and crushed it beneath her feet. How she told the boy his place in life as a bastard, her husband's bastard, was beneath those who were true born like herself. Like her sons and daughters. Lady Stark had used her position as Lady of Winterfell and Ned Stark's wife to make Jon's life there miserable behind her husband's back.

Game of Thrones: The Targaryen Awakens

Game of Thrones: The Targaryen Awakens

TV · Moon_Lord_

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slingingcocaine
2 months ago
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"Aegon Targaryen actually. Jon Snow is dead. I have changed into what I was always meant to be in life. A dragon," replied Aegon casually.

Game of Thrones: The Targaryen Awakens

Game of Thrones: The Targaryen Awakens

TV · Moon_Lord_

slingingcocaine
slingingcocaine
2 months ago
Posted

I could make out with the author, I live this tory and he made so I live him

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