Badges 21
Moments 531
Thus... her sudden transition to the mental institute for being found publically fornicating with about 5 dogs at the same time… was entirely a coincidence.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
In these days, Chris settled into a routine. In the morning, he'd make up—if he'd slept at all— and start the day with intense body tempering, then he'll try to gain enlightenment in the dao of sword, then he'll try to refine his own Pinnacle Grade artifact—the Chriscalibur.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
The days passed by quickly for Chris... far too quickly for his liking. He really wanted these amazing days to never end, but what's he to do? He doesn't have Time magic.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
'Whoever is the reason for this... I'll kick that MF's @ss,' he decided.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
This wasn't physical pain. But the emotional damage was massive.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
all this self-sucking has me dieing
Fleur didn't know that this is what the muggles call the bad-boy charm. In Chris's previous world, even a wimp like Draco Malfoy has such a huge number of girls fangirling after him. Then what about our giga-chad bad boy MC?
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
why wouldn't he feel bad for a wrongly convicted man who had spent years in a prison filled with dementors?
As for all the Dog and Rat nonsense? He could care less. And the werewolf is already NTRed, the pitiful creature.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
yesss let that innocent man rot because he inadvertently cockblocked you
'Does he not want to be saved by me from getting locked up in his own Trunk?' He thought in irritation but still let Dora go.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
why's everyone being pervs HE'S 13
'Just what are you thinking, girl?! He's still young!' Reprimanded the Angel Dora. She should just take his words literally. 'Yeah... it's good that he came to catch. Now I can show him the egg.'
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
you poor, poor hot dragoon
It was indeed as Chris had so eloquently put it, quote, 'a Brutal Spanking.'
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
sounds like a horrible curse
Chris didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Drinking as much as he wants without ever getting drunk! Sounds like a dream right?
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
'You better keep your word, old man. Or I might send you off sooner than your time.'
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
great movies
It was his worst nightmare. The 16 year old boy got traumatized just by seeing the impressive line Chris had brought with him.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
yes
A.N.: How would he deal with this situation? What has he planned? just keep reading and giving POWERSTONES and find out!
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
He proceeds to have an orgy with multiple Lockharts! ....Ugh...like, he's taken "go fuck yourself" to a whole new level. ]
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
nope, just oblivate them
Though it's only right that he doesn't know much. Why would anyone of those adventurers tell him anything more than superficial stuff? So, he added his own bullshit to fill the gaps.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
is it saints by echos?
I spent the rest of the class peacefully reading a book written in another language while I took in the reactions of all the students. Don't know what Dumbledore was thinking, when he called this clown.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
how do you pronounce Backpfeifengesicht?
The bastard also had blond hair and blue eyes, but the shades were quite different. And our appearance was also completely different. In short, we looked nothing alike. For which, I was glad, since this guy had that face which just made you want punch it. And the history speaks for itself, the few people who've had it and tried to annoy me haven't ended well.
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
wow my second 69 in as many days
"Draco," I patted his shoulder, "Come back again, when you have something to say that's not come from your father."
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Book&Literature · Snollygoster
"Set sail," Thirteen ordered, and the Trolls and Ogres stepped into action.
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Fantasy · Elyon