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“Nothing’s perfect, the world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us, trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful.”—Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

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HornyFBI
HornyFBI
1 days ago
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as long as your soul is powerful as it hides the location in the soul. James only knew one person with that kind of powerful soul-Dumbledore.

Afterward, Ivan explained his next steps. "I plan to cast the Fidelius Charm, making this manor a secret bound within my soul."

Hogwarts' White Lord

Hogwarts' White Lord

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HornyFBI
HornyFBI
1 days ago
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my poor Snape...

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After waiting for a while at the Leaky Cauldron, the doorbell rang, and a girl with long Curly Blonde hair walked in—it was Penelope.

Hogwarts' White Lord

Hogwarts' White Lord

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HornyFBI
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wtf is she holding.. nevermind, IDWK

Ah, Beef and Chocolate! Hmm Hmm! It's good that she didn't put any fruit this time—Wait! ???

Hogwarts' John Wick

Hogwarts' John Wick

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All you could say was that the poor little girl, naive and inexperienced, had been deceived by a big black dog.

Hogwarts' John Wick

Hogwarts' John Wick

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This isn't a time to go into depression, John! He slapped himself and then tried to cheer himself up.

Hogwarts' John Wick

Hogwarts' John Wick

Book&Literature · Dragonel23

HornyFBI
HornyFBI
1 days ago
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Who is her cooking teacher!! Kill it with fire!!

HornyFBI
HornyFBI
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Thank god it hit the floor and not his taste buds

Her expression shifted, the initial joy on her face fading away. The pineapple pizza she'd painstakingly made slipped from her hand onto the floor.

Hogwarts' John Wick

Hogwarts' John Wick

Book&Literature · Dragonel23

HornyFBI
HornyFBI
1 days ago
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Cassandra vs Hermione for love will be epic lol

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HornyFBI
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My Queen!

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HornyFBI
HornyFBI
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OMG. Parallels to Snape lol.

"Let me think, let me think... childhood sweetheart, Muggle-born Gryffindor witch, half-blood wizard," the Sorting Hat muttered to itself. "Then it shall be... it shall be..."

Succubus System At Hogwarts

Succubus System At Hogwarts

Book&Literature · Dragonel23

  • Hogwarts' White Lord original

    Hogwarts' White Lord

    Book&Literature ACTION ROMANCE SYSTEM COMEDY MAGIC HAREM DARK OVERPOWERED TRANSMIGRATION HARRYPOTTER

    4.63 Recently Updated

    After crossing over into the wizarding world, Ivan acquires a system that allows him to grow stronger by adding points. Snape: "What's with your magic? Why is it so powerful?!" Voldemort: "I can't lose in a duel of spells!" Dumbledore: "Here, take my position as headmaster!" Grindelwald: "A Seer, an Animagus, a Legilimens, a Metamorphmagus, what else have you hidden from me!" Hermione: "My Ivan! That's my Ivan!" Luna: "I haven't kissed anyone.. will you teach me, Ivan?" Fleur: "Although I look like this, I.. I'm still a virgin!" ________ MC has Merlin's bloodline and is OP with a system. ________ Check out my P@treon page to read ahead of WN~ Pat reon. com/HornyFBI ________ *Translation* MTL: The first white lord of Hogwarts

    106 Chs 17.1k Collections

  • Return of Salazar Slytherin original

    Return of Salazar Slytherin

    Book&Literature ACTION ADVENTURE COMEDY MAGIC WEAKTOSTRONG MYSTERY DARK HARRYPOTTER

    4.89 Recently Updated

    "Ahh, my research was successful!" Salazar Slytherin was resurrected a thousand years after his burial. After waking up, with a body of a little wizard, he returned to Hogwarts anonymously, and then he was shocked to discover: In ancient times, some families who indulged in lust with Muggles or simply being Muggle-born claimed to be pure-blood families. The lunatic who appeared as his descendant became the dark lord that people talked about, using his own banner to promote extreme ideas. "Where are the records of all the powerful curses and charms?" "While all kinds of magic spells have become fancy, the bodies of wizards are extremely weak, even the descendants of Gryffindor are no exception." #Relaxing #SliceofLife ________ Author/Editor: This is a new take on Slytherin like someone would feel after suddenly going to the future as he lived in ancient times. A different kind of HP Fanfic. Some parts of the story can be different from the book. There will also be some butterfly effects. Thank you for reading! _________ Original MTL name: ANCIENT WIZARDS RETURN TO HOGWARTS

    166 Chs 8.7k Collections

  • I became Voldemort original

    I became Voldemort

    Book&Literature COMEDY MAGIC WEAKTOSTRONG MYSTERY TRANSMIGRATION ANTIHERO HARRYPOTTER

    4.54 Recently Updated

    Cyrus traveled to the world of Harry Potter and thought that splendid magic was waiting for him. Unexpectedly, he replaced Voldemort's soul in the diary and became "Tom Riddle". Cyrus: Damn it, I've become Voldemort! Days passed. During the days when he stayed in the diary, Cyrus continued to learn and digest Riddle’s knowledge, waiting for the opportunity of resurrection. It wasn’t until the summer of 1992 that Ginny Weasley wrote down words in her diary for the first time… "Dear Diary....." ______ Author/Editor: I'm editing and changing things from the starting without changing the plot. I'll start changing stuff from ch 80 from the original fanfic and will try to give it a well-deserved ending! Thank you for reading Read Ahead on: pat reon.com/HornyFBI _______ Original MTL name: HOGWARTS: OOPS, I'M VOLDEMORT

    248 Chs 10.1k Collections

  • One Piece: My Strength Depends on Your Imagination[Dropped] original

    One Piece: My Strength Depends on Your Imagination[Dropped]

    Anime & Comics ACTION SYSTEM COMEDY OVERPOWERED TRANSMIGRATION ISEKAI ONEPIECE

    Completed

    In other Fanfics- Isekaied into the world of pirates, some got a cheat OP system, and others got OP devil fruits. But what is our MC's cheat? A paralyzed face without any expression, a pair of scary sharp eyes, and a heart that beats wildly when nervous! But it seems that he also has good luck. Every time he encounters danger, he escapes unscathed, which is fascinating! Some call him the strongest pirate others call him the messenger of death. MC: "Stop hyping me up! I haven't even killed a mosquito in my life!" _______ Short description- A story full of comedy and nonsense, where the MC's powers are identical to that of King's (One Punch Man) with a plot armor showoff system that grants him powers that are only useful for the show, rather than actual action. These powers are essentially just for bluffs. If you don't like this kind of story then please don't read. ______ MTL: https://www.tcknh.com/novel/283639.html ______

    20 Chs 532 Collections

  • The Villain: Marvel original

    The Villain: Marvel

    Movies ACTION REINCARNATION R18 SYSTEM COMEDY DARK OVERPOWERED VILLAIN MARVEL AVENGERS

    What's that floating panel in front of me? Let's just say that my life was not that bad... Until the day my Boss found out about me sleeping with his girlfriend..*sigh* 20 years ago, I got reincarnated into the Marvel Universe, I killed, tortured, made my way to the top, and managed to become a successful Gangster.... But is that enough? This is MCU for fuck's sake! I'm nothing but a speck of dust in front of those superheroes— [Ding!] [Congratulations on completing all the requirements!] [.....Initializing the 'Villain System'] [The system will help the host to become the most powerful entity in this universe!] "Haa... Haha... hahaha! Finally!" ________ Brief Description- A very degenerate piece of work. The MC is a villain who will do murder, torture, blackmail, etc. He'll also kill some of the Avengers so be prepared! This is a translation but I've changed various stuff which doesn't make sense and have added some characters as well as plot. So everything is not the same. Tags-OP MC, Invincible MC, Evil MC, Perverted Protagonist, Smart Protagonist, Scum Protagonist, Blackmail, An@l, BDSM, R-18, R@pe, Incest, Netori, System, Harem, Large Harem, Smut, Sex... _________ Remember to not compare reality to fiction. The original MTL's name is Marvel's Big Villain. But let's just say that the MTL is *trash*, not the plot but the translation. Lastly, it's an AU so don't think everything you know about the MCU will be the same. If you're as trashy as me then enjoy the work. If you're a snowflake then kindly leave. Thank you for reading.

    6 Chs 509 Collections