Was that a Belgian colonies joke? If so it was a great one
The number of countries in this world that were truly independent, and not subjected to the European sphere of influence at this time could be counted upon with a single hand and its digits. Assuming, of course, one had all of their fingers intact.
War · Zentmeister
Imagine having four extra hours every day
Although the time hourglass had no limitations on usage, excessive and frequent use would still impose a burden on the body, as seen with Hermione in the original story when she ultimately had to give up due to exhaustion. Therefore, Soren only flipped the hourglass four times a day, using the extra four hours for studying, becoming increasingly absorbed in reading and learning day by day.
Book&Literature · Theuntamed
Or she‘s just delusional
In the original work, only a few individuals awakened their bloodline powers; in Soren's memory, there were only Voldemort, who spoke Parseltongue, Tonks, who had natural Metamorphmagus abilities, and Professor Trelawney, who had a thin trace of prophetic blood but had fallen into charlatanism. Harry Potter's ability to speak Parseltongue was passively acquired due to his connection with a fragment of Voldemort's soul, and did not belong to inherent bloodline power.
Book&Literature · Theuntamed
"You know my family has a tradition of naming based on constellations. I'd like to keep that tradition. By family order, my child should belong to..." Narcissa thinks for about five seconds and slowly says, "Serpens, so let's name him Draco. What do you think?"
Book&Literature · Theuntamed
I agree, it would‘ve been a better solution on my part.
"This is all? Nothing about where you are or who I am? Well I will answer those anyway. Starting with your question: Yes you are dead. To use an analogy you would probably understand I am like this godlike being who gives the transmigrators in your stories their wishes. And yes I did send those trucks to kill you. It was quite entertaining to watch you evade them for so long. Well anyways I will now grant you your wishes. One for every truck I needed to sent until you finally died but as you died because of a flowerpot falling onto your head after the fourth truck passed you you will only get half a wish for this one soooo 4 and half a wish it is."
Book&Literature · LesendeTaube
Great job :)
"Bonald Bump, Bed Booze, Bi Binping, Bamala Barris, Bladimir Butin, Bim Bung Bun."
Book&Literature · IWillFixHer
You weren‘t the guy who proofread the chapter of the Black Clover fanfic with Seabstian Silva as the mc, right?
"Bonald Bump, Bed Booze, Bi Binping, Bamala Barris, Bladimir Butin, Bim Bung Bun."
Book&Literature · IWillFixHer
Bed Booze?
"Bonald Bump, Bed Booze, Bi Binping, Bamala Barris, Bladimir Butin, Bim Bung Bun."
Book&Literature · IWillFixHer
Mf they could easily get him on board
Neville was very pleased. He had received similar responses from everyone he had approached thus far. Either Harry was popular, or he was a good judge of character. Maybe both. "We're going to have a meeting at the Hogs Head tomorrow."
Book&Literature · LordSilvere
I know this is for comedic effect but if someone gets punched in the face hard enough to send him flying, he‘s fucking dead or at least severely disfigured.
Jiraiya came back with a swollen face, and Orochimaru shot a quick glance at the two of them.
A New Snake In The Shinobi World
Anime & Comics · J0nk_dawg_787